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Troy_McClure03 · 06-23-2024, 08:55 PM

This is my 16rd weekly random ramblings around the Jr league and SHL. Please feel free to PM me if you have anything to contribute or add.

Starting off with anything replied from last time, about a week ago or so. Feel free to catch up right about....here

@luke has decided against me being on the podcast again, saying "I didn't say that, stop telling people I said that" @Rich still doesn't like me. I'll make him like me one day, oh yes I will. Oh yes I will now....

@Blastmeaway had to recall all 4 of the sold bobble heads for containing lead paint. The give away? The warning labels all over the box that said "Caution: Lead Paint" so far, only 2 have been returned. He did not keep good records of who bought what, so just please be careful.

@yosh raised 14,000 dollars for their speedboats. Also related, @yosh is under investagation for fraud after selling signed dominos. According to reports, Yosh was just signing them all themself, writing "John Lastname " or "Jamie Lastname" or "Carl Studabaker" Anyone with information that leads to an arrest will get 14000 dominos.

@Roidsy has been fined 10k for illegal substances on the pucks during games. No more details will be released.

--The Random Ramblings Crew will have a sit down interview with Mads McBride ( @NJBadApple ). As we all know, Mads was currently caught in violation of the league's use of prescription drugs to enhance their play. Take a look at the discussion here. The Interview will drop sometime in the next week or so. Feel free to ask your questions below if you want them included.

--WJC Head Mac Attack Verbally Attacked @skyrrhawk Celeste Dejardins , threatening a fine for some unknown reason. @CloudRobot has offered the following statement : "Troy, we have a lot of work to do but for some reason you are always messing around asking me questions about stuff. Cut it out and get back to work" We asked @kahri for comment on this and she said "Troy, seriously, do your job for once" more details to come.

--Have you noticed that things are a little, worse in the SHL. or in life in general. We have reasons to believe that it is @kahri 's fault! Feel free to rant about how bad Kahri is below!

-- @cake307 Alexa Johansen attended the San Diego Zoo during a break in St Louis Schedule. She Enjoyed events like the Discovery Cart Tour, Hike to Hippos, and the Exclusive VIP experience. For 700 bucks, you get to write your enemy's name on a mouse that is let loose in the snake exhibits to be eaten. According to our sources, she paid almost 16k to write all the members of the Maine Timber on mice. The sneks were well fed. ( @Deng @Spkris @burritohour @Justice @dasboot @SouthPaw @Frove @AW13 @oilmandan @FnoRespect @Big Newff @ZootTX @bobdigi9 @NUCK @Tonzy @Kyamprac @r0tzbua @Amidships )

--@Chevy has appealed to the SHL HO in reference to the requirement from Calgary (@boom , @Possum Queen ) Edmonton (@HabsFanFromOntario , @Eggcracker ) Montreal (@CampinKiller , @Benpachi ) Toronto ( @Wally , @mcgriddleluver ) and Winnipeg (@Ace , @By-Tor ) to wear a "Caution, contains peanuts" Warning on his uniform when entering or playing in the arenas. "I don't mind being forced to wear it" Said John Peanut, "However, I can't stand that they make me get changed in a room all by myself all over Canada. It is lonely. I have to sit in a closet. Also, they warning they put on me, is right on my visor, I can't see!" the HO has refused to comment. Hamilton (@Hallsy , @aleks ) Has refused to comply because they were told by the other teams that they "...Should be an Ohio Team, not a Canada Team"

--Czechia Superstar Dominik Winters is in hot water for his actions in the South Beach Yacht Club. After winning the cup, General Managers @Caleb and @Bayley took the team on a Yacht to celebrate. Winters thought that meant they now OWNED the Yacht Club, and was given a citation for moving in to the upper floor of the Yacht Club. According to security, Winters waited for them to switch posts before walking by, posing as a UPS driver, saying they had a "package for conference room C". Since the club is free for people to walk in on the first floor, they didn't think to stop him. They were unaware that Dominik had a key for the upper floors. The team has not responded for comment yet.

--According to @sköldpaddor , Betzee Nickelback (@kahri ) has been selling single cough drops to fans underneath the bleachers at the local high school. I only report this so @sköldpaddor has to report it after me!! That's right, I stole the report! I figured out how to scroll up in discord! Woo!!!!!

--@Hoxide is the first to retire from the S78 class. We will miss them and hope they come back! Speaking of the S78 class Rumor has it Luigi Mario (@IcyGas52 ) is related to a movie star. This Star was in a movie in 1997 , and the character they played has the same initials as someone in the IIHF nation of Canada. Good luck, Guess the movie / Actor below!

The Following are Advertisements from different IIHF Federation Heads. Please speak to your current Federation Head and or IIHF Head Office:

Latvia Is looking for Forwards. Contact @Seany148 or @LordBallGag for more information

Switzerland is looking for Forwards as well. Contact @Valpix or @By-Tor for more information

Finland is looking for Forwards as well as well, Contact @Carpy48 or @Sburbine for more information

Russia is looking for everything, Contact @Kimar or @fubaguy for more information

Germany is looking for goalies, contact @jaypc8237 or @Crazytomato for more information

France is looking to give me some juice, thanks @Count Chocula !

