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This is my 17rd weekly random ramblings around the Jr league and SHL.  Please feel free to PM me if you have anything to contribute or add.

Starting off with anything replied from last time, about 2-3 weeks ago! Feel free to catch up right about....here

-@luke and @Rich have stopped the podcast because of the outcry for Troy to be on it. You can all stop sending your letters. Instead focus your attention elsewhere, like why @kahri isn't the GM of the Washington Wiggle Lobsters...

-@Blastmeaway has denied any wrongdoing in bobblegate 2024. The Head Offices for everywhere plus the post office have been contacted.

- @yoshi opened 14 Domino locations, and was not selling signed dominoes. Related, the FDA announced dominos is only considered pizza in public schools, and pizza in public schools are vegetables and fruits. This bill was pushed through by @Yoshi 's super pac , entitled "Mario has a Bony Ass"

- @Roidsy has not responded. Also the address on file was a Dominos ....

- @NJBadApple and the Random Ramblings crew have not yet had a chance to sit down and do an interview. We hope to in the near future.

- @skyrrhawk has challanged @CloudRobot to a duel. This Duel is being brought to you in part by Arby's 20 for 20! Buy and Eat 20 Roast beef "Sandwiches" for 20 dollars in "restaurant" only, and if you survive, we will put your name in the newspaper! See Store for details. Not liable for death, defecation, defamation, deafness,  or any other bad thing that starts with a D.

- @ It looks like none of the Timber ( @Deng @Spkris @burritohour @Justice @dasboot @SouthPaw @Frove @AW13 @oilmandan @FnoRespect @Big Newff @ZootTX @bobdigi9 @NUCK @Tonzy @Kyamprac @r0tzbua @Amidships ) clapped back at @cake307. other than @Justice who responded with:


I am not sure what to make of that, but I believe @cake307 has taken it as a threat, and as such it is on.

- After legal review, it turns out @Chevy was correct and no longer has to wear the "Caution, Contains peanuts" sticker on his visor in Canadian games. He will however have to wear a life alert and carry an EpiPen. As Always, @Chevy can appeal to the HO of his choosing.

-Thanks to the support from GM @Caleb, Czechia super star and SHL bad boy Dominik Winters has avoided jail time for his trespassing charge in a South Beach Yacht Club. @39alaska39 just has to submit a letter of intent to purchase the Yacht Club OR agree to never enter the Yacht Club again. These terms brought to you in part by Chipotle, where we will consistently make your food size inconsistent. Don't like it, Well go to hell. Want Chicken? Here is 3 cubes. Want Double chicken? Here is 90! Corn Salsa? Here is enough to make your own farm! oh, that was too much, here I'll scrape off all but 1 little yellow spec of corn. Cheese? Here is 4 handfuls! You get it, don't you? You can always go to... Qudoba! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD LUCK!



-Betzee Nickelback @kahri has reportedly been stealing cough drops from Zedward Zilliams of the Hamilton Steelhawks. According to reports, Nickelback buys the coughdrops with Zilliams money, takes half the cough drops out of the bag, reseals the bag with a hot iron, and then tells Zedward that the cough drop packages are just smaller. Then Betzee wraps the cough drops individually and sells them under the bleachers at high schools, telling kids it will Help with the "cough".

- @IcyGas52 Luigi Mario. No one guessed, no one cared, and that makes everyone here a bunch of bologna bums. It was fun tho, eh?

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According to @Troy_McClure03 , who will only be attending Day 3, with no dietary restrictions, "I heard They did something." So thank for you the tip, me?

According to user unknown, who wants to go by the name Peanitz , Jorkma , the poop found in the trade talks channel was theirs. They will be attending all 3 days, and will only dine on blood, so if you are curious why the trade talk channel has poo in it, it was Jorkma Peanitz.

According to a user who may be @cake307, but says their name is @Cake007 (Who goes on to explain that the 007 means O goals, O assists, and 7 games won in my career) @cake307 is @Seany Alt. Strange. This user will attend all 3 days and is restricted from all foods.

According to a user who says "I am me, I am troy" @kahri has agreed to spend 3 days, but expects to be paid by Troy, but will not eat with Troy? I don't know I don't understand. Anyway, they spilled beans everywhere and are now beanless. Thanks for the update!!

Maybe or Maybe not According to user Jess? @sköldpaddor has gone Kosher on one day, and has stated that Betzee Nickelback dips grapes into chipotle Mayonnaise. Strange. Thanks for the update!!

