don't you go boneless on me shawn

 S68 - Jarrod Lakemore - C

I have no idea who will do well in fantasy this season

    

Thank you @Stadacona @OrbitingDeath @Rojjter for the Chaewon player sigs!

Canucks vs Minnesota today!

    

Thank you @Stadacona @OrbitingDeath @Rojjter for the Chaewon player sigs!

final today

god damn constitution

Need a wings win bad

WJC starting this week?

HMU if you want me to make a parody/meme graphic for your player.

Attila the Hun!

Chirpity chirpity chirp!

Chirping is very important. You mustn’t forget.

Two days done, three to go.

 

Rhett "Shaggy" Carpet | G | Winnipeg Aurora | Team Finland
Height: 6'4" | Weight: 215 lbs
Birthplace: Helsinki, Finland
Number: 70
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SHL Career Statistics (Regular Season):
S73 | TOR | GP: 51 (18-23-5) | 0.895 SV% | 4.40 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 73
S74 | WPG | GP: 26 (13-8-2) | 0.890 SV% | 3.29 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 65
S75 | WPG | GP: 28 (18-5-0) | 0.917 SV% | 2.24 GAA | SO: 6 | GR: 73
S76 | WPG | GP: 57 (32-20-2) | 0.910 SV% | 3.19 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 77
S77 | WPG | GP: 56 (22-29-3) | 0.901 SV% | 3.78 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 75
S78 | WPG | GP: 56 (24-22-5) | 0.904 SV% | 3.71 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 76
S79 | WPG | GP: 56 (22-32-4) | 0.879 SV% | 4.37 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 66
S80 | WPG | GP: 58 (21-29-3) | 0.895 SV% | 4.25 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 73
S81 | WPG | GP: 57 (21-27-5) | 0.902 SV% | 3.53 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 72
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SHL Career Statistics (Playoffs):
S73 | TOR | GP: 5 (1-3-1) | 0.885 SV% | 6.60 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 70
S74 | WPG | GP: 3 (1-0-0) | 0.950 SV% | 1.43 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 56 (backup)
S75 | WPG | backup goalie during playoffs, didn't play games
S76 | WPG | GP: 15 (9-6-0) | 0.913 SV% | 3.15 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 79
S77 | WPG | GP: 5 (1-4-0) | 0.852 SV% | 6.50 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 57
S78 | WPG | GP: 4 (0-3-1) | 0.864 SV% | 5.73 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 64
S79 | WPG | GP: 4 (0-3-1) | 0.885 SV% | 5.13 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 75
S80 | WPG | GP: 4 (0-4-0) | 0.900 SV% | 4.79 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 81
S81 | WPG | GP: 6 (2-4-0) | 0.888 SV% | 4.18 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 73
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SMJHL Career Statistics (Regular Season):
S69 | NL | GP: 22 (14-6-2) | 0.897 SV% | 2.15 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 66
S70 | NL | GP: 32 (14-15-1) | 0.883 SV% | 3.69 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 65
S71 | NL | GP: 48 (30-13-2) | 0.903 SV% | 3.20 GAA | SO: 5 | GR: 73
S72 | NL | GP: 51 (26-18-3) | 0.883 SV% | 4.02 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 66
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SMJHL Career Statistics (Playoffs):
S69 | NL | backup goalie during playoffs (lost in 3rd round)
S70 | NL | GP: 2 (0-0-0) | 0.868 SV% | 4.02 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 57 (won cup)
S71 | NL | GP: 16 (8-6-2) | 0.916 SV% | 2.73 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 76 (lost in final)
S72 | NL | GP: 12 (6-6-0) | 0.918 SV% | 3.14 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 84
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International Statistics (with Team Finland):
S69 | WJC | GP: 9 (3-5-0) | 0.902 SV% | 3.84 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 74
S70 | WJC | GP: 9 (4-4-0) | 0.907 SV% | 2.91 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 76
S70 | IIHF | GP: 3 (1-1-1) | 0.913 SV% | 2.33 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 76
S71 | WJC | GP: 9 (5-2-1) | 0.919 SV% | 2.29 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 74
S71 | IIHF | GP: 4 (3-1-0) | 0.911 SV% | 2.00 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 70
S72 | WJC | GP: 7 (2-4-1) | 0.902 SV% | 3.69 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 77
S72 | IIHF | GP: 5 (3-1-0) | 0.847 SV% | 4.95 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 54
S73 | IIHF | GP: 5 (1-4-0) | 0.874 SV% | 4.87 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 65
S74 | IIHF | GP: 8 (2-5-0) | 0.890 SV% | 3.96 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 68
S75 | IIHF | GP: 10 (6-1-2) | 0.913 SV% | 2.90 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 76
S76 | IIHF | GP: 9 (7-1-0) | 0.898 SV% | 3.14 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 69
S77 | IIHF | GP: 9 (4-5-0) | 0.892 SV% | 3.78 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 72
S78 | IIHF | GP: 10 (4-5-0) | 0.897 SV% | 3.03 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 67
S79 | IIHF | GP: 8 (2-6-0) | 0.869 SV% | 4.10 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 61
S80 | IIHF | GP: 9 (8-1-0) | 0.929 SV% | 1.89 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 78
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International Statistics Medal Rounds (with Team Finland):
S70 | WJC | GP: 2 (1-1-0) | 0.922 SV% | 2.51 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 80
S71 | WJC | GP: 3 (2-1-0) | 0.874 SV% | 3.67 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 62
S73 | IIHF | backup goalie during medal round - won bronze
S74 | IIHF | GP: 3 (1-2-0) | 0.893 SV% | 3.72 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 74
S75 | IIHF | GP: 1 (0-1-0) | 0.945 SV% | 3.02 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 98
S76 | IIHF | GP: 1 (0-1-0) | 0.891 SV% | 5.02 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 81
S77 | IIHF | GP: 3 (2-1-0) | 0.935 SV% | 2.00 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 87
S78 | IIHF | GP: 3 (2-1-0) | 0.899 SV% | 3.35 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 72
S80 | IIHF | GP: 1 (0-1-0) | 0.739 SV% | 8.80 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 27
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Transactions:
S69: Drafted #5 overall by Newfoundland (SMJHL)
S69: Signed contract with Newfoundland: 1 year/$2M (+$2M bonus)
S70: Drafted #23 overall by Toronto (SHL)
S70: Signed ELC contract with Toronto: 1 year/$3M
S71: Signed extension with Toronto: 3 years/$9M (NTC)
S72: Signed extension with Toronto: 3 years/$9M (NTC)
S74: Traded to Winnipeg Aurora
S76: Signed extension with Winnipeg: 3 years/$18M (NTC)
S79: Signed extension with Winnipeg: 2 years/$8M (NTC, HTD)
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Awards/Achievements:

