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Hockey fights should be more like WWE fights. I want to be the hockey player version of Honky Tonk Man, smashing a guitar over my opponent's helmet.
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How many hockey players would be better if you replaced their brains with budget artificial intelligence and mayonnaise?
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Feels good to be 1st in the fantasy group after day 1 but I'm also worried cause half my team is LAP and they played the most games
Thanks to @enigmatic , @Matteo , @sulovilen , @zeagle1 , and @TheOPSquid for all the sigs!
S76 C || Ylib Kove || MAN || 1000+ TPE
Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win))
YUM | S75-S78 | 264GP 65G 117A 182P | 36GP 14G 17A 31P | 0, 2, 1, 1, 0, 0
MAN | S79-S__ | 66GP 12G 25A 37P | 0GP 0G 0A 0P | 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0
WOR | S75-S75 | 12GP 2G 5A 7P | 3GP 0G 0A 0P | 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0
CZE | S76-S78 | 36GP 12G 15A 27P | 3GP 0G 2A 2P | 2, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0
CZE | S77-S78 | 24GP 4G 7A 11P | 1GP 0G 0A 0P | 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0
History
S75 | YUM | Drafted 9th Overall
S75 | YUM | Pupper Award
S76 | MAN | Drafted 4th Overall
S77 | YUM | Voted Alternate Captain
S77 | YUM | Lead Dog Award
S78 | YUM | Voted Captain
S78 | YUM | Brandon Holmes Award Nominee
S78 | YUM | SMJHL All Defense Team
Portal Player ID: 1380
SMJHL Player ID: 2466
SHL Player ID: 4749
WJC Player ID: 1566
IIHF Player ID: 1628
S56 W || Kev Kevens || Retired S75 || 2075 Peak TPE
Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win))
QCC | S55-S58 | 232GP 43G 84A 127P | 46GP 9G 16A 25P | 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1
SFP | S59-S67 | 594GP 211G 272A 483P | 66GP 23G 24A 47P | 0, 7, 1, 1, 0, 0
CHI | S68-S75 | 528GP 211G 376A 587P | 79GP 26G 35A 61P | 0, 3, 4, 1, 0, 0
CAN | S56-S58 | 36GP 5G 13A 18P | 4GP 0G 1A 1P | 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1
CAN | S61-S74 | 168GP 40G 69A 109P | 23GP 3G 7A 10P | 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 1
History
S55 | QCC | Drafted 79th Overall
S56 | SFP | Drafted 46th Overall
S56 | QCC | Jack Cross Award Nominee
S56 | CAN | WJC Gold Medal
S57 | QCC | Laurifer Trophy | 107 points
S58 | QCC | Voted Alternate Captain
S58 | QCC | Four Star Cup
S60, S66 | SFP | SHL All-Star
S60, S65 | SFP | Pride of the Pride Award
S61, S64 | SFP | Geronimo Otto Award
S62, S64-65, S67 | SFP | Voted Alternate Captain
S64 | QCC | First player entry drafted by Quebec City to reach 2000 TPE
S66 | SFP | Voted Captain
S66 | SFP | 3rd Team All-Star
S66 | SFP | Kelly Rivet Award
S68 | SFP/CHI | Traded from San Francisco to Chicago
S69 | CAN | IIHF Gold Medal
S74 | CHI | 18th player in SHL history to reach 1000 points (1049GP, 400G, 600A)
S75 | CHI | 11th highest all-time points total at time of retirement (1070P)
Portal Player ID: 16
SMJHL Player ID: 572
SHL Player ID: 1464
WJC Player ID: 262
IIHF Player ID: 1353 & 191
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Good 3-1 start to the season for the Malamutes
Thanks to @enigmatic , @Matteo , @sulovilen , @zeagle1 , and @TheOPSquid for all the sigs!
