how is it already friday .-.

I haven't done a pt in a minute, my b buffalo

There are over 34,000 known species of fish

Fish have a unique sensory organ called the lateral line

omg it’s Friday and James hasn’t called me out for my lack of chirping yet?!! what a fake friend

Betzee Nickelback | C | Carolina | Manhattan | Great Britain | S72 - | 1092 TPE

Height: 6'5

Weight: 245 lbs

Number: 22

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(S72) Drafted 18th Overall by the Carolina Kraken

(S73) Drafted 2nd Overall by the Manhattan Rage

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Career Highlights

S73 - CAR - Named Alternate Captain

S73 - SMJHL - All-Star Team

S73 - CAR - Slothface Leadership Award

S73 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award (Most Dedicated Player) 

S73 - CAR - Kurtis Hunter Award (Team's Choice MVP 

S73 - SMJHL - Zach Miller Award Winner (Most Dedicated User) 

S73 - SHL - Damian Littleton Award Winner (Most Dedicated User) 

S74 - CAR - Named Alternate Captain 

S74 - SMJHL - All-Star Team 

S75 - CAR - Named Captain 

 

Still not sure what position I want for my next player... maybe a goalie?

S79 | Jeff Kirkstone III  |  G  |  Ottawa Highlanders
=============Transactions==============
- Drafted 15th overall by Ottawa (S78)


S60 | Jimmy Larkin-Conway | LW | Retiring
=============Transactions==============
- Drafted 19th overall by Nevada (S59)
- Drafted 27th overall by Baltimore (S60)
- Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S63)
- Traded to Toronto North Stars (S64)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S65)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S68,etc.)
- Signed with Seattle Argonauts (S76)
- Signed with Winnipeg Aurora (S78)
================Trophies================
- Aidan Richan Award (S65)


S42 | Charlie Schieck | D | Retired



S31 | Jeff Kirkstone | G | Retired | Former GM

Center is the only position I haven't created for... although Jimmy's had a bit of work at center now I guess.

S79 | Jeff Kirkstone III  |  G  |  Ottawa Highlanders
=============Transactions==============
- Drafted 15th overall by Ottawa (S78)


S60 | Jimmy Larkin-Conway | LW | Retiring
=============Transactions==============
- Drafted 19th overall by Nevada (S59)
- Drafted 27th overall by Baltimore (S60)
- Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S63)
- Traded to Toronto North Stars (S64)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S65)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S68,etc.)
- Signed with Seattle Argonauts (S76)
- Signed with Winnipeg Aurora (S78)
================Trophies================
- Aidan Richan Award (S65)


S42 | Charlie Schieck | D | Retired



S31 | Jeff Kirkstone | G | Retired | Former GM

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck?

Not that much can't chuck well without thumbs

A DAY TO REMEMBER WAS AWESOME. IF YOU'RE READING THIS I HOPE YOU HAVE THE TIME TO GIVE THEM A LISTEN. THEY DESERVE IT

THIS IS SPARTA ⚔️



https://imgur.com/gallery/aOwI8Ja



:https://i.imgur.com/UtD8UrN.png

Thank you @MattyIce & @ThePyroAlpaca for these AWESOME graphics!!

7/7 PT's done wooo

Gino Fortezza | G | #33 | Kelowna Knights | Buffalo Stampede | S77 - |

Career Highlights



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S77 Drafted 33rd OA by KEL
S77 WJC Gold Medal (UCORCAL)
S78 Drafted 13th OA by BUF to the SHL

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Dominik Froste | LW | #39 | Nevada Battleborn | Minnesota Monarchs | S65 - S77 =RETIRED= |

Career Highlights



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S65 Drafted 22nd OA by NBB to the SMJHL

S65 RotY (SMJHL) Finalist

S66 Drafted 11th OA by MIN to the SHL

S66 Undefeated Four Star Cup Winner

S66 WJC Gold Medal (DACH)

S67 WJC Gold Medal (DACH)

S68 All time Assist leader (for single seasons) in the SMJHL - 63 A 

S68 WJC Gold Medal (DACH)

S68 WJC Best Forward and MVP nominee (DACH)

S70 IIHF Gold Medal (GER)

S72 IIHF Gold Medal (GER)

S77 Retirement

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But no CW week for rookies. Booo

Gino Fortezza | G | #33 | Kelowna Knights | Buffalo Stampede | S77 - |

Career Highlights



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S77 Drafted 33rd OA by KEL
S77 WJC Gold Medal (UCORCAL)
S78 Drafted 13th OA by BUF to the SHL

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Dominik Froste | LW | #39 | Nevada Battleborn | Minnesota Monarchs | S65 - S77 =RETIRED= |

Career Highlights



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S65 Drafted 22nd OA by NBB to the SMJHL

S65 RotY (SMJHL) Finalist

S66 Drafted 11th OA by MIN to the SHL

S66 Undefeated Four Star Cup Winner

S66 WJC Gold Medal (DACH)