SMJHL
Zach Miller Award (Most Dedicated User) - Nomination (S69)
Won Four Star Cup with Newfoundland (S70)
Named Alternate Captain for Newfoundland (S71-S72)
Cedric Robinson Trophy (Best Goalie) - Nomination (S71, S72)
SMJHL All-Star (1st team): S71
SMJHL All-Star (All Defense team): S71
Won WJC Bronze Medal with Finland (S71)
Peter Larson Award (Best WJC Goalie) - Nomination (S71)
SHL
Won IIHF Bronze Medal with Finland (S73, S77)
Won IIHF Silver Medal with Finland (S78)
Won Cole Reinhart Trophy with Winnipeg (S74)
2x Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated Member) (nomination S75, S77)
Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated Member) Winner (S78)
Best IIHF Goalie - Nomination (S75)
All-Star Skills Competition (S76)
2nd All-Star Team (S76)
John McBride Trophy (Best Goalie) Nomination (S76)
Team Captain (Winnipeg Aurora) (S78-79)
Assistant Captain (Winnipeg Aurora) (S80-)
~~~
League Jobs/Positions:
Graphic Grader (S46-S50)
SMJHL Lethbridge/Newfoundland Team Advisor/Coach (since S49)
IIHF Finland Co-Fed Head (S50-S60)
Graphic Graders Department Head (since S51)
IIHF Finland Fed Head (since S61)
Trading Card Team Management Advisor (since S68)



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Harry Carpet | Toronto North Stars | Team Finland | Goalie S46-S69 | SHL HOF
Height: 6'3" | Weight: 208 lbs
Birthplace: Turku, Finland
Player Type: Hybrid Goalie
Number: 48
Peak TPE: 2138 (first 2k+ goalie in SHL history)
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SHL Career Statistics (Regular Season):
S47 | TOR | GP: 1 (1-0-0) | 0.897 SV% | 3.00 GAA | SO: 0
S48 | TOR | GP: 5 (4-1-0) | 0.893 SV% | 3.16 GAA | SO: 0
S49 | TOR | GP: 44 (18-24-2) | 0.904 SV% | 3.34 GAA | SO: 2
S50 | TOR | GP: 44 (23-19-2) | 0.907 SV% | 3.29 GAA | SO: 1
S51 | TOR | GP: 44 (18-23-3) | 0.914 SV% | 3.03 GAA | SO: 3
S52 | TOR | GP: 44 (19-18-7) | 0.915 SV% | 3.08 GAA | SO: 2
---change from STHS to FHM6---
S53 | TOR | GP: 46 (5-34-3) | 0.906 SV% | 4.84 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 73
S54 | TOR | GP: 46 (10-30-2) | 0.922 SV% | 3.47 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 78
S55 | TOR | GP: 48 (10-33-1) | 0.916 SV% | 3.98 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 77
S56 | TOR | GP: 45 (19-23-2) | 0.917 SV% | 2.95 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 75
S57 | TOR | GP: 50 (26-17-4) | 0.918 SV% | 2.57 GAA | SO: 6 | GR: 73
S58 | TOR | GP: 48 (33-10-5) | 0.918 SV% | 2.38 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 73
S59 | TOR | GP: 54 (38-13-3) | 0.925 SV% | 2.40 GAA | SO: 8 | GR: 79
S60 | TOR | GP: 54 (34-14-6) | 0.919 SV% | 2.60 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 78
S61 | TOR | GP: 58 (30-21-3) | 0.916 SV% | 2.59 GAA | SO: 8 | GR: 71
S62 | TOR | GP: 55 (28-22-5) | 0.928 SV% | 2.49 GAA | SO: 9 | GR: 79
S63 | TOR | GP: 54 (31-19-4) | 0.926 SV% | 2.67 GAA | SO: 5 | GR: 80
S64 | TOR | GP: 56 (18-33-2) | 0.917 SV% | 3.79 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 79
S65 | TOR | GP: 51 (27-21-3) | 0.913 SV% | 3.19 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 75
---change from FHM6 to FHM8---
S66 | TOR | GP: 52 (29-21-2) | 0.891 SV% | 3.29 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 68
