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Top 100 Worst Players of All time
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Now you got the top 75 of all time. Now we gotta get the top 75 worst of all time.

We will do Top 75 worst Skaters and Top 25 worst Goalies.

The parameter’s are pretty simple to weed out all the even more useless players. We want the actual bad players who played meaningful games. So the rules are as follows for skaters

Had to play atleast 15 Minutes per game for their entire career, as well as played 50+ games. No one hit wonders, not 4th line STHS grinders. Real actual people.

This is ranked by Points per game played

75: Grandmaster Funk - GP: 264 | P/GP: 0.205
74: Scotty Reay - GP: 250 | P/GP: 0.204
73: Bjorn Thornsen - GP: 275 | P/GP: 0.204
72: Osbert Whacker - GP: 516 | P/GP: 0.203
71: Hollywood Greg Dufour - GP: 454 | P/GP: 0.2
70: Nicklas Svensson - GP: 100 | P/GP: 0.2
69: Frank Fencepost - GP: 609 | P/GP: 0.197
68: Fdam Aoote - GP: 198 | P/GP: 0.197
67: LaCarpetron Dukemarriot II - GP: 66 | P/GP: 0.197
66: Sabo Tage - GP: 464 | P/GP: 0.196
65: Kalevi Karhunen - GP: 432 | P/GP: 0.192
64: Roddy Hawkins - GP: 250 | P/GP: 0.192
63: Kevin Robinson - GP: 100 | P/GP: 0.19
62: Kevin Paille - GP: 311 | P/GP: 0.19
61: Kayden King - GP: 132 | P/GP: 0.189
60: C Jobin - GP: 132 | P/GP: 0.189
59: Troy Thompson - GP: 80 | P/GP: 0.188
58: Jannik Nordstern - GP: 198 | P/GP: 0.187
57: Daniel Kuster - GP: 203 | P/GP: 0.182
56: PBJ Souppan - GP: 66 | P/GP: 0.182
55: Heath Nicol - GP: 66 | P/GP: 0.182
54: Rod Cocker - GP: 198 | P/GP: 0.182
53: Oliver Klozoff - GP: 625 | P/GP: 0.181
52: Camillo D'Antonio - GP: 166 | P/GP: 0.181
51: Cal Clucker - GP: 316 | P/GP: 0.18
50: Raphael D'Alcott - GP: 100 | P/GP: 0.18
49: Jon Doran - GP: 503 | P/GP: 0.175
48: Matty Sandeen - GP: 264 | P/GP: 0.174
47: Drakocarr Sunazzo - GP: 132 | P/GP: 0.174
46: Timmy Barlow - GP: 150 | P/GP: 0.173
45: Colt Cruz - GP: 52 | P/GP: 0.173
44: Niccolo Livius - GP: 198 | P/GP: 0.172
43: Robert Bergen - GP: 198 | P/GP: 0.172
42: Gilfred Alfredsson - GP: 100 | P/GP: 0.17
41: Jean-Pierre Gay - GP: 450 | P/GP: 0.169
40: David Borsato - GP: 244 | P/GP: 0.168
39: Warrior Enskidou - GP: 66 | P/GP: 0.167
38: Jas Brar - GP: 153 | P/GP: 0.163
37: Janis Vitols - GP: 56 | P/GP: 0.161
36: Khet Chupp - GP: 100 | P/GP: 0.16
35: Anze Barbashev - GP: 250 | P/GP: 0.16
34: Freddy Dorchy - GP: 182 | P/GP: 0.159
33: Erik Nilsson - GP: 305 | P/GP: 0.157
32: Josh Driver - GP: 51 | P/GP: 0.157
31: Ka Chow - GP: 66 | P/GP: 0.152
30: Patrick Toes - GP: 132 | P/GP: 0.152
29: Narboza Manyhands - GP: 528 | P/GP: 0.152
28: Alex Bourque - GP: 133 | P/GP: 0.15
27: Shayne Steele - GP: 100 | P/GP: 0.15
26: Riley Forsberg - GP: 154 | P/GP: 0.149
25: Gabriel Fortescue - GP: 278 | P/GP: 0.147
24: Craig Stewart Jr. - GP: 151 | P/GP: 0.146
23: Jeff Hockridge - GP: 234 | P/GP: 0.145
22: Justin Case - GP: 62 | P/GP: 0.145
21: Ryan Haan - GP: 159 | P/GP: 0.145
20: Ergo Nomic - GP: 132 | P/GP: 0.144
19: Miikka Lakksonen - GP: 80 | P/GP: 0.138
18: Hermanis Villy - GP: 250 | P/GP: 0.136
17: Bob Hawkins - GP: 60 | P/GP: 0.133
16: Denver Wolfe - GP: 166 | P/GP: 0.133
15: Fleetway Super Sonic - GP: 264 | P/GP: 0.129
14: Miikka Salo - GP: 300 | P/GP: 0.127
13: Maximillion Hertz - GP: 95 | P/GP: 0.126
12: Everett Taylor - GP: 100 | P/GP: 0.12
11: Dennis Siedenberg - GP: 100 | P/GP: 0.12
10: Pavel Chekov - GP: 100 | P/GP: 0.12
9: Callum MacElroy - GP: 200 | P/GP: 0.11
8: Vili Tuga'tuga'bo'atu - GP: 195 | P/GP: 0.108
7: Dork Dipplet - GP: 264 | P/GP: 0.106
6: I. P. Nightly - GP: 66 | P/GP: 0.106
5: Richard Metcalf-Kearns - GP: 249 | P/GP: 0.104
4: Claude Malenfant - GP: 499 | P/GP: 0.1
3: Harl Elemmire - GP: 115 | P/GP: 0.087
2: Flash Gordon - GP: 216 | P/GP: 0.056
1: Sandis Sprunks - GP: 100 | P/GP: 0.04

