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Muford · 12-29-2024, 04:34 PM

While Solaire is in charge of assisting what games to play, he knows exactly what to do. He has bought a bunch of old xbox consoles and has bought a copy of dark souls for each and every console, and has them all set up so that all of his teammates can see what he was like in the video game before he was taken from the game and put into this weird place they call earth. Obviously it's not what everyone would have expected or wanted, but Solaire is doing what he does best, being himself and sharing it with his teammates. While most people will find Dark Souls hard, Solaire is there to answer any and all questions that he can, and assist his teammates with how to get through the game and get past whatever they might be stuck at. A Christmas party miracle, if you will! Helping those who can't Dark Souls!

CrazyMojito · 12-29-2024, 04:43 PM

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soulja · 12-29-2024, 04:57 PM

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Yuri Boyka III was just recently appointed to host the Winnipeg Aurora's annual christmas party. It was his first year in the SHL and he already has some big shoes to fill. Boyka III decided to invite his teammates to his house for the Christmas party and already had some games planned for the evening. One of the games was flip cup. This is where the teammates would be split into two groups and they would have to chug their beer and then flip the cup. The first team to completely fulfill these requirements are the winner. Since Boyka III was a natural in this game, his team evidently won. Next game for the evening was the beer pong. Once again, it was Boyka III's team that ended up winning. The team was getting bored since Boyka was too good at the games so they decided to switch things up. For the next game, they decided to do christmas charades. Since Boyka is a crappy actor and couldn't guess for living, his team ended up losing. The game was just rigged so they would lose. Once the games were done, everyone continued drinking and things got wild. His teammate Hockey Player started running naked outside and Poehler Bergeron started acting like a polar bear. Shit couldn't get any weirder and cops were called to the house. They had to immediately shut down the party and go home.

Wearingabear · 12-29-2024, 05:05 PM

Ubba Lodbrok, center for the Philadelphia Forge of the SImulation Hockey League, and former prospect for the Anchorage Armada of the Simulation Major Junior Hockey League, and current Finnish National Team representative, has saved Christmas, once again. Why? Because of his celebration of Krampus before the American holiday season started. You see, Krampus, and his twerking celebration in the snow, sent out all the bad spirits surrounding the team. Of course, since it's Philly, there's quite a few of those bad demons hanging around, it's just the way things go out in the city of Brotherly Love. BEcause of this celebration and ritual, Ubba was able to go out there during that 4 on 4, get into the corners, win a few battles, use his stick wisely and his big frame, to help knock the puck loose, push it up towards his linemate, Marek Carda, and get him to score on a breakaway one on one goal. Boom, christmas saved, ya filthy animals.

swoosh · 12-29-2024, 05:11 PM

Written Option 2: Your player is put in charge of helping plan the team Christmas party! What sort of games do they plan? What food and drink does your player decide to bring for the party? How does the party go with their teammates? Does anyone do anything wild at the party? If so, who? What happened to lead up to that event?

@RashfordU decided it was a good idea to put Teemu Salami in charge of the Los Angeles Panthers team Christmas party. If you're reading this and already know this was a horrible idea, you are correct. Salami being the degenerate he is made it a college themed party. The party started out pretty mellow, with the team playing some competitive matches of drinking Mario Kart. Of course, Salami was crowned the winner. Things then kicked up a gear with the team switching to drinking games as beer pong, flip cup, and kings cup. You know, the Christmas party classics. Salami forgot to plan for food, so Rashford called in some pizza. It was a little too late though as the team was already destroyed with nothing to soak up the booze. Loaded up on jungle juice and Coors Light, Salami stripped down to his Calvin Kleins and started grinding on Literally Wizard (@baz), who despite playing for Calgary somehow snuck into the party wearing a Grinch costume as a disguise. What happened after that is anyone's guess. Salami doesn't remember a thing.

trella · 12-29-2024, 05:26 PM

twas the night before christmas and all through tampa
everybody was watching, even your grandpa
barracuda and panthers, locked in at a tie
each team's score and the time clock displayed only fives
the seconds ticked away, dwindling slowly
which side would win, the away or the home team?
the clock reached the end, only zeroes were there
sounds of a buzzer rang out through the air
it's getting late now, the game started at nine
but the energy was high as we reached overtime
the teams skated fast with stickhandles so quick
but not even a cross crease would do the trick
each goalie making incredible saves
pucks hitting blockers like moths to a flame
the defense stood tall, so strong and so stout
the future of victory was never in doubt
the panthers surged hard, fighting till the end
but the barracuda knew on whom they could depend
he scored the game winner cellied with glee
RIP THUNDERDOME 2013-2023

Thanks to @karey and @JSS for the sigs!

Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM

Samsung virtual assistant · 12-29-2024, 05:30 PM

Written Option 2: Your player is put in charge of helping plan the team Christmas party! What sort of games do they plan? What food and drink does your player decide to bring for the party? How does the party go with their teammates? Does anyone do anything wild at the party? If so, who? What happened to lead up to that event?

