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Armstrong614 · 05-29-2024, 06:55 PM

05-29-2024, 11:55 AMPyro182 Wrote: ONLY S77 SMJHL Rookies (S78 SHL Draftees) are eligible for this PT. This is NOT for people who got drafted into the SHL (S77 SHL Draftees).

If you want to be drafted high in the SMJHL entry draft, you've got to make sure you're on teams' radars. Fill out the following questionnaire compiled by Head Office and the General Managers to earn some easy TPE and show everyone more of who you are and what teams get if they draft you!

This season we are changing up the Interested Prospect Payout, here is the new format:

You will receive 0.5 TPE for each question you answer up to a maximum of 6 TPE. (12 questions)
For each question you answer after the first 12, you will receive $100k per question answered, with a bonus of $200k for answering every question.
The total for answering all questions will come out to 6 TPE and $1M!!!

SMJHL HO Questions (4 Questions)

Code:
Player Name: Presley Armstrong Position: RW Recreate or First-Gen? First-Gen -Recreates: Who was your last player? -First-Gens: How did you find the site? Penguins Reddit Page Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): buckeye412

SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions)
How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
Enough to be active as needed.
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?
Grill or griddle is the best, with bun toasted.
What made you join the SHL?
Saw the post on the Penguins reddit page.
If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?
It would be pretty cool to travel back to the very beginning of everything to see what happens.
If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?
Sports memorabilia, its importance and value.
Waffles or pancakes?
Depends on who makes it and how fresh it is. Generally, pancakes.
If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?
Yes, it does.
In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?
Wear the gear and buy it during the auction at a higher price than it would otherwise sell for.
Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
Fishing and learning to golf.
What is your opinion on The French?
I am not French and do not care for anything French besides fries and Costco croissants.
What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
Siddhartha, hated it on my first read through but the more I read it the better I liked it.
What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
I enjoy winning, but rewarding my time is the most important thing to me.
Taylor ham or Pork Roll?
I do not even know what these are.
What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
I like all the Pokemon from Heartgold.
What video games do you play?
Been playing switch games including mario golf.
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
I like Pomeranians because I have them.

Deadline: Tuesday, June 4th at 11:59PM PST

Blastmeaway · 05-29-2024, 07:48 PM

Player Name: King Kral
Position: Winger
Recreate or First-Gen?
-Recreates: Who was your last player? Towelie
-First-Gens: How did you find the site?
Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): blastmeaway

SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions)
How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) - Depends on the week some way more than others
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? grill, or gas station roller
What made you join the SHL? Hockey and a reddit post some years ago
If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? Probably be to see Jackie Robinson play Baseball, also it would be a terrible experience because of the fans of the period. By far my favorite baseballer of all time and I would be honored to see the man play the game he knew. The mind games to be able to steal home is incredible.
If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? Craps, lets throw some dice
Waffles or pancakes? Pancakes
If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? Is the bear shitting nearby?
In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? Dope, can i sign it and personally hand it to the winner?
Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Gardening, Woodworking, and Spreadsheets
What is your opinion on The French? bread cause its ok, more prefer a Ciabatta Roll
What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) Wikipedia, it just keeps growing
What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? not having cheating/loopholes like the LTIR in the NHL right now
Taylor ham or Pork Roll? neither?
What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? Alakazam, cause he be all psychic and shit
What video games do you play? Chel, Cities Skylines, MLB the Show mainly
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? I would want to be a Golden Retriever because their all fluffy and shit

Shout out to ml002, schultzy, slashacm, tedward!
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09-05-2018, 10:04 PMBeaver Wrote: Wow look what the PT affiliation has done to our pristine league.

12-19-2018, 12:31 AMBeaver Wrote: I personally blame the PT affiliation for handing out massive amounts of free TPE to all these players, inflating the TPE they're at when they get called up.

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Mongoose87 · 05-29-2024, 08:28 PM

Player Name: Elaina Beneski
Position: LW
Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate
-Recreates: Who was your last player? James Johnson
Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): mongoose87

SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions)
How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
That's kind of hard to nail down. Things can be unpredictable with two little kids.
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?
On the grill
What made you join the SHL?
I heard the league had an updating portal.

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?
Maybe like 2005? The world generally is better than in the past, when most people were serfs or slaves.

