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|| S71-Present || König Wolf || St. Louis / New Orleans || LW || #77 || 435 TPE || NAME: Köing Wolf HEIGHT: 6"2" WEIGHT: 211 NUMBER: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S - - GP: | G: | A: | P: | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x Career SHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: | +/-: | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S71 - 66- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: | SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - - ------------------------------------------------------------ Career SMJHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS ------------------------------------------------------------ BANK BALANCE: 73 M TPE: 345 || S64-S70 || Mikael Jakobsen || SHL: NOLA / SMJHL: Kelowna Knights || LW || #83 || 888 TPE || NAME: Mikael Jakobsen HEIGHT: 6"2" WEIGHT: 206 NUMBER: 83 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S - - GP: | G: | A: | P: | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x Career SHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: | +/-: | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S?? - ?- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: | SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - - ------------------------------------------------------------ Career SMJHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS ------------------------------------------------------------ BANK BALANCE: 38.9 M TPE: 202 || Hiro Fujikawa || S43 - S52 || RW || #88 || 1313 TPE || NAME: Hiro Fujikawa HEIGHT: 6"2" WEIGHT: 200 NUMBER: 88 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S48 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 11 | P: 21 | PIM: - 10 | HIT: - 50 | +/-: -14 | S49 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 11 | P: 26 | PIM: - 10 | HIT: - 39 | +/-: -3 | S50 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 24 | P: 40 | PIM: - 24 | HIT: - 61 | +/-: +7 | S51 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 25 | P: 35 | PIM: - 11 | HIT: - 22 | +/-: +16 | ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x Career SHL Regular - GP: - 200 | G: - 51 | A: - 71 | P: - 122 | PIM: 55 | +/-: +6 | HIT: - 172 | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S?? - ?- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: | SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - - ------------------------------------------------------------ Career SMJHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS ------------------------------------------------------------ BANK BALANCE: 15 M TPE: 1313 || Elias Lindstrom || S33 - S43 || RW || #89 || XXX TPE || NAME: Elias Lindstrom HEIGHT: 6"2" WEIGHT: 200 NUMBER: 89 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S? - ??? - GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: | SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - - ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S?? - ?- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: | SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - - ------------------------------------------------------------ Career SMJHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS ------------------------------------------------------------ || Magnus Jakobsen|| S17- S30 || Retired - HoF || RW || #83 || XXX TPE || NAME: Magnus Jakobsen HEIGHT: 6"2" WEIGHT: 220 NUMBER: 83 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Regular Season Stats: GP: 624 | G: 208 | A: 270 | P: 478 | +/-: +48 | PIM: 432 | HIT: 1325 | SB: 107 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career SMJHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS 3x 1st All-Star Team (S21, S23, S27) 1x 3rd All-Star Team (S30) 1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S23) 1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S23) 2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S21, S23) Aidan Richan Trophy (S20) ------------------------------------------------------------
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|| S71-Present || König Wolf || St. Louis / New Orleans || LW || #77 || 435 TPE || NAME: Köing Wolf HEIGHT: 6"2" WEIGHT: 211 NUMBER: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S - - GP: | G: | A: | P: | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x Career SHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: | +/-: | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S71 - 66- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: | SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - - ------------------------------------------------------------ Career SMJHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS ------------------------------------------------------------ BANK BALANCE: 73 M TPE: 345 || S64-S70 || Mikael Jakobsen || SHL: NOLA / SMJHL: Kelowna Knights || LW || #83 || 888 TPE || NAME: Mikael Jakobsen HEIGHT: 6"2" WEIGHT: 206 NUMBER: 83 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S - - GP: | G: | A: | P: | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x Career SHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: | +/-: | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S?? - ?- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: | SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - - ------------------------------------------------------------ Career SMJHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS ------------------------------------------------------------ BANK BALANCE: 38.9 M TPE: 202 || Hiro Fujikawa || S43 - S52 || RW || #88 || 1313 TPE || NAME: Hiro Fujikawa HEIGHT: 6"2" WEIGHT: 200 NUMBER: 88 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S48 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 11 | P: 21 | PIM: - 10 | HIT: - 50 | +/-: -14 | S49 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 11 | P: 26 | PIM: - 10 | HIT: - 39 | +/-: -3 | S50 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 24 | P: 40 | PIM: - 24 | HIT: - 61 | +/-: +7 | S51 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 25 | P: 35 | PIM: - 11 | HIT: - 22 | +/-: +16 | ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x Career SHL Regular - GP: - 200 | G: - 51 | A: - 71 | P: - 122 | PIM: 55 | +/-: +6 | HIT: - 172 | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S?? - ?- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: | SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - - ------------------------------------------------------------ Career SMJHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS ------------------------------------------------------------ BANK BALANCE: 15 M TPE: 1313 || Elias Lindstrom || S33 - S43 || RW || #89 || XXX TPE || NAME: Elias Lindstrom HEIGHT: 6"2" WEIGHT: 200 NUMBER: 89 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S? - ??? - GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: | SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - - ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS S?? - ?- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: | SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - - ------------------------------------------------------------ Career SMJHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS ------------------------------------------------------------ || Magnus Jakobsen|| S17- S30 || Retired - HoF || RW || #83 || XXX TPE || NAME: Magnus Jakobsen HEIGHT: 6"2" WEIGHT: 220 NUMBER: 83 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Regular Season Stats: GP: 624 | G: 208 | A: 270 | P: 478 | +/-: +48 | PIM: 432 | HIT: 1325 | SB: 107 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career SMJHL Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - | Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - | ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS 3x 1st All-Star Team (S21, S23, S27) 1x 3rd All-Star Team (S30) 1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S23) 1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S23) 2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S21, S23) Aidan Richan Trophy (S20) ------------------------------------------------------------
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Ace Guilded || C || Maine Timber Age: 42 Height: 6'0" Weight: 200 Number: 22
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“I thought I was a goalie, but STA told me forget being a goalie they make nothing, and no one cares about them. Guess what I was a center all along and I had no idea. Now I am the toast of the town, and I am getting offers from all the GMs and Scouts.” – Spidey Talent Agency, on Activity Check
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“I thought I was a goalie, but STA told me forget being a goalie they make nothing, and no one cares about them. Guess what I was a center all along and I had no idea. Now I am the toast of the town, and I am getting offers from all the GMs and Scouts.” – Spidey Talent Agency, on Activity Check
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Binko Koivu | S64 D | Colorado Raptors | Atlanta Inferno Guy Zheng | S46 D -> F | Atlanta Inferno | United Kingdom | 2134 Peak TPE | Retired Birthplace: United Kingdom Height: 6' 3" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 40 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── Trophies, Awards, and Medals: S46 | KEL | Quilha Agante Trophy (SMJHL Top Defenseman) S47 | NEW | Ryan Jesster Nominee (SHL Best Rookie) S47 | NEW | All Rookie Team S47 | GB | IIHF Gold S49 | GB | IIHF Silver S52 | GB | IIHF Gold S53 | GB | IIHF Bronze S54 | GB | IIHF Silver S55 | GB | IIHF Gold ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SMJHL Career Statistics: S45 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | ATOI: 20.61 | HIT: 37 | SB: 51 | +/-: -14 S46 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 32 | P: 42 | ATOI: 21.87 | HIT: 27 | SB: 49 | +/-: 19 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SMJHL Playoffs Statistics: S45 | KEL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | ATOI: 21.80 | HIT: 2 | SB: 4 | +/-: -5 S45 | KEL | GP: 18 | G: 2 | A: 13 | P: 15 | ATOI: 22.07 | HIT: 7 | SB: 24 | +/-: -5 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SHL Career Statistics: S47 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 22 | P: 27 | ATOI: 22.76 | HIT: 45 | SB: 89 | +/-: -9 S48 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 19 | P: 24 | ATOI: 21.72 | HIT: 44 | SB: 53 | +/-: -1 S49 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 21 | P: 28 | ATOI: 21.62 | HIT: 45 | SB: 55 | +/-: 21 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SHL Playoffs Statistics: S49 | NEW | GP: 15 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | ATOI: 21.96 | HIT: 11 | SB: 15 | +/-: 12 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── Transactions: S45 | KEL | SMJHL Draft | 15th Overall S45 | KEL | Contract | $3M AAV, 1 Season S46 | NEW | SHL Draft | 15th Overall S46 | NEW | Contract | $3M AAV, 3 Seasons S49 | NEW | Contract | $5M AAV, 2 Seasons
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Binko Koivu | S64 D | Colorado Raptors | Atlanta Inferno Guy Zheng | S46 D -> F | Atlanta Inferno | United Kingdom | 2134 Peak TPE | Retired Birthplace: United Kingdom Height: 6' 3" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 40 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── Trophies, Awards, and Medals: S46 | KEL | Quilha Agante Trophy (SMJHL Top Defenseman) S47 | NEW | Ryan Jesster Nominee (SHL Best Rookie) S47 | NEW | All Rookie Team S47 | GB | IIHF Gold S49 | GB | IIHF Silver S52 | GB | IIHF Gold S53 | GB | IIHF Bronze S54 | GB | IIHF Silver S55 | GB | IIHF Gold ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SMJHL Career Statistics: S45 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | ATOI: 20.61 | HIT: 37 | SB: 51 | +/-: -14 S46 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 32 | P: 42 | ATOI: 21.87 | HIT: 27 | SB: 49 | +/-: 19 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SMJHL Playoffs Statistics: S45 | KEL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | ATOI: 21.80 | HIT: 2 | SB: 4 | +/-: -5 S45 | KEL | GP: 18 | G: 2 | A: 13 | P: 15 | ATOI: 22.07 | HIT: 7 | SB: 24 | +/-: -5 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SHL Career Statistics: S47 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 22 | P: 27 | ATOI: 22.76 | HIT: 45 | SB: 89 | +/-: -9 S48 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 19 | P: 24 | ATOI: 21.72 | HIT: 44 | SB: 53 | +/-: -1 S49 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 21 | P: 28 | ATOI: 21.62 | HIT: 45 | SB: 55 | +/-: 21 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SHL Playoffs Statistics: S49 | NEW | GP: 15 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | ATOI: 21.96 | HIT: 11 | SB: 15 | +/-: 12 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── Transactions: S45 | KEL | SMJHL Draft | 15th Overall S45 | KEL | Contract | $3M AAV, 1 Season S46 | NEW | SHL Draft | 15th Overall S46 | NEW | Contract | $3M AAV, 3 Seasons S49 | NEW | Contract | $5M AAV, 2 Seasons
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