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It was  late in the second quarter when the Kelowna Knights faced the Great Falls Grizzlies at Prospera Place on cold thursday night for yet another duel in the SMJHL. KEL and GFG are not too far off each other in the standings with the Knights having a slight, but all in all substantial edge for the Grizzlies this late in the season, a feat that not many experts expected from the Knights. A big contributor for the Knights .500 season is good Goalie play with John Isaac Fourty-One being the most obvious contributor. Knight's veteran Gino Fortezza had an all in all rough season in relation to 41s, but in this game on Thursday night, magic happened.
After a beautiful breakaway by GFG that got the Knight's defense duped, Gibo faced a 2on1 situation without a defender in front of him. The Grizzlie's forwards played it well, passing the puck inbetween each other to confuse the goalie. Suddenly one of them fired the shot down to the left, but Gino's blocker found it's way there lightning quick. The rebound went to the other defender who aimed high and fired a wrister, only for Gino to up on his feet again und block it with his stick. The final rebound landed right in front of the first forward who tried to tug it in with a slapshot into the glove side....and Gino's Glove found that puck aswell.
The crowd was roaring, the period over and the Knights took the momentum from this save all the way to a convincing 6-3 win. Surely a night Gino will remember in a tough last season for his team.





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The movie is an over the top action film loosely based on the 90s Blades of Steel video game intellectual property. Set in a post apocalyptic world, the sport of hockey has taken on elements of gladiatorial games and Olympic stole nationalism. The film follows a group of players from the Baja Republic, a seceded country made up of Southern California and the Baja peninsula. Either cold weather, skaters must learn to compete to advance in the annual tournament or their families will be killed.

It takes elements of other over the top 80s films like Rollerball and Death Race 2000, as well as video games like Mutant League Hockey. Toasty’s job is to teach actors how to skate, give and take a hit, and look natural while doing it all. For his cameo, Toasty is a goon who injures one of the good guy characters, and in return is killed by a high stick in the protagonists’ first game in the tournament.
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Robo Sven has had a plethora of highlight reel plays, but one sticks out in particular. In the final stretch of the season, Robo Sven had been averaging over a point per game and Hamilton needed all of them for a playoff push. Just when the crowd thought they had seen it all, Robo Sven did the unthinkable against the Toronto Stars. He intercepted a pass, and with a burst of speed, he raced down the ice. The opposing players tried to stop him, but it was as if he had wings on his skates. In a breathtaking move, he deked past three defenders, leaving them sprawling on the ice. As he approached the opposing goalie, he pulled off a spin-o-rama, completely fooling the netminder, and scored a goal that will be talked about for generations. Hamilton would go on to leapfrog Toronto in the standings, narrowly reaching the playoffs and starting an improbable run to the cup. Robo Sven will undoubtedly produce many more highlight reel plays in seasons to come.

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The movie would be a look at the seedy underside of professional hockey in the late 1950s and one young man's path from small town irrelevance to the "heights" of a middling level of broader recognition. It is a tale of players with no money, no fame, and no rights coming to terms with wanting to play the world's greatest game in conditions that make all of them question why they even bother. A lot of smoking, drinking, and reprehensible characters on all sides.

Barcus Juneau's experience growing up playing hockey in modern-day North America would have very few points in common with the story of the film, but he would happily offer to serve the file however possible. His cameo would be in the scene where the bar brawl happens between members of rival minor league teams: along with a group of other possibly-underage drinkers in the background of a dive bar, he watches carefully as the incident escalates, and is one of the first to duck out the front door when the punches start being thrown.

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Okay so we were playing in Chicago, a team in our division. We got into the plane the night before so we had a good night sleep.
The team was having a four win streak so the players were in a good mood and even if we were not playing at home, we felt confident that we will the game.
The game started slowly for us, but I had a breakaway opportunity after a great pass from Donskoi, I used my speed to pass the defender and made one of my slickiest move to score. Not the greatest goal of all time, but for my career it was really a beautiful one.

