INTRODUCING SHL Wrestling - Week One!!!!!
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MrPrime
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12-23-2024, 07:56 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-26-2024, 05:58 AM by MrPrime. Edited 6 times in total.)
We have a few wrestling fans in the league (HOLLA AT YO BOY, PLAYAS!!), myself included by the looks of the renders some of us are using. So I decided why not make things interesting? I went through all of the players that are using a wrestler down to Season 71 and each week I will make a tally of their performances in terms of goals and assists. There will be two titles on the line;
The SHL World Championship is given to the points scoring leader and will change hands only if a lead change takes place. The SHL North American Championship will be awarded to the points-scoring leader on a weekly basis. Thus, while the World Championship will compile the stats through the season, the North American title will reset every week. Here are the warriors that will contend for the titles! S81 - Joe Primeau (RW - SMJHL Vancouver) - Joe Hendry @MrPrime S81 - Claude L'Castor (G - SMJHL Nevada) - Kevin Owens @Beavie S80 - Drew McIntyre (C - SMJHL Nevada) - Drew McIntyre @KenitohMenara S79 - Darrin Turner-Yell (LW - SMJHL Detroit) - Jey Uso - YEET! @OilKing S79 - Darby Reznor (LW - SMJHL Maine) - Darby Allen @WildfireMicro S77 - Rock Solid (SHL) - The Rock (Inactive) S76 - Scape Goat (SHL) - Jack Perry (Inactive) S75 - Bean Beanman Jr (SHL) - Randy Savage (Inactive) S75 - Andrade Lasomba (Left Wing - SHL Minnesota) - Andrade @Akoustique S74 - John Peanut (Left Defense - SHL Montreal ) - John Cena with Peanut Body @Chevy S73 - Kenny Omega (Left Wing SHL New England) - Kenny Omega @RaidTheArcade S73 - Xavier Beausoleil (Right Wing - SHL Montreal) - Sami Zayn @Takk806 S71 - Mercedes Bayle ( Left Wing - SHL San Francisco ) - Merecedes Moné @Bayley In the interest of fairness I didn't include the Inactive players, and to give Claude a fighting chance I will count his wins and losses together + 5 points in order to make things interesting. Also, because Kevin Owens is right, fight me. AND NOW! I have but one question to ask: ARE... YOU... READY? Here is the tally of points for Week One! Mercedes Bailé / Mercedes Moné - 32 Points Reznor / Allen - 31 Points* McIntyre / McIntyre - 31 Points* L'Castor / Owens - 14 Points Beausoleil / Zayn - 13 Points* Primeau / Hendry - 13 Points* Turner-Yell / Uso - 11 Points Lasombra / Andrade - 9 Points Peanut/Cena - 6 Points *The number of goals will settle a tie, if there are an equal number of goals then assists will settle it. If not, then the plus/minus, then the penalty minutes. Reznor - 15 Goals McIntyre - 10 Goals Primeau - 3 Goals - 10 Assists - Plus/Minus -4 Beausoleil - 3 Goals - 10 Assists - Plus/Minus -2 Therefore, the winner of week one AND THE INAUGURAL SHL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP - MERCEDES BAILÉ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Due to a tie, it was decided that the INAUGURAL SHL NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION WOULD BE - DARBYYYY REZZZZNOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!! MY APOLOGIES TO DREW MCINTYRE!!! Seems like my lack of sleep today has screwed him over! Am I to become his CM Punk? Uh Oh. Here is another twist! I decided I would award a Championship to the top scorer of both the SMJHL and the SHL! Both titles, like the North American Championship, will have their points tally reset on a weekly basis. THEREFORE IT IS OFFICIAL The INAUGURAL SMJHL FOUR STAR CHAMPION IS - DARRRRBYYYYYYYY REZZZZZZZNOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Darby2Belts AND AS A RESULT, THE INAUGURAL SHL CHALLENGE CHAMPION IS NONE OTHER... THAN XAVIEEEEEEER BEAUSOLEIIIIIIIIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There you have it folks! Week One of what should be an exciting and fun season of wrestling action! Tune In Next Week! AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LIIIINE! BECAUSE I SAID SO! Say his name and he appears!
Believe In the Whalers! Believe In the Team Canada Red Believe In the the Specters Believe In Joe Primeau!
Beavie
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spidey
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Love it.
Reminds me of the old SHL fight club back in the day. Sig by Lazyeye
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MrPrime
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I won't lie - I haven't went to bed last night, and so I missed a player.
Thank you @Seany148 I will be updating the standings because this has a CEO Impact on the whole thing!! Say his name and he appears!
Believe In the Whalers! Believe In the Team Canada Red Believe In the the Specters Believe In Joe Primeau!
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