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egregious · 05-31-2024, 02:14 PM

05-29-2024, 11:55 AMPyro182 Wrote: ONLY S77 SMJHL Rookies (S78 SHL Draftees) are eligible for this PT. This is NOT for people who got drafted into the SHL (S77 SHL Draftees).

SMJHL HO Questions (4 Questions)

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Player Name: Peter Sarstedt Position: Defence (L) Recreate or First-Gen? 1G -First-Gens: How did you find the site? Google.

SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions)

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How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) too few. What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? first, shave the dog. second, feed it things to make it thoroughly empty its digestive tract, then clean up after with a braise of warm apple cider vinegar and goat's blood. Kill the dog. Remove claws and paws. Reserve nose and pads for snacking. Cook until hot, ideally wrapped in tinfoil buried until a campfire used for ritual sacrifice. Burn fire for two days. Eat with ketchup. What made you join the SHL? My VHL player is Virtual. I wanted to be Simulated instead. If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? To the tail end of the biblical flood of Noah's Ark. I'd expect great surfing. I'd also start a platypus genetic engineering program. If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? Strategies in the game of rock/paper/scissors/lizard/spock. Waffles or pancakes? Waffle. Waffle irons leave better scars. If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? Only if the forest is in a listening mood. In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? I refuse on immoral grounds. Instead, I show up in full drag, wearing a tiara and feather boa and fake eyelashes 10cm long. Also, my jock will be a 80cm codpiece. Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Writing. Long walks off short piers. What is your opinion on The French? By cooking with butter, olive oil, and lard, they've made better food than peoples who prefer only one of the three above the others. What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) Neal Stephenson's "The Diamond Age" for its brilliant world-building and relentless snark. What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? A good locker room. Taylor ham or Pork Roll? I've never heard of Taylor Ham. If it's Ham carved in the shape of Taylor Swift, sure, that. What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? Whichever one is served in Pokebowls. I like that sashimi texture. What video games do you play? Sid Meier's Civilization. Clash of Clans. If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? A sheepdog, because relentlessly annoying sheep would get me rewarded.

Deadline: Tuesday, June 4th at 11:59PM PST

***luke*** · 05-31-2024, 05:52 PM

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Player Name: Jackass pants
Position: F
Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate
-Recreates: Who was your last player? Jayson Aittoklalio
Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): luketd

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) 1000
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? grilling
What made you join the SHL? reddit post in 2018
If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? 1976
If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? SHL
Waffles or pancakes? waffles
If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? crashing noises
In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? cool lets do it
Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? SHL
What is your opinion on The French? Oui Oui Baguette
What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) The Killer Angels or The Peasant Prince: Thaddeus Kosciuszko e
What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? Winning
Taylor ham or Pork Roll? Pork Roll
What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? The squirrel one
What video games do you play? SHL
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Goldendoodle

Dextaria · 06-01-2024, 03:09 AM

Player Name: Ville Sato-Maki
Position: Center
Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate
-Recreates: Who was your last player? Ryosuke Sato
Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): dextaria

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) 3 hours (depends on the week and time of year, but I think 3 hours is a good starting point and I'll try to increase it when I can!).
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? I like to cut into the hotdog and put it on a grill so it curls nicely and cooked thoroughly.
What made you join the SHL? The pandemic! Legitimately the start of it all is when I stumbled upon the SHL, started for the hockey, stayed for the friends (and my unwillingness to give up on my player haha).
If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? Tough question, I would opt to not time travel because I find that slightly terrifying, sorry!
If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? I can lecture on and on about different structural systems in buildings and how one may analyze it to be resilient to earthquakes.
Waffles or pancakes? I'm a waffle person, but due to the ease of making fresh pancakes I have those more often!
If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? If a tree falls then of course there will be a noise!
In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? I'd think it'll be awesome to do something to support any charity and honestly will look to help out as much as I can.
Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Climbing! Bouldering to be specific but I wish to do more top rope. I also am trying to learn to swim so there's that too haha.
What is your opinion on The French? J'ai participé dans un programme d'immersion mais c'était 5 années depuis j'utilisé mon français.
What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) The best book I have read is probably a biography. Maybe the one by Chris Hadfield!
What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? The most important part of the fun league experience is 100%, without a doubt the community. I hope to be contribute to that wherever I go!
Taylor ham or Pork Roll? I don't understand... but pork roll sounds better than Taylor ham!
What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? Raikou because I love how he looks!
What video games do you play? I'm big on management and co-op games so I can play with friends. Currently, I'm playing Plate Up, but I can always go back to Civilization as a classic.
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? I don't know many dog breeds, but the personality of a golden retriever is great!

