According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly….

"That way - no, no, a little to the left!"

"Oh, shit, not like that wait no -!!"

crash!!!

"Oh god Cake is gonna hit me again" :'0

Great start to the season for the kraken but it's a long season. A long ways to go.

Less great start for Chuck Stewart hahahaha. Team is like +19 in goals and he's even or maybe even -

Don’t stress! It’s a sim league!

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Retired |  RD  | Nathan Thomas  | S55 Career J stats: |  MET   197 GP | 24 G | 45 A | 69 PTS |  Career stats: |  SFP/PHI   660 GP | 102 G | 229 A | 331 PTS | 835 H | 1067 blk | 200 PIM 

C  | Cale Salad  | S68 | S68 |  4 Star Cup  

The rookies are looking to make an impact in Maine!

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Retired |  RD  | Nathan Thomas  | S55 Career J stats: |  MET   197 GP | 24 G | 45 A | 69 PTS |  Career stats: |  SFP/PHI   660 GP | 102 G | 229 A | 331 PTS | 835 H | 1067 blk | 200 PIM 

C  | Cale Salad  | S68 | S68 |  4 Star Cup  

Is it Friday yet?

[WIP]

The answer is always more coffee

[WIP]

In the club, straight up chirping it

And by it, I mean my chirps

Sup!

Ethan Cross || 'Two-Way' Center || San Diego Tidal || Canada Black || Total TPE: 565 || Banked TPE: 140 || Applied TPE: 425  Name: Ethan Cross Birthplace: Toronto, Canada Height: 5'11'' Weight: 200 lbs Number: 87 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season: S81 | 50 GP | 27 G | 44 A | 71 P | +11 | 44 PIM | 161 S | 25 BLK | 45 H | 72 GR | 72 OGR | 70 DGR S80 | 66 GP | 24 G | 25 A | 49 P | -8 | 27 PIM | 172 S | 43 BLK | 101 H | 67 GR | 69 OGR | 61 DGR S79 | 66 GP | 4 G | 22 A | 26 P | -40 | 45 PIM | 77 S | 23 BLK | 83 H | 63 GR | 58 OGR | 66 DGR SMJHL Playoffs: S80 | 12 GP |  4 G | 6 A | 10 P | +0 | 2 PIM | 33 S | 8 BLK | 19 H | 71 GR | 76 OGR | 59 DGR S79 | 7 GP |  5 G | 4 A | 9 P | +4 | 11 PIM | 7 S | 0 BLK | 15 H | 64 GR | 62 OGR | 64 DGR WJC Regular Season:  S80 | 12 G | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | +8 | 8 PIM | 13 S | 5 BLK | 15 H | 61 GR | 55 OGR | 68 DGR  S79 | 12 G | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | +5 | 4 PIM | 10 S | 3 BLK | 7 H | 59 GR | 51 OGR | 67 DGR WJC Playoffs:  S80 | 3 G | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -2 | 0 PIM | 5 S | 2 BLK | 0 H | 56 GR | 56 OGR | 55 DGR

Not a bad start for Pane, 5 points in 4 games.

