"You can't prove anything! I wasn't anywhere near the tree. I didn't see anything happen. It just fell by itself. I was so scared a let out an awoooo of fears."
-Nike's dog, allegedly.

M'Baku Olubori || #81 || RW

Drafted 4th overall in S64 SMJHL Draft by Regina

Drafted 95th overall in S65 SHL Draft by Baltimore

Won S68 Ryan Jesster Trophy (Rookie of the Year)

Cassius Darrow || #81 || RD
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SMJHL Stats:
S44 - S46 || COL  || GP: 150 || G: 15 || A: 85 || P: 100 || +/-: +1 || SB: 195
S47 - S55 || BUF  || GP: X || G: X || A: X || P: X || +/-: X || SB: X
S56 - S63 || SEA  || GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || +/-: 0 || SB: 0
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Drafted 8th overall in S44 SMJHL Draft to Colorado
Co-Winner of S44 Zach Miller Trophy
Drafted 4th overall in S45 SHL Draft to Buffalo
Named S45 & S46 Captain of the Colorado Raptors
3-time Challenge Cup Champion (S46, S48, S55)
Named Assistant Captain of Buffalo Stampede S53-S55
Drafted 1st overall S56 Expansion Draft by Seattle
Named Captain of the Seattle Argonauts in S56
Bojo Biscuit Winner S57, S58

Baltimore Platoon GM || S64 - present

SHL Executioner || S62 - S65
SHL Awards Committee || S57 - S66
SHL Historian Committee || S53 - S64
SHL Head Office || S60 - S61
SMJHL Awards Head || S48 - S57
Colorado Raptors GM || S48 - S53
Colorado Raptors Co-GM || S47
Team Germany Federation Head || S44 - S46
SMJHL HO Member - S45-S46
SMJHL Head Office Intern - S44 

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Thank you karey, OrbitingDeath Ragnar, and sköldpaddor for sigs! 

Surely Nike's dog was unable to find the culprit and is now standing watch to make sure they don't return to the scene of the crime.

Squidwardo Tentacles | Seattle Argonauts | Captain | 1547 TPE

Birthplace: Riga, Latvia

Position: Left Wing

Number: 81]

Current Team: Seattle Argonauts

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SHL Career:

Seattle Argonauts:

Regular Season | 198 GP | 52 G | 120 A | 172 P | -95 | 107 PIM | 329 H
Playoffs | 9 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | -8 | 10 PIM | 14 H

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SMJHL Career:

Yukon Malamutes:

Regular Season | 264 GP | 96 G | 151 A | 247 P | +34 | 212 PIM | 664 H

Playoffs | 36 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | -9 | 12 PIM | 91 H

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Career Highlights:

S74 Bronze Medal WJC

S74 SMJHL All-Star

S76 SMJHL All-Star

5th All Time in Points for Yukon

5th All Time in Assists for Yukon

1st All Time in Penalty Minutes for Yukon

3rd All Time in Hits for Yukon

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Team Awards:

S73-S76 Dynamite Award - Led Team in Hits

S74+76 Swing Dog Award - Led Team in Assists

S75+76 Prospector Award - Led Team in PIMs
S76 Team Dog Award - Most Outstanding Forward 

S76 Gold Rush Award - Led Team in Points

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Transactions:

SMJHL Draft - 22nd OVR to Yukon

SHL Draft - 7th OVR to Seattle

Just keeping a close eye on those Christmas balls. Never know when they might fall from the tree. He’s just a good boy doing his good boy job.

It's pretty obvious he just a good boy and reporting to you what had happen while you were gone from the house right?

Perhaps the intruder was merely trying to climb up the tree and it is all just one big misunderstanding. Truly you should be saying good dog!

Just a family enjoying Christmas

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Damn, they all have matchin christmas pyjamas, that's cute. Also that is a lot of kids to buy presents for. Better pray that everyone is happy with what they got from Santa!

Gino Fortezza | G | #33 | Kelowna Knights | Buffalo Stampede | S77 - |

Career Highlights



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S77 Drafted 33rd OA by KEL
S77 WJC Gold Medal (UCORCAL)
S78 Drafted 13th OA by BUF to the SHL

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Dominik Froste | LW | #39 | Nevada Battleborn | Minnesota Monarchs | S65 - S77 =RETIRED= |

Career Highlights



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S65 Drafted 22nd OA by NBB to the SMJHL

S65 RotY (SMJHL) Finalist

S66 Drafted 11th OA by MIN to the SHL

S66 Undefeated Four Star Cup Winner

S66 WJC Gold Medal (DACH)

S67 WJC Gold Medal (DACH)

S68 All time Assist leader (for single seasons) in the SMJHL - 63 A 

S68 WJC Gold Medal (DACH)

S68 WJC Best Forward and MVP nominee (DACH)

S70 IIHF Gold Medal (GER)

S72 IIHF Gold Medal (GER)

S77 Retirement

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Matching pajamas can’t be a comfortable feeling. It must be weird to be in a Christmas cult with your family. End matching pjs. The end.

Why is everyone hating on matching pajamas? Is it ridiculous? Yes, yes it is. Does it make Mom happy? Absolutely. Happy wife happy life as they say.

Luca Pane (Pa-nEh) || #20 || RW || 2048 TPE Peak ||  S68 -
S68 SMJHL 11th Overall - St Louis Scarecrows
Birthplace: Milan, Italy
Height: 5'-11"
Weight: 178 lbs
Shoots: Right
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Jean-Locke Zidane || #8 || D || 1393 TPE Peak || Retired || S57 - S68
S57 SMJHL 1st Overall - St Louis Scarecrows
S58 Traded to Anchorage Armada At Start of Season
S58 SHL 36th Overall - New Orleans Specters
Birthplace: Amiens, France
Height: 6'-4"
Weight: 227lbs
Shoots: Left
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S58 SMJHL Alexis Metzler Nom

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Nicholas Williams || #73 || LW / C || 1839 TPE Peak || Retired  ||  S42 - S57
S42 SMJHL 41st Overall Pick - St. Louis Scarecrows
S43 SHL 22nd Overall Pick - Winnipeg Jets
Birthplace: Detroit, MI, USA
Height: 6'-2"
Weight: 207lbs
Shoots: Right
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Personal Milestones
First Career SMJHL Goal: S42 Game # 3 (First SMJHL Game)
First Career SMJHL Hat-Trick: S42 Game # 145
Named Co-GM of Team USA S42 WJC
Named to Team USA WJC Roster S42
Won Gold S42 WJC Team USA as Co-GM and Player
Named Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows S43
S43 Led SMJHL Left Wingers in Scoring
S43 Led Scarecrows in Scoring
Named Co-GM of Team USA S43 WJC
Named Captain of Team USA S43 WJC
Won Silver with Team USA S43 WJC
S44 Four Star Cup Champion STL
S44 Challenge Cup Champion WIN
First Career SHL Goal: S44 Playoffs Finals Game #6 (First SHL Game)
S46 Signed as a Free Agent to New Orleans
S50 Won Gold With USA
S51 Won Gold With USA
S54 Challenge Cup NOLA

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Trophy Case


S43 Ronan O’Keefe Trophy (SMJHL)
S43 Brandon Holmes Trophy (SMJHL)
S43 Raymond Lindsay Trophy (SMJHL / shared)
S44 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (SMJHL)
S44 Brodie Witzel Trophy (SMJHL)
S44 Challenge Cup - Winnipeg
S46 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans
S51 Presidents' Trophy - New Orleans
S51 Ron Mexico Nom
S54 Anton Razov Nom
S54 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans
S54 Challenge Cup - New Orleans
S55 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans

Team Awards

S42 Marian Potoczny Award - Best Two Way Forward (STL)
S43 Kanye Summers Award - Reg Season MVP (STL)
S43 Bradley Wiggles Award - Best Forward (STL)
S43 Jarkko Kallestrom Award - Playoff MVP (STL)
S44 Bradley Wiggles Award - Best Forward (STL)
S44 Michael Haan Award - Most Dedicated (STL)
S44 Kanye Summers Award - Reg Season MVP (STL)
S48 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA)

S49 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA)
S50 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA)
S57 Retired



RIP Dangel #AD26  |  RIP TDZ

Happy wife or wifey is what life is all about. Nothing better than getting some coffee to bed after you have accomplished something as a significant other of someone elses

Nike's dog would never knock over the Christmas tree - they're such a good pet, who happened to fall asleep on the job when the real perpetrator committed the crime. Nike should give them some treats to help fuel them through the hunt for who really did it!

Kristian Seppanen | | RD | | Malamutes | | Inferno Name: Kristian Seppanen Birthplace: Finland Height: 6'3"Weight: 237 Number: 13] Current Team: YukonYukon Captain S74-Present----------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats: 211 GP | 14 G | 97 A | 111 P | -12 | 299 H | 581 SB | 35 GA | 209 TASMJHL Post Season Stats: 43 GP | 2 G | 28 A | 30 P | +15 | 34 H | 124 SB | 8 GA | 51 TASHL Regular Season Stats: SHL Post Season Stats:  ----------------------------------------------- Transactions:Drafted 11 OA by the Yukon Malamutes in the S72 SMJHL Entry DraftDrafted 14 OA by the Atlanta Inferno in the S73 SHL Entry Draft----------------------------------------------- Awards:S73 SMJHL All-Star Team Awards: S73 Wheel Dog Award - Best DEF S74 Wheel Dog Award - Best DEF S73 Growler Award - 179 SB  S74 Growler Award - 178 SB  S74 Lead Dog Award - Team Leader 

I agree. Here's some treats for Nike's dog

Spaceman Spiff | #19 | Left Wing | Ottawa Highlanders

~~~ Career Highlights ~~~

Drafted 11th OA by OTT in S77 SMJHL Entry Draft

Drafted 4th OA overall by EDM in S78 SHL Entry Draft

S78: Named Alternate Captain of Ottawa Highlanders

S78: WJC Bronze Medal - Team Canada Black

S79-80: Named Captain of Ottawa Highlanders

S79: SMJHL All Star

~~~ SMJHL Statistics ~~~

Regular Season | GP: 198 |G: 76 | A: 90 | P: 166 | +15 | 717 Shots | 280 Hits

Playoffs| GP: 37 |G: 14 | A: 14 | P: 28 | +6 | 101 Shots | 45 hits

Treats for a dog? Those look like the treats my mom used to feed us when her special friend was about to pick her up and we had to hide in the closet.

Damn, those are for dogs? They look like some kind of cinnamon treat I'd eat. They look soft but I assume they are rather hard. You should try putting those on a plate and see if someone goes for it as a snack some day.

One of my favorite snacks on the holidays are a nice simple spread of cheese, dried meats, and crackers. You can't go wrong with that.

RIP Dangel. See you on the other side, brother

The treats are bone shaped, so of course it means only a dog can have them. I agree that for humans we should have other treats like chocolate. Christmas is essentially Halloween two with all the treats around