S67 | TOR | GP: 40 (27-11-2) | 0.918 SV% | 2.30 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 75
S68 | TOR | GP: 31 (22-6-1) | 0.884 SV% | 3.60 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 66
S69 | TOR | GP: 36 (9-24-0) | 0.896 SV% | 4.85 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 73
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SHL Career Statistics (Playoffs):
S49 | TOR | did not qualify
S50 | TOR | GP: 12 (6-6-0) | 0.912 SV% | 3.34 GAA | SO: 0
S51 | TOR | did not qualify
S52 | TOR | GP:   4 (0-4-0) | 0.883 SV% | 5.25 GAA | SO: 0
---change from STHS to FHM6---
S53 | TOR | did not qualify
S54 | TOR | did not qualify
S55 | TOR | did not qualify
S56 | TOR | did not qualify
S57 | TOR | did not qualify
S58 | TOR | GP: 19 (11-6-2) | 0.912 SV% | 2.35 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 70
S59 | TOR | did not qualify
S60 | TOR | GP:   4 (0-3-1)  | 0.912 SV% | 4.03 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 75
S61 | TOR | GP:   5 (1-2-2)  | 0.939 SV% | 2.33 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 87
S62 | TOR | GP:   4 (0-4-0)  | 0.911 SV% | 4.51 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 84
S63 | TOR | GP:   5 (1-2-2)  | 0.920 SV% | 3.39 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 82
S64 | TOR | GP:   5 (1-4-0)  | 0.916 SV% | 5.11 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 77
S65 | TOR | GP:   6 (2-4-0)  | 0.905 SV% | 4.19 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 73
---change from FHM6 to FHM8---
S66 | TOR | GP: 10 (4-5-1) | 0.902 SV% | 3.34 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 75
S67 | TOR | GP: 11 (6-5-0) | 0.880 SV% | 3.82 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 66
S68 | TOR | GP: 6 (2-3-0) | 0.872 SV% | 5.32 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 62
S69 | TOR | did not qualify
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SMJHL Career Statistics (Regular Season):
S46 | LET | GP: 14 (5-6-2)    | 0.891 SV% | 2.59 GAA | SO: 1
S47 | LET | GP: 22 (7-6-3)    | 0.879 SV% | 2.87 GAA | SO: 1
S48 | LET | GP: 44 (22-21-1) | 0.886 SV% | 3.05 GAA | SO: 1
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SMJHL Career Statistics (Playoffs):
S48 | LET | GP: 12 (6-5-1) | 0.880 SV% | 2.66 GAA | SO: 0
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International Statistics (with Team Finland):
S46 | WJC | GP: 27 (6-19-2) | 0.894 SV% | 3.04 GAA | SO: 1
S46 | IIHF | GP:  2 (1-0-0) | 0.976 SV% | 0.74 GAA | SO: 0
S47 | WJC | GP: 27 (13-13-1) | 0.890 SV% | 2.89 GAA | SO: 2
S48 | WJC | GP: 14 (7-7-0) | 0.905 SV% | 2.36 GAA | SO: 2
S48 | IIHF | GP:  9 (1-6-0) | 0.882 SV% | 3.51 GAA | SO: 0
S49 | IIHF | GP: 12 (6-6-0) | 0.914 SV% | 3.02 GAA | SO: 0
S50 | IIHF | GP: 12 (2-8-2) | 0.889 SV% | 3.62 GAA | SO: 0
S51 | IIHF | GP: 12 (3-7-2) | 0.893 SV% | 3.27 GAA | SO: 0
S52 | IIHF | GP: 12 (5-7-0) | 0.889 SV% | 4.13 GAA | SO: 1
---change from STHS to FHM6---
S53 | IIHF | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | 0.894 SV% | 4.18 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 69
S54 | IIHF | GP: 12 (4-5-3) | 0.914 SV% | 3.27 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 75   