Justice · 06-01-2024, 04:30 AM

Player Name: Ty Justice
Position: RD
Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate
-Recreates: Who was your last player? Roman Roy
-First-Gens: How did you find the site? tylar
Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): mcdavid97

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)

3ish

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?

grill

What made you join the SHL?

im a hockey fan

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?

prehistoric era so i could scrap DNA from a live dinosaur that i could come back to real time and clone in order to make my own theme park of dinosaurs

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?

beers

Waffles or pancakes?

waffles

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?

yes

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?

sounds cool sign me up

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?

studying

What is your opinion on The French?

hate em

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)

storm of swords because it is masterful plot development and storytelling

What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?

the people

Taylor ham or Pork Roll?

no idea what those are

What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?

gengar because he's OG gen and that's where all the cool pokemon live

What video games do you play?

valorant and league

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?

shib because i exude that energy

FuzzSHL · 06-01-2024, 02:40 PM

Player Name: Felix Carlsson
Position: Center
Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate
-Recreates: Who was your last player? Aleksi Kettu, D, LAP
Full Discord Username: fuzz3896

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? Grilled. Also, not a sandwich.
What made you join the SHL? Back when I initially joined I had seen a Reddit recruitment post about the site. I joined wanting to make a player and see how my career would go, but I've since stayed because of how much I enjoy being a General Manager.
Waffles or pancakes? Waffles. Not only do they make for good breakfast sandwiches, but they also have better pockets for butter and syrup
If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? Yes, yes it does
What is your opinion on The French? I am the Federation Head of Team France in the SHL's IIHF.
What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? An enjoyable locker room. Winning is always fun, and it should be something a team strives for, but never at the expense of the locker room. A locker room that enjoys being around each other and having fun with one another will always be a more important experience than winning a Cup.
What video games do you play? Right now, primarily Apex Legends, Call of Duty, PlateUp!, and Tabletop Simulator. I used to play CS:GO competitively in college, and I've put about 7000 hours into Dota 2, but I just don't have the time for it anymore.
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Want to be: Australian Shepherd. High energy, playful, smart. Most likely am: I honestly can't say. I have one in mind but for the life of me I can't remember what its name is

Aleksi Kettu

GreyGooseVodka · 06-01-2024, 06:10 PM

Player Name: Leo Finnegan
Position: LD
Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate
-Recreates: Who was your last player? I cannot remember lol maybe Colt Beckett?
-First-Gens: How did you find the site?
Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): .greygoosevodka

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? BBQ'd. Throw some banana peppers ontop too.
What made you join the SHL? I joined in 2017 thanks to a HFBoards post.
Waffles or pancakes? Pancakes. Chocolate chip.
If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? Its impossible to make a sound if no one can hear.
What is your opinion on The French? I am a huge habs fan so we get along pretty well.
What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? LR experience. Having great team mates makes a world of difference for my player longevity.
What video games do you play? League of legends mostly. R6 Siege. Stardew. NHL. Currently playing Paper Mario TTYD remake. (fire)
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Probably a golden retriever cause i love everyone lol

Stamkos Is My Dad · 06-01-2024, 11:10 PM

Player Name: Zeus Storm
Position: Center
Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate
-Recreates: Steven Stamkos Jr.
-First-Gens: How did you find the site?
Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): riseofsmitty

[code]How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) 8 (primarily weekends)
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? Boiling water
What made you join the SHL? I was last in SHL in 2018. I got a recruitment/come back email and decided to give it another shot.
If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? 2004 to start over my baseball endeavors!
If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? How to care for and ship trading cards.
Waffles or pancakes? Neither. Chicken fried steak.
If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? It does to whoever or whatever is around at the time.
In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? Auction that baby off. Make that money boys.
Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Sports cards and memorabilia collecting.
What is your opinion on The French? Good dip.
What is the best book you have read and why? Where the ref fern grows. Classic book. Sad ending.
What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? Winning first, fun and active locker room second.
Taylor ham or Pork Roll? Taylor ham baby.
What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? Blastoise because nobody can get you wet like a pair of Blastoise water cannons.
What video games do you play? Halo, Rocket League, Madden, MLB The Show, Fall Guys
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Wolf because i am alpha.

