This is based off my opinion which is also known as fact, there is no specific criteria, just how I feel.

Martin Mackerelmore 7.5/10
Kim Chaewon 3/10
Rocky Gislason 5/10
Chungledown Bim 10/10 don't want to mess with this guy
Benjamin Theodore 8/10
Drew McIntyre 4.5/10
Aloysius Hoglord III 7.5/10
Quazon Brosonchi 8/10
Aurora Borealis 7/10
Sandis Darzins 4/10
Brodir Aleifrsson 4/10
Damante Gogi 6/10
Hamilton Steelhawk 10/10 absolutely metal name I love it
Mick Geno 4.5/10
Carter Rumsy 5/10
Twinkle Toes 9/10 classic
Dirty Puma 6.5/10
Hal MacGuiness 8/10
Trent Mackenzie 5.5/10
Geno Vajihollahi 5/10
Colton Paraygeko 8/10
Lee King 6.5/10
Jack Ellul 4.5/10
Tylah Fortune 6/10
Scott Fortune 7/10
Arvinder Singh 3/10
Shiny Rainbow 8.5/10
Jimmy Twoshoes 10/10 idk why I love this so much
Jeff Santiago 7.5/10
Tiny Princess 9/10 fire name for a 6'8 dude
Aaron Noxus 7/10
Ethan Cross 8/10
Rodwin Dionicio 7.5/10
Jaquavion Tavius 12/10 best name of all time
Uwe Bendewald 7.5/10
Mel Guolla 6.5/10
Leo Carlsson 6/10
Jean Bon 8/10 they call me Bon, Jean Bon 
Austin Gauthier 7/10
Boogan McGillicuddy 8.5/10
Dirk Dienhart 9/10 majestic name
Lucas Dill 5/10
Meowlnir Kittenson 8/10
Jamal Freaky 11/10 JAMAL FREAKY
Goosetavo 9/10 simple and clean
Kermit Zhaba 8.5/10
Ivan Volchenkov 8/10
Kris Sabev 6.5/10
Heaver McLovin 8.5/10
James Connolly 8/10
Max Roberts 4/10
Artus Randolph 6.5/10
Wyatt Brooks 4.5/10
Aisha Ansari 3.5/10

Thank you for looking at my goated list

Updates:

Moewlnir Kittenson has been updated to a 9/10 due to new context
Colton Paraygeko has given .5 of his points to Boogan McGillicuddy, making Paraygeko a 7.5 and McGillicuddy a 9

How much of a bribe do you need to get Boogan from an 8.5 to a 9?

I would like to lobby for mine to be lower. As soon as I made it, I regretted that I didn’t spell it Parageko. Please give .5 of my points to Boogan, please. He deserves it.

YES!

How much of a bribe do you need to get Boogan from an 8.5 to a 9?

looks like someone took the sacrifice necessary to make it happen