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Troy_McClure03 · 10-25-2024, 01:41 PM

This is my 19rd weekly random ramblings around the Jr league and SHL. Please feel free to PM me if you have anything to contribute or add.

Starting off with anything replied from last time, about... holy crap over a month ago! I really messed up. Dang. Feel free to catch up right about....here

- @Rich admitted that he loves me in the latest Rich and Luke Podcast. Check it out here. It took a lot out of him, but he did it.

- Boston Pizza has asked us to apologize, we have declined.

- @MrRuihu is still a ramlbin, but the currently whereabouts are unknown.

- All of the Jr League GM's are robots. I'll have the full interview with @Grog Strongjaw as soon as the last plane lands, but proof has been found that they are all robots. After the draft this year, I was able to sneak into the General Manager's ball. Once inside, I pretended to be a part of the cleaning crew, sweeping and scooping the copious amounts of trash they threw on the ground. Like, excuse me friends, ever hear of a trash can? I know the Holiday inn express isn't known for its amazing amenities, but like we do have trash cans. Anyway, as I was scooping, I couldn't help but notice.... All the nuts. And bolts. And uninsulated wires. At first I thought the drop ceiling was falling down, which it was because you know, It is a Holiday Inn Express... but then I noticed that none of the GM's had shoes on. the reason? They were wirelessly charging on the floor, one of the great amenities offered at the Holiday Inn Express. At first I didn't believe it, but then I saw @Rankle and @SouthPaw slumped over in a chair. I was more shocked to see they stepped on some of the insulation that was stripped from the wire snacks everyone was eating, and it must have blocked the induction charging. Just as I went to leave, I watched @Reno walk over and pull the rubber off the Robots feet, planting them on the ground, and the AOL "Welcome, You've got mail" played from within the GMs.

Also, @CloudRobot is a GM. Cloud... ROBOT.

I'd have more details, but I got thrown out of the Jr Discord after the draft (Rightfully so in all seriousness, but I got to hide in there for like, an extra 12 hours!)

More details to follow.

- If you have been following the Punishments I'm sure you have come to the same conclusion that I have : The SHL is running out of money. Handing out HUGE fines to GMs. I have a report that a few HO paychecks have bounced, something the banking system has never seen before. We reached out to the HO for comment, and they told me to "Czech myself before I Wzech myself." I didn't understand it as well.

- Derek Martin ( @Frenchie ) is currently tied with Jack St. Clair (@CrazyMojito) for goals with 25 each. We reached out to know what has made them goal scoring machines. One said "I don't trust my teammates and handle business myself" and the other said " "

- Chris Valentine ( @downer ) is currently leading in both points and Assists. When asked his secret, he said "Change from Defenseman to Center at Peak TPE, You will get more points" We asked about the rumor that Chris only eats Chili, and we were promptly invited in to enjoy a chili soaked baked potato. It was amazing.

- Nathan Cormier (@JR95 ) leads the league in Hits with 83. We asked about it and JR said "ever shop at the home depot? Every customer there must huff the paint before trying to return it 5 years later. I just came in for a lightbulb and I had to listen to someone at the register complain that no one was in the lighting department to help them tell the difference between soft white and softer white." We opted to not ask follow up questions.

-The SHL Trading cards has a new update coming soon. In the update, you can click the cards and they will say the catchphrase each player has selected, like a soundboard. Please contact @Seany148 and let him know what sound you want associated with your card. Do not give context, just DM them with the sound.

-The SHL, in an effort to raise money, will be having a battle royal with every player who has won a fight this season. So far Alexi Piastri ( @vbottas17 ) Jordon Bamford ( @Bamford13 ) Oskar Scholz ( @karlssens ) David Doug ( @oilmandan ) Luca Pane( @Nictox ) Will fight the SMJHL fighters: Kiwi Soderberg-Snooks ( @Aleris ) Blupesaldo ( @blupesaldo ) Marko Kivimaki ( @Lem ) Cain Pooyak ( @Cain ) Anatolyi Tarasov ( @MaxDaBest ) Didzis Kreslins ( @Jetta ) Jonny Fox ( @johjeff ) TBFAW ( @TBFAW ) and Pavel Mintyukov ( @Wrehkz )

Winner gets 50 bucks, 10 wings, and 3 cases of the drink of their choosing. Brought to you by Bebsi 5. 5 calories, 5 ingreidnets, all corn based, including the fibrious stalk!

- Vancouver Whalers are being investigated by the league for the lack of critical care being offered to their players. According to reports, Trent Mackenzie ( @Raf_TML ) has been seen walking into things, mistaking objects for people, and even getting on the wrong airplanes for away games. One fan said after a loss "Man, maybe Trent needs my glasses" We looked into and found that Vancouver offers no eye care to any of its players. This may be why Trent is currently leading the league with 23 losses. We reached out for comment, but Trent was unable to read what we asked. It is also worth noting that Trent will be the first goalie to each 1000 saves this season, currently sitting at 958.

-Kraken Goalie @Dolph can't get a break, and backup @Mason remy is fine with it. Dolph has played x3 more games than Mason, but both sit with really great numbers, so something is going right in Carolina. @kahri was quoted as saying "I don't care about my players, as long as they win and I keep getting my bonuses, who cares"

DM ME TO HAVE YOUR OWN AD!

-Czechia is Bestia Czechia

- Some weird podcast here

- Looking for a job? The Rambling Crew is hiring! Feel free to DM me on discord for details!

-After one more podcast @Seany148 and can finally break up! That means I might be looking for a new podcast partner if he doesn't start treating me right! Feel free to reach out after our next podcast, hopefully in November!

That will wrap it up for this edition. Thank you all for reading. Okay then, bye bye now.

(1197 words. Sometimes I wonder if you guys read these notes after the fact, and if you do if you appreciate that I write them just for you. I just want you to know that I did this job before, and it can be tough, so thank you for doing it. Okay I love you bye!)