S55 | IIHF | GP: 12 (2-8-2) | 0.894 SV% | 4.51 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 68 
S56 | IIHF | GP:   6 (2-3-1) | 0.922 SV% | 3.28 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 80 
S57 | IIHF | GP: 10 (4-5-0) | 0.911 SV% | 3.87 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 75 
S58 | IIHF | GP:   7 (2-5-0) | 0.900 SV% | 3.82 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 73 
S59 | IIHF | GP:   9 (4-4-1) | 0.932 SV% | 2.41 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 83 
S60 | IIHF | GP:   8 (5-3-0) | 0.941 SV% | 2.00 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 87 
S61 | IIHF | GP:   8 (6-1-1) | 0.909 SV% | 2.92 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 70 
S62 | IIHF | GP:   9 (5-2-2) | 0.901 SV% | 2.40 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 62 
S63 | IIHF | GP:   5 (0-4-0) | 0.875 SV% | 3.90 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 57 
S64 | IIHF | GP:   5 (3-1-1) | 0.915 SV% | 2.91 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 74 
S65 | IIHF | GP:   7 (7-0-0) | 0.888 SV% | 2.49 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 61 
S66 | IIHF | GP:   4 (2-1-1) | 0.880 SV% | 3.67 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 64 
S67 | IIHF | GP:   4 (3-1-0) | 0.896 SV% | 2.46 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 67 
S68 | IIHF | GP:   4 (4-0-0) | 0.930 SV% | 1.75 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 77 
S69 | IIHF | GP:   3 (2-1-0) | 0.876 SV% | 4.00 GAA | SO: 0| GR: 66  
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International Statistics Medal Round (with Team Finland):
S47 | IIHF | GP:   1 (0-0-0) | 0.889 SV% | 4.18 GAA | SO: 0  
S60 | IIHF | GP:   1 (0-1-0) | 0.941 SV% | 8.92 GAA | SO: 0  
S61 | IIHF | GP:   2 (1-0-1) | 0.910 SV% | 2.96 GAA | SO: 0  
S62 | IIHF | GP:   3 (3-0-0) | 0.974 SV% | 0.67 GAA | SO: 1  
S64 | IIHF | GP:   3 (3-0-0) | 0.962 SV% | 1.33 GAA | SO: 0  
S65 | IIHF | GP:   1 (0-1-0) | 0.852 SV% | 4.05 GAA | SO: 0  
S66 | IIHF | backup goalie in medal round (team won gold) 
S67 | IIHF | backup goalie in medal round (team won bronze) 
S68 | IIHF | backup goalie in medal round (team won silver) 
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Transactions:
S46: Drafted #41 overall by Lethbridge (SMJHL)
S46: Signed contract with Lethbridge: 1 year/$3M
S47: Drafted #28 overall by Toronto (SHL)
S47: Signed ELC with Toronto: 2 years/$7M
S49: Signed extension with Toronto: 2 years/$9M
S51: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$5M
S52: Signed extension with Toronto: 6 years/$36M
S58: Signed extension with Toronto: 3 years/$12M (HTD)
S61: Signed extension with Toronto: 2 years/$8M (HTD)
S63: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$4M (HTD)
S64: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$3M (HTD)
S65: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$3M (HTD)
S66: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$2M (HTD)
S67: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$2M (HTD)
S68: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$2M (HTD)
S69: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$1M (HTD)
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Awards/Achievements:

SMJHL
~~~
Lethbridge Lions:

Top Goalie Award (S48)
Monkey D. Luffy Award (Most Dedicated Player) (S48)

Newfoundland Berserkers:
Founding Member
Four Star Cup Winner (as Coach)(S55)

SHL
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Toronto North Stars:

Team Captain (S50-58, S62-69)
Team Alternate Captain (S59-61)
Mark Harter Award (Best Goalie) (S53-57)
Kristian Eriksson Award (Team MVP) (S53-56)
JJ Krever Award (Best Locker Room Presence) (S57)
Team Goalie Coach (since S71)
~~~
SHL All-Star (All-Rookie team): S49
3x SHL All-Star (1st team): S59, S63, S67
2x SHL All-Star (2nd team): S54, S62
SHL All-Star (3rd team): S51
SHL All-Star Game - Team East: S59, S63, S67
Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated Member) - Winner (S67)
2x Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated Member) - Nomination (S55, S62)
3x John McBride Trophy (Best Goalie) Winner (S59, S62, S63)
4x John McBride Trophy (Best Goalie) Nomination (S54, S58, S60, S67)
SHL Hall of Fame (class of 71) - first ballot
IIHF Hall of Fame (class of 75)
~~~
Goalie records:
League Record Holder in Shutouts (74) and in GP (1,006)
Former League Record Holder in Wins (479) until S72
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IIHF
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Team Finland:

Best Goalie (S60)
Bronze Medal (S61, S67)
Silver Medal (S68)
Gold Medal (S62, S64, S66)



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