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Publicity Stunt: The Ima Noobie Story Part 4
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Another day at the Draft Combine. This time, in front of the Vancouver scouts.

Ima Noobie skated along the ice, following the puck when KABLAM!

Darby Reznor checked Noobie so hard he was seeing stars. As he was being helped up, the trainer asked, "you okay?"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine."

"Hold on, let me make sure. Where are you?"

Noobie looked at the Vancouver scout. "In Vancouver."

"And, who am I?"

"You're Seany."

"Okay, and who are you?"

Noobie's face suddenly clouded. His eyes narrowed. "I'm Batman!"

"Okay, you're done for the day. Let's go sit down."

"No, but you don't understand. I'm Batman!"

"Yeah, okay, Batman, why don't you go sit over there and grab a Snickers."
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Damn I didn't mean to give him a whole concussion

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I'm batman!

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