S77 SMJHL Interested Prospects Thread
Deadline: Tuesday, June 4th at 11:59PM PST
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Armstrong614
Registered Junior Member 05-29-2024, 11:55 AMPyro182 Wrote: ONLY S77 SMJHL Rookies (S78 SHL Draftees) are eligible for this PT. This is NOT for people who got drafted into the SHL (S77 SHL Draftees).
Blastmeaway
Registered S45 Challenge Cup Champion
Player Name: King Kral
Position: Winger Recreate or First-Gen? -Recreates: Who was your last player? Towelie -First-Gens: How did you find the site? Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): blastmeaway SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions) How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) - Depends on the week some way more than others What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? grill, or gas station roller What made you join the SHL? Hockey and a reddit post some years ago If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? Probably be to see Jackie Robinson play Baseball, also it would be a terrible experience because of the fans of the period. By far my favorite baseballer of all time and I would be honored to see the man play the game he knew. The mind games to be able to steal home is incredible. If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? Craps, lets throw some dice Waffles or pancakes? Pancakes If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? Is the bear shitting nearby? In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? Dope, can i sign it and personally hand it to the winner? Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Gardening, Woodworking, and Spreadsheets What is your opinion on The French? bread cause its ok, more prefer a Ciabatta Roll What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) Wikipedia, it just keeps growing What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? not having cheating/loopholes like the LTIR in the NHL right now Taylor ham or Pork Roll? neither? What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? Alakazam, cause he be all psychic and shit What video games do you play? Chel, Cities Skylines, MLB the Show mainly If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? I would want to be a Golden Retriever because their all fluffy and shit Shout out to ml002, schultzy, slashacm, tedward!
I I I I 09-05-2018, 10:04 PMBeaver Wrote: Wow look what the PT affiliation has done to our pristine league. 12-19-2018, 12:31 AMBeaver Wrote: I personally blame the PT affiliation for handing out massive amounts of free TPE to all these players, inflating the TPE they're at when they get called up.
Mongoose87
Registered Senior Member
Player Name: Elaina Beneski
Position: LW Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate -Recreates: Who was your last player? James Johnson Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): mongoose87 SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions) How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) That's kind of hard to nail down. Things can be unpredictable with two little kids. What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? On the grill What made you join the SHL? I heard the league had an updating portal. If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? Maybe like 2005? The world generally is better than in the past, when most people were serfs or slaves. If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? Memes of the 2010s Waffles or pancakes? Pancakes If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? Yes. You forgot to say that no one is there to hear it. In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? I sign the jersey. Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? I've been working on a LEGO castle. What is your opinion on The French? Je ne veux pas te dire. What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) Michael Chabon's "Yiddish Policeman's Union." It's kind of hard to explain if you're not Jewish. What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? Communication. Nothing gets the users riled up like long periods of silence without explanation. Taylor ham or Pork Roll? Neither, I don't eat pork. What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? Charizard, cause he's a goddammed fire- breathing dragon. What video games do you play? RPGs and Grand Strategy are my favorites. Disco Elysium is the best I've ever played. If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? I'd be a mutt, because all my ancestors were penniless peasants from all different places.
