good day to chirp tbh

sig by @enigmatic, you belong sticker by @sve7en. the sig is NOW PERFECT BECAUSE I DIDN'T MAKE IT.

Close to twenty points. Not terrible for a rookie defenseman.

Stinky hotdog lunch

Frenchie is also stinky

lets go mtl

Charlie Serpe || D || Specters || Scarecrows ||Team USA || 1298 TPE || Retired ||

Name: Charlie Serpe
Age: 21
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 185 lbs
Number: 13
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Career Statistics:

SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S46 | 50 GP | 1 G | 19 A | 20 P | 0 | 9 PPP | 20 PIM | 50 H | 40 SB
S47 | 50 GP | 10 G | 23 A | 33 P | +15 | 10 PPP | 34 PIM | 54 H | 75 SB

SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S46 | 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +1 | 2 PPP | 0 PIM | 9 H |  21 SB
S47 | 13 GP | 4 G | 10 A | 14 P | -3 | 10 PPP | 0 PIM | 9 H |  15 SB

SHL Regular Season Stats:
S48 | 50 GP | 0 G | 6 A | 6 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 14 PIM | 44 H |  38 SB
S49 | 50 GP | 1 G | 12 A | 13 P | +10 | 1 PPP | 18 PIM | 43 H |  38 SB
S50 | 50 GP | 4 G | 19 A | 23 P | +18 | 0 PPP | 12 PIM | 22 H |  39 SB
S51 | 50 GP | 0 G | 22 A | 22 P | +15 | 3 PPP | 8 PIM | 29 H |  48 SB
S52 | 50 GP | 5 G | 25 A | 30 P | +6 | 9 PPP | 16 PIM | 27 H |  72 SB
S53 | 50 GP | 3 G | 10 A | 13 P | +2 | 2 PPP | 20 PIM | 29 H |  125 SB
S54 | 44 GP | 2 G | 12 A | 14 P | +7 | 2 PPP | 14 PIM | 4 H |  88 SB
S55 | 50 GP | 5 G | 19 A | 24 P | 17 | 0 PPP | 16 PIM | 22 H |  74 SB

SHL Playoff Stats:
S48 | 13 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 19 H |  7 SB
S49 | 11 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | +3 | 0 PPP | 8 PIM | 17 H |  11 SB
S50 | 10 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -3 | 0 PPP | 7 PIM | 7 H |  13 SB
S51 | 5 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | +1 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 4 H |  3 SB
S52 | 13 GP | 0 G | 6 A | 6 P | +6 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 3 H |  11 SB
S53 | 3 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | +0 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 1 H |  5 SB
S54 | 17 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | +0 | 2 PPP | 8 PIM | 3 H |  52 SB
S55 | 20 GP | 1 G | 7 A | 8 P | +1 | 0 PPP | 18 PIM | 8 H |  43 SB

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Transactions:
Drafted 15th overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows in the S46 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 10th overall by the New Orleans Specters in the S47 SHL Entry Draft
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Awards:
S46 SMJHL Four Star Cup Champion
S46 St. Louis Scarecrows Luke Riggs Award for Most Locker Room Activity
S46 St. Louis Scarecrows Vladmir Bodnar Award for Best Rookie
S50 IIHF Gold Medal
S51 IIHF Gold Medal
S53 IIHF Gold Medal
S54 Challenge Cup Champion



Victor Fedorov || C || Platoon || Scarecrows || Team Russia || Retired ||

Name: Victor Ferorov
Age: 18
Birthplace: Moscow, Russia
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 13
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Career Statistics:

SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S56 | 50 GP | 3 G | 13 A | 16 P | -8 | 0 PPP | 46 PIM | 86 H |  71 SB
S57 | 66 GP | 6 G | 17 A | 23 P | -8 | 0 PPP | 20 PIM | 49 H |  73 SB

SMJHL Playoff Stats:

SHL Regular Season Stats:

SHL Playoff Stats:

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Transactions:
Drafted 28th overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows in the S56 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 38th overall by the Baltimore Platoon in the S57 SHL Entry Draft
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Awards:




Vadim Askerov || D || Grizzlies || Patriotes || 437 TPE ||

Name: Vadim Askerov
Age: 21
Birthplace: Moscow, Russia
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 185 lbs
Number: 13
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Career Statistics:

SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S61 | 49 GP | 6 G | 22 A | 28 P | -10 | 10 PPP | 16 PIM | 26 H | 65 SB
S62 | 66 GP | 12 G | 37 A | 49 P | +33 | 8 PPP | 18 PIM | 26 H | 78 SB

SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S61 | 12 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | +1 | 2 PPP | 4 PIM | 6 H | 23 SB
S62 | 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 3 H | 2 SB


Vadim Askerov Player Page
Vadim Askerov Update Thread

To watch hockey or to go to sleep. The eternal dilemma.

Scratch that, my team is playing like shit anyway, catch y'all tomorrow!A

After a regular season of intermittent team and player success, I look forward to crushing playoff disappointment.

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Formerly Peter, 2x Four Star Cup champ and Defender of the Year.
Now Chubby Barista, paramount expression of caffeinated aggression.

Most of the time I do not wonder about whether hockey would be improved by having stark naked goaltenders without pads.

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Formerly Peter, 2x Four Star Cup champ and Defender of the Year.
Now Chubby Barista, paramount expression of caffeinated aggression.

Time to really think about the beans and how you wanna make em

Stinky hotdog lunch

not as stinky as you

80 degree October day in Michigan? . . . So like, a little bit of global warming is ok right?

Lacked the motivation to do everything I wanted today. Need to reset myself and kick it into high gear tomorrow.

Sig by Lazyeye

Sig by DaBoot

Logan Webb || Kelowna Knights || Maine Timber || San Francisco Pride
Name: Logan Webb
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 55
Postion: LW
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON
KELOWNA - S70: | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 26 | P: 47 | -3 | 28 PIM | 130 HITS
KELOWNA - S71: | GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 42 | P: 65 | -25 | 24 PIM | 195 HITS
KELOWNA - S72: | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 35 | P: 56 | -31 | 34 PIM | 160 HITS
MAINE - S73: | GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 48 | P: 92 | 23 | 48 PIM | 187 HITS
SMJHL Playoffs:
S70: | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +2 | 2 PIM | 5 HITS
S72: | GP: 6 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | 0| 2 PIM | 12 HITS
S73: | GP: 13 | G: 9 | A: 14 | P: 23 | 0| 2 PIM | 12 HITS
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AWARDS:
S70: Elias Armia Trophy - Awards in Excellence Given by League Commissioner
S71: Zach Miller Trophy - Awarded to Most Dedicated Player
S73: Four Star Cup Champions - MAINE TIMBER

Kain Webb || 21 || LW || Calgary Dragons || RETIRED
Kain Webb || 21 || LW || Calgary Dragons || RETIRED
Name: Kain Webb
Age: Retired
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 21
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Total - GP: 554 || Goals: 248 || Assists: 318 || Points: 566 || Rating: +118
Status: Hall of Famer & LEGEND
TROPHIES/AWARDS:
S06: Jesster Award (Dragons MVP)
[pbl]S09: Anton Razov Trophy
S12: Ron Mexico Trophy
S12: Jay McDonald Trophy
S13: Jay McDonald Trophy
S13: JJ Krever Award
S15: Jesster Award (Dragons MVP)
S15: Dragons Hall of Fame
S16: SHL Hall of Fame

I hit a deer with my car today

rude of it to run in front of me