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***JKortesi81*** · 12-27-2024, 12:57 PM

As the New Orleans Specters went into overtime, Scar Bealey thought to himself “Damn, it’d be pretty cool to score the game winning goal on Christmas!”. While Scar doesn’t care too much about personal accolades, he DOES like silly things like “scored the Christmas winner” being on his resume. Sure, they don’t matter in the big scheme of things, but he likes what he likes. And Scar would get his chance, as he was out on the ice during OT. Did the Specters win the game? Yes. Did Scar score the winning goal? No. Did he win the game for his team anyway? You be the judge. New Orleans was stuck in their own defensive zone as the other team made a brilliant passing play where they had a one timer on an open net as Bernard Lodge was out of position. Scar saw the play develop however, and left his man to skate across the ice. As the one timer was fired, Scar slid across the ice to block the shot. And he did! The shot ricocheted off of his shin pads, saving the would be goal, but that’s not all. The puck ended up going straight to the stick of Walt “Clyde” Frazier who ended up with a breakaway and he scored! It was a hell of a way to win the game. Scar might not have scored the game winner, but he won the game for his team anyway. And that was good enough for him. (249)

***hhh81*** · 12-27-2024, 03:21 PM

Prompt 1

On this day like no other, the crowd full of mirth
As the fans slowly boil, dreaming of a playoff berth
The enemy was cocky, the team talking their shit
When M’Baku Olubori skated through the defenseman that had split
Their gaffe was glaring, the way clear and bright
As Baku the Gorilla King had a goal in his sight
The goalie went low, the puck went high
The goal horn ROARED, every single guy
As the goalie collapsed, only able to sigh
The tie broken, the home crowd rapt
In the celebration, Baku’s helmet he did tap
As the puck was dropped, the faceoff was clean
The opposition’s team growled low and mean
I won’t make you suffer, we’ll move forward tonight
And speak of the Platoon’s rapture, glowing bright
Now go on Erik and Peter and Philip the Fry
Cheer Bryzi and Liebolds and Inge, the shy
Now pull on your navy and all your maroon
To all happy holidays, and go Platoon!

*slothfacekilla* · 12-27-2024, 04:18 PM

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Graphic Option 2: Create an image of your player partying with a teammate at the Christmas party.

***ThisSeemsFishy*** · 12-27-2024, 06:33 PM

Near the end of the Finals, Jussi looked at the score.
And was sad to find out it was even at four.
He rallied the team, and they gave such a yell
“Come on you guys! Let’s all give ‘em hell!”
The team did stir and played with great speed.
Searching for a goal that the truly did need.
The players moved quick, the puck did move quicker.
The ice began to feel a bit slicker.
Jussi bobbled the puck and fell to the ground,
Just as the opposing players came around.
They raced up the ice, it was a 3 on one!
But Song Ju-Gong is second to none.
He got in position and and kicked out the puck.
The opponents all cursed, blaming their luck.
As time winded down, to end regulation.
Jussi realized he had to give inspiration.
He gave a big speech, he challenged the team
Xavier B let out a big scream
“He’s right you know! We must not give up!”
Emil and Deth Klaw mimed hoisting the cup.
They knew what to do, they had a great plan!
A knock at the door, it was a young fan.
He came for a meet. He had won a prize.
He looked at the team with tears in his eyes.
“I have been a fan, for all of my time.
To come to this game, I spent my last dime.
All I ask, is that you can win.
So that I can go on home with a grin.”
The team had a plan, they had motivation.
Bellona reminded them to be patient.
They took the ice, for a quick sudden death.
The entire crowd was holding their breath.
The puck was dropped and the game was back on.
When just like a flash, the Pats team was gone!
They skated with speed and dazzled the crowd.
The coach of the team was never this proud.
They passed the puck and found Swedish Chef.
He unleashed a shot that just missed the net!
Slurpe picked up the puck and dished it out front.
And from a big hit, he took all the brunt.
But the puck wound up with Jamie Fraser.
Who always looks dapper and wears a nice blazer.
This poem is rough, so I’ll save you your pains.
The winning goal was scored by Rodrigo Banes.
The team celebrated, the whooped and they cheered.
For the opponents however, this is what they feared.
The Patriotes were champs, they let out a scream.
And that’s when Jussi awoke from his dream.

*AuggieO* · 12-27-2024, 08:37 PM

Written Option 2:

No No Jo will step up to the plate
No No Jo will plan the party
He will work very hard
He will make sure that no one thinks it is farty

Beck will play all the games
He thinks he won them all
But what he does not remember
Is that everyone saw him fall

Food and drink are aplenty
And they partied all night
Until the all the plates
and all the cups, were empty

The teammates got a little crazy
They sure love to bond
But it got a little out of hand
And one of them turned into a vagabond

They all had high confidence
That they would have dominance
But giving into too much indulgence
Can lead to incontinence

The end of the gathering
Was a game of darts
You don't want to hear
Who left without their parts

Now WIN has banned gatherings
At least without chaperones
And when they announced that
All we heard was groans

***Aleris*** · 12-27-2024, 09:12 PM

Kiwi probably blows the Christmas Game against the San Diego Tidal if were being real. But NBB doesn't actually play a game on Christmas this season. Which is cool. Cause Christmas Day games are dumb and shouldn't be a thing. Its a time for family and food and NOT having the TV on. But enough ranting about the commercialization of EVERYTHING.