According to no restrictions @micool132 " Hearing Team Czechia acquired a rugbby ball and that it is so smart it will manage the junior world team. It's weird connection between rugby and hockey. Also hearing im gonna win the cup. " Thank you Micool! Cup for you good sir! IIHF cup for you!

According to a person who is like a son. in the sense that Blank I am your father, and is also going Gluten-Free for all 3 days, Chris Valentine @downer does not have a Valentine set up for next year. So Everyone please send your Valentines and Candygrams to @downer ASAP! Thanks for the info!!

Like the above? Submit your own HERE. Don't like it. Submit by DMing me instead. I do my best to remember everything, but I am only human. Or am I? I am. 

- a lot of GM spots have opened up over the past few weeks. By my count, and counting the WJC, over 20. Everyone thinks it is because of "life" or "living" or "I can't spend every minute on this website" but really we at the Ramblings have figured out what it is.


Dental. The HO has removed Dental for everyone under the HO level. That means every GM no longer has access to the Dental care. This move was leaked by a close friend of the HO, who asked to be nameless.

- WJC And IIHF stuff is starting up soon! Look for your teams announcements, and get ready for some international fun!

-For the full effect of this one, please open this song in the background while reading. Thanks.

Hello, it's me. Jimothee Penjiman. You may know me by my nickname, @Thor .

I am here today to discuss a need. A need your team may need. For the League Minimum, I will help defend your net. From all that can attack it. Contact me today. Thanks.

- IF YOU DO NOT OFFER SOMETHING FOR THE AUCTION, YOU ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

Get those wallets ready as the Charity drive opens up shortly! Get those items to @sköldpaddor as soon as possible! I am not sure what I should put up for Auction yet, I was told I can't put my kids up. I was thinking maybe a romantic dinner for one at outback... all you can eat Chili and baked potatoes perhaps @downer ?

Seriously, suggest your ideas for me below. I will do one , or two, or all of them!

-something something @caltroit_red_flames cards or something. I don't know DM him about it.

Want to Advertise or be a part of the Ramblings? Send me a DM on Forums or Discord! Please put in the title your favorite color.

That's all for the updates for now! Feel free to PM on any Rambles. If you want to be anonymous, please say so in the title! Also feel free to send me any rambles!! Go Czechia!!

(1450ish words, made by the power of the sun, for without we would not get sunburn, which would not motivate us to stay out of it and go on the computer in the first place. Also, read labels, they put corn in everything in America. Watch out for those sneaky nuggets of yellow and white, they get in you mouth then you say goodnight. That's what my grandfather use to always say. He was a weird dude.)

Colorado Raptors Capitan S42-Until Forever!
Czechia Wants you! Ask about a transfer!!

S74 - Troy McClure IIII
Late To Draft - Signed by Regina Elk
Drafted 18th overall in SHL Draft to New England Wolfpack






S42-Troy McClure III- D-Retired
Undrafted Signing-S41
S43-S52 SHL Totals: 500 games played 32 goals 189 assists 891 hits 10227 minutes
S41-S42 SMJHL Totals: 100 games played 10 goals 52 assists 187 hits 1818 minutes
S41-S52 Czechia Totals: 124 games played 12 goals 42 assists 230 hits 2468 minutes




Awards
S41 WJC Gold Medal Champion Co-GM!!
S42 Quilha Agante Trophy Winner
S42 Ideen Fallah Trophy Winner
 S44 Champion Cup Champion - Winnipeg Jets
S53 Champion Cup Champion - Hamilton Steelhawks

this one got me giggle hard

 

I've won more than 7 games this season! I'm also not French Canadian!

Alexa Johansen | LW | Edmonton Blizzard| USA | Season 75 - | 954 TPE

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 176 lbs

Number: 16

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(S75) J Draft- 2nd OA, St. Louis Scarecrows

(S76) SHL Draft- 2nd OA, Edmonton Blizzard

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Career Highlights

SEA|TEAM|GP|G|A|PTS|S%|+/-|HITS|PiM|

S75|STL|66|13|22|35|9.7%|-61|78|31|

S76|STL|66|20|38|58|11.8%|-38|117|38|

S77|STL|66|30|36|66|15.5%|-15|93|54|

S78|STL|66|31|51|82|11.1%|+13|71|35

S79|EDM|66|45|44|89|15.6%|-23|107|30

hmmmmm

Céleste Desjardins || LW || Quebec City Citadelles || Manhattan Rage
Name: Céleste Desjardins
Birthplace: Lewiston, ME
Height: 5'8"
Weight:173 lbs
Number: 13
S73 SMJHL Draft: 4th Round, 47th OA - Quebec City Citadelles
S74 SHL Draft: 1st Round, 2nd OA - Manhattan Rage
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Citadelles Alt. Capt S73-S76
S73: Esa Anrikkanen, Rookie All-Star Team