S76 C || Ylib Kove || MAN || 1000+ TPE
Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win))
YUM | S75-S78 | 264GP 65G 117A 182P | 36GP 14G 17A 31P | 0, 2, 1, 1, 0, 0
MAN | S79-S__ | 66GP 12G 25A 37P | 0GP 0G 0A 0P | 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0
WOR | S75-S75 | 12GP 2G 5A 7P | 3GP 0G 0A 0P | 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0
CZE | S76-S78 | 36GP 12G 15A 27P | 3GP 0G 2A 2P | 2, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0
CZE | S77-S78 | 24GP 4G 7A 11P | 1GP 0G 0A 0P | 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0
History
S75 | YUM | Drafted 9th Overall
S75 | YUM | Pupper Award
S76 | MAN | Drafted 4th Overall
S77 | YUM | Voted Alternate Captain
S77 | YUM | Lead Dog Award
S78 | YUM | Voted Captain
S78 | YUM | Brandon Holmes Award Nominee
S78 | YUM | SMJHL All Defense Team
Portal Player ID: 1380
SMJHL Player ID: 2466
SHL Player ID: 4749
WJC Player ID: 1566
IIHF Player ID: 1628
S56 W || Kev Kevens || Retired S75 || 2075 Peak TPE
Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win))
QCC | S55-S58 | 232GP 43G 84A 127P | 46GP 9G 16A 25P | 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1
SFP | S59-S67 | 594GP 211G 272A 483P | 66GP 23G 24A 47P | 0, 7, 1, 1, 0, 0
CHI | S68-S75 | 528GP 211G 376A 587P | 79GP 26G 35A 61P | 0, 3, 4, 1, 0, 0
CAN | S56-S58 | 36GP 5G 13A 18P | 4GP 0G 1A 1P | 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1
CAN | S61-S74 | 168GP 40G 69A 109P | 23GP 3G 7A 10P | 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 1
History
S55 | QCC | Drafted 79th Overall
S56 | SFP | Drafted 46th Overall
S56 | QCC | Jack Cross Award Nominee
S56 | CAN | WJC Gold Medal
S57 | QCC | Laurifer Trophy | 107 points
S58 | QCC | Voted Alternate Captain
S58 | QCC | Four Star Cup
S60, S66 | SFP | SHL All-Star
S60, S65 | SFP | Pride of the Pride Award
S61, S64 | SFP | Geronimo Otto Award
S62, S64-65, S67 | SFP | Voted Alternate Captain
S64 | QCC | First player entry drafted by Quebec City to reach 2000 TPE
S66 | SFP | Voted Captain
S66 | SFP | 3rd Team All-Star
S66 | SFP | Kelly Rivet Award
S68 | SFP/CHI | Traded from San Francisco to Chicago
S69 | CAN | IIHF Gold Medal
S74 | CHI | 18th player in SHL history to reach 1000 points (1049GP, 400G, 600A)
S75 | CHI | 11th highest all-time points total at time of retirement (1070P)
Portal Player ID: 16
SMJHL Player ID: 572
SHL Player ID: 1464
WJC Player ID: 262
IIHF Player ID: 1353 & 191
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Squidwardo Tentaclés
tough day so far ngl
Squidwardo Tentacles | LW | Seattle Argonauts | 1397 TPE
Name: Squidwardo Tentacles
Birthplace: Riga, Latvia
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 185
Number: 81 ]
Current Team: Seattle Argonauts
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SHL Career:
Seattle Argonauts:
Regular Season | 132 GP | 35 G | 68 A | 103 P | -80 | 64 PIM | 227 H
Playoffs | 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -5 | 6 PIM | 4 H
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SMJHL Career:
Yukon Malamutes:
Regular Season | 264 GP | 96 G | 151 A | 247 P | +34 | 212 PIM | 664 H
Playoffs | 36 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | -9 | 12 PIM | 91 H
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Career Highlights:
S74 Bronze Medal WJC
S74 SMJHL All-Star
S76 SMJHL All-Star
5th All Time in Points for Yukon
5th All Time in Assists for Yukon
1st All Time in Penalty Minutes for Yukon
3rd All Time in Hits for Yukon
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Team Awards:
S73-S76 Dynamite Award - Led Team in Hits
S74+76 Swing Dog Award - Led Team in Assists
S75+76 Prospector Award - Led Team in PIMs
S76 Team Dog Award - Most Outstanding Forward
S76 Gold Rush Award - Led Team in Points
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Transactions:
SMJHL Draft - 22nd OVR to Yukon/pbl]
[pbl]SHL Draft - 7th OVR to Seattle
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idk what to type atm so word vomit
Squidwardo Tentacles | LW | Seattle Argonauts | 1397 TPE
Name: Squidwardo Tentacles
Birthplace: Riga, Latvia
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 185
Number: 81 ]
Current Team: Seattle Argonauts
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SHL Career:
Seattle Argonauts:
Regular Season | 132 GP | 35 G | 68 A | 103 P | -80 | 64 PIM | 227 H
Playoffs | 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -5 | 6 PIM | 4 H
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SMJHL Career:
Yukon Malamutes:
Regular Season | 264 GP | 96 G | 151 A | 247 P | +34 | 212 PIM | 664 H
Playoffs | 36 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | -9 | 12 PIM | 91 H
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Career Highlights:
S74 Bronze Medal WJC
S74 SMJHL All-Star
S76 SMJHL All-Star
5th All Time in Points for Yukon
5th All Time in Assists for Yukon
1st All Time in Penalty Minutes for Yukon
3rd All Time in Hits for Yukon
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Team Awards:
S73-S76 Dynamite Award - Led Team in Hits
S74+76 Swing Dog Award - Led Team in Assists
S75+76 Prospector Award - Led Team in PIMs
S76 Team Dog Award - Most Outstanding Forward
S76 Gold Rush Award - Led Team in Points
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Transactions:
SMJHL Draft - 22nd OVR to Yukon/pbl]
[pbl]SHL Draft - 7th OVR to Seattle
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Excited for the All-Star Skills competition!
