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Crasher a Royal?
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According to my sources (which are all fantastic obviously), the North Wales Royals have offered Jack Crasher, prized defenseman formerly of the Vancouver Nightmare, a 2 Year deal to come wherever the hell North Wales is.

The contract is a 2 Year, 12M deal with a Player Option for the second season.

Will Crasher leave America/Canada to go play overseas? This deal is rumored to be more lucrative than any of the contracts offered by SHL teams. The EEL is a pile of shit though, so he may be better off going to the Nigerian Hockey League. Money talks though, and them Ben Franklin's (Isn't he on the $100?) are definitely calling Crasher's name.

Where on Earth is North Wales? Sounds like a shithole. Might as well go to India and live among the malaria infested Mosquitos. Anyways, will Crasher jump ship to the Extremely Shitty...er I mean EEL? Probably not, but Brandon Holmes can only hope, pray and ask his girlfriend to "convince" the hairy Caveman.
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Quote:Originally posted by Bob_McKenzie@Jan 1 2012, 03:13 PM

Where on Earth is North Wales? Sounds like a shithole. Might as well go to India and live among the malaria infested Mosquitos.


:lol:
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Quote:Originally posted by Rejected@Jan 1 2012, 03:15 PM



:lol:

Is North Wales even a place? Someone let me know. I tend to take a liking to shitholes, which is why I live in Canada and took a job with TSN.
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Quote:Originally posted by Bob_McKenzie@Jan 1 2012, 12:16 PM


Is North Wales even a place? Someone let me know. I tend to take a liking to shitholes, which is why I live in Canada and took a job with TSN.

Geography lesson... it is either

1) In PA

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Wales,_Pennsylvania

2) In Wales

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Wales

or

3) Isn't real..

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Quote:Originally posted by JumpierPegasus@Jan 1 2012, 03:19 PM


Geography lesson... it is either

1) In PA

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Wales,_Pennsylvania

2) In Wales

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Wales

or

3) Isn't real..
#2, obviously.

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Quote:Originally posted by Parise9@Jan 1 2012, 07:54 PM

#2, obviously.

lol why North Wales man
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Quote:Originally posted by DylanJK@Jan 1 2012, 07:57 PM
lol why North Wales man
Well, Wales is in Europe, so its fitting for the EEL. And one of my favorite bands is from Wales, so thats why I picked Wales. Why I decided North Wales is just because it sounded better.

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Quote:Originally posted by Parise9@Jan 2 2012, 01:04 AM

Well, Wales is in Europe, so its fitting for the EEL. And one of my favorite bands is from Wales, so thats why I picked Wales. Why I decided North Wales is just because it sounded better.

Trying to think of who you mean. I'm gonna guess the Manics.
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Quote:Originally posted by grimreaper@Jan 1 2012, 08:37 PM


Trying to think of who you mean. I'm gonna guess the Manics.
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Quote:Originally posted by Parise9@Jan 2 2012, 01:40 AM

Enter Shikari

Aren't Welsh I don't think.
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Quote:Originally posted by grimreaper@Jan 1 2012, 08:41 PM


Aren't Welsh I don't think.
They's British no?

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Quote:Originally posted by Maxy<3@Jan 2 2012, 01:45 AM

They's British no?

Yes, but they're not Welsh. They're English.
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Oh shit, I dunno why I always thought they were from Wales

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