S75: WJC Bronze Medal

S76: Four Star Cup, Ronan O'Keefe Trophy, WJC Bronze Medal

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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:

264 GP | 140 G | 187 A | 327 P | +128 | 956 S | 132 PIM | 573 H | 19 GWG

SMJHL Postseason Stats:

46 GP | 28 G | 29 A | 57 P | +29 | 172 S | 20 PIM | 114 H | 3 GWG

Int'l Stats: Round Robin

WJC: 48 GP | 26 G | 23 A | 49 P | +6 | 165 S | 20 PIM | 96 H | 3 GWG

Int'l Stats: Bracket

WJC: 8 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 P | -4 | 30 S | 0 PIM | 17 H | 0 GWG

That's a solid ramble.

I've won more than 7 games this season! I'm also not French Canadian!

But you're my alt

Don't be afraid to purchase the all new, improve, and less deadly Bobbleheads now available at Shop.CzechiaIsBestia.cz. If you cant me in the right mood we might be able to work a deal on shipping, that is if Kral King is playing in your neck of the woods.

Shout out to ml002, schultzy, slashacm, tedward!


DeMaricus Smyth || C || Hall of Fame ||New Orleans Specters/Czechia|| 1854 Peak
Name: DeMaricus Smyth
Hometown: Blansko, Czech Republic
Height: 6'2"
 Weight: 197
 Number: 42

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 Regular Season Stats:
SMJHL S38 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 3   | A: 5   | P: 8   | +/-: -2    | PIM: 2   | SHT%: 6.67%   | MP: 536
SMJHL S39 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 24 | P: 43 | +/-: +25 | PIM: 22 | SHT%: 14.62% | MP: 1050
SMJHL S40 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 25 | A: 32 | P: 57 | +/-: +14 | PIM: 17 | SHT%: 14.62% | MP: 1067
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SHL S41 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 18 | P: 30 |  +/-: +7 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 7.50% | MP: 951
SHL S42 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 18 | P: 37 |  +/-: -1 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: 13.57% | MP: 1023
SHL S43 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 22 | P: 41 |  +/-: +6 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 12.67% | MP: 1014
SHL S44 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 13 | P: 28 |  +/-: +16 | PIM: 28 | SHT%: 12.30% | MP: 966
SHL S45 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 20 | P: 31 | +/-: +12 | PIM: 34 | SHT%: 8.80% | MP: 710
SHL S46 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 28 | P: 44 | +/-: +9 | PIM: 28 | SHT%: 9.36 | MP: 1,024
SHL S47 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 28 | A: 34 | P: 62 | +/-: +27 | PIM: 38 | SHT%: 12.84% | MP: 1,146
SHL S48 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 23 | P: 46 | +/-: +4 | PIM: 83 | SHT%: 11.56% | MP: 1,189
SHL S49 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 35 | P: 54 | +/-: +20 | PIM: 58 | SHT%: 9.13% | MP: 1,166
SHL S50 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 19 | P: 41 | +/-: +4 | PIM: 37 | SHT%: 12.22% | MP: 1,082
SHL S51 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 39 | P: 60 | +/-: +20 | PIM: 27 | SHT%: 11.23% | MP: 1,123
SHL S52 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 16| P: 35 | +/-: +7 | PIM: 62 | SHT%: 9.84% | MP: 1,093
SHL S53 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 22 | P: | +/-: +1 | PIM: 45 | SHT%: 5.9% | MP: 1,179
SHL S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 |  P: | +/-: +20 | PIM: 14 | SHT%: 6.4% | MP: 1,047
SHL S55 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 18 | P: | +/-: +25 | PIM: 30 | SHT%: 7.8% | MP: 984
SHL S56 | ATL | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 14 | P: | +/-: +9 | PIM: 138 | SHT%: 6.7% | MP: 842
SHL S57 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: | +/-: -4 | PIM: 113| SHT%: 2.3%| MP: 821
SHL S58 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 9 | P: | +/-: -13 | PIM: 148 | SHT%: 3.9% | MP: 983
SHL S59 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 13 | P: 17 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 73 | SHT%: 5.6% | MP: 980