Anthony Dionne || G || Texas Renegades || Peak TPE : 2055
Name: Anthony Dionne
Catch: Right
Height: 6'4''
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 39
SMJHL Draft: 36e by St Louis Scarecrows
SHL Draft: 12e by Texas Renegades
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SMJHL Regular Season:
S65 to S68 | STL | GP : 175 (89-67-14) | 3.21 GAA | 0.885 SV% | SO : 7
SMJHL Playoffs:
S65 to S68 | STL | GP : 56 (32-20-4) | 2.99 GAA | 0.895 SV% | SO : 5
SHL Regular Season:
S66 to S78 | TEX | GP : 534 (285-194-38) | 3.44 GAA | 0.898 SV% | SO : 28
SHL Playoffs:
S66 to S78 | TEX | GP : 102 (50-41-10) | 3.82 GAA | 0.890 SV% | SO : 5
World Junior Championship Round Robin:
S64 to S68 | TBI-TNA-CAN | GP : 34 (13-17-3) | 3.56 GAA | 0.904 SV% | SO : 0
World Junior Championship Medals Round:
S66 to S68 | CAN | GP : 9 (6-2-1) | 2.27 GAA | 0.923 SV% | SO : 0
IIHF Round Robin:
S67 to S78 | CAN | GP : 100 (62-31-5) | 2.51 GAA | 0.915 SV% | SO : 8
IIHF Medals Round:
S67 to S78 | CAN | GP : 19 (12-5-2) | 3.18 GAA | 0.891 SV% | SO : 0
Awards:
S66 IIHF | CAN | Silver Medal
S66-67-68 WJC | CAN | Bronze Medal
S69 IIHF | CAN | Top Goalie of the tournament
S69 IIHF | CAN | Gold Medal (+ record for most goalie wins in the round robin (11))
S75 IIHF | CAN | Silver Medal
S75 SHL | TEX | Mike Honcho Award
S76 IIHF | CAN | Gold Medal
S78 SHL | TEX | Mike Honcho Award
S78 IIHF | CAN | Gold Medal
06-11-2024, 10:28 AM egregious Wrote: How many hockey players would be better if you replaced their brains with budget artificial intelligence and mayonnaise?
Wow, I think that one of the weirdest things I saw in Chirper hahahaha!
Anthony Dionne || G || Texas Renegades || Peak TPE : 2055
Name: Anthony Dionne
Catch: Right
Height: 6'4''
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 39
SMJHL Draft: 36e by St Louis Scarecrows
SHL Draft: 12e by Texas Renegades
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SMJHL Regular Season:
S65 to S68 | STL | GP : 175 (89-67-14) | 3.21 GAA | 0.885 SV% | SO : 7
SMJHL Playoffs:
S65 to S68 | STL | GP : 56 (32-20-4) | 2.99 GAA | 0.895 SV% | SO : 5
SHL Regular Season:
S66 to S78 | TEX | GP : 534 (285-194-38) | 3.44 GAA | 0.898 SV% | SO : 28
SHL Playoffs:
S66 to S78 | TEX | GP : 102 (50-41-10) | 3.82 GAA | 0.890 SV% | SO : 5
World Junior Championship Round Robin:
S64 to S68 | TBI-TNA-CAN | GP : 34 (13-17-3) | 3.56 GAA | 0.904 SV% | SO : 0
World Junior Championship Medals Round:
S66 to S68 | CAN | GP : 9 (6-2-1) | 2.27 GAA | 0.923 SV% | SO : 0
IIHF Round Robin:
S67 to S78 | CAN | GP : 100 (62-31-5) | 2.51 GAA | 0.915 SV% | SO : 8
IIHF Medals Round:
S67 to S78 | CAN | GP : 19 (12-5-2) | 3.18 GAA | 0.891 SV% | SO : 0
Awards:
S66 IIHF | CAN | Silver Medal
S66-67-68 WJC | CAN | Bronze Medal
S69 IIHF | CAN | Top Goalie of the tournament
S69 IIHF | CAN | Gold Medal (+ record for most goalie wins in the round robin (11))
S75 IIHF | CAN | Silver Medal
S75 SHL | TEX | Mike Honcho Award
S76 IIHF | CAN | Gold Medal
S78 SHL | TEX | Mike Honcho Award
S78 IIHF | CAN | Gold Medal
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Great start to the season!
ThePyroAlpaca SMJHL GM
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Kelowna is gonna be a problem for everyone this year
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Happy Tuesday!
Jennifer Huh | RW | CGY/KEL
Ac hievements
S74: Signed as a DFA with Regina
S75: Drafted 3 OA by Kelowna
S7 5: Named Assistant Captain of Kelowna
S76 : Drafted 6 OA by Calgary
S76 : Named Captain of Kelowna
Slavakov Vladimirashenko | RD | NL/EDM/SFP/CHI
Achievements
S58: Drafted 47OA to Newfoundland
S59: Drafted 16OA to Edmonton
S59: Named Assistant Captain of Newfoundland
S59: Elias Armia Award Winner
S59: Won Gold Medal with Japan
S60: Won Gold Medal with Japan
S60: Named Captain of Newfoundland
S60: Named to SMJHL All Star Game
S60: Won 4 Star Cup
S62: Called up to EDM
S64: Traded to SFP
S65: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S65: Named Assistant Captain of SFP
S68: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S68: Named Captain of SFP
S69: Traded to Chicago
S69: Traded to SFP; Named Ass Cap
S70: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S73: Signed with CHI in FA
S74: Retired
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