You got a problem with streamed dogs?

Yes, it's like eating broccoli raw. You could do it, but why would you waste your food like that.

"That way - no, no, a little to the left!"

"Oh, shit, not like that wait no -!!"

crash!!!

"Oh god Cake is gonna hit me again" :'0

Just working on your renders and scouting the people

Thanksgiving is overrated

Day #2 of reminding @Frenchie that steamed dogs are the meal of the broken man

"That way - no, no, a little to the left!"

"Oh, shit, not like that wait no -!!"

crash!!!

"Oh god Cake is gonna hit me again" :'0

Day 2 of chirping!

Chirpity chirpity chirp!

Cats are crepuscular, which means that they’re most active at dawn and dusk.

Cats have 230 bones, while humans only have 206.

Day #2 of reminding @Frenchie that steamed dogs are the meal of the broken man

next thing you know, you're going to suggest gyro's are better? outrageous!

 

@jason kranz sig elite / @sulovilen elite sig

Captain || Derek Martin || Los Angeles Panthers || C || S68 || 2024 pTPE || 1775 cTPE

Height: 5'11'' || Weight: 192 lbs || #26

-------------------------Career Highlights-------------------------

S67 - SMJHL - Drafted 4th OA by the Carolina Kraken

S67 - BI - WJC Silver Medal

S67 - CAR -  Elias Armia Award (Commissioner's Award of Excellence)

S67 - CAR - Slothface Leadership Award

S67 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award (Most Dedicated Player)

S67 - CAR - Alonzo Garbonzo Award (Top Rookie)

S67 - CAR - Michael Fitted Award for the player who best demonstrates what it means to be a Kraken

S68 - SHL - Drafted 3rd OA by the Los Angeles Panthers 

S70 - SMJHL - Zac Miller Award (Most Dedicated User)

S70 - CAR - Slothface Leadership Award

S70 - CAR - Cristoph Klose Award - Top Forward

S70 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award

S70 - CAR - Kurtis Hunter Award - Team's Choice MVP

S70 - CAR - Michael Fitted Award

S70 - BI - WJC Gold Medal

S71 - IRE - IIHF Gold Medal

S72 - LAP - Named Captain of the Los Angeles Panthers

S74 - SHL - Damien Littleton Award
S75 - LAP - Challenge Cup Champion

S75 - LAP - Named to the third all-star team

S76 - LAP - Nominated for the Ron Mexico Award

S76 - LAP - Named to the first all-star team

S77 - IRE - IIHF Gold Medal

S78 - LAP - Challenge Cup Champion

S78 - LAP - Nominated for the Anton Razov Award

----------------SMJHL Career Statistics - Regular Season----------------

S67 - CAR | 66 GP | 12 G | 11 A | 23 PTS | -15 | 17:07 TOI

S68 - CAR (A) | 66 GP | 22 G | 26 A | 48 PTS | +5 | 17:45 TOI

S69 - CAR (A) | 66 GP | 26 G | 26 A | 52 PTS | +15 | 19:03 TOI

S70 - CAR © | 66GP | 43 G | 39 A | 82 PTS | + 15 | 21:52 TOI
---------------------SMJHL Career Statistics - Playoffs---------------------

S68 - CAR (A) | 12 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 PTS | +1 | 17:07 TOI

S69 - CAR (A) | 12 GP | 5 G | 17 A | 22 PTS | +6 | 20:50 TOI

S70 - CAR © | 11 GP | 11 G | 11 A | 22 PTS | +2 | 21:16 TOI

-----------------SHL Career Statistics - Regular Season-----------------

S71 - LAP | 66 GP | 24 G | 26 A | 50 PTS | -4 | 21:36 TOI

S72 - LAP © | 66 GP | 33 G | 33 A | 66 PTS | -4 | 22:06 TOI

S73 - LAP © | 66 GP | 51 G | 41 A | 92 PTS | +11 | 21:15 TOI

S74 - LAP © | 66 GP | 47 G | 48 A | 95 PTS | -5 | 20:42 TOI

S75 - LAP © | 66 GP | 47 G | 56 A | 103 PTS | +30 | 22:04 TOI

S76 - LAP © | 66 GP | 53 G | 60 A | 113 PTS | +47 | 22:34 TOI

S77 - LAP © | 66 GP | 36 G | 44 A | 80 PTS | +11 | 22:03 TOI

S78 - LAP © | 66 GP | 47 G | 61 A | 108 PTS | +35 | 23:10 TOI

--------------------SHL Career Statistics - Playoffs--------------------

S71 - LAP | 12 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 PTS | -1 | 20:55 TOI

