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Former players:
Ivo Willems (S9 SMJHL) (S10-28 SHL)  
Xander Green  (S33-35 SMJHL) (S36-47 SHL)
Vorian Atreides (S49-51 SMJHL) (S52-61 SHL)

that escalated fairly quickly

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Strombone ‏@strombone1 8m
I don't like to make fun of other goalies. I really feel terrible for CA5ILLA5.......

dis lu lol

Made by Rindiee, rum_ham & Carpy

Jacob Mueller S5-S
Julien Dupont S6-S13
S9 Challenge Cup - Calgary Dragons
IIHF Gold - Germany
Rufus Reinhart S13-S24
S14 Challenge Cup - Texas Renegades
Christoffer Björnsson - S25-S35
S25 Four Stars Cup
S26 Tom Corcoran Trophy - SMJHL Top Goalie
Sami Owens - S36-S52
S38 IIHF Bronze - Canada
S39 IIHF Gold - Canada
S42 IIHF Silver - Canada
S51 Challenge Cup Champion - HAM
Liam Slate - S54-Present
S53 WJC Bronze - British Isles
S54 WJC Silver - British Isles
S55 Four Star Cup Champion - Newfoundland Berserkers
S57 IIHF Silver - Great Britain
S58 IIHF Silver - Great Britain
S60 IIHF Silver - Great Britain
S61 IIIHF Gold - Great Britain
S67 Challenge Cup Champion - Seattle Argonauts
S68 Challenge Cup Champion - Seattle Argonauts
Triple Gold Club
Sad Ketchup -Present
S76 Ryan Jesster Trophy Winner

Originally posted by Tylar@Jun 13 2014, 01:56 PM
Strombone ‏@strombone1 8m
I don't like to make fun of other goalies. I really feel terrible for CA5ILLA5.......

Fucking Luongo, what a wonderful human being. He has the best Twitter account on the planet.

Hahaha another Twitter gem. "Netherlands heat map vs. Spain"

:lol:

lolololololol

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Mark Malyckyj | D | Retired
Position: Defensemen
Player Type: Offensive Defencemen
Shoots: Right
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 194 lbs
Number: 99
Birthplace: Mississauga, Canada
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Career Statistics:
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Regular Season:
S8 | NWJHL | DET | GP: 40 | G: 2 | A: 27 | PTS: 29 | P/M: 70 | PIM: 83 | Shots: 90 | Hits: 102  | Blocks: 57
S9 | NWJHL | VAN | GP: 40 | G: 2 | A: 18 | PTS: 21 | P/M: 30 | PIM: 61 | Shots: 77 | Hits: 113 | Blocks: 74
S10 | SHL | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 13 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -18 | PIM: 70 | Shots: 34 | Hits: 132 | Blocks: 39
S11 | SHL | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 13 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -7 | PIM: 66 | Shots: 33 | Hits: 122 | Blocks: 48
S12 | SHL | CAL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 23 | PTS: 33 | P/M: -15 | PIM: 83 | Shots: 93 | Hits: 148 | Blocks: 53
S13 | SHL | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 19 | PTS: 25 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 49 | Shots: 76 | Hits: 108 | Blocks: 40
S14 | SHL | WKP | GP: 47 | G: 11 | A: 23 | PTS: 34 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 119 | Shots: 107 | Hits: 142 | Blocks: 67
S15 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 33 | PTS: 39 | P/M: -9 | PIM: 88 | Shots: 108 | Hits: 159 | Blocks: 67
S16 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 22 | PTS: 32 | P/M: 2 | PIM: 43 | Shots: 85 | Hits: 96 | Blocks: 69
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Playoffs:
S8 | NWJHL | DET | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 5 | PTS: 7 | P/M: 16 | PIM: 19 | Shots: 33 | Hits: 37  | Blocks: 28
S9 | NWJHL | VAN | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 6 | PTS: 6 | P/M: 2 | PIM: 16 | Shots: 22 | Hits: 28  | Blocks: 19
S10 | SHL | LAP | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | P/M: -7 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 0 | Hits: 10 | Blocks: 3
S11 | SHL | HAM | GP: 15 | G: 1 | A: 4 | PTS: 5 | P/M: 8 | PIM: 12 | Shots: 12 | Hits: 31 | Blocks: 14
S12 | SHL | CAL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | PTS: 0 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 6 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 11 | Blocks: 5
S13 | SHL | TEX | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | PTS: 2 | P/M: 3 | PIM: 11 | Shots: 3 | Hits: 9 | Blocks: 5
S14 | Did not qualify for playoffs
S15 | SHL | WKP | GP: 18 | G: 5 | A: 12 | PTS: 17 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 46 | Shots: 38 | Hits: 57 | Blocks: 22
S16 | SHL | WKP | GP: 10 | G: 5 | A: 5 | PTS: 10 | P/M: -4 | PIM: 13 | Shots: 25 | Hits: 23 | Blocks: 24
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DRAFTS:
S8 - NWJHL - Selected in the 4th Round, 28th Overall by the Detroit Falcons
S9 - SHL - Selected in the 3rd Round, 21st Overall by the LA Panthers
TRADES:
S11- traded to Toronto North Stars
S11- traded to Hamiltion Steelhawks
S12- traded to Calgary Dragons
S13- traded to Texas Renegades
S14- traded to West Kendall Platoon
CONTRACTS:
S8 1 year 1.8 million from Detroit Falcons
S9 1 year 2.5 million from LA Panthers
S10 3 year 6 million extension with LA Panthers
S12 4 year 16 million extension with Calgary Dragons
S16 1 year 2 million extension with West Kendall Platoon
AWARDS/HONORS:
S8 NWJHL all-star game. Team Bovalchuk
S8 NWJHL Four Star Cup runner up
S9 NWJHL Four Star Cup runner up
S12 SHL Challenge Cup Champions
S14 Named Assistant Captain (West Kendall Platoon)
S14 Awarded Turn Ferguson Trophy (Most Penalty Minutes)


