Originally posted by kawaiidesu@Jan 30 2013, 06:03 PM
The word personal attack in this league seems to be a misconception. It cannot be a personal attack if the concept on how you used it is not offensive to anyone.[b] If Carlznerd said that I was a fucking FOB, I ain't gonna be offended because he's a pussy. However, if someone like Cam says that to me, I'd be offended just because I don't know who the fuck he is.[/b]

Käri Bärköv || LW || Calgary Dragons || RETIRED  
Age: 18
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 93
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Height: 5'11"
Weight: 175 lbs
>Number: 93
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Regular Season Statistics:
S10 VAN: GP: 40 G: 29 A: 25 P: 54 +/-: 21 H: 77 PIM: 42
S11 CHI:   GP: 40 G: 16 A: 14 P: 30 +/-: -39 H: 66 PIM: 10
S12 CGY: GP: 50 G: 5 A: 6 P: 11 +/-: -16 H: 57 PIM: 2
S13 CGY: GP: 50 G: 8 A: 13 P: 21 +/-: 20 H: 34 PIM: 24  
S14 CGY: GP: 50 G: 13 A: 13 P: 26 +/-: 5 H: 73 PIM: 32
S15 CGY: GP: 50 G: 10 A: 31 P: 41 +/-: 5 H: 128 PIM: 54
S16 CGY: GP: 50 G: 19 A: 15 P: 34 +/-: 0 H: 97 PIM: 16
S17 CGY: GP: 50 G: 23 A: 25 P: 48 +/-: +6 H: 136 PIM: 17
S18 CGY: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 21 P: 35  +/-: -11 H: 130 PIM: 32
S19 CGY: GP: 50 G: 16 A: 17 P: 33 +/-: +4 H: 143 PIM: 47
S20 CGY: GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26  P: 46 +/-: +14 H: 113 PIM: 32
S21 CGY: GP: 50 G: 12 A: 19 P: 31 +/-: 4 H: 146 PIM: 76
S22 CGY/EDM: GP: 51 G: 10 A: 12 P: 22 +/-: -7 H: 102
PIM: 43

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Playoff Statistics:
S10 VAN: GP: 12 G: 6 A: 9 P: 15 +/-: 6 H: 28 PIM: 25 FO: 50.00%
S11 CHI:  GP: 6 G: 5 A: 4 P: 9 +/-: 2 H: 12 PIM: 2
S12 CGY: GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: 3 H: 4 PIM: 0  
S13 CGY: GP: 11 G: 2 A: 1 P: 3 +/-: 4 H: 6 PIM: 4  
S14 CGY: GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 P: 2 +/-: -3 H: 13 PIM: 10
S15 CGY: GP: 14 G: 2 A: 3 P: 5 +/-: -1 H: 28 PIM: 12
S16 CGY: GP: 11 G: 7 A: 7 P: 14 +/-: 5 H: 29 PIM: 2
S17 CGY: GP: 6 : G: 3 A: 3 P: 6 =/-: +0 H: 26
PIM: 0
S18 CGY: GP: 4 G: 3 A: 0 P: 3 +/-: -1 H: 10 PIM: 0
S19 CGY: GP: 7 G: 2 A: 1 P: 3 +/- 0 H: 16 PIM: 8
S22 CGY: GP: 12 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: 6 H:19 PIM: 12
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IHF Statistics:
WJC Finland Season 10: GP: 14 G: 5 A: 2 P: 7 +/-: -13 H: 17 PIM: 4
WJC Finland Season 11: GP:9 G: 5 A: 6 P: 11 +/-: -5 PIM: 2
IHF Finland (career totals): GP: 35 G: 13 A: 19 P: 32 +/-: +4 H: 64  PIM: 8
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[pbl]Transactions:
Signed with Vancouver Whalers for 2 Million
Named Assistant Captain of the Vancouver Whalers
Drafted 22nd overall by the Calgary Dragons in the S11 SHL Entry Draft
Signed 3 year 11 million ELC with Calgary Dragons
Named Assistant Captain of the Chicago Hitmen
Named CO-GM of the Vancouver Whalers
Named CO-GM of the Calgary Dragons
Named Head GM of the Calgary Dragons
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Awards:
S10 NWJHL Championship
S10 IHF WJ Bronze Medal
Season 11 Michael Haan trophy winner for most dedicated player
Season 13 IHF Silver Medal
Season 13 JJ Krever award for best GM (shared with Kain Webb)
Season 13 IHF Silver Medal
Season 14 JJ Krever runner up
Season 14 IHF Silver Medal
Season 15 Aidan Richan winner
Season 17 First All-Star Team
Season 17 Aidan Richan winner
Season 18 IHF Bronze Medal
Season 18 Damian Littleton Nominee