S72 - LAP | 11 GP | 10 G | 3 A | 13 PTS | -7 | 21:36 TOI

S73 - LAP | 8 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 PTS | +2 | 23:15 TOI

S74 - LAP | 6 GP | 4 G | 2 A | 6 PTS | -7 | 20:31 TOI

S75 - LAP | 18 GP| 9 G | 13 A | 22 PTS | +6 | 23:21 TOI

S76 - LAP | 12 GP | 10 G | 5 A | 15 PTS | +1 | 23:23 TOI

S77 - LAP | 13 GP | 9 G | 9 A | 18 PTS | +0 | 22:47 TOI

S78 - LAP | 24GP | 21 G | 14 A | 35 PTS | +17 | 22:35 TOI

GM || Maurice O'Bready || Ottawa Highlanders || Team Ireland

-------------------------Career Highlights-------------------------

S67 - Named Irish Federation Head
S68 - Hired as Carolina Kraken co-GM

S68 - CAR - Nominated for the Nour Harrak Award

S71 - IIHF Gold Medal

S74 - Retired from international management

S75 - CAR - Nominated for the Nour Harrak Award

S75 - Hired as the expansion GM for the Ottawa Highlanders

S77 - OTT - Won the Nour Harrak Award

---------Ottawa Highlanders Season Statistics---------

S76 - 24 W | 28 L | 4 OTL - 14th place

S77 - 38 W | 23 L | 5 OTL - 5th place

S78 - 30 W | 32 L | 4 OTL - 11th place

-------Ottawa Highlanders Playoff Record-------

S76 - Lost 2-4 to the Carolina Kraken in the round of 16

S77 - Lost 2-4 to the Vancouver Whalers in the 4 Star Cup Final

S78 - Lost 1-4 to the Maine Timber in the quarter-finals

---------------------IIHF Career Statistics---------------------

S67 - IRE - 3 W | 1 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage

S68 - IRE - 3 W | 1 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage

S69 - IRE - 4 W | 0 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage

S70 - IRE - 2 W | 1 OTW | 9 L - Group Stage

S71 - IRE - 8 W | 1 OTW | 3 L - GOLD MEDAL

S72 - IRE - 7 W | 1 OTW | 4 L - Lost in Round 1

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S74 - IRE - 4 W | 0 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage

--------------Carolina Kraken Season Statistics--------------

S68 - 43 W | 22 L | 1 OTL - 2nd place

S69 - 37 W | 26 L | 3 OTL - 7th place

S70 - 30 W | 31 L | 5 OTL - 10th place

S71 - 34 W | 28 L | 4 OTL - 6th place

S72 - 36 W | 24 L | 6 OTL - 5th place

S73 - 29 W | 34 L | 3 OTL - 11th place

S74 - 31 W | 28 L | 7 OTL - 10th place

S75 - 29 W | 31 L | 6 OTL - 10th place

------------Carolina Kraken Playoff Record------------

S68 - Lost 3-4 to the Detroit Falcons in the semi-finals

S69 - Lost 3-4 to the Maine Timber in the quarter-finals

S70 - Lost 2-4 to the Maine Timber in the quarter-finals

S71 - Lost 1-4 to the Newfoundland Berserkers in the quarter-finals

S72 - Lost 3-4 to the Nevada Battleborn in the quarter-finals

S73 - Lost 3-4 to the Nevada Battleborn in the round of 16

S74 - Did not Qualify

S75 - Lost 2-4 to the Colorado Raptors in the quarter-finals

when will I play Im waiting here

next thing you know, you're going to suggest gyro's are better? outrageous!

The bar is so low it's underground, to be honest ~

"That way - no, no, a little to the left!"

"Oh, shit, not like that wait no -!!"

crash!!!

"Oh god Cake is gonna hit me again" :'0

next thing you know, you're going to suggest gyro's are better? outrageous!

you mean objective truth?

“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”

Ólafur Atlason| C | SMJHL Prospect | Future Edmonton Blizzard
Birthplace: Reykjavik, Iceland
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Need some funds

Here I go chirping again

Hosting Thanksgiving is so thankless.

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