Leoben · 06-02-2024, 07:29 AM

SMJHL HO Questions (4 Questions)
Player Name: Clarence Worley
Position: Left Wing
Recreate or First-Gen? Re-create
-Recreates: Who was your last player? Last player? Klaes Ashford, last actually successful player? Josef Kubinec
-First-Gens: How did you find the site? n/a
Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): kieferstrugglin

SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions)
How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) 3-4 on average during the week, usually a bit more on weekends
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? For me there is no such thing. I do not like hot dogs. The texture and taste are just a rough combination.
What made you join the SHL? Initially I saw a reddit post but I keep coming back for the game/community/experience.
If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? I wouldn't mind seeing Queen at Wembley.
If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? Tony Scott's filmography
Waffles or pancakes? Pancakes
If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? Of course it does.
In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? Enthusiastically of course. I love any good cause but Pride Nights are super important. I'd offer to autograph it too but that might actually hurt the bids.
Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Not new ones, slowly building out my blu-ray collection again, hobbies are harder with kids
What is your opinion on The French? They're fine? I don't really have an opinion one way or the other.
What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) I read Stephen King's The Stand last year and that's up there. The first part of the book is pretty horrifying with the virus but then it settles into a classic Good vs. Evil story. There are so many good characters that stick with you. It's very influential when you watch shows like Lost, the Leftovers, BSG. I also really enjoyed The Expanse series, currently reading The Exorcist.
What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? Positivity, support, inclusiveness, sounds weird. I guess just a good community in general and the SHL has that
Taylor ham or Pork Roll? I had to Google that. I still don't know?
What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? I only know Chizard and Pikachu.
What video games do you play? A lot of CRPGs and tactic games. BG3, X-COM, War Tales, Midnight Suns, Shadowrun, Torment, stuff like that.
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? A Weimaraner. They're smart, athletic, and usually get a lot of exercise.

somethingnotcatchy · 06-02-2024, 03:15 PM

Player Name: Harry Fairchild
Position: Left Defence
First-Gens: How did you find the site?
Reddit

Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers):
somethingnotcatchy

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)

Anything above 3 hours typically

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?
On a BBQ

What made you join the SHL?
Just sounded fun from the Reddit post

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?
Probably to the Mesozoic Era, specifically the Jurassic times.

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?
Not good at lectures but probably on the History of England

Waffles or pancakes?
Probably pancakes

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?
If anyone is there to hear it

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?
Of course, I like to support charities that are for good causes

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
No not really, I'm pretty boring

What is your opinion on The French?
I can't really criticise as I am from the UK myself

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
I don't really read but one book I was engrossed into was V for Vendetta for it's critiqual commentary on totalitarism

What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
The team

Taylor ham or Pork Roll?
I had to google it, and have to side with Taylor ham. It is not in a roll, so why is it called a pork roll?

What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
I don't really like Pokemon, but Psyduck because he looks cute.

What video games do you play?
Sports games (NHL, EA FC, Rugby) and simulator games.

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?

Pug as they are the cutest, you cannot change my mind on that behalf.

Slime · 06-03-2024, 08:43 AM

05-29-2024, 11:55 AMPyro182 Wrote: ONLY S77 SMJHL Rookies (S78 SHL Draftees) are eligible for this PT. This is NOT for people who got drafted into the SHL (S77 SHL Draftees).

SMJHL HO Questions (4 Questions)

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Player Name:Jack Hvaik Position:Center First-Gen? -First-Gens:Was looking for a hockey simmer Full Discord Username Slime Hockey Or dragonco.

SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions)

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How many hours a week do you usually have free? 4ish hours What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? On the grill What made you join the SHL? The community If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? My birth so I can see how it happened If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? Fish species Waffles or pancakes? Waffles If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? THUD In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?I'll do it Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Gaming,hockey,fishing What is your opinion on The French?Wewe What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) My side of the mountain What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? The community Taylor ham or Pork Roll? Pork Roll What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? Cramorant because he's derpy What video games do you play? Nhl,DST,Fortnite,party animals If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Golden Retriever because they are big and loyal

Deadline: Tuesday, June 4th at 11:59PM PST

I8urcracker · 06-03-2024, 12:50 PM

Player Name: Oleksandr D. Unikov
Position: Right Defender
First-Gen
-First-Gens: Brother found it and showed it to me
Full Discord Username: I8urcracker

SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions)
How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) At least a few hours every week during summer, maybe a bit less during school

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? Definitely on the grill

What made you join the SHL? My brother found it and showed me it.

