09-23-2019, 11:13 PM Shmurph Wrote: (1) Bonus of $500k if Collin Gibbles score 35 points during the S50 regular season.(2) Bonus of $500k if Collin Gibbles has over 5 First Stars during the S51 regular season.(3) Bonus of $500k if Collin Gibbles has over 12 Power play points during the S52 regular season.(4) Bonus of $500k if Collin Gibbles leads Team in Assists during the S53 regular season.(5) Bonus of $500k if Collin Gibbles's team Wins S54 Challenge Cup.(6) Bonus of $500k if Collin Gibbles has 0 PIMS during the S55 regular season.(7) Bonus of $500k if Collin Gibbles scores 60 points during the S56 regular season.(8) Bonus of $500k if Collin Gibbles leads Team in Goals during the S57 regular season.(9) Bonus of $500k if Collin Gibbles wins any individual award during S58. (10) Bonus of $500k if Collin Gibbles has over 5 Game Winning Goals during the S59 regular season.(11) Bonus of $500k if Collin Gibbles has at least 1 Hat Trick during the S60 regular season. (12) Bonus of $500k if Collin Gibbles has 100 hits during the S61 regular season.(13) Bonus of $500k if Collin Gibbles' team finishes 1st in the conference during the S62 regular season.(14) Bonus of $500k if Collin Gibbles has a Shooting Percent greater than or equal to 15% during the S63 regular season.(15) Bonus of $500k if Collin Gibbles scores 25 assists during the S64 regular season.(16) Bonus of $500k if Collin Gibbles has a +/- over 15 during the S65 regular season.(17) Bonus of $500k if Collin Gibbles scores at least 1 empty net goal during the S66 regular season. (18) Bonus of $500k if Collin Gibbles regressed over 150 TPE during S68 regression.
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Shmurph should sign all his contracts to be this long and complicated and then just resign in favour of whichever random person HO sends in, and troll them for the next 3 real life years with ridiculous things to keep track of.
D | S62 | Merlin Metzler | Newfoundland | 199 TPE | SMJHL Career | SMJHL Regular Seasons | S61 | (GP 00) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+-0) (SHT 000) (SB 00) (P/20 0.00) | | Movement and Contracts | | S61 | Signed with Newfoundland Bezerkers, UFA D | S31 | Alexis Metzler | Buffalo | Detroit | USA | 2,002 TPE [R] Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S38-S52 Alternate Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S34-S37 Alternate Captain of the United States of America, S38-S46 1st Ballot Hall Of Fame, S54 Class | SHL Career | SHL Regular Seasons | S32 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 22) (P 31) ( -08) (SHT 077) (SB 073) (P/20 0.56) | | S33 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -02) (SHT 086) (SB 063) (P/20 0.41) | | S34 