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Parker Smeb || RD || Chicago Syndicate || 1473 TPE
SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S45 COL: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 13 P: 27 +/-: 9 H: 68 SB: 5
S46 COL:  GP: 40 G: 22 A: 19 P: 41 +/-: 2 H: 127 SB: 3
SMJHL Play-Off Statistics:
S45 COL: GP: 16 G: 6 A: 4 P: 10 +/-: 8 H: 13 SB: 0
S46 COL: GP: 7 G: 2 A: 0 P: 2  +/-: 1 H: 20 SB: 3
SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S47 CHI: GP: 50 G: 10 A: 18 P: 28 +/-: -12 H: 138 SB: 11
S48 CHI: 50 G: 8 A: 9 P: 17 +/-: -19 H: 119 SB: 8  
S49 CHI: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 20 P: 34 +/-: 5 H: 77 SB: 15
SHL Play-Off Statistics
S47 CHI: GP: 9 G: 1 A: 3 P: 4 +/-: -3 H: 9 SB: 0
International Statistics:
S45 WJ WOR GP: 21 G: 4 A: 5 P: 9 +/-: -1 H: 51 SB: 3
S46 WJ WOR GP: 30 G: 11 A: 7 P: 18 +/-: -5 H: 62 SB: 4
S47 JPN GP: 12 G: 5 A: 2 P: 7 +/-: -4 H: 34 SB: 4
S48 JPN GP: 12 G: 4 A: 3 P: 7 +/-: -9 H: 50 SB: 4
S49 JPN GP: 12 G: 4 A: 1 P: 5 +/-:+2 H: 37 SB: 4
CAREER: GP: 87 G: 28 A: 18 P: 46 +/-: -17 H: 234 SB: 19




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Calgary Dragons GM S14-S23

Originally posted by kawaiidesu@Jan 30 2013, 06:05 PM



fuck u u post whore.

but u have more post ( if you combine both sites)

so cum at me brah

Originally posted by vintagerockstar@Jan 30 2013, 06:05 PM


lol </3

i kid

:wub:

Originally posted by kawaiidesu@Jan 30 2013, 07:03 PM
The word personal attack in this league seems to be a misconception. It cannot be a personal attack if the concept on how you used it is not offensive to anyone. If Carlznerd said that I was a fucking FOB, I ain't gonna be offended because he's a pussy. However, if someone like Cam says that to me, I'd be offended just because I don't know who the fuck he is.

hey FUCK YOU

Originally posted by Hallsyhasballsy@Jan 30 2013, 05:07 PM


but u have more post ( if you combine both sites)

so cum at me brah

I was Knights GM. Half of my post there has relevance, unlike all of you posts here.

I can imagine how you talk to your locker room
"lol lok wat we do guyz we got elmnated"

You talk like dat.

Discord are for plebs

Originally posted by Wadester@Jan 30 2013, 07:54 PM


We've tried, but he's treated us all like shit constantly, we're giving him a final warning because we believe that is all that will get through to him, he's caused many fights and the reports and attacks kept pouring in when we were discussing this punishment. Take notice to everyone else in the league that if you are going to be a detriment to the league you will not be given the privileged of being a member here.