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? Probably to kill hitler or something idk

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? Probably Pokémon or gaming in general

Waffles or pancakes? Pancakes

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? Yes

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? I’ll help the community any way I can

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Some gaming, Pokémon, anime

What is your opinion on The French? They’re some interesting creatures

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) The Percy Jackson series was amazing

What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? A chill environment and cool teammates and managers

Taylor ham or Pork Roll? No clue

What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? Darkrai because of how dope his sleep gimmick is as well as being an awesome design

What video games do you play? COD, Minecraft, Terraria, Rocket League, Zelda
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? I’d choose Great Pyrenees because they are calm but ready to fight at a moments notice to protect the ones they love

Noctoris · 06-04-2024, 01:34 PM

Player Name: Randolph Thompson-Smythe
Position: Right Wing
Recreate or First-Gen? First Gen
-First-Gens: How did you find the site? blame Naomi
Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): noctoris

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) 10-20
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? not
What made you join the SHL? blame Naomi
If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? depends if I get automatic knowledge of the local language and have a way back, if I do, then Crete during the peak of the Minoan civilisation, both because it would be incredible to see, and it would provide a huge amount of new information for the modern perception of the time before the Greek Dark Age. Otherwise I would go back to tell my 16 year old self to get diagnosed with ADHD
If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? the Magnus Archives
Waffles or pancakes? pancakes
If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? Yes, as some creature most likely heard it, due to no stipulations being added to the question
In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? I agree and get changed immediately
Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Building pokemon Nanoblock models
What is your opinion on The French? I'm British
What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy+Restaurant at the End of the Universe (the TV series and radio drama both consider these to be the same story, so I always count them together), as I believe Douglas Adams's wit is unmatched, and the universe he creates is so intriguing
What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? great people
Taylor ham or Pork Roll? no clue, never had either
What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? Farfetch'd. It's a long story, but the cliffnotes version is that I love it's goofy design, and one carried me through most of a nuzlocke
What video games do you play? primarily JRPGs and monster collectors, as well as general nintendo stuff
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? An Dog:TM:, I know very little about dogs, and especially nothing about their personalities

isNefarious · 06-04-2024, 06:44 PM

Player Name: Christov Kovalev
Position: Center
Recreate or First-Gen? First Generation
-Recreates: Who was your last player? N/A
-First-Gens: How did you find the site? Google
Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): isNefarious
How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) 10+
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? Steamed
What made you join the SHL? Being a long time hockey fan and veteran simulation head who has used FHM for multiple years.
If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? High School, I would've played more sports instead of just Hockey in the winter.
If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? Nothing in particular from my past or things i listened but my own lecture about life.
Waffles or pancakes? Both, but if i had to choose.... pancakes
If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? Yes
In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? I respect the teams wishes.
Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Making YouTube videos for my offline franchises and playing golf.
What is your opinion on The French? Oui...... Played a lot of online NHL in my life. I love my french brothers from the north (and all french)
What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) Not a book worm
What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? Communication, camaraderie, and acceptance
Taylor ham or Pork Roll? Neither
What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? Charizard cause of his loner nature. Silent but strong.
What video games do you play? Madden, NHL, Assassins Creed, WWE 2k, MLB The Show, NBA 2k, and an abundance of other sports games.
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Pittbull, a misunderstood breed that when raised correctly can be one of the best family dogs in the world.

ConjureBones · 06-04-2024, 07:04 PM

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Player Name: Galton Woggins

Position: Goalie

Recreate or First-Gen? First Gen

-First-Gens: How did you find the site? Through Gwen.

Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): conjure.bones

How many hours a week do you usually have free? Around 5-6

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? Boiling and then grilling it.

What made you join the SHL? Oh, you know.

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? The height of the Cretaceous Period.

It's crunchy. 

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? The Elder Scrolls lore. 

Waffles or pancakes? Waffles, the only correct choice.

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? Yes.