Luca Pane (Pa-nEh) || #20 || RW || 2048 TPE Peak ||  S68 - S68 SMJHL 11th Overall - St Louis Scarecrows Birthplace: Milan, Italy Height: 5'-11" Weight: 178 lbs Shoots: Right ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jean-Locke Zidane || #8 || D || 1393 TPE Peak || Retired || S57 - S68 S57 SMJHL 1st Overall - St Louis Scarecrows S58 Traded to Anchorage Armada At Start of Season S58 SHL 36th Overall - New Orleans Specters Birthplace: Amiens, France Height: 6'-4" Weight: 227lbs Shoots: Left ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case S58 SMJHL Alexis Metzler Nom ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Nicholas Williams || #73 || LW / C || 1839 TPE Peak || Retired  ||  S42 - S57 S42 SMJHL 41st Overall Pick - St. Louis Scarecrows S43 SHL 22nd Overall Pick - Winnipeg Jets Birthplace: Detroit, MI, USA Height: 6'-2" Weight: 207lbs Shoots: Right ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Personal Milestones First Career SMJHL Goal: S42 Game # 3 (First SMJHL Game) First Career SMJHL Hat-Trick: S42 Game # 145 Named Co-GM of Team USA S42 WJC Named to Team USA WJC Roster S42 Won Gold S42 WJC Team USA as Co-GM and Player Named Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows S43 S43 Led SMJHL Left Wingers in Scoring S43 Led Scarecrows in Scoring Named Co-GM of Team USA S43 WJC Named Captain of Team USA S43 WJC Won Silver with Team USA S43 WJC S44 Four Star Cup Champion STL S44 Challenge Cup Champion WIN First Career SHL Goal: S44 Playoffs Finals Game #6 (First SHL Game) S46 Signed as a Free Agent to New Orleans S50 Won Gold With USA S51 Won Gold With USA S54 Challenge Cup NOLA ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case S43 Ronan O’Keefe Trophy (SMJHL) S43 Brandon Holmes Trophy (SMJHL) S43 Raymond Lindsay Trophy (SMJHL / shared) S44 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (SMJHL) S44 Brodie Witzel Trophy (SMJHL) S44 Challenge Cup - Winnipeg S46 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans S51 Presidents' Trophy - New Orleans S51 Ron Mexico Nom S54 Anton Razov Nom S54 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans S54 Challenge Cup - New Orleans S55 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans Team Awards S42 Marian Potoczny Award - Best Two Way Forward (STL) S43 Kanye Summers Award - Reg Season MVP (STL) S43 Bradley Wiggles Award - Best Forward (STL) S43 Jarkko Kallestrom Award - Playoff MVP (STL) S44 Bradley Wiggles Award - Best Forward (STL) S44 Michael Haan Award - Most Dedicated (STL) S44 Kanye Summers Award - Reg Season MVP (STL) S48 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA) S49 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA) S50 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA) S57 Retired
RIP Dangel #AD26  |  RIP TDZ

Hale is so close to his 1000 career points!

Luca Pane (Pa-nEh) || #20 || RW || 2048 TPE Peak ||  S68 - S68 SMJHL 11th Overall - St Louis Scarecrows Birthplace: Milan, Italy Height: 5'-11" Weight: 178 lbs Shoots: Right ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jean-Locke Zidane || #8 || D || 1393 TPE Peak || Retired || S57 - S68 S57 SMJHL 1st Overall - St Louis Scarecrows S58 Traded to Anchorage Armada At Start of Season S58 SHL 36th Overall - New Orleans Specters Birthplace: Amiens, France Height: 6'-4" Weight: 227lbs Shoots: Left ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case S58 SMJHL Alexis Metzler Nom ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Nicholas Williams || #73 || LW / C || 1839 TPE Peak || Retired  ||  S42 - S57 S42 SMJHL 41st Overall Pick - St. Louis Scarecrows S43 SHL 22nd Overall Pick - Winnipeg Jets Birthplace: Detroit, MI, USA Height: 6'-2" Weight: 207lbs Shoots: Right ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Personal Milestones First Career SMJHL Goal: S42 Game # 3 (First SMJHL Game) First Career SMJHL Hat-Trick: S42 Game # 145 Named Co-GM of Team USA S42 WJC Named to Team USA WJC Roster S42 Won Gold S42 WJC Team USA as Co-GM and Player Named Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows S43 S43 Led SMJHL Left Wingers in Scoring S43 Led Scarecrows in Scoring Named Co-GM of Team USA S43 WJC Named Captain of Team USA S43 WJC Won Silver with Team USA S43 WJC S44 Four Star Cup Champion STL S44 Challenge Cup Champion WIN First Career SHL Goal: S44 Playoffs Finals Game #6 (First SHL Game) S46 Signed as a Free Agent to New Orleans S50 Won Gold With USA S51 Won Gold With USA S54 Challenge Cup NOLA ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case S43 Ronan O’Keefe Trophy (SMJHL) S43 Brandon Holmes Trophy (SMJHL) S43 Raymond Lindsay Trophy (SMJHL / shared) S44 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (SMJHL) S44 Brodie Witzel Trophy (SMJHL) S44 Challenge Cup - Winnipeg S46 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans S51 Presidents' Trophy - New Orleans S51 Ron Mexico Nom S54 Anton Razov Nom S54 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans S54 Challenge Cup - New Orleans S55 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans Team Awards S42 Marian Potoczny Award - Best Two Way Forward (STL) S43 Kanye Summers Award - Reg Season MVP (STL) S43 Bradley Wiggles Award - Best Forward (STL) S43 Jarkko Kallestrom Award - Playoff MVP (STL) S44 Bradley Wiggles Award - Best Forward (STL) S44 Michael Haan Award - Most Dedicated (STL) S44 Kanye Summers Award - Reg Season MVP (STL) S48 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA) S49 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA) S50 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA) S57 Retired
RIP Dangel #AD26  |  RIP TDZ