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?
Memes of the 2010s

Waffles or pancakes?

Pancakes

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?
Yes. You forgot to say that no one is there to hear it.

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?
I sign the jersey.

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
I've been working on a LEGO castle.

What is your opinion on The French?
Je ne veux pas te dire.

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
Michael Chabon's "Yiddish Policeman's Union." It's kind of hard to explain if you're not Jewish.

What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
Communication. Nothing gets the users riled up like long periods of silence without explanation.

Taylor ham or Pork Roll?
Neither, I don't eat pork.

What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
Charizard, cause he's a goddammed fire- breathing dragon.

What video games do you play?
RPGs and Grand Strategy are my favorites. Disco Elysium is the best I've ever played.

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
I'd be a mutt, because all my ancestors were penniless peasants from all different places.

Magenta · 05-29-2024, 09:39 PM

Player Name: Jett Labyrinth
Position: Center
Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate
-Recreates: Who was your last player? Aleksander Stromberg
Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): magenta97

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
Certainly depends but usually at least an hour a day
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?
Not cooking one at all because they are disgusting
What made you join the SHL?
Saw a reddit post and the idea appealed to me
If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?
Summer 2016, there was just something in the air...
If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?
The misery of being a Toronto Maple Leafs fan
Waffles or pancakes?
Waffles can be amazing, pancakes are cool but simply don’t have the ceiling that waffles have so waffles
If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?
Well that depends on if there was anyone there to hear it
In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?
Fully support the cause, of course.
Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
Running and ping pong
What is your opinion on The French?
I prefer really not to speak. If I speak I am in big trouble.
What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
My atlas I had in Grade 2 because it was sick
What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
The great people you meet Smile

Taylor ham or Pork Roll?
I have absolutely zero idea what this refers to but Taylor ham seems like it has a little more character
What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
I’m not sure why or if I can even really explain it but I have a strong connection to Zubat
What video games do you play?
FIFA, Football Manager, Minecraft, Smash Bros
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
Saint Bernard because they seem chill as hell

vandrewski · 05-30-2024, 02:07 AM

SMJHL HO Questions:

Player Name:

- Ivan Godinez

Position:

- Left Defense (LD)

Recreate or First-Gen?

- First-gen

Recreates: Who was your last player?

N/A

First-Gens: How did you find the site?

- I am in other simulation leagues which are very dry & inactive so Kimar sent the invitation for SHL.

Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers):

- vandrewski#6597

SMJHL GM QUESTIONS

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)

- I have around 10+ hours free every week.

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?

- grilled. All day everyday

What made you join the SHL?

- I am familiar with Simulation leagues but I've only ever known the simulation being ran through NHL 23/24. So when I found out this wasn't just another league, I joined instantly. I haven't played a single game yet & I already know this is the best simulation league out there!

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?

- I'd want to travel back to the 90's. I was born '03 so I grew up listening to 90's music. I always imagined what it would be like to hear 2pac when he blew up in '91. I also love all the neon colors lol.

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?

- I'd give a lecture about a book series I've re-read at least 4 times. That book series has kept me going more than I want to admit.

Waffles or pancakes?

- WAFFLES ALL DAY!!

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?

- 100% it does. Just because no one hears it, doesn't mean it doesn't make a noise. Now it's up to you whether you believe it makes noise or not.

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?

- I wear the jersey with honor! No questions asked. Especially for it to be auctioned off for charity.

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?

- Other than Simulation Hockey League?? I love to read, watch sports (EVERYTHING LA) & play video games with the homies.

What is your opinion on The French?

- the pigeons work for the bourgeoisies. In all seriousness, the French are awesome! We wouldn't have soufflés & most importantly we wouldn't have crepes.

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)

- I mentioned the book before but Red Rising by Pierce Brown. It's originally a trilogy but turned saga because of how amazing the books are!! I enjoy it so much. The book not only includes life lessons for young adults but the concepts that are brought up are mind boggling. I would've never thought in 1000 years to think of some of the things Brown writes about.

What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?

- I would say it's definitely the community. There's no way any of this happens without Graders ( every type of grader), Head Office, Gms, and obviously the players. Along with making it go round, it wouldn't be any fun without getting to talk to people from around the world.

Taylor ham or Pork Roll?