Magenta
Registered S28 Challenge Cup Champion
Player Name: Jett Labyrinth
Position: Center Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate -Recreates: Who was your last player? Aleksander Stromberg Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): magenta97 How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) Certainly depends but usually at least an hour a day What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? Not cooking one at all because they are disgusting What made you join the SHL? Saw a reddit post and the idea appealed to me If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? Summer 2016, there was just something in the air... If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? The misery of being a Toronto Maple Leafs fan Waffles or pancakes? Waffles can be amazing, pancakes are cool but simply don’t have the ceiling that waffles have so waffles If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? Well that depends on if there was anyone there to hear it In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? Fully support the cause, of course. Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Running and ping pong What is your opinion on The French? I prefer really not to speak. If I speak I am in big trouble. What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) My atlas I had in Grade 2 because it was sick What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? The great people you meet Taylor ham or Pork Roll? I have absolutely zero idea what this refers to but Taylor ham seems like it has a little more character What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? I’m not sure why or if I can even really explain it but I have a strong connection to Zubat What video games do you play? FIFA, Football Manager, Minecraft, Smash Bros If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Saint Bernard because they seem chill as hell
vandrewski
Registered Member
SMJHL HO Questions:
Player Name: - Ivan Godinez Position: - Left Defense (LD) Recreate or First-Gen? - First-gen Recreates: Who was your last player? N/A First-Gens: How did you find the site? - I am in other simulation leagues which are very dry & inactive so Kimar sent the invitation for SHL. Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): - vandrewski#6597 SMJHL GM QUESTIONS How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) - I have around 10+ hours free every week. What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? - grilled. All day everyday What made you join the SHL? - I am familiar with Simulation leagues but I've only ever known the simulation being ran through NHL 23/24. So when I found out this wasn't just another league, I joined instantly. I haven't played a single game yet & I already know this is the best simulation league out there! If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? - I'd want to travel back to the 90's. I was born '03 so I grew up listening to 90's music. I always imagined what it would be like to hear 2pac when he blew up in '91. I also love all the neon colors lol. If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? - I'd give a lecture about a book series I've re-read at least 4 times. That book series has kept me going more than I want to admit. Waffles or pancakes? - WAFFLES ALL DAY!! If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? - 100% it does. Just because no one hears it, doesn't mean it doesn't make a noise. Now it's up to you whether you believe it makes noise or not. In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? - I wear the jersey with honor! No questions asked. Especially for it to be auctioned off for charity. Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? - Other than Simulation Hockey League?? I love to read, watch sports (EVERYTHING LA) & play video games with the homies. What is your opinion on The French? - the pigeons work for the bourgeoisies. In all seriousness, the French are awesome! We wouldn't have soufflés & most importantly we wouldn't have crepes. What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) - I mentioned the book before but Red Rising by Pierce Brown. It's originally a trilogy but turned saga because of how amazing the books are!! I enjoy it so much. The book not only includes life lessons for young adults but the concepts that are brought up are mind boggling. I would've never thought in 1000 years to think of some of the things Brown writes about. What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? - I would say it's definitely the community. There's no way any of this happens without Graders ( every type of grader), Head Office, Gms, and obviously the players. Along with making it go round, it wouldn't be any fun without getting to talk to people from around the world. Taylor ham or Pork Roll? - pork roll & I'm not even from the east coast lol. What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? - My favorite Pokemon is definitely Machamp. He is not to be messed with! The fact that he has 4 arms gives him the advantage no matter the Pokemon. (Unless it's a Snorlax) Snorlax is my #2 favorite. What video games do you play? - I play rainbow six siege, overwatch 2, COD, Apex legends, MLB the show, & NHL 23. If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? - I'd like to be Dachshund just so I can say that I'ma a Weiner dog. Also bc they get special treatment for not being able to walk up stairs.
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Deng
Registered Senior Member
Player Name: Valtteri Pulkkinen
Position: Left Wing Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate -Recreates: Who was your last player? Janne Virtanen Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): deng. How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) Most evenings and weekends What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? grilled, with ketchup and roasted onions on top What made you join the SHL? felt like its right time to come back If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? go back in time to take some lottery numbers so I could retire early and enjoy the life without working If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? hockey Waffles or pancakes? waffles If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? It does In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? Anything for the charity Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? now that it is summer time its always basketball season for me What is your opinion on The French? if I speak im in big trouble What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, the whole series is goated but this is my favourite out of them all What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? the community Taylor ham or Pork Roll? not from us so idk whats the difference but lemme say pork roll What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? idk nothing bout pokemons lets just say pikachu What video games do you play? cs2, football manager, slapshot rebound mainly If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Golden Retriever, their personality matches up with me
Vrain
Registered Senior Member
Player Name: Spaceman Spiff
Position: Left Wing Recreate or First-Gen? First-gen -First-Gens: How did you find the site? I heard about it from a current player Full Discord Username: vrain19 How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) 5+, mostly evenings and some weekends. It varies from week to week. What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? Roasted over a campfire is easily the best way What made you join the SHL? I was in PBE and enjoying it and I was invited to SHL. I like hockey more than baseball so it was an easy choice. If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? Imperial Rome, under one of the good Emperors. It would be amazing to see Rome at its height. If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? I hate public speaking but I could go on for a while about Stardew Valley since I've been playing it a ton recently. Waffles or pancakes? Waffles for the built in syrup buckets If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? Only if it's an evergreen because the forest is so quiet you can hear a pine drop. In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? Absolutely Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Basic woodworking for house projects What is your opinion on The French? Neither France nor Quebec get the respect they deserve for their parts in history. Great food too. What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) Lord of the Rings. It's been my favorite for decades and I love everything about it. What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? The locker room community by far. If it wasn't for that I might as well play solo offline. Taylor ham or Pork Roll? I had to Google these, I'll call it back bacon and eat it either way. What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? Psyduck because they're hilarious What video games do you play? MMOs (WoW, LOTRO), cozy games (Stardew Valley) If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Husky. I love the cold and they've always been one of my favorite dogs.
