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Toast's Roasts 2024
Offline Toast
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#1
08-10-2024, 10:08 AM

Congrats everyone on a very successful charity drive! For hitting the overall $1500 milestone I'll be doing another Toast's Roasts where I "roast" the community members/moments over the past year. Copy pastas will be read, laughs will be had and absolutely no one will be offended!

I'm going to work on this over the regular season and present sometime in the off-season so we're looking at a late September live stream. Probably a Friday/Saturday night for vibes but I will lock in a date closer to. Current rough plan is to play a Pokemon nuzlocke between roasts and build on what was presented in 2022. There will still be a totally-real fireplace, don't worry.

When: Late September TBA
Where: twitch.tv/toastcharger

Want to get roasted? Want to air some dirty laundry anonymously? Want to praise someone in roast fashion? Post here or DM me on Discord and I will add you to the roast list! Let's get as many as possible.

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Offline RAmenAmen
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#2
08-10-2024, 10:09 AM

Applied

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Offline ValorX77
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#3
08-10-2024, 10:11 AM

I want in.

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Offline Popol
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#4
08-19-2024, 08:27 AM

this sounds fun! I'll definitely watch this
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Offline scudmuffin19
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#5
08-19-2024, 09:21 AM

i offer myself as a target for as many jokes as youd like.

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Offline HabsFanFromOntario
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#6
08-19-2024, 10:16 AM

I expect to be roasted and toasted

“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”

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Offline Ruggsy
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#7
08-19-2024, 10:59 AM

Go for it

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Away kahri
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#8
08-19-2024, 12:57 PM

human punching bag here to report for duty

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Offline jaypc8237
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#9
08-19-2024, 01:24 PM

Couldn’t say anuthing too bad about me… right? 

I want in!

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Offline Rich
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#10
08-19-2024, 01:26 PM (This post was last modified: 08-29-2024, 09:37 AM by Rich. Edited 1 time in total.)

Requesting a roast of luke. Roast his GM rankings too. Thank you.

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Check out past episodes of Rich and Luke!
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Offline Troy_McClure03
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#11
08-19-2024, 01:44 PM

Get Seany

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Offline Seany148
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#12
08-19-2024, 02:42 PM

08-19-2024, 01:44 PMTroy_McClure03 Wrote: Get Seany
WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME AAAAAAA

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Offline Froste39
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#13
08-20-2024, 12:20 PM

Seany bad





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Offline By-Tor
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#14
08-21-2024, 07:53 AM

Roast me like you're an 8 year old with a marshmallow at a campfire

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Offline AgentSmith630
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#15
08-21-2024, 08:33 AM

roast me daddy

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