S67 WJC Gold Medal (DACH)

S68 All time Assist leader (for single seasons) in the SMJHL - 63 A 

S68 WJC Gold Medal (DACH)

S68 WJC Best Forward and MVP nominee (DACH)

S70 IIHF Gold Medal (GER)

S72 IIHF Gold Medal (GER)

S77 Retirement

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Not a fan of work

#GENE4HOF

Gene Parmesan || D || 60 || Chiefs/Blizzard || Future HoF Member
Name: Gene Parmesan/Rory Fitzpatrick
Age: 17
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 223
Number: 60
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NWJHL Career Statistics ;
S6 - Firebirds l GP: 38 l G: 3 l A: 7 l P: 10 l +/-: 9 l PIM: 57
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NWJHL Playoff Statistics ;
S6 - Firebirds l GP: 12 l G: 1 l A: 2 l P: 3 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 29
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SHL Career Statistics;
S7 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 9 | P: 10 | +/-: 10 | PIM: 82
S8 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 39
S9 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 10 | P: 10 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 39
S10 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 11 | P: 12| +/-: 21 | PIM: 42
S11 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 18 | P: 19 | +/-: 40 | PIM: 42
S12 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 17 | P: 23 | +/-: 8 | PIM: 53
S13 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 23 | P: 28 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 40
S14 - Blizzard | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: -14 | PIM: 44
S15 - Blizzard | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 17 | PIM: 22
S16 - Blizzard | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 13 | P: 14 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 28
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SHL Playoff Statistics;
S7 - Chiefs | N/A
S8 - Chiefs | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: 1 | PIM: 4
S9 - Chiefs | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 4
S10 - Chiefs | GP: 21 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 22
S11 - Chiefs | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0| +/-: -7 | PIM: 12
S12 - Chiefs | GP: 18 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8| +/-: 2 | PIM: 22
S13 - Chiefs | GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2
S14 - Blizzard | N/A
S15 - Blizzard | GP: 19 | G: 1 | A: 7 | P: 8 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 12
S16 - Blizzard | GP: 15 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 6
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Transactions ;
Drafted by Minnesota Chiefs
Traded to Edmonton Blizzard
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Awards
Chiefs Rookie Of The Year S7
S10 Challenge Cup
S10 All Star Game
S12 Challenge Cup
Olympic Gold Medal
S15 Challenge Cup
S15 Challenge Cup Winning Goal
S16 Challenge Cup
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McLovin || LW || Ded
Pretend he never happened

Idk who is the favorite for each award

#GENE4HOF

Gene Parmesan || D || 60 || Chiefs/Blizzard || Future HoF Member
Name: Gene Parmesan/Rory Fitzpatrick
Age: 17
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 223
Number: 60
------------------------------------------------------------
NWJHL Career Statistics ;
S6 - Firebirds l GP: 38 l G: 3 l A: 7 l P: 10 l +/-: 9 l PIM: 57
-----------------------------------------------------------
NWJHL Playoff Statistics ;
S6 - Firebirds l GP: 12 l G: 1 l A: 2 l P: 3 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 29
-----------------------------------------------------------
SHL Career Statistics;
S7 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 9 | P: 10 | +/-: 10 | PIM: 82
S8 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 39
S9 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 10 | P: 10 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 39
S10 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 11 | P: 12| +/-: 21 | PIM: 42
S11 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 18 | P: 19 | +/-: 40 | PIM: 42
S12 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 17 | P: 23 | +/-: 8 | PIM: 53
S13 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 23 | P: 28 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 40
S14 - Blizzard | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: -14 | PIM: 44
S15 - Blizzard | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 17 | PIM: 22
S16 - Blizzard | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 13 | P: 14 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 28
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SHL Playoff Statistics;
S7 - Chiefs | N/A
S8 - Chiefs | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: 1 | PIM: 4
S9 - Chiefs | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 4
S10 - Chiefs | GP: 21 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 22
S11 - Chiefs | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0| +/-: -7 | PIM: 12
S12 - Chiefs | GP: 18 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8| +/-: 2 | PIM: 22
S13 - Chiefs | GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2
S14 - Blizzard | N/A
S15 - Blizzard | GP: 19 | G: 1 | A: 7 | P: 8 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 12
S16 - Blizzard | GP: 15 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 6
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Transactions ;
Drafted by Minnesota Chiefs
Traded to Edmonton Blizzard
-----------------------------------------------------------
Awards
Chiefs Rookie Of The Year S7
S10 Challenge Cup
S10 All Star Game
S12 Challenge Cup
Olympic Gold Medal
S15 Challenge Cup
S15 Challenge Cup Winning Goal
S16 Challenge Cup
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McLovin || LW || Ded
Pretend he never happened

But we'll probably go 4 wins in a row so ottawa will win

Oh no don't hurt my feelings wtf