- pork roll & I'm not even from the east coast lol.

What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?

- My favorite Pokemon is definitely Machamp. He is not to be messed with! The fact that he has 4 arms gives him the advantage no matter the Pokemon. (Unless it's a Snorlax) Snorlax is my #2 favorite.

What video games do you play?

- I play rainbow six siege, overwatch 2, COD, Apex legends, MLB the show, & NHL 23.

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?

- I'd like to be Dachshund just so I can say that I'ma a Weiner dog. Also bc they get special treatment for not being able to walk up stairs.

Deng · 05-30-2024, 05:43 AM

Player Name: Valtteri Pulkkinen
Position: Left Wing
Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate
-Recreates: Who was your last player? Janne Virtanen
Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): deng.

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
Most evenings and weekends

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?
grilled, with ketchup and roasted onions on top

What made you join the SHL?
felt like its right time to come back

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?
go back in time to take some lottery numbers so I could retire early and enjoy the life without working

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?
hockey

Waffles or pancakes?
waffles

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?
It does

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?
Anything for the charity

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
now that it is summer time its always basketball season for me

What is your opinion on The French?
if I speak im in big trouble

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, the whole series is goated but this is my favourite out of them all

What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
the community

Taylor ham or Pork Roll?
not from us so idk whats the difference but lemme say pork roll

What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
idk nothing bout pokemons lets just say pikachu

What video games do you play?
cs2, football manager, slapshot rebound mainly

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
Golden Retriever, their personality matches up with me

Vrain · 05-30-2024, 09:50 AM

Player Name: Spaceman Spiff
Position: Left Wing
Recreate or First-Gen? First-gen
-First-Gens: How did you find the site? I heard about it from a current player
Full Discord Username: vrain19

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
5+, mostly evenings and some weekends. It varies from week to week.

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?
Roasted over a campfire is easily the best way

What made you join the SHL?
I was in PBE and enjoying it and I was invited to SHL. I like hockey more than baseball so it was an easy choice.

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?
Imperial Rome, under one of the good Emperors. It would be amazing to see Rome at its height.

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?
I hate public speaking but I could go on for a while about Stardew Valley since I've been playing it a ton recently.

Waffles or pancakes?
Waffles for the built in syrup buckets

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?
Only if it's an evergreen because the forest is so quiet you can hear a pine drop.

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?
Absolutely

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
Basic woodworking for house projects

What is your opinion on The French?
Neither France nor Quebec get the respect they deserve for their parts in history. Great food too.

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
Lord of the Rings. It's been my favorite for decades and I love everything about it.

What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
The locker room community by far. If it wasn't for that I might as well play solo offline.

Taylor ham or Pork Roll?
I had to Google these, I'll call it back bacon and eat it either way.

What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
Psyduck because they're hilarious

What video games do you play?
MMOs (WoW, LOTRO), cozy games (Stardew Valley)

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
Husky. I love the cold and they've always been one of my favorite dogs.

***Gyro_Hero*** · 05-30-2024, 03:10 PM

05-29-2024, 11:55 AMPyro182 Wrote: ONLY S77 SMJHL Rookies (S78 SHL Draftees) are eligible for this PT. This is NOT for people who got drafted into the SHL (S77 SHL Draftees).

If you want to be drafted high in the SMJHL entry draft, you've got to make sure you're on teams' radars. Fill out the following questionnaire compiled by Head Office and the General Managers to earn some easy TPE and show everyone more of who you are and what teams get if they draft you!

This season we are changing up the Interested Prospect Payout, here is the new format:

You will receive 0.5 TPE for each question you answer up to a maximum of 6 TPE. (12 questions)
For each question you answer after the first 12, you will receive $100k per question answered, with a bonus of $200k for answering every question.
The total for answering all questions will come out to 6 TPE and $1M!!!