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a 

pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a 

local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? Oh I'd love to do that!

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? D&D, Gaming, and Writing. 

What is your opinion on The French? They're the reason I'm going back. ;)

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) An Ocean of Minutes. It's incredibly unique in it's 

writing style, and has an incredibly well paced and interesting world, characters, and themes.

What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? The community. 

Taylor ham or Pork Roll? Excuse me?

What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? The big dude because I don't know Pokémon.

What video games do you play? Dishonoured 1,2, and Death of the Outsider. Fallout. The Elder Scrolls. Sea of Thieves. 

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? A chihuahua, but I couldn't 

you why in all honesty.

Fluberwusterdinge · 06-04-2024, 07:34 PM

SMJHL HO Questions (4 Questions)

•Player Name: Andrea Morandi
•Position: Center
•Recreate or First-gen?: First-gen
-How did you find the site?: Referred to by Cake307. Great person. ~~Wanna beat them (?)~~ jk
•Full Discord Username: Fluberwusterdinge

SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions)

•How many hours a week do you usually have free?
Somewhere between 40 to 80. Sometimes my week is chill, sometimes is pain

•What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?
Fry the bread over a layer of molten butter. Roast the sausage along some sliced onion and bacon bits. Prepare Omelette or whatever way you like egg the most (Omelette is handy bc you can wrap it all around the sausage). Get bread, get sufficient molten cheese (Bonus points if cheddar), serve the bacon and onion so that the cheese will prevent it from falling off the bread. Add sausamelette. EAT

•What made you join the SHL?
I was referred to. And figured I would try something new and fun while transitioning from creative valley into another peak, and figure out in time what I like the most.

•If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?
Stop my descendants from leaving Italy and coming to Argentina lol.

•If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?

•Waffles or pancakes?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFLEEEEE

•If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?
Is this a subtle way of asking whether you can go fart in the forest without fear for public-shaming?

•In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?
Sure, heck I don't see why not. I've never been one to back off a dare either, or at least the silly ones. (I may have an ounce, just an ounce of self-preservation for the more risky bs though).

•Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
Inhalessss. Pixelarts, videogames, roleplay (player and gm), boardgames, reading, writing, fencing (mainly but not exclusively sword fencing), studying different topics (history, languages, etc), procrastinating compulsively? (It counts, don't question it), and napping has also become integral part of my plan so my brain doesn't melt too.

•What is your opinion on The French?
Mon Dieu! I am potat! (Respect, but don't share the cultural outlook)

•What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
Oof... I cannot for the love of me take a singular one. There have been themes profoundly touching with books such as "The Stranger" from Camus presenting and exploring the notions of the Absurdism. Dostoevsky with Crime and Punishment and his perspectives on utilitarianism and purpose. Metamorphosis from Kafka is vivid and full of existentialism in a way but also profoundly relatable. Whereas on the more traditional literary side we have LotR with the quintesential paradigm of fantasy and what the peak of an authors reimagining of existent elements can do. Sanderson because of his profound understanding of drama and use of magic systems with likable casts and the constant evolution of a huge multiverse vaguely but certainly connected. Sir Terry Pratchet and many of his entries of Discworld are absolute jewels and a fascinating take on a much different type of fantasy. And Wilde's prose, especially in some of his pieces like Dorian Gray are EXQUISITE deliveries of the purplest prose one could possibly fathom and I love it for how flagrant and exquisite he converts the most mundane of things.

•What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
Healthy social environment, characterized for being competitive and encouraging you to get involved and learn, but still welcoming and eager for social interaction beyond just the boundaries of league and related topics.

•Taylor ham or Pork Roll?
... The wat now? I don't speak American, sorry. I'll go with Pork Roll bc pork is fucking awesome.

•What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
Magikarp. Every day of the week. They taste awesome and you can find them in abundance in the markets. There's a particularly great recipe that utilizes... What? Did you mean instead for like... combat?... Oh...

•What video games do you play?
Bit of everything. Used to be way more into super crunchy and difficult ones. Nowadays I'm very narrative-driven and with a huge draw for strategy or management in general. Oh, also I hate *MOST* AAA games. Some of my all-time faves are Project Zomboid, Rimworld, Elren Ding, Darkest Dungeon, Frostpunk and Divinity 2.

•If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
A hot dog. Why? Because I'm always hungry and because I can.

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