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Glyc · 02-23-2025, 09:33 PM

Option 1:
I have a three pronged plan to distract the refs at all times. The first step is to develop a reputation for baked goods in the greater shl community and then to allow that to trickle down to the refs. You see I get them interested in my baked goods which then opens me up for the killing blow at step 3, but not before step 2. In Step 2 I give tasters of different baked goods which trickle down to the refs to discern their favourites and to make it clear that they’ll be getting them with or without any in game favours. With that done I engage step 3. I go to the refs while they deliberate and drop hints of my next bakes. Maybe they’re hooked on my maple fudge so i throw in a hint at making it. This gets their interest and im able to get away with it through the power of baking.

Symmetrik · 02-23-2025, 09:37 PM

PBE PT

Serpe x 13 · 02-23-2025, 09:40 PM

My player enjoys the opportunity to interview with the reporter and he wants to focus heavily on the upcoming season because expectations are extremely high for the Montreal Patriots. The pats have been rebuilding and retooling for the past couple of seasons and both players and fans a like are ready to see this team preform at the high levels that they know the team is capable of. The season has such high level expectations to make the playoffs, that if they do not make the playoffs it will be a huge disappointment of a season. Another important part of this interview is my player talking about how great the team chemistry is on and off the ice, which is going to contribute to get levels of achievement as long as the core of the Patriots are still here. The team bonding events such as dinners and family events has greatly impacted the team's chemistry.

Z-Whiz · 02-23-2025, 10:05 PM

Well we all know referees like to be the center of attention. Seriously, what is with that? You give a dude a whistle and he thinks he’s the king of the world. Anyway, I would just start a conversation with the ref and continue going on and on. I would be giving him my utmost attention, which as I previously mentioned, is all they care about. I would start by asking him about his day and how his wife and kids are doing. Then I would continually say how good he is at reffing and asking him how he got to be so good. Did he go to college for special refs? Is it a naturally born gift to be this good at referring? Anyway I could talk him up I would. He would be so caught up in his own ego that he wouldn’t realize minutes had gone by. Then he would lose track of time and the call would get overturned.

Ragnar · 02-23-2025, 10:07 PM

Ongo Gablogian would actually be a pretty great candidate to be the one to confuse and distract the refs. He already is an absolute clown show on the ice as it is, and often leaves the refs perplexed about how he even got in to the league. So if he was asked to distract them, he would probably do his ole “Philly special” where he sneaks a Philly cheese steak sandwich out on to the ice in his hockey pants. Ten times out of ten, the contents of said Philly cheese steak dump out of the leg holes in his pants and get all over the ice. This would cause mass hysteria on the rink, and the referees would have to spend a considerable amount of time picking up pieces of shaved steak, provolone cheese, peppers, onions and bread. Of course, after it was all said and done Ongo would ask for his ingredients back. Can’t let a good Philly cheese steak go to waste.

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ZodiacEXE · 02-23-2025, 10:08 PM

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Schocar · 02-23-2025, 10:12 PM

Asking James Howlett to cause a distraction is a dangerous thing. The X-Force, James's die-hard fans, could always be called on to help. Having a bunch of random fans rush the ice would always cause some delay. But no, if you ask James to distract the refs he's only got one real answer to your problem: violence. Tripping a ref would do the job, though with his reputation that'd carry a real risk of getting James in the penalty box or worse. So the tried and true method of goading an opposing player into a fight, maybe even by mentioning how that was probably an offsides and they didn't earn it, would be his go to. Make sure the refs aren't looking, start a fight, then they're waaay too distracted to deal with anything else. Plus, it'd keep the fans engaged, and might even save the video guy's rep since nobody'd even notice he'd been sleeping on the job.

*kahri* · 02-23-2025, 10:16 PM

***sve7en*** · 02-23-2025, 10:23 PM

Written 2

The reporter for WMTL shifted uncomfortably in his chair as he looked around the residence of Jamie Fraser. The Montreal Patriotes center was charming, intelligent, and had always been very polite in their interactions, but there was a violence behind his eyes that wasn't normal even for hockey players. That wasn't unsettling in and of itself, but now as his eyes danced around the living space from sword to sword it was that much more unnerving. Many men had interesting and personal hobbies, but why did arguably the most physically brutal players in the SHL need to have an obsession with seemingly every way to unalive someone in the pre-industrial European eras?

Jamie came back into the room with an unopened bottle of Scotch, handsome features framing a giddy smile, and poured the two glasses. The first sip was refreshing, delicious even, and Louis looked down at his notebook, sighed, and turned to a blank page.

"Thanks, Jamie, for the hospitality. I have to ask, what's with the swords?"

***golden_apricot*** · 02-23-2025, 10:24 PM

Gnabe is a master manipulator and as such he is going to be easily able to distract the refs in a myriad kf ways jn order to get more time for the coaches to do the kne fucking thing they have to do for the team. The first method gnabe can try is by breaking the glass in frustration. In the lag time that exists when the have tk replace tbe glass, the coach should be able to figure out if we need to challenge or not. If thay fails gnabe can just go out and try and fight anyone he can find, even his own teammates. To take time on the ice away from the refs being able to drop the puck. The last option would be to go and talk to the refs and get a fight going between fnabe and the refs by saying that he slept with their mother's. King shit from gmabe

*gurbs* · 02-23-2025, 10:25 PM

P1: As Tony Soprano, I know hockey isn’t just about skill—it’s about timing, strategy, and, sometimes, a little creative interference. When the opponent scores and the coach isn’t sure whether to challenge, I get the call: stall the refs.

I skate up to one and immediately go full salesman. “Hey, stripes, quick question—do you believe in second chances? Because my grandma always said everyone deserves one, and I think you might wanna take another look at that goal.” The ref tries to skate away, but I follow him like a lost puppy.

Meanwhile, I “accidentally” trip over my own skate and grab onto another ref for balance. “Whoa! Sorry, buddy! You okay? That ice is dangerous—you should get that checked out!” I pat his shoulder like I just saved his life.

Behind me, our video coach finally finds the replay, and my bench signals they’re ready. Mission accomplished. I straighten up, give the ref a wink, and skate off like nothing happened.

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