im taking this out of context. thanks swoosh!

how dare you

Credit to Amidships, sulovilen, & enigmatic

Salami is a certified piece of meat

Credit to Amidships, sulovilen, & enigmatic

Get your questions in folks as the second episode of Blizzard Buzz goes live tonight!

Why should Inf1d3l (Infy) come back to the league?

Captain Obvious - LW - 283 TPE
Drafted 20th overall in the S80 SMJHL Draft



S77 - LiMu Emu - LD - Retired
Helped everyone customize and save




S71 - Bob Wehadababyitsaboy - LD - Retired
Selected First overall in the S70 SMJHL draft



S60 - Stan Din'desque - Center - Retired
First overall pick in S59 SMJHL Draft (Anaheim Outlaws)
First overall pick in S60 SHL Draft (Montreal Patriotes)
Traded to Quebec City from Anaheim after S60
Named Co-GM of the Montreal Patriots S61
Named GM of the Montreal Patriots S62-S63
Traded to the Winnipeg Aurora S64



S44 - Barret McCarthy - Defenseman - Retired
S43 Four Star Cup Champion (Vancouver Whalers)
S44 Quilha Agante Award winner for best SMJHL Defenseman
S46 Ryan Jesster Award winner for Rookie of the Year
S46 Rookie All-Star
S49 Scott Stevens Award nominee
S49 Aidan Richan Award nominee
S49 2nd Team All-Star
S50 Damian Littleton Award winner for Most Dedicated Member
S52 Challenge Cup Champion
S52 3rd Team All-Star
S53 Bojo Biscuit Award Winner
S55 3rd Team All-Star



Cloud McCarthy - Retired
Drafted 41st overall in the S35 SMJHL draft
Drafted 27th overall in the S36 SHL draft

got some snow here too, real exciting stuff

3 or 4 inches where I am, been a nice slow day at work because of it

Captain Obvious - LW - 283 TPE
Drafted 20th overall in the S80 SMJHL Draft



S77 - LiMu Emu - LD - Retired
Helped everyone customize and save




S71 - Bob Wehadababyitsaboy - LD - Retired
Selected First overall in the S70 SMJHL draft



S60 - Stan Din'desque - Center - Retired
First overall pick in S59 SMJHL Draft (Anaheim Outlaws)
First overall pick in S60 SHL Draft (Montreal Patriotes)
Traded to Quebec City from Anaheim after S60
Named Co-GM of the Montreal Patriots S61
Named GM of the Montreal Patriots S62-S63
Traded to the Winnipeg Aurora S64



S44 - Barret McCarthy - Defenseman - Retired
S43 Four Star Cup Champion (Vancouver Whalers)
S44 Quilha Agante Award winner for best SMJHL Defenseman
S46 Ryan Jesster Award winner for Rookie of the Year
S46 Rookie All-Star
S49 Scott Stevens Award nominee
S49 Aidan Richan Award nominee
S49 2nd Team All-Star
S50 Damian Littleton Award winner for Most Dedicated Member
S52 Challenge Cup Champion
S52 3rd Team All-Star
S53 Bojo Biscuit Award Winner
S55 3rd Team All-Star



Cloud McCarthy - Retired
Drafted 41st overall in the S35 SMJHL draft
Drafted 27th overall in the S36 SHL draft

life is expensive.

just signed up for a personal coach

USA! USA! USA!

Class S55

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Vancouver Whalers || 23S53 || VAN|| 0-0-0 || 20 PIM || 6 SOG || 14:45 TOIS54 || VAN|| 4-17-21 || 24 PIM ||76 SOG || 19:57 TOIS55 || VAN|| 4-15-19 || 24 PIM ||74 SOG || 20:54 TOIS56 || VAN|| 9-15-24 || 28 PIM ||144 SOG || 21:07 TOIS57 || VAN|| 15-29-44 || 18 PIM ||152 SOG || 23:05 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 23S58 || MIN || 3-13-16 || 16 PIM || 102 SOG || 19:05 TOIS59 || EDM || 6-17-23 || 32 PIM || 186 SOG || 19:33 TOIS60 || EDM || 8-20-28 || 24 PIM || 137 SOG || 20:32 TOIS61 || WPG || 6-12-18 || 20 PIM || 93 SOG || 20:33 TOIS62 || WPG || 6-9-15 || 32 PIM || 93 SOG || 23:11 TOIS63 || WPG || 6-17-23 || 30 PIM || 94 SOG || 21:14 TOIS64 || WPG || 10-17-27 || 4 PIM || 121 SOG || 18:01 TOIPlayer History:Drafted 3rd Round to BUF S56Traded to Minnesota with a second rounder for a first round pickSigned with EDM 4Mx3yrTraded to SEA, Traded to WPG S61Signed with WPG IA Contract

