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Ferwx · 02-19-2025, 10:15 PM

Task 1:
So everyone around the SMJHL knows that Jean Bon isnt quite the kindest guy around the league. As the captain of the Scarecrows, I know that my job in those kind of situations is to talk to the referee, calmly explaining to him the situation, and obviously the referee won't care at all because it's the only job everyone does bad in the world.
Now, if you think Jean is doing all of this, you're wrong. Violence is the solution in that case. If our video guy ain't doing his job correctly, he shall get slashed by my stick right in the face. The more he bleeds, the better it gets. Now THAT'S the way to distract the referee. I might have some problems afterwards, but let's be honest, who cares when you're putting up a great show like that. And by doing so, now you're gonna tell the refs that this little dude behind the bench was probably playing Roblox instead of watching the goal sequence and that he shall do the review instead before he gets assaulted too. Way more efficient.
Now yes, I might get a couple penaltys here and there, but at least that works !

Operation Ivy · 02-19-2025, 10:16 PM

Written Option 2

At the beginning of the season, the way I talk to the media is certainly a little different. When we are in the dog days of the season or in the playoffs, I really try and focus on the game or series at hand as to not let anything be a distraction. Before the season though, I like to tell the media a bit about the off season and how I spent it. I will sometimes combine personal things like my family and vacations we took, while also discussing my off season workouts and how I worked to develop my game. It is easy for us hockey players to be like robots in the way we answer media questions, so I do like to make it a point to be a bit more personable and I think the media talk before the season is the ideal time to give fans some insight into who I really am and how I spend my time off the ice.

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JuOSu · 02-20-2025, 05:01 AM

PBE PT

Popol · 02-20-2025, 08:27 AM

This exact scenario happened when @HillsHaveHats scored his lone goal in season 80! With Coach @luke enraged on the bench, he sent the captain @Count Chocula to distract the ref. Unfortunately Count didn't do a great job and went to the linesman instead of the referee. Because of this, Luke had to send me instead. It was a good thing I was there, because I now know how to count. Once I got to the ref, I counted the number of players on the ice and showed the ref that the number of players that was offside was more than 3. The ref didn't believe I could count as well (he hadn't seem me in the Counting section of the locker room recently) and believed all the non sense that Count Chocula kept spewing how I messed up the counting in the past. I got kind of mad and started calling Count Chocula ''Count Chocolate''.

JR95 · 02-20-2025, 09:53 AM

Cormier has been around in the league for a while now. He's paid his dues, won his cups, played his game. There isn't a lot left to achieve for Cormier, so his answer regarding what he's most looking forward to in coming seasons really shifts to the legacy he wants to leave on New England and in the SHL. Time comes for everyone and Cormier is know different. He won't be able to play forever and when the time to hang up the skates finally comes, what are people going ot think of him? What will he be remembered for? Where would he sit among the pantheon of New England greats? These are the kinds of things he is thinking about now instead of the hardware. And now that he's won just about everything he can, what better legacy than to devote the rest of his career to mentoring the next generation of Wolpack superstars and setting them up for the same success he had throughout his career.

Z0REM · 02-20-2025, 10:17 AM

Khalfani is respectful on and off the ice. He is carrying a national image on his back and people look up to him in all different aspects. To that effect he is not above doing sneaky things in order to help out his team, but it does mean that he has to be extra sneaky otherwise he could be caught. So you would find Khalfani here asking a teammate to start a commotion while he runs malicious interference with the ref. So maybe Erik Johnson is sent out there to start something while Khalfani goes to the ref and engages him in conversation and keeps putting himself between the ref and the ruckus in order to delay the game just a bit. So now there are distractions on two fronts and the strategist that is Khalfani has covered two angles for the deficiencies in his coaching staff. Then Khalfani becomes the coach with some beautiful costume work and calls the offsides himself.

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