SMJHL HO Questions (4 Questions)

Code:
Player Name:Mathias Position:left defence Recreate or First-Gen?: First-Gen -First-Gens: How did you find the site? My piano student, Gwen, invited me after learning I loved hockey! Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers):atheist_caliph (I'm not sure how to find the numbers ;-;)

SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions)

Code:
How many hours a week do you usually have free?: Maybe 3-4? What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?: BBQ, anything less is sad What made you join the SHL?: Loved hockey, great community, persistent bullying by Gwen If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?: Probably before I bought my first car so I could tell myself not to take a 3000 dollar bath, and knock out that ass who sold it to me If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? : Feline evolution, I had to teach it for an entire semester for a lazy prof Waffles or pancakes?: Depends - waffles are better when they're better, pancakes are more consistent. Good restaurant, or my kitchen, waffles. Shady restaurant, pancakes. If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?: Of course it does, if I don't watch the game, my team can still lose. Where's the "and no one's around to hear it" part xD In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?: Based, can I wear pride socks and rainbow tape up a giveaway stick, too? Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?: Love me some D&D and board games, and also going shooting with the lads <3 What is your opinion on The French?: Like, historically? Socially, politically? There's a lot to unpack there lmao but the people are based, I heard they're gonna shit in the Seine right before their mayor swims in it. What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included): This is a horrifying consideration to unpack, to have to choose a favourite. "The Meaning of it All" by Feynman was phenomenal, though. What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?: The league itself! People make this whole thing happen, if you're not engaged with them, might as well just boot up a 2k game! Taylor ham or Pork Roll? This is an american thing, isn't it What’s your favourite Pokemon? Why? Shuckle. Do not fuckle. What video games do you play?: Gods, Hades 2 is so good. But lots of BG3, Helldivers 2, it's a wild ride. SES Hammer of Iron over here >:D If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?: African Painted Hound - wild animal, free roaming, very intelligent, pack animal, extremely smart hunting parties that are so effective at defending themselves that even lions and leopards don't try to steal their kills.

Deadline: Tuesday, June 4th at 11:59PM PST

Segi · 05-30-2024, 03:31 PM

SMJHL HO Questions (4 Questions)
Player Name: Walter Scheibli
Position: Goalie
Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate
Who was your last player? Dan Baltisberger. Before him, Mathias Seger
Full Discord Username: segi_3554

SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions)
How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
Taking away 8 hours of work per day, plus 1 hour for the way to and from and 7 hours of sleep, around 8 per weekday and 17 on weekend days. But I'm not gonna spend all that on the SHL. (Also what are those examples, lol.)

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?
- boil water
- hot dog in
- ...
- profit

What made you join the SHL?
A recruitment post on reddit over 5 years ago.

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?
Experiencing the fall of the Berlin Wall first hand would be pretty cool I guess.

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?
Why integral clock face time scheduling for trains is the superior way.

Waffles or pancakes?
Pancakes for breakfast, waffles in the afternoon.

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?
Duh

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?
Sure, I'm not an asshole.

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
Started going swimming regularly.

What is your opinion on The French?
They make good wine, bread and cheese.

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
Maurice Sendak - Where the Wild Things are - Because after 30 years, I still have a very positive memory of it. Can't say that about many books

What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
It's the fun.

Taylor ham or Pork Roll?
Pork Roll. Mainly because I don't know who the hell Taylor Ham is.

What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
Growlithe. Cause look at him.

What video games do you play?
RPGs, Strategy and Sport Sims mainly.

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
Labrador. Because they don't seem to be capable of not being happy.

GrimmCrackers · 05-30-2024, 04:01 PM

Player Name: Mark Andrew Fleury
Position: Goalie
First Gen
How did you find the site? - Reddit
Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): GrimmCrackers

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) Usually not much during M-F but a few hours every weekend.

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? Grill

What made you join the SHL? I like hockey and I have been enjoying the ISFL since I joined it a little while ago.

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? My childhood because I’m nostalgic and still want to go back to a time when we had computers.

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? Probably something about football or hockey, maybe just Pittsburgh Sports in general.

Waffles or pancakes? Pancakes
If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? Obviously.

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? Obviously wear it, hockey is for everyone.

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Collecting vinyl, playing around with LLMs / CoPilot

What is your opinion on The French? pas d'opinion

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) The Book Thief, I absolutely love the unique writing style and it never fails to bring me to tears.

What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? A chill locker room with people that are fun to talk to

Taylor ham or Pork Roll? Excuse me?

What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? Can I just pick all of the eevee evolutions? I think they’re cute.

What video games do you play? Elden Ring / Souls games a lot as of late.

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? I would be a cat because I am generally antisocial.