SMJHL Total | STL | GP: 150 | G: 47 | A: 61 | P: 108 | +/-: +36 | PIM: 41 | SHT%: 13.58% | MP: 2653

SHL Total | SEA/EDM/NOLA/ATL | GP: 998 | G: 264 | A: 382 | P: 646 |  +/-: +159 | H: 2,361 | SHT: 2754 | PIM: 882 | SHT%: 11.18% | MP: 19,323
    SHL Total | SEA | GP: 150 | G: 50 | A: 58 | P: 108 |  +/-: +12 | PIM: 48 | SHT%: 11.11% | MP: 2,988
    SHL Total | EDM | GP: 100 | G: 26 | A: 33 | P: 59 |  +/-: +28 | PIM: 62 | SHT%: 10.53% | MP: 1,676
    SHL Total | NOLA | GP: 500 | G: 174 | A: 249 | P: 423 | +/-: +137 | PIM: 300 | SHT%: 9.95% | MP: 11,033
    SHL Total | ATL | GP: 248 | G: 14 | A: 42 | P: 56 | +/-: -18 | PIM: 472 | SHT%: 4.53% | MP: 3,626

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Playoff Stats:
SMJHL S38 | STL | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1   | +/-: +1   | PIM: 2   | SHT%: 0.00%   | MP: 136
SMJHL S39 | STL | GP: 13 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 12 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 265
SMJHL S40 | STL | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 12.00% | MP: 137
SHL S41 | SEA | Did not make it
SHL S42 | SEA | Did not make it
SHL S43 | SEA | GP: 6 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 26.67% | MP: 135
SHL S44 | EDM | GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 16.67% | MP: 206
SHL S45 | EDM | GP: 18 | G: 6 | A: 2 | P: 8 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 13.95 | MP: 242
SHL S46 | NOLA | GP: 20 | G: 11 | A: 6 | P: 17 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 16.42 | MP: 436
SHL S47 | NOLA | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 7.14% | MP: 167
SHL S48 | NOLA | GP: 13 | G: 4 | A: 7 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: 7.41% | MP: 335
SHL S49 | NOLA | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 12 | SHT%: 4.17% | MP: 254
SHL S50 | NOLA | GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 9 | SHT%: 6.90% | MP 226
SHL S51 | NOLA | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 114
SHL S52 | NOLA | GP: 13 | G: 7 | A: 3 | P: 10 | +/-: +3 | PIM: 7 | SHT%: 12.73% | MP: 331
SHL S53 | NOLA | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 5.9% | MP: 179
SHL S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 7 | +/-: -7 | PIM: 16 | SHT%: 4.5% | MP: 387
SHL S55 | NOLA | GP: 20 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 7.4% | MP: 384
SHL S56 | ATL | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 9 | SHT%: 0.0% | MP: 190
SHL S57 | ATL | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.0% | MP: 107
SHL S58 | ATL | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 6.7% | MP: 162
SHL S59 | ATL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 0.0% | MP: 66

SMJHL Total | STL | GP: 28 | G: 3 | A: 10 | P: 13 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 16 | SHT%: 5.17% | MP: 538  

SHL Total | SEA/EDM/NOLA/ATL | GP: 194 | G: 47 | A: 57 | P: 104 | +/-: -15 | PIM: 123 | SHT%: % | MP: 3,921
SHL Total | SEA | GP: 6 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 26.67% | MP: 135
SHL Total | EDM | GP: 29 | G: 10 | A: 7 | P: 17 | +/-: +5 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 14.93% | MP: 448
SHL Total | NOLA | GP: 123 | G: 32 | A: 48 | P: 80 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 69 | SHT%: | MP: 2813
SHL Total | ATL | GP: 36 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 7 | +/-: -13 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: | MP: 525

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International Play: Round Robin
IIHF S38  | CZE  | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00%   | MP: 33
WJC S38 | EUC | GP: 5   | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 4  | SHT% 18.18%  | MP: 89
IIHF S39 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 111
WJC S39 | EUE | GP: 3 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 10.00% | MP: 45
IIHF S40 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 4 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 178
WJC S40 | USSR | GP: 6 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4 | SHT%: 20:00% | MP: 123
IIHF S41 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: -6 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 188
IIHF S42 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 10.71% | MP: 216
IIHF S43 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 12.00% | MP: 215
IIHF S44 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 6 | P: 9 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 8.33% | MP: 214
IIHF S45 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 9.68% | MP: 226
IIHF S46 | CZE | GP: 12 | G: 8 | A: 8 | P: 16 | +/-: +9 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 19.51% | MP: 287
IIHF S47 | CZE | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 5 | P: 8 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 6.12% | MP: 289
IIHF S48 | CZE | GP: 12 | G:
IIHF S49 | CZE | GP:  
IIHF Total | CZE | GP: 104 | G: 23 | A: 36 | P: 59 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 10 | SHT%: 9.24% | MP: 1957
WJC Total | CZE | GP: 14 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 8 | SHT%: 16.67% | MP: 257