Gyro_Hero
SHL GM SHL GM 05-29-2024, 11:55 AMPyro182 Wrote: ONLY S77 SMJHL Rookies (S78 SHL Draftees) are eligible for this PT. This is NOT for people who got drafted into the SHL (S77 SHL Draftees).
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Segi
File Worker the king of burger
SMJHL HO Questions (4 Questions)
Player Name: Walter Scheibli Position: Goalie Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate Who was your last player? Dan Baltisberger. Before him, Mathias Seger Full Discord Username: segi_3554 SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions) How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) Taking away 8 hours of work per day, plus 1 hour for the way to and from and 7 hours of sleep, around 8 per weekday and 17 on weekend days. But I'm not gonna spend all that on the SHL. (Also what are those examples, lol.) What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? - boil water - hot dog in - ... - profit What made you join the SHL? A recruitment post on reddit over 5 years ago. If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? Experiencing the fall of the Berlin Wall first hand would be pretty cool I guess. If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? Why integral clock face time scheduling for trains is the superior way. Waffles or pancakes? Pancakes for breakfast, waffles in the afternoon. If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? Duh In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? Sure, I'm not an asshole. Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Started going swimming regularly. What is your opinion on The French? They make good wine, bread and cheese. What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) Maurice Sendak - Where the Wild Things are - Because after 30 years, I still have a very positive memory of it. Can't say that about many books What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? It's the fun. Taylor ham or Pork Roll? Pork Roll. Mainly because I don't know who the hell Taylor Ham is. What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? Growlithe. Cause look at him. What video games do you play? RPGs, Strategy and Sport Sims mainly. If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Labrador. Because they don't seem to be capable of not being happy.
GrimmCrackers
Registered Junior Member
Player Name: Mark Andrew Fleury
Position: Goalie First Gen How did you find the site? - Reddit Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): GrimmCrackers How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) Usually not much during M-F but a few hours every weekend. What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? Grill What made you join the SHL? I like hockey and I have been enjoying the ISFL since I joined it a little while ago. If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? My childhood because I’m nostalgic and still want to go back to a time when we had computers. If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? Probably something about football or hockey, maybe just Pittsburgh Sports in general. Waffles or pancakes? Pancakes If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? Obviously. In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? Obviously wear it, hockey is for everyone. Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Collecting vinyl, playing around with LLMs / CoPilot What is your opinion on The French? pas d'opinion What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) The Book Thief, I absolutely love the unique writing style and it never fails to bring me to tears. What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? A chill locker room with people that are fun to talk to Taylor ham or Pork Roll? Excuse me? What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? Can I just pick all of the eevee evolutions? I think they’re cute. What video games do you play? Elden Ring / Souls games a lot as of late. If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? I would be a cat because I am generally antisocial.