MattyIce · 05-30-2024, 09:10 PM

Player Name: Easton Schaffer
Position: RW
Recreate or First-Gen?: Recreate
Who was your last player? : Sonata Diamante, C, only played in SMJHL from S55 to S59
Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): mxttyicemxn#6353

How many hours a week do you usually have free?: Usually a dozen or so
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? : Steamed or Barbequed are the best ways
What made you join the SHL? : In my case, I'm re-joining because of familiar faces and the portal
If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? : Maybe back to the 70s when the Canadiens were winning a lot lol
If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? : I'd probably want to lecture young boys about girls haha
Waffles or pancakes? : Dammit.... pancakes.
If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? : Depends on the size and surroundings of the tree.
In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? For sure! It's for a good cause.
Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? : Sim racing, gaming doing my usual house and parental duties first. Then having family / friends over.
What is your opinion on The French? : I am the French so I think I'm cool.
What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) : JURASSIC PARK. I want this horror film made.
What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? : The people first have to be welcoming and knowledgeable. Then the sim needs to make sense and so do the progression rules.
Taylor ham or Pork Roll? Never heard of either tbh, but I'll say Pizza.
What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? : Not a fan, never been. I did like the design of Articuno back in the beginning.
What video games do you play? HADES 2 now, Dead Cells, Assetto Corsa.
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? : Maybe some kind of Shepherd, there are many breeds I know, but it's so difficult to pick one. Maybe an Australian Shepherd?

Spkris · 05-30-2024, 09:49 PM

Player name: kris

Position: goalie

Recreate last player kris I think 1 season in smjhl

Discord: spkris

Hours free a week: depends on the week but I would say around 4-5 on average

Optimal way to cook a hotdog: boiled, or over a fire

What made you join the shl: saw a reddit post and thought the idea was cool

If you could travel back to any point in time what time and why: not sure I would, but I'll go with the 70s, good music nice cars and good hockey.

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what would you choose: something hockey related

Waffles or pancakes: very hard question, but I guess pancakes

If a tree falls In the forest does it make sound: I like to assume it wouldn't unless observed by something or someone

Pride night: I would wear said jersey and if I could make a donation as i have a few Trans friends

Hobbies: hockey, cars, music, snowboarding, skateboarding, water drinking

Best book I've read: steelheart, I don't read books too much but enjoyed the fantasy theme in this one

Most important part of a fun league experience: enjoying talking a bantering with my team, and competitive games

Favourite pokemon: sceptile, I love the look of sceptile especially the tail

What video games do I play: nhl, and sometimes overwatch or brawlhalla with a few buds

If I chose a dog I would most likely be: German shepard, I've had a few growing up and I've always just loved shepards

OVOXO · 05-30-2024, 10:25 PM

Player Name: Elliot Alderson
Position: Right Defenceman
Recreate or First-Gen? First-Gen
-First-Gens: How did you find the site? All thanks to my good friend @Popol !
Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): #ovoxo32

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
More than 6 hours! I'm an addict to fantasy leagues!

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?

Grlling on the BBQ ! Although who doesn't like a good ol' fashioned steamed hot dog at a baseball stadium?!

What made you join the SHL?

My friend Popol referred me and the whole concept seemed interesting! So far so good, I'm loving it so far!

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?

Back in university, I chickened out on studying abroad for a semester in Belgium. If I could, I would go back and convince my younger version to just do it! Such a missed experience.

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?

Given that my player is Ellior Alderson, I would say anything from the Mr. Robot tv show!

Waffles or pancakes?

Pancakes! Meom meom.

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?

It depends. If there's no one in the vicinity, how can we prove it actually made a sound? There's a strong possibility that the falling of the tree did make a sound, but what if it was silent?... We can't fully say until we have proof.

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?

I would be honored to! Heart

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?

Watching baseball and hockey, going to the gym and videogames!

What is your opinion on The French?

Given that I'm French-Canadian, I have respect for the French given that they always fight for liberty and for what's right. I'm also getting married in France later this year so I'm pretty biased!

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)

I don't have a huge favorite at the moment, but I really like "How to win friends and influence people" by Dale Carnegie. I always come back to it given there's so many good lessons!

What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?

The community of course! Having engaging discussions, bantering and exchanging with others is always the best part of a league.