Vladimir Bodnar | D | Retired
Position: Defence
Player Type: 2-Way Defenceman
Shoots: Right
Height: 6'03"
Weight: 224 lbs
Number: 42
Birthplace: Lviv, Ukraine
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Career Statistics:
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Regular Season:
S16 | SMJHL | STL | GP: 40 | G: 7 | A: 23 | PTS: 30 | P/M: -10 | PIM: 44 | Shots: 85 | Hits: 104 | Blocks: 58
S17 | SMJHL | STL | GP: 40 | G: 4 | A: 15 | PTS: 19 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 18 | Shots: 66 | Hits: 149 | Blocks: 41
S18 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 11 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 44 | Shots: 52 | Hits: 113 | Blocks: 36
S19 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 14 | PTS: 19 | P/M: -4 | PIM: 61 | Shots: 56 | Hits: 147 | Blocks: 45
S20 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 19 | PTS: 25 | P/M: 14 | PIM: 69 | Shots: 60 | Hits: 158 | Blocks: 58
S21 | SHL | SEA | GP: 52 | G: 15 | A: 19 | PTS: 34 | P/M: 14 | PIM: 61 | Shots: 80 | Hits: 77 | Blocks: 54
S22 | SHL | SEA | GP: 52 | G: 6 | A: 25 | PTS: 31 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 93 | Shots: 60 | Hits: 129 | Blocks: 60
S23 | SHL | SEA | GP: 52 | G: 7 | A: 21 | PTS: 28 | P/M: -8 | PIM: 65 | Shots: 87 | Hits: 96 | Blocks: 46
S24 | SHL | SEA | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 17 | PTS: 20 | P/M: 9 | PIM: 92 | Shots: 72 | Hits: 93 | Blocks: 64
S25 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 13 | PTS: 15 | P/M: -8 | PIM: 52 | Shots: 52 | Hits: 67 | Blocks: 38
S26 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 19 | PTS: 21 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 66 | Shots: 48 | Hits: 91 | Blocks: 68
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Playoffs:
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S16 | SMJHL | SLT | GP: 8 | G: 2 | A: 6 | PTS: 8 | P/M: 3 | PIM: 4 | Shots: 13 | Hits: 24 | Blocks: 14
S17 | SMJHL | SLT | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | PTS: 0 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 4 | Shots: 13 | Hits: 23 | Blocks: 5
S18 | SHL | SEA | GP: 20 | G: 1 | A: 6 | PTS: 7 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 24 | Shots: 18 | Hits: 41 | Blocks: 15 |
S19 | SHL | SEA | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 2 | PTS: 3 | P/M: 4 | PIM: 25 | Shots: 14 | Hits: 41 | Blocks: 11 |
S20 | SHL | SEA | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 8 | Shots: 10 | Hits: 21 | Blocks: 11 |
S21 | SHL | SEA | GP: 14 | G: 0 | A: 5 | PTS: 5 | P/M: -5 | PIM: 12 | Shots: 21 | Hits: 25 | Blocks: 19 |
S22 | SHL | SEA | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | PTS: 3 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 4 | Hits: 11 | Blocks: 5 |
S23 | SHL | SEA | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 4 | PTS: 6 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 34 | Shots: 18 | Hits: 19 | Blocks: 19 |
S24 | Did not qualify for playoffs
S25 | SHL | SEA | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 4 | PTS: 4 | P/M: -2 | PIM: 18 | Shots: 15 | Hits: 20 | Blocks: 10 |
S26 | SHL | SEA | GP: 16 | G: 1 | A: 2 | PTS: 3 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 16 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 53 | Blocks: 22 |
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DRAFTS:
S16 - SMJHL - Selected in the 1st Round, 8th Overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows
S17 - SHL - Selected in the 1st Round, 6th Overall by the Seattle Riot
TRADES:
CONTRACTS:
S16 1 year, 2 million from Saint Louis Scarecrows
S17 2 year, 8 million from Seattle Riot
S19 5 year, 12.5 million extension with Seattle Riot + NTC all seasons
S25 3 year, 4.5 million extension with Seattle Riot
AWARDS/HONORS:
S16 4 Star Cup Champions (Saint Louis Scarecrows)
S17 Awarded Quilha Agante Trophy (Top SMJHL Defenseman)
S17 Named to 1st All-Star Team (Juniors)
S17 Gold Metal (Team Latvia)
S18-26 Assistant Captain (Seattle Riot)
S18 Challenge Cup Champion (Seattle Riot)
S18 Gold Metal (Team Latvia)
S21-26 Team Sweden Assistant Captian
S21 IIHF Top Defesemen
S21 Silver Metal (Team Sweden)
S22 Bronze Metal (Team Sweden)
S23 Bronze Metal (Team Sweden)
S24 IIHF Top Defensemen
Saint Louis Scarecrows name Best Rookie Season Award after Vladimir Bodnar
SMJHL: #5  for Most Hits in a Season, 40-Game Era (149)
SHL: Tied #4 for Most Power Play Goals in a Season in 52 Game Era (10)
Triple Gold Winner: S18 SEA - S16 STL - S18 LAT - 2 Seasons
[pb]