amazing updates from Luke and the Dev team on the card site, check it out if you havent already!

Squidwardo Tentacles | Seattle Argonauts | Captain | 1712 TPE Birthplace: Riga, Latvia Position: Left Wing Number: 81] Current Team: Seattle Argonauts ----------------------------------------------- SHL Career: Seattle Argonauts: Regular Season | 264 GP | 77 G | 167 A | 244 P | -84 | 149 PIM | 426 H Playoffs | 9 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | -8 | 10 PIM | 14 H ----------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career: Yukon Malamutes: Regular Season | 264 GP | 77 G | 167 A | 247 P | +34 | 212 PIM | 664 H Playoffs | 36 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | -9 | 12 PIM | 91 H ----------------------------------------------- Career Highlights: S79 Silver Medal IIHF S74 Bronze Medal WJC S74 SMJHL All-Star S76 SMJHL All-Star 5th All Time in Points for Yukon 5th All Time in Assists for Yukon 1st All Time in Penalty Minutes for Yukon 3rd All Time in Hits for Yukon ----------------------------------------------- Team Awards: S73-S76 Dynamite Award - Led Team in Hits S74+76 Swing Dog Award - Led Team in Assists S75+76 Prospector Award - Led Team in PIMs S76 Team Dog Award - Most Outstanding Forward  S76 Gold Rush Award - Led Team in Points ----------------------------------------------- Transactions: SMJHL Draft - 22nd OVR to Yukon SHL Draft - 7th OVR to Seattle

and a couple card makers pumping out a ton of new cards recently :eyes:

Squidwardo Tentacles | Seattle Argonauts | Captain | 1712 TPE Birthplace: Riga, Latvia Position: Left Wing Number: 81] Current Team: Seattle Argonauts ----------------------------------------------- SHL Career: Seattle Argonauts: Regular Season | 264 GP | 77 G | 167 A | 244 P | -84 | 149 PIM | 426 H Playoffs | 9 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | -8 | 10 PIM | 14 H ----------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career: Yukon Malamutes: Regular Season | 264 GP | 77 G | 167 A | 247 P | +34 | 212 PIM | 664 H Playoffs | 36 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | -9 | 12 PIM | 91 H ----------------------------------------------- Career Highlights: S79 Silver Medal IIHF S74 Bronze Medal WJC S74 SMJHL All-Star S76 SMJHL All-Star 5th All Time in Points for Yukon 5th All Time in Assists for Yukon 1st All Time in Penalty Minutes for Yukon 3rd All Time in Hits for Yukon ----------------------------------------------- Team Awards: S73-S76 Dynamite Award - Led Team in Hits S74+76 Swing Dog Award - Led Team in Assists S75+76 Prospector Award - Led Team in PIMs S76 Team Dog Award - Most Outstanding Forward  S76 Gold Rush Award - Led Team in Points ----------------------------------------------- Transactions: SMJHL Draft - 22nd OVR to Yukon SHL Draft - 7th OVR to Seattle

A long December and there's reason to believe maybe this chirp will be better than the last.