When I scored the goal, I had the feeling it was just the beginning for us and we just needed a spark. That's exactly what happened and we scored 7 more goals to get the win.
It's my first seaosn in the league so Chicago is like any other team in the division for me. But I know some member of the team want to beat them every time they can because of the history of the two teams.
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Wow you are NEVER gonna believe the crazy play that Johnny FourStar just did in the SHL! It was so gnarly. First, he catches the Puck, a mean clapper from the opposing defenseman, in his own mouth. Wild! Then, he plays Hackensack with the Puck. Insane! Next, he does donuts on the ice, just spinning around in circles. The defense didn't know what hit em! After that, he put his hockey stick down and did the Charleston. No one could believe it! He then hit the puck along the boards so hard that it started a tornado! Everyone but him was in a live reenactment of Twisters (2024)! With no one. Left on the ice and the net wide open, Johnny took the puck all the way down the rink, did a back flip, smiled for the camera, and scored a Michigan goal from behind the net. The hockey world was stunned. And then he woke up.
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Jennifer scored an incredible series of highlights, scoring a hat trick on 3 different Michigan style goals in the same game. Obviously there is a lot of luck to score a goal at all, let alone a Michigan, but to get three in the same game is extremely lucky. For it to be on a future hall of fame goalie in Justin Time as well made it an even better feeling. To score 3 goals like that at home against one of Calgary’s divisional rivals made it feel even more special, and made it feel like it meant more as Calgary tries to close the gap on the defending champions. Jennifer felt over the moon after scoring the hat trick. From all of the congratulations from her teammates, to hearing the roar of the crowd, Jennifer knew she did something special. And hearing the media talk about how special it was the next morning, Jennifer knew she had made history.




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2. In the second last game of the season, Levon Dojkic made a mistake that had the fans, players and refs confused. In a slight bit of confusion pre-game, the Citadelles had to change their jersey to a backup due to a missing jersey. So the teams jerseys were rather similar colors, and the teams made more turnovers than normal due to it, but they fought through it as best they could. Near the end of a hard fought third period, with the teams deadlocked at one, Levon got stuck on a four minute shift on the penalty with no chance to get off. When the powerplay was finally over, Levon was so exhausted that he got on to the other team's bench without them realizing! With the time running out, Levon felt the enemy coach tap his shoulder and he soared onto the ice grabbed the dump-in and shoveled into the net. The goalie and everyone else was sure that Levon was on his team, allowing him to score an easy goal... Until the ref realized that there was six Quebec skaters on the ice during the goal... or so he thought, since the Quebec coach realized Levon was missing and spotted him on the enemy bench, and when he went on, he left one of his guys on the bench, meaning it was a fair goal. After ten minutes of reviewing the play, they gave him the goal, which ended up being the winner. Everyone had a good laugh afterward and Levon will never forget it.

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1. I like to imagine that such a production team (lacking all knowledge of hockey) would likely focus their efforts into the other aspects of a hockey players life. Perhaps it is a slice into the locker room of the Seattle Argonauts and their team dynamics - but only with the informed opinion of our dearest Roquefort Cotswold. As such, everyone is a rat. They aren't rat sized, however, as that would be silly. So we have a team full of large, human sized rodents playing hockey. Amongst them there is one who stands prouder, more regal, more noble - Roquefort. Hailed as a hero, his team willingly follows him unto an epic adventure to search for the golden fleec- i mean trophy. On this quest the Argonauts skate across a massive lake of ice and "battle" the opposing team. The movie would be an absolute travesty, a failed hockey movie turned into mythological opera.

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New Orleans found themselves fighting for the top spot in their division going against the powerhouse team in Texas. In one of the final matches of the season against Winnipeg, Luca Pane found himself leading the team the only way he knows how. He opened the scoring about halfway through the first period by just bullying his way in front of the net and getting a solid tip for the goal. This, understandable, upset the Aurora and just seconds later Luca would find himself dropping the gloves after a dirty hit. Easily dispatching the opponent, Luca spent the next five minutes thinking how he was going to get his Gordie. Once out of the box Luca struggled to find the right pass. Perhaps he was squeezing his stick too hard, or maybe he just got into his own head. Late in the third period, Luca finally gets the opportunity for the Gordie, he sees Billy Hill on the opposite side of the net wide open! He makes the pass! Hill takes the shot! OFF THE POST. NO! It does not end there though, the puck then deflects off the post straight to Luca’s visor, which then deflects again into the net for a solid header. So while Luca did not get the Gordie, he did wind up with two goals and a fight to end the game.

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Oh my god you’re gonna make a movie about hockey in which no one knows how to play hockey, and Matthias is the one who’ll set the record straight?

Be prepared for some of the most unhinged chaos you’ve ever seen in a feature film. It will be gloriously stupid, with incorrect rules, players holding hockey sticks wrong, goalies trying to defend football-sized nets, and absurd stipulations - “the winger cannot receive the puck behind his own blue line because he isn’t wearing a team banana. What do you MEAN nobody brought their team banana?!?

Oh it would be wonderful. Minimal compensation just means “go ahead and do a crap job,” and seeing his name in the opening credits would be like a subtle jab and wink to his fans in the audience that shit is about to go sideways. Absolutely, insatiably, utterly nonsensical at every turn. Would it be a good hockey movie? Absolutely not. With that said, the results would be pure cinematic gold.

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