Leonids Balzams | D | New England Wolfpack
Position: Defencemen
Player Type: Two Way Defencemen
Shoots: Right
Height: 6'03"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 67
Birthplace: Ape, Latvia
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Career Statistics:
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Regular Season:
S54 | SMJHL | STL | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 12 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -15 | PIM: 49 | Shots: 63 | Hits: 89 | Blocks: 33 | GA: 13 | TA: 23 |
S55 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 10 | PTS: 11 | P/M: -30 | PIM: 18 | Shots: 56 | Hits: 64 | Blocks: 33 | GA: 17 | TA: 29 |
S56 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 15 | PTS: 21 | P/M: 6 | PIM: 11 | Shots: 63 | Hits: 24 | Blocks: 71 | GA: 17 | TA: 30 |
S57 | SHL | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 9 | PTS: 12 | P/M: -20 | PIM: 6 | Shots: 72 | Hits: 19 | Blocks: 73 | GA: 15 | TA: 18 |
S58 | SHL | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 9 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -48 | PIM: 16 | Shots: 80 | Hits: 16 | Blocks: 91 | GA: 40 | TA: 15 |
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Playoffs:
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S54 | SMJHL | STL | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 2 | PTS: 2 | P/M: 0 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 13 | Blocks: 6 | GA: 3 | TA: 5 |
S55 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 4 | Hits: 3 | Blocks: 5 | GA: 0 | TA: 2 |
S56 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | PTS: 0 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 5 | Hits: 2 | Blocks: 5 | GA: 2 | TA: 3 |
S57 | SHL | NEW | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | PTS: 2 | P/M: -5 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 3 | Blocks: 5 | GA: 6 | TA: 2 |
S58 | Did not qualify for playoffs
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International:
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S54 | IIHF | LTV | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | P/M: -8 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 8 | Hits: 0 | Blocks: 7 | GA: 7 | TA: 5 |
S55 | WJC | RCL | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 4 | PTS: 4 | P/M: 3 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 3 | Blocks: 2 | GA: 0 | TA: 4 |
S55 | IIHF | LTV | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | PTS: 2 | P/M: -12 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 9 | Hits: 1 | Blocks: 7 | GA: 8 | TA: 2 |
S56 | WJC | RCL | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 3 | PTS: 3 | P/M: -4 | PIM: 7 | Shots: 27 | Hits: 5 | Blocks: 15 | GA: 7 | TA: 8 |
S56 | IIHF | LTV | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | PTS: 1 | P/M: -8 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 10 | Hits: 0 | Blocks: 18 | GA: 8 | TA: 6 |
S57 | IIHF | LTV | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 2 | PTS: 3 | P/M: -10 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 12 | Hits: 9 | Blocks: 15 | GA: 6 | TA: 6 |
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DRAFTS:
S55 - SHL - Selected in the 2nd Round, 19th Overall by the New England Wolfpack
S55 - SMJHL - Selected in the Expansion Draft by the Nevada BattleBorn
TRADES:

CONTRACTS:

S54 1 year, 3 million from Saint Louis Scarecrows
S55 1 year, 3 million from New England Wolfpack
S56 2 year, 6 million from New England Wolfpack
S58 3 year, 9 million from New England Wolfpack
AWARDS/HONORS:

S55 Captain (Nevada BattleBorn)
S55 WJC Gold Medal (Team UCORCAL)

Mom is from Costa Rica, so more than happy about this result. Figured there was no chance in hell they'd draw, let alone win.

Costa Rica for the win

I'm like 1/128th Costa Rican so that counts.

LA Panthers Goaltender

I'm 1/16th Italian which are close to the Spanish which are close to the Latino's which is close to the Costa Ricans

1/4 German so cheering for die Mannschaft!

What a sloppy play from Portugal! Too bad Khedira just missed that wide open net.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!! Thomas Muller!