There are many attacks that went unnoticed such as ones against myself that were posted by banack and Bleak in the Whalers LR. We are tired of dealing with Bleak, some may say excessive but when the commishes have been dealing with Bleak issues and suspensions for the last month something needs to be done to send a message.

why are commishes looking at other teams LRs?

Originally posted by Carlzner@Jan 30 2013, 05:09 PM


hey FUCK YOU

<3

Discord are for plebs

Originally posted by kawaiidesu@Jan 30 2013, 06:09 PM



I was Knights GM. Half of my post there has relevance, unlike all of you posts here.

I can imagine how you talk to your locker room
"lol lok wat we do guyz we got elmnated"

You talk like dat.

how u know, u cant see our LR

Originally posted by Alex@Jan 30 2013, 06:10 PM

why are commishes looking at other teams LRs?

Toast is in the Whalers LR still, he has something important to do

Hi.

LA Panthers Goaltender

I understand Bleak's been causing a lot of drama and shit around the boards recently but final warning? Come on if it's that easy to get a final warning Serpe should have been gone a long time ago. Heck i probably wouldn't have lasted to my SHL Draft. I really think that part needs to be reviewed. (This coming from me, someone who hates Bleak and got suspended for attacking him.)

Originally posted by EverettTaylor@Jan 30 2013, 06:11 PM
Hi.

Originally posted by Aaron "AAA" Allen@Jan 30 2013, 08:03 PM


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Ugh.. I try to read your posts but I can't take my eyes off your avy. You're making SHL Life really tough for me.

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Originally posted by kawaiidesu@Jan 30 2013, 07:10 PM



<3

No it's too late, the damage is already done asshole

Originally posted by Donini13@Jan 30 2013, 06:12 PM
I understand Bleak's been causing a lot of drama and shit around the boards recently but final warning? Come on if it's that easy to get a final warning Serpe should have been gone a long time ago. Heck i probably wouldn't have lasted to my SHL Draft. I really think that part needs to be reviewed. (This coming from me, someone who hates Bleak and got suspended for attacking him.)

He most certainly does deserve a final warning

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Gene Parmesan || D || 60 || Chiefs/Blizzard || Future HoF Member
Name: Gene Parmesan/Rory Fitzpatrick
Age: 17
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 223
Number: 60
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NWJHL Career Statistics ;
S6 - Firebirds l GP: 38 l G: 3 l A: 7 l P: 10 l +/-: 9 l PIM: 57
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NWJHL Playoff Statistics ;
S6 - Firebirds l GP: 12 l G: 1 l A: 2 l P: 3 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 29
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SHL Career Statistics;
S7 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 9 | P: 10 | +/-: 10 | PIM: 82
S8 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 39
S9 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 10 | P: 10 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 39
S10 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 11 | P: 12| +/-: 21 | PIM: 42
S11 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 18 | P: 19 | +/-: 40 | PIM: 42
S12 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 17 | P: 23 | +/-: 8 | PIM: 53
S13 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 23 | P: 28 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 40
S14 - Blizzard | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: -14 | PIM: 44
S15 - Blizzard | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 17 | PIM: 22
S16 - Blizzard | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 13 | P: 14 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 28
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SHL Playoff Statistics;
S7 - Chiefs | N/A
S8 - Chiefs | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: 1 | PIM: 4
S9 - Chiefs | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 4
S10 - Chiefs | GP: 21 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 22
S11 - Chiefs | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0| +/-: -7 | PIM: 12
S12 - Chiefs | GP: 18 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8| +/-: 2 | PIM: 22
S13 - Chiefs | GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2
S14 - Blizzard | N/A
S15 - Blizzard | GP: 19 | G: 1 | A: 7 | P: 8 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 12
S16 - Blizzard | GP: 15 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 6
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Transactions ;
Drafted by Minnesota Chiefs
Traded to Edmonton Blizzard
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Awards
Chiefs Rookie Of The Year S7
S10 Challenge Cup
S10 All Star Game
S12 Challenge Cup
Olympic Gold Medal
S15 Challenge Cup
S15 Challenge Cup Winning Goal
S16 Challenge Cup
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