Big Sweg would not worry about the games. The only thing Big Sweg would worry about is food. Drinks might also be on the table, but of course Big Swegs specialty is ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET. If Big Sweg is allowed to plan the ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET then everyone would be happy and full. No need for games! The party would be a success just by the presence of ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET. The party would end really early because everyone would fall asleep from eating too much of the delicious food from the ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET. I bet someone would make a fool of themselves at the party, but i have no idea who. At least i know that it wouldn't be Big Sweg, as he is perfect in everything he does. All in all we all know that everyone is going to be full and satisfied, and they won't starve.

***Ragnar*** · 12-29-2024, 05:39 PM

I would love to write a Christmas poem about how Ongo Gablogian can not really be the overtime Christmas hero as he would absolutely not be put on the ice in overtime (unless the coach is a dummy), but a 150 word poem is crazy.

So instead I will just talk about how Ongo would be sitting on the bench, completely winded from his 30 second shift where he stood there and watched the offense try to score, then was immediately ordered to stay on the bench when the horn went to signal the end of the third. I am sure his team mates, who are actually good at hockey, would have no problem porting a goal in overtime. Ongo is way too slow and uncoordinated for three on three hockey. He would be caught out of position immediately and come back to the locker room after a loss with his locker cleaned out and packed full of coal.

Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy

❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤

Brenadyr · 12-29-2024, 05:43 PM

Graphic Option 2: Create an image of your player partying with a teammate at the Christmas party.
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Jauhnne Hawky and one of the rookies playing Wisest Wizard.

CementHands · 12-29-2024, 06:02 PM

With the game on the line the Forge leaders know who they want out there and how this needs to happen. Get the quick change to put the strong defensive line out there, a little misdirection by starting the big guns if you will. Now, does the opponent match that line change, or do they push, trying to seize this opportunity as their own? If they follow suit and change we need to get the puck back and immediately get Cale and Nathaniel back onto the ice. With the balance of power tipped in Philly's favour the game becomes keep possession, gain the zone and do not let the opponents change. Wear them down. With all of the extra ice available they can really stretch the zone and keep the opposition moving and tire them out. When the time is right, start firing at the net. Traffic in front and 2 others ready to pounce on the rebound if the opposition ices the puck they can't change so no worries there. Get it done.

rtguys · 12-29-2024, 06:11 PM

Written option 1:

Going into a game on Christmas, locked in at a 4-4 tie gives Mel two paths.. One where he gives it his all and pushes his team to victory, breaking the to give the fans something to talk about at their christmas dinners! Or he could get sloppy, costing a turn over that ends the game and not in their favor.. Leaving the fans with a bad taste in their mouth for the holiday season. No one wants to be on the losing end of overtime and Mel feels the exact same way. So will he be naughty or nice? the answer is obvious. He'll come onto the ice with a purpose, putting together a dominate performance on the ice. Will he get the game winning goal? No, but he'll set it up. Grabbing the puck from behind the net, setting up his teammate Dirk for the game winner. A parting holiday gift for the Kelowna fans

***Takk806*** · 12-29-2024, 06:27 PM

Quote:Graphic Option 2: Create an image of your player partying with a teammate at the Christmas party.

Tsunny · 12-29-2024, 06:42 PM

Written option 1:

It's needless to say but if she has any say in it then Sonja prefers to win, so naturally if there is a chance in the game to win then she will go for it almsost no matter what is the cost. That being said, she is not one to "trick" her way into winning. By that I mean she would not use dirty tricks. So she would do all she can while staying within the rules of fair play. Or well, more or less within the rules of fair play. After all a little bit of bending the rules couldn't hurt, right? Especially if it's a tight game. As long as it doesn't bend the rules too much to be considered a "dirty trick" then Sonja is fine with it. Or rather fine with it if the situation calls for it. But it has to be a really tight game with a lot at stake. After all at the end of the day, she prefers to play it fair.
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***blix900*** · 12-29-2024, 07:10 PM

skyrrhawk · 12-29-2024, 07:14 PM

written #2

Celly is nothing if not committed to their holiday traditions! They're a big proponent of the team Christmas potluck, and will not take no for an answer. And the Rage are a wildly multicultural team, with the roster boasting varied Americans, Finns, Norwegians, Czechs, Canadians, and more than a few Swedes! Hell, this team even has players hailing from Great Britain and Japan. So obviously the best play is to go for the potluck angle. Celly's own contributions are tourtiere and as much of a drinks bar as they can manage to provide for the team, plus offering the option of cash contributions to said drinks bar if you don't want to bring food.

Anything that happens as a direct result of intoxicated hockey players is not their fault, they take no responsibility for the rest of the team's actions and you couldn't make them take that responsibility if you paid them to do it.

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