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International Play: Medal
IIHF S38  | CZE  | Did Not Advance
WJC S38 | EUC | GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 1 | PIM: 2  | SHT%: 0.00%  | MP: 45
IIHF S39 | CZE | Did Not Advance
WJC S39 | EUE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0 | MP: 16
IIHF S40 | CZE | Did Not Advance
WJC S40 | USSR | GP: 3 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 33.33% | MP: 62
IIHF S41 | CZE | Did Not Advance
IIHF S42 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 25.00% | MP: 22
IIHF S43 | CZE | Did Not Advance
IIHF S44 | CZE | GP: 3 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 67
IIHF S45 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 21
IIHF S46 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 22
IIHF Total | CZE | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 5.56% | MP: 132
WJC Total | CZE | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P:  2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 15.38% | MP: 123

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Transactions:
- S38 SMJHL Draft 24 OA
- Signed a One-year $3 Million contract with the Scarecrows
- S39 SHL Draft 16OA by the Seattle Riot
- S39 Signed a Two-season $4 Million contract, with a team option, with the Seattle Riot
- Named S39 St. Louis Scarecrows Assistant Captain
- S41 Signed a Three-season $17 million contract with Seattle Riot
- S41 SHL Rookie Season with Seattle Riot
- S44 Signed Two-Season $11 million contract with Seattle Riot
- S43-44 Offseason Traded to Edmonton Blizzard
- S46 Signed Six-Season $30 Million Contract with the New Orleans Specters
- S56 Expansion Draft 15th Overall to the Atlanta Inferno
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Awards:
- S39 Laurifer Trophy: St. Louis Scarecrows || 34-14-2
- S39 Four Star Cup Championship: St. Louis Scarecrows || 8-5
- S39 St. Louis Scarecrows Luke Riggs Award
- S39 Oriens Trophy
- S39 Brodie Witzel Trophy Nominee
- S40 Raymond Lindsay Trophy
- S40 Jared Hanson Trophy
- S40 Roberto Martucci Trophy
- S40 Ideen Fallah Trophy
- S40 Zach Miller Trophy Nominee
- S40 WJC Gold
- S41 SHL All Rookie Team
- S44 Presidents Cup: Edmonton Blizzard || 35-11-4
- S45 Presidents Cup: Edmonton Blizzard || 41-6-3
- S45 Challenge Cup Champions: Edmonton Blizzard || 12-6
- S47 First Team All-Star
- S47 Ron Mexico Trophy
- S47 Sarmad Khan Throphy
- S47 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy
- S47 Jay McDonald Trophy
- S49 SHL First Team All-Star
- S49 Ron Mexico Nomination
- S49 Damian Littleton Trophy
- S49 IIHF Bronze Medal
- S51 SHL Third Team All-Star
- S53 IIHF Silver Medal
- S54 Challenge Cup Champions: New Orleans Specters
- S54 IIHF Bronze Medal
- S58 Turd Ferguson Trophy
- S59 IIHF Silver Medal
- S61 Hall of Fame




DeMaricus Smyth || IIHF GM || Czechia || S38 -  
IIHF Overall Record: 98-97-23
- S38 Round Robin: 4-6-0
- S39 Round Robin: 4-6-0
- S40 Round Robin: 2-3-5
- S41 Round Robin: 2-7-1
- S42 Quarterfinals: 4-5-2
- S43 Round Robin: 3-7-0
- S44 4th Place: 7-6-0
- S45 Quarterfinals: 6-5-0
- S46 Quarterfinal: 7-6-0
- S47 Round Robin: 3-7-2
- S48 Round Robin:2-8-2
- S49 Bronze Medal: 9-5-1
- S50 Quarterfinals: 7-5-1
- S51 4th Place: 9-3-2
- S52 Group Stage: 3-6-3
- S53 Silver Medal: 9-4-2
- S54 Bronze Medal: 10-3-1
- S55 Quarterfinals: 7-5-1

WJC Overall Record: 22-13-2
- S38 | EUC | Semifinals: 4-3-0
- S39 | EUC | Semifinals: 3-1
- S40 | EUE | Gold Medal: 6-3-0
- S49 | UCORCAL | 4th Place: 9-6-0


I I I I

Wow look what the PT affiliation has done to our pristine league.

I personally blame the PT affiliation for handing out massive amounts of free TPE to all these players, inflating the TPE they're at when they get called up.