Czechia is always looking for active players to join our roster! We are an up and coming group that is growing up together! our WJC team could use a few more players, feel free to reach out to @Troy_McClure03 or @39alaska39 for more information! If we can't find a place for you in our line up, I have no issue referring you to a team I think you will fit well with, at least active player wise!

SHL MERCH: there is still a ton of awesome Merch for sale: Check out the announcement for all things SHL here I am in the process of ordering a few shirts myself!

Want to Advertise or be a part of the Ramblings? Send me a DM on Forums or Discord! Please put in the title your favorite color.

That's all for the updates for now! Feel free to PM on any Rambles. If you want to be anonymous, please say so in the title! Also feel free to send me any rambles!! Go Czechia!!

skyrrhawk · 06-23-2024, 08:58 PM

i did NOTHING WRONG

***Caleb*** · 06-23-2024, 09:04 PM

Quote:--Czechia Superstar Dominik Winters is in hot water for his actions in the South Beach Yacht Club. After winning the cup, General Managers @[color=var(--champ-color-secondary)][b]Caleb[/b][/color] and @[color=var(--champ-color-secondary)]Bayley[/color] took the team on a Yacht to celebrate. Winters thought that meant they now OWNED the Yacht Club, and was given a citation for moving in to the upper floor of the Yacht Club. According to security, Winters waited for them to switch posts before walking by, posing as a UPS driver, saying they had a "package for conference room C". Since the club is free for people to walk in on the first floor, they didn't think to stop him. They were unaware that Dominik had a key for the upper floors. The team has not responded for comment yet.

We are working to figure out how Dominik got the key in the first place. But we are strong believers in Winters was never in the wrong, and that yacht security needs to do a better job

yosh · 06-23-2024, 09:11 PM

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@yosh raised 14,000 dollars for their speedboats. Also related, @yosh is under investagation for fraud after selling signed dominos. According to reports, Yosh was just signing them all themself, writing "John Lastname " or "Jamie Lastname" or "Carl Studabaker" Anyone with information that leads to an arrest will get 14000 dominos.

This is regrettably lost in translation. I invested in 14 Domino's locations in an Ontario city. My goals are beyond your understanding, I'm afraid.

cake307 · 06-23-2024, 09:11 PM

I'll do it again, too. Dang you Timbers!

***39alaska39*** · 06-23-2024, 10:02 PM

I think legally I am owed a yacht club at this point

Alex Winters (retired)
Matej Winters (retired)
Dominik Winters
S45 Jesster Trophy Winner
Challenge Cup Winning Goal Club: S52

CloudRobot · 06-23-2024, 10:23 PM

06-23-2024, 08:58 PMskyrrhawk Wrote: i did NOTHING WRONG

*sköldpaddor* · 06-23-2024, 10:29 PM

oh it's on just you wait my new gossip rag is gonna be all over this

skyrrhawk · 06-23-2024, 10:39 PM

06-23-2024, 10:23 PMCloudRobot Wrote:

if i had done something wrong. you would have been able to dole out a punishment for it. but you couldn't and didn't. checkmate

Seany148 · 06-23-2024, 11:44 PM

@JohnFranklinKennedy not good enoigh to be recognized as fed head lol!

***By-Tor*** · 06-24-2024, 08:24 AM

I'll take D too

Switzerland

Credit to enigmatic, Merica, tweedledunn, and jaypc8237 for sigs

Troy_McClure03 · 06-24-2024, 08:24 AM

06-23-2024, 11:44 PMSeany148 Wrote: @JohnFranklinKennedy not good enoigh to be recognized as fed head lol!

I went off the side bar on the main page! My bad!

***Chevy*** · 06-24-2024, 09:19 AM

Its one thing to sell advertising and warning space on a uniform, I get that.

But my visor. Really people? I think you're just trying to handicap me since I now have legal Performance Enhancing Natural Improvement System injections and it doesn't seem anyone else does.

Don't be hating.

JohnFranklinKennedy · 06-24-2024, 10:24 AM

06-23-2024, 11:44 PMSeany148 Wrote: @JohnFranklinKennedy not good enoigh to be recognized as fed head lol!

its cause you told everyone i stink and am bad at my job

***Blastmeaway*** · 06-24-2024, 04:25 PM

Look they said the lead would help the paint bond, just don't touch, look, or move your bobblehead and you'll be fine. i thought this was in the Proper Care & Use Guide.

Winters did nothing wrong. If they're not supposed to be in there then why is the first floor open to everyone and the second level only to those with keys. MY GUY HAD A KEY.

FREE WINTERS!

Shout out to ml002, schultzy, slashacm, tedward!
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09-05-2018, 10:04 PMBeaver Wrote: Wow look what the PT affiliation has done to our pristine league.

12-19-2018, 12:31 AMBeaver Wrote: I personally blame the PT affiliation for handing out massive amounts of free TPE to all these players, inflating the TPE they're at when they get called up.

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