MattyIce
Registered Senior Member
Player Name: Easton Schaffer
Position: RW Recreate or First-Gen?: Recreate Who was your last player? : Sonata Diamante, C, only played in SMJHL from S55 to S59 Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): mxttyicemxn#6353 How many hours a week do you usually have free?: Usually a dozen or so What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? : Steamed or Barbequed are the best ways What made you join the SHL? : In my case, I'm re-joining because of familiar faces and the portal If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? : Maybe back to the 70s when the Canadiens were winning a lot lol If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? : I'd probably want to lecture young boys about girls haha Waffles or pancakes? : Dammit.... pancakes. If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? : Depends on the size and surroundings of the tree. In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? For sure! It's for a good cause. Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? : Sim racing, gaming doing my usual house and parental duties first. Then having family / friends over. What is your opinion on The French? : I am the French so I think I'm cool. What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) : JURASSIC PARK. I want this horror film made. What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? : The people first have to be welcoming and knowledgeable. Then the sim needs to make sense and so do the progression rules. Taylor ham or Pork Roll? Never heard of either tbh, but I'll say Pizza. What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? : Not a fan, never been. I did like the design of Articuno back in the beginning. What video games do you play? HADES 2 now, Dead Cells, Assetto Corsa. If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? : Maybe some kind of Shepherd, there are many breeds I know, but it's so difficult to pick one. Maybe an Australian Shepherd?
Spkris
Registered Member
Player name: kris
Position: goalie Recreate last player kris I think 1 season in smjhl Discord: spkris Hours free a week: depends on the week but I would say around 4-5 on average Optimal way to cook a hotdog: boiled, or over a fire What made you join the shl: saw a reddit post and thought the idea was cool If you could travel back to any point in time what time and why: not sure I would, but I'll go with the 70s, good music nice cars and good hockey. If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what would you choose: something hockey related Waffles or pancakes: very hard question, but I guess pancakes If a tree falls In the forest does it make sound: I like to assume it wouldn't unless observed by something or someone Pride night: I would wear said jersey and if I could make a donation as i have a few Trans friends Hobbies: hockey, cars, music, snowboarding, skateboarding, water drinking Best book I've read: steelheart, I don't read books too much but enjoyed the fantasy theme in this one Most important part of a fun league experience: enjoying talking a bantering with my team, and competitive games Favourite pokemon: sceptile, I love the look of sceptile especially the tail What video games do I play: nhl, and sometimes overwatch or brawlhalla with a few buds If I chose a dog I would most likely be: German shepard, I've had a few growing up and I've always just loved shepards
OVOXO
Registered Senior Member
05-30-2024, 10:25 PM
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Player Name: Elliot Alderson
Position: Right Defenceman Recreate or First-Gen? First-Gen -First-Gens: How did you find the site? All thanks to my good friend @Popol ! Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): #ovoxo32 How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) More than 6 hours! I'm an addict to fantasy leagues! What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? Grlling on the BBQ ! Although who doesn't like a good ol' fashioned steamed hot dog at a baseball stadium?! What made you join the SHL? My friend Popol referred me and the whole concept seemed interesting! So far so good, I'm loving it so far! If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? Back in university, I chickened out on studying abroad for a semester in Belgium. If I could, I would go back and convince my younger version to just do it! Such a missed experience. If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? Given that my player is Ellior Alderson, I would say anything from the Mr. Robot tv show! Waffles or pancakes? Pancakes! Meom meom. If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? It depends. If there's no one in the vicinity, how can we prove it actually made a sound? There's a strong possibility that the falling of the tree did make a sound, but what if it was silent?... We can't fully say until we have proof. In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? I would be honored to! Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Watching baseball and hockey, going to the gym and videogames! What is your opinion on The French? Given that I'm French-Canadian, I have respect for the French given that they always fight for liberty and for what's right. I'm also getting married in France later this year so I'm pretty biased! What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) I don't have a huge favorite at the moment, but I really like "How to win friends and influence people" by Dale Carnegie. I always come back to it given there's so many good lessons! What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? The community of course! Having engaging discussions, bantering and exchanging with others is always the best part of a league. Taylor ham or Pork Roll? I would call it Pork Roll! What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? Snorlax! Such a funny pokemon and I love sleeping too! What video games do you play? So many, but at the moment, I'm playing Legends of Runeterra, Death Stranding and Powerwash simulator! If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Golden Retrievers because they're the best dogs!! Credit: xjoverax
jakkysosa
Registered Member Code: Player Name: Isamu Knievel SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions) Code: Code: How many hours a week do you usually have free?
Mr.Lizard
Registered Junior Member 05-29-2024, 11:55 AMPyro182 Wrote: ONLY S77 SMJHL Rookies (S78 SHL Draftees) are eligible for this PT. This is NOT for people who got drafted into the SHL (S77 SHL Draftees). |
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