Reincarnated- Class S71

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Anchorage Armanda || 23S70 || ANC || 3-5-8 || 14 PIM || 36 SOG || 17 GP S71 || ANC || 20-39-59 || 60 PIM || 157 SOG || 22:20 TOIS72 || ANC || 15-30-45 || 30 PIM || 163 SOG || 22:46 TOIS73 || ANC || 17-36-53 || 42 PIM || 190 SOG || 21:51 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Philadelphia Forge || 23S74 || PHI || 11-21-32 || 24 PIM || 116 SOG || 16:50 TOIS75 || PHI || 6-24-30 || 44 PIM || 98 SOG || 17:23 TOI------------------------------------------------------------Player History:Drafted 2nd Round to PHI Pick 36

Also, season when?

Class S55

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Vancouver Whalers || 23S53 || VAN|| 0-0-0 || 20 PIM || 6 SOG || 14:45 TOIS54 || VAN|| 4-17-21 || 24 PIM ||76 SOG || 19:57 TOIS55 || VAN|| 4-15-19 || 24 PIM ||74 SOG || 20:54 TOIS56 || VAN|| 9-15-24 || 28 PIM ||144 SOG || 21:07 TOIS57 || VAN|| 15-29-44 || 18 PIM ||152 SOG || 23:05 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 23S58 || MIN || 3-13-16 || 16 PIM || 102 SOG || 19:05 TOIS59 || EDM || 6-17-23 || 32 PIM || 186 SOG || 19:33 TOIS60 || EDM || 8-20-28 || 24 PIM || 137 SOG || 20:32 TOIS61 || WPG || 6-12-18 || 20 PIM || 93 SOG || 20:33 TOIS62 || WPG || 6-9-15 || 32 PIM || 93 SOG || 23:11 TOIS63 || WPG || 6-17-23 || 30 PIM || 94 SOG || 21:14 TOIS64 || WPG || 10-17-27 || 4 PIM || 121 SOG || 18:01 TOIPlayer History:Drafted 3rd Round to BUF S56Traded to Minnesota with a second rounder for a first round pickSigned with EDM 4Mx3yrTraded to SEA, Traded to WPG S61Signed with WPG IA Contract

Reincarnated- Class S71

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Anchorage Armanda || 23S70 || ANC || 3-5-8 || 14 PIM || 36 SOG || 17 GP S71 || ANC || 20-39-59 || 60 PIM || 157 SOG || 22:20 TOIS72 || ANC || 15-30-45 || 30 PIM || 163 SOG || 22:46 TOIS73 || ANC || 17-36-53 || 42 PIM || 190 SOG || 21:51 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Philadelphia Forge || 23S74 || PHI || 11-21-32 || 24 PIM || 116 SOG || 16:50 TOIS75 || PHI || 6-24-30 || 44 PIM || 98 SOG || 17:23 TOI------------------------------------------------------------Player History:Drafted 2nd Round to PHI Pick 36

getting home from work and going AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH TAAAAAAAAAAAAASKSKSKSKSKSKSKS

"That way - no, no, a little to the left!"

"Oh, shit, not like that wait no -!!"

crash!!!

"Oh god Cake is gonna hit me again" :'0

Here you go @Popol enjoy your ping buddy <3

"That way - no, no, a little to the left!"

"Oh, shit, not like that wait no -!!"

crash!!!

"Oh god Cake is gonna hit me again" :'0

designing microservices sucks

Specifically over-engineering because we have to

Hmm

S77- | Cadmael Ixazaluoh | D

Birthplace: Zacapa, Guatemala

Height: 6'3" | Weight 240 lbs.

Number: 11

Team Affiliations:
SHL: Montreal Patriotes

SMJHL: Colorado Raptors
IIHF: Czechia

Ok then

S77- | Cadmael Ixazaluoh | D

Birthplace: Zacapa, Guatemala

Height: 6'3" | Weight 240 lbs.

