Login

Gage2 · 01-19-2025, 10:43 PM

ISFL PT

***Benpachi*** · 01-19-2025, 10:50 PM

Written Task: Option 1

What a disaster! The 50% off Shrimp Salad Lettuce wraps (suspiciously sweaty) turned into villains! With the majority of the Montreal Patriotes roster out with food poisoning, Rodrigo Banes leaps into action. It's off to the nearest rink, where he shanghais a few junior 'A' skaters getting reps in, as well as a zamboni driver on his coffee break who just so happened to be able to play goalie.

Hijinks ensue, and Roddy arrives back at the arena in the nick of time, pursued by local officials for a slew of petty (yet hilarious) crimes. Accompanied by a ragtag band of rascals, runabouts, and radical dudes, they are the only thing standing between the New England invaders and two sweet, delcious points in the Eastern Conference. What will happen? Surely this highly contrived and ad hoc band of misfits will be crushed under the weight of the opposing pros?

Depends what kind of movie you want to watch, I suppose.

***sve7en*** · 01-19-2025, 10:51 PM

Graphic 2

*UptownCord* · 01-19-2025, 10:57 PM

not all keys are working on my laptop

jacobcarson877 · 01-19-2025, 10:58 PM

https://forums.sim-football.com/showthre...#pid869819

***Frenchie*** · 01-19-2025, 11:03 PM

Third period, everyone violently throwing up in the locker room, stench unbearable, yet there's still a full twenty minutes of action packed hockey to go. As the last man standing, not knowing exactly what to do, Derek tries to find courage and a solution from the energy on the rink. Lo and behold, he raises his head, and what does he find? The Bar Chez Stan boys : Bob, Ti-guy, François, Jean-Charles, and last but not least, the legend between the pipes, Fern. It would appear the rag tag group of beer league icons from the Belle Province were on a boys trip, touring the Sonoma Valley Wineyards, and decided to pop into a game. No equipment? No problem. The Los Angeles Panthers have all they would ever need. Let's get these lads fitted, suited, equipped and roaring to go. Already electric vibes are bound to get even wilder, and there's no way in hell that the Panthers can lose from here on out. Derek, Les Boys, everyone is ready to go!

juke · 01-19-2025, 11:15 PM

*ihatereyson* · 01-19-2025, 11:16 PM

For those who have kept up with Mary Hollywood lore, you may recall that there was a woman who was hired as a wee little minion in Regina Elk Hockey Ops named Mia Morningstar. Mary Hollywood decided, somewhat unilaterally, that Mia was to become Mary's new best friend. When Mary was finally called up to The Big Leagues, it just so happened that Mia was in need of a new job. She didn't exactly get fired but uh, she was kind of hosed when the Elk up and moved to Thunder Bay. Thus, her career was at a bit of a crossroads. She decided to head to Manhattan over Thunder Bay (wise choice) and ended up being Mary's Best Friend as an actual job again. Because everyone is sick and dying on the team, Mary would implore her BFF and the rest of the front office folks to Suit The Hell Up and get out there, lest the Rage be hosed.

They would probably still be hosed anyway, to be perfectly honest.

chetib · 01-19-2025, 11:23 PM

What a horrible turn of events! The entire Tampa Bay Barracuda have been struck down by a horrible case of food poisoning. Never has a hotel sewer system been under such strain. Tibuk is the lone player capable of playing and it falls on his shoulders. But who will fill in for the fallen team?

Well in keeping with last week's point there is only 1 person we can turn to and that is Bugs Bunny... To put us in contact with the Monsters. Yes the players to replace Tampa Bay Barracuda we are going to be turning to the Monsters to steal abilities.

Now you might be wondering who exactly are they going to steal their powers from. Well it will be from the opposition team that way they have no advantage over my own squad except for me. It's a genius plan honestly but I can't see how this could possibly fail?

157 words

Faelax · 01-19-2025, 11:26 PM

SSL Affiliate

***TheGreatToeJam*** · 01-19-2025, 11:30 PM

Easy.

Bim would pull his trusty conch shell out of his hockey pants and call the pirate ghosts of Valhalla to fulfil their oath to the nasty one. It's unfortunate for the fans as a giant ghostly pirate ship would crash through the wall of the stadium behind the home net and undoubtedly unseat a few season ticket holders.

The ghosts would need a few minutes to get their ghost skates on and stretch because, well, let's not be unreasonable. But after that they should be good to go. They have the added benefit of never getting tired, being able to literally skate through defenders and even possess the other team! Although that skating through defender schtick goes both ways as I don't suppose ghosts would be great at blocking shots.

Either way, you asked for a team and Chungledown for you one. Beggars can't be choosers after all, can they?

*Pyro182* · 01-19-2025, 11:34 PM

PT Pass

Dindog · 01-19-2025, 11:38 PM

PBE

Tripl3tsGamer · 01-19-2025, 11:46 PM

Written Option #1 (158 words):

I will definitely call the minor team close to Chicago (AHL you know) to make sure that the players are already into hockey. In fact, mostly the AHL players can handle some big risky threat since they played in the Juniors or in the biggest leagues in the world! Powerplay, power kill, even strength, 5 on 3, 3 on 5, 4 on 4 and overtime fillers are all filled with the AHL of the Chicago Blackhawks (since they are the closest to Chicago). What will my player do to manage a AHL team against a SHL rival team? It’s easy: making the most defensive team in the SHL! Since Chicago is leading 6-3 at 10 minutes into the third period, we definitely need to not get scored 2 more goals on our rivals! I think we will see how it goes for that rest of the period since we don’t know how it goes in any SHL games.

MattyIce · 01-19-2025, 11:47 PM

Navigation

Extra Menu

About us