Taylor ham or Pork Roll?

I would call it Pork Roll!

What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?

Snorlax! Such a funny pokemon and I love sleeping too!

What video games do you play?

So many, but at the moment, I'm playing Legends of Runeterra, Death Stranding and Powerwash simulator!

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?

Golden Retrievers because they're the best dogs!!

jakkysosa · 05-30-2024, 11:09 PM

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Player Name: Isamu Knievel

Position: RD

Recreate or First-Gen?: First Gen

-First-Gens: How did you find the site? Was recruited by Frenchie to join. I am a previous member of the VHL so I have familiarity with simulation leagues such as this.

Full Discord Username: jakkysosa

SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions)
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How many hours a week do you usually have free? 

- 6+

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?

- I learned to cook a hot dog by getting the outsides and also the insides by splitting them. 

What made you join the SHL?

- I was in my final season of the VHL when I was recruited to come join the SHL. My character Isamu experienced a heartbreaker after losing in Game 7 in OT of the Finals, 

being so close to winning a championship. Now in the SHL, I hope to win a championship with a team here too.

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?

- Probably the 90s? A decade before I was born to see how life was like before I came in, teams winning championships, things progress, etc.

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?

- More than likely it's easy to get me to ramble about sports and even teaching people about how sports work, who players are, their stories and such. Likely baseball out of all the major sports.

Waffles or pancakes?

- Waffles

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?

- It will make a sound and be heard if someone is in said forest.

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?

- Hell yes, absolutely, I'll sign multiple, give away as many as I can, keep them, etc etc. My character Isamu is part of the LGBTQ+ community and would be happy to.

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?

- I've gotten back into drumming lately and been using it as an extra form of exercise

What is your opinion on The French?

- I got an A in college French so I have no bad things to say. (Because I also forgot all my french too lmao)

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)

- Sadly I've never been much of a book person to really say there's a top book, if so it's been years ago from school.

What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?

- Meeting new people, seeing brand new scores being released, the thrills of draft day and seeing where I can be drafted, so much!

Taylor ham or Pork Roll?

- Taylor Swift or Rick Roll... lets go with the Roll.

What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?

- My personal favorite is Rowlet as I grew up with Pokémon around this era and even have a plush of the round fella.

What video games do you play?

- Besides sports games I like to play a variety of things from racing, shooting, rhythm, visual novels even, there's plenty!

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?

- Shiba Inu. RIP Doge.

Mr.Lizard · 05-31-2024, 09:48 AM

05-29-2024, 11:55 AMPyro182 Wrote: ONLY S77 SMJHL Rookies (S78 SHL Draftees) are eligible for this PT. This is NOT for people who got drafted into the SHL (S77 SHL Draftees).

If you want to be drafted high in the SMJHL entry draft, you've got to make sure you're on teams' radars. Fill out the following questionnaire compiled by Head Office and the General Managers to earn some easy TPE and show everyone more of who you are and what teams get if they draft you!

This season we are changing up the Interested Prospect Payout, here is the new format:

You will receive 0.5 TPE for each question you answer up to a maximum of 6 TPE. (12 questions)
For each question you answer after the first 12, you will receive $100k per question answered, with a bonus of $200k for answering every question.
The total for answering all questions will come out to 6 TPE and $1M!!!

SMJHL HO Questions (4 Questions)

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Player Name: Romeo Position: left wing Recreate or First-Gen? First-gen -Recreates: Who was your last player? -First-Gens: How did you find the site? Boyfriend Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): mr.lizard.

SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions)

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How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) 6+ What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? Mmm eat it raw What made you join the SHL? Boyfriend If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? The 90's cause I like their music If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? Literally anything about cats Waffles or pancakes? Waffles If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? Yes In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? I'm gonna be the gayest one there Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Drawing What is your opinion on The French? I know a guy who's French he's cool What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) warrior cats cause it's about cats What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? The people Taylor ham or Pork Roll? I don't know what either of those are What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? That's actually a hard question cause there are so many I like, but if I had to pick it would have to be Fennekin. Super nostalgic pokemon for me What video games do you play? None I am a husk If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Chihuahua cause I'm an ankle biter

Deadline: Tuesday, June 4th at 11:59PM PST

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