Number: 11

Team Affiliations:
SHL: Montreal Patriotes

SMJHL: Colorado Raptors
IIHF: Czechia

Forgot to post here this week so far

Sig by @Evil_AllBran



Delver Fudgeson | D | NEW/BAL/TOR/HAM| Retired

Name: Delver Fudgeson
Birthplace: Canada
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 22
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Drafted 2nd round, 13th overall in S48 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 2nd round, 22nd overall in S49 SHL Entry Draft
------------------------------------------------------------
Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S48 | 50 GP | 8 G | 18 A | 26 P | -4 | 5 PPP | 24 PIM | 62 SB (STHS)
S49 | 50 GP | 15 G | 23 A | 38 P | +5 | 13 PPP | 26 PIM | 70 SB (STHS)
S50 | 50 GP | 4 G | 24 A | 28 P | -11 | 4 PPP | 25 PIM | 62 SB (STHS)
S51 | 50 GP | 12 G | 33 A | 45 P | +3 | 17 PPP | 16 PIM | 55 SB (STHS)
SHL Regular Season:
S52 | 50 GP | 1 G | 12 A | 13 P | +3 | 20 PIM | 43 SB (STHS)
S53 | 50 GP | 8 G | 11 A | 19 P | -11 | 14 PIM | 68 DGR
S54 | 50 GP | 6 G | 7 A | 13 P | -17 | 30 PIM | 60 DGR
S55 | 53 GP | 5 G | 11 A | 16 P | -31 | 22 PIM | 66 DGR
S56 | 50 GP | 11 G | 12 A | 23 P | -14 | 12 PIM | 79 DGR
S57 | 66 GP | 13 G | 24 A | 37 P | +7 | 8 PIM | 77 DGR
S58 | 66 GP | 10 G | 23 A | 33 P | +23 | 18 PIM | 72 DGR
S59 | 66 GP | 7 G | 24 A | 31 P | +7 | 22 PIM | 67 DGR
S60 | 66 GP | 4 G | 20 A | 24 P | +24 | 10 PIM | 70 DGR
S61 | 66 GP | 8 G | 22 A | 30 P | +35 | 10 PIM | 72 DGR
S62 | 66 GP | 9 G | 15 A | 24 P | +26 | 30 PIM | 72 DGR
S63 | 66 GP | 7 G | 22 A | 29 P | +21 | 18 PIM | 79 DGR
SHL Playoffs:
S58 | 19 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +2 | 2 PIM | 78 DGR
S60 | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 57 DGR
S61 | 19 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 P | +11 | 4 PIM | 75 DGR
S62 | 22 GP | 0 G | 6 A | 6 P | +1 | 0 PIM | 81 DGR
S63 | 25 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +3 | 0 PIM | 79 DGR
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S51 WJC Gold Medal
S61 Challenge Cup
S63 Challenge Cup

Tony Flow| RW | WKP| Retired

Name: Tony Flow
Birthplace: Canada
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 17
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Drafted 8th round, 46th overall in S24 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 3rd round, 31st overall in S25 SHL Entry Draft
------------------------------------------------------------
Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S25 | 50 GP | 12 G | 15 A | 27 P | +11 | 54 PIM | 29 HIT
S26 | 50 GP | 22 G | 30 A | 52 P | +14 | 67 PIM |73 HIT
S27 | 50 GP | 21 G | 29 A | 50 P | +20 | 55 PIM | 68 HIT
SHL Regular Season:
S28 | 50 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | -1 | 2 PIM | 7 HIT
S29 | 50 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -4 | 5 PIM | 4 HIT | 79 MP
S30 | 50 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 P | +16 | 4 PIM | 4 HIT
S31 | 50 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 P | +5 | 11 PIM | 13 HIT
S32 | 50 GP | 15 G | 11 A | 26 P | +0 | 0 PIM | 10 HIT
S33 | 50 GP | 7 G | 3 A | 10 P | +0 | 0 PIM | 24 HIT
S34 | 50 GP | 9 G | 8 A | 17 P | -11 | 7 PIM | 8 HIT
S35 | 50 GP | 12 G | 14 A | 26 P | +6 | 2 PIM | 13 HIT
S36 | 50 GP | 7 G | 11 A | 18 P | -4 | 2 PIM | 17 HIT
S37 | 50 GP | 15 G | 16 A | 31 P | -23 | 10 PIM | 50 HIT
S38 | 50 GP | 9 G | 12 A | 21 P | +0 | 6 PIM | 31 HIT
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S25 Four Star Cup
S26 Raymond Lindsay
S26 Ideen Fallah
S26 Jared Hansen