For goalies, it is over 50 games played, and sorted by Wins per Games Played

25: Enes Gundogan - GP: 520 | W/GP: 0.267
24: Bandit Heeler - GP: 61 | W/GP: 0.262
23: August Von Hecht - GP: 115 | W/GP: 0.261
22: Richard Majors - GP: 109 | W/GP: 0.248
21: Valtteri Aalto - GP: 61 | W/GP: 0.246
20: Vincent Mietitore - GP: 284 | W/GP: 0.243
19: Adam Rage - GP: 388 | W/GP: 0.242
18: Jackson Cannon - GP: 122 | W/GP: 0.238
17: Brent Turnerson - GP: 137 | W/GP: 0.234
16: Inda Bagg - GP: 214 | W/GP: 0.22
15: Aboud Chamas - GP: 135 | W/GP: 0.215
14: Jaska Tillikainen - GP: 94 | W/GP: 0.202
13: Craig Whatman - GP: 51 | W/GP: 0.196
12: Sjoforsvaret - GP: 149 | W/GP: 0.188
11: Steven Vassallo - GP: 69 | W/GP: 0.174
10: Marques Brownlee - GP: 64 | W/GP: 0.172
9: Monty Montgomery - GP: 60 | W/GP: 0.167
8: Kay Lee - GP: 54 | W/GP: 0.167
7: Mertin Brodeur - GP: 119 | W/GP: 0.151
6: Joshua CorcoranTwitch - GP: 91 | W/GP: 0.143
5: Otter Von Bismarck - GP: 91 | W/GP: 0.121
4: Friedrich Schmidt - GP: 52 | W/GP: 0.115
3: Tobias Lindeman - GP: 363 | W/GP: 0.113
2: James Lao - GP: 51 | W/GP: 0.078
1: Ted Lindsay - GP: 53 | W/GP: 0.038


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I can't even make the 100 worst list!!? This is why I'm leaving for ISFL.

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#3

Are any of the top 10 worst forwards? I would forgive D with no points

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#4

I feel like worst save percentage would have been a better qualifier for the goalies.

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#5

Pheww just happy my players didn’t make the list!

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#6

That feeling when you drafted at least 12 of these players

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#7

@KlusteR you made a top 100 list!




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#8

This list taught me there was a C Jobin.
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#9

Does this list now increase their trading card value? I've got a few of these.

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#10

Look @DorkDipplet you're in the top 10!

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#11

How dare you speak poorly of Flash like that

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#12

That's S75 Challenge Cup Champion Bandit Heeler to you!

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#13

Some of these goalies were my backups, I remember the names Smile

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#14

Vincent Mietitore, 20th worst goalie of all time.

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#15

Where is Luke Thomason?

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