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Troy_McClure03 · 08-15-2024, 11:59 PM

This is my 18rd weekly random ramblings around the Jr league and SHL. Please feel free to PM me if you have anything to contribute or add.

Starting off with anything replied from last time, about... holy crap over a month ago! I really messed up. Dang. Feel free to catch up right about....here

-@Rich and @luke have to let me on the podcast. Watch for the notice coming soon!

-@NJBadApple and the random ramblings crew still didn't sit down, mostly because I didn't respond to the DM they sent me. Sorry Bad Apple, I sat on this one too long... my bad buddy.

-@skyrrhawk and @CloudRobot have agreed to play online checkers to settle their beef. We hope to stream it live.

-@kahri is my friend this month, next month we go to war...

-The Beta Test for the Ramblings went okay, I just can't keep track of the google spreadsheets...

so I made a new sheet! check it out here

The Following Rambles are a product of my spreadsheet from my online google form. I will not post the link as I am re-working the form since Elon Musk decided to ask me to take down the cybertruck photo. New Forum will be out soon!

- According to @CountChocula , who is attending Day 2, with Meat only back on the menu!, and wants to be a Cyber Truck! The French Federation Head hired and Wrapped up a tampering scandal in the same day. This is impressive considering the amount of tampering from the IIHF Federation Heads...

- @eddiesnothere , Day 1 , No Kiwi fruit, yes Kiwi Bird, says : It appears that the front office for the Monarchs is scrambling to find new medieval analogies to use for their signing announcements, as they have run out of the good material. This could prove disastrous to "the bit", one spokesperson for the team has said. This Great Shadow shall engulf us all!

-and lastly , someone who may or may not be a squid, or named squid, or just likes squid , will be making day 2 and day 3, with no dietary restrictions... They say "I heard that Langston Hardison-Laurent "@jexter" smells so bad he has to have a chair outside the locker room. It may or may not have to do with some sort of lobster scented cologne" Go Lobsters!

-Everything below this point is 100% made up by me or the random ramblings team!

- The SHL Casino has been caught stealing money from all of us! According to reports, the Casino has been taking tenths of a penny off each wager and putting it into a high interest savings account. The end of the season comes and they put the .001 back, but they keep all the interest. This money has allowed @Grum to afford NAME BRAND CHEERIOS. We will not stop until we get to the bottom of this!

- @Seany148 doesn't like his peanut butter and jelly to touch, so he goes Bread, peanut butter, bread, jelly, and eats it like a loaded tortilla chip.

- San Francisco has played 12 games, and lost 1. Los Angeles has played 13 games and lost 2. What do they have in common? that's right, you all guessed it, they both are pretty close to
Tacos Gavilan. I suspect the Fiesta Platters have all the players rich with life from amazing looking food. Someone has to put an end to this Taco Party before they win too much... @FuzzSHL @Whitecap @Caleb @Bayley

- Maybe Edmonton , Montreal and Winnipeg should try some Tacos. According to reports, these teams are feeding all the players sub-standard pizza from Boston Pizza. I won't even link to how gross the pizza is. One player, who may or may not be @advenny4 went on record to say "It isn't good." ... @HabsFanFromOntario @Eggcracker @Capinkiller @Benpachi @Ace @By-Tor

-Dipping into the Jrs for a quick second... Elk are bigger than Fish. @yosh @CloudRobot (Love yous)

- @MrRuihu is a ramblin man. rambling all over wherever they can!

IIHF TRANSFER SEASON STARTS UP SOON. PREPARE FOR THE CZECHIA PROPAGANDA MACHINE...

@Blastmeaway : Don't be afraid to purchase the all new, improve, and less deadly Bobbleheads now available at Shop.CzechiaIsBestia.cz. If you cant me in the right mood we might be able to work a deal on shipping, that is if Kral King is playing in your neck of the woods.

@Seany and I have a pretty sweet podcast. We are working on a schedule, but the official name is: Matviy Cajabi Presents: Sim Dimas High School Hockey Rules!!! with Troy and Seany The first episode 0 is here. If you have any questions, comments, concerns, or inquiries on how to be a guest on our podcast, feel free to ask here!

Looking for a job? The Rambling Crew is hiring! Feel free to DM me on discord for details . Please note this job will only pay based on what you contribute to the ramblings article yourself!

That will wrap it up for this edition. Thank you all for reading, Take care now, bye bye then!

(idk, about 1k words. All of them covered in that weird syrup that gets stuck to the side of the bottom no matter how hard you try, you always get that little bit. and it dries out a little, but it is still wet, it is like, more syrup than usual.... yeah it is sticky AF friend, sorry about that. until next time!)