Tied 4-4 Kiwi takes a 10 minute misconduct. And now has to watch her team lose from the locker room. She's pissed cause it's probably a reputation call. Shoulder to a lowered head. Open ice clean it. But because Snugglemuffin jumped her so she had to fight her own damn cat (which is a man eating alien flerken thing apparently idk ask @SchwarzNarr ) so now she's int he locker room very mad and of course in some miracle last second off the post shot, Claude barely gets beat. But they were on the PK so its all Kiwi's fault. She ruins everything. Just like Kevin in Home Alone

***LeakyCink*** · 12-27-2024, 10:42 PM

Twas the game before Christmas, and the Mutes were in luck, with the game on the line, the puck would find Chuck. With his mouth full of lumber, and his head full of hair, he flew down the wing as the other team stared. From their bench they just watched as with speed he did soar, knowing the game would be lost if it turned out he scored. Their teeth they did gnash, and their chirps they were jawing, but ol Chuck did not care, for a Christmas beer was calling. He dipped and he dodged and he zigged and he zagged, the color commentator said "this guys in his bag." 'Cross blue line, then red line, then blue line he'd go, an array of lost defenders in his wake he did tow. Alas with a drag and a flick of his wrist, he'd fire the puck at the crossbar real quick. The tendie moved fast and the tendie moved swift, but before they all knew it the tendie said "shit." The goal had been scored, the mutes had just won, they won 5-4 and Chuck's job here was done.

amjohnson636 · 12-27-2024, 10:47 PM

Written option two:

This year Chopper was put in charge of preparing the desserts for the wonderful Pats this Christmas. While the team was busy preparing the actual party and setting up all necessary transportation, for the delicious treats it was Chopper in the kitchen putting the hooves to work. His goal was to create over 1000 Christmas cookies all in a variety of shapes and sizes. With help from his dear friend and cooking expert Sanji he was able to make some of the most delicious sweets the Pats have ever tasted. He worked tirelessly rolling out the dough and using over 60 cookie cutters in order to shape the soon to be sweet treats. He eventually grew tired but after eating some cotton candy the reindeer was back in action and ready to finish the job. When the party rolled around the team was in high spirits as the food and event was a hit! Chopper called it quits early on to catch some much deserved rest after all that baking. (170)

Nictox · 12-28-2024, 12:26 AM

Option 2

Another year, another Holiday party to plan! Luca thrives when it comes to setting up parties and hosting just comes natural to him. The food will be Italian of course. Cicchetti and focaccia will be on every surface around, while homemade pizzas and lasagnas are cooked by Chef Pane. The night will include lots of wine and modified drinking games, as we cannot be too hungover for the gym the next morning. We will sing all the songs that have nothing to do with Christmas or any other Holiday loudly and proudly! Of course significant others are invited as well! We even set up a table for all of them to sit at and become closer! The only thing that was not planned was when some Alumni showed up and tried to take over the party! Nic Williams, Aleister Cain, and DeMaricus Smyth all showed up out of nowhere looking like they came from a Phish concert and needed a place to crash. All in all, it was good night for all and the memories will remain with Luca forever.
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RIP Dangel #AD26 | RIP TDZ

***lore*** · 12-28-2024, 02:52 AM

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Why does poor Viktor keep being handed tasks that he has no interest partaking in? No interest because he's a boring little guy, probably. But if the team wants to make the silly decision to put the most boring player on the team in charge then they get to suffer through it. He does at least know that everyone doing their own thing in the same room won't fly, so...board games it is! Inevitably, everyone will stop playing said board games and just talk with each other, but that'll be totally fine as long as Viktor can sneak out without anyone noticing. Food-wise, he's going to go with fancy hors d'oeuvres (who is paying for all of this by the way?) and an open bar. Nothing particularly unique, but if he can get away with it, Viktor is also going to arrange for poutines to be flown in directly from his favourite haunt in Quebec City. If anything wild happens at the party, Viktor will already have been long gone. But if anyone passes up on poutine, he's going to have big stank face and he won't bother hiding it.

Popol · 12-28-2024, 06:55 AM

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My player Louis Belanger doesn't need to be the hero as long as we get the win. With the score being tied 4-4, he races to the back of the ice to backcheck and make sure his teammate @HillsHaveHats doesn't screw up again with the puck. We all know how trusting him with the puck caused our team horrible start of the season. As Oliver skates in his own zone, he slips on a banana that a fan threw from the stands and loses the puck right in front of our own net. Good news, our goalie @G2019 makes a great save but the rebound goes to an opposing play. With Oliver still in shock and trying to find the banana that goes with the peel, Oliver grabs the pucks and passes it to a teammate in the neutral zone. That guy skates towards the net and scores a goal. A great celebration follows.

FuriousChicken · 12-28-2024, 06:59 AM

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**No Goal** · 12-28-2024, 10:40 AM

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Brayden Point will host the best Christmas party ever known to mankind! He will bring in famous artist Taylor Swift and Mariah Carey to rock and roll us around the Christmas tree. He will have lots of back up dancers to make the party close to something that would be featured on the Super Bowl but this will be an invite only party for Detroit and the fans. There will be local catering from all the top restaurants and the menu will include everything from Apple Pie to Zucchini and every letter in between. For drinks we will have the robot bartenders put on a show and serve all types of soda and alcohol commotions you can think of. To further top of the night fans can hang out with the Falcons staff and players and enter 50/60 raffles for money and silent auctions to win some gear including the limited edition Detroit ugly sweaters each signed by the whole team and staff. The theme will be ugly Christmas sweater and it’s rumored that Santa will be making an appearance at the party with reindeer! It will be the best party the J or the SHL has ever seen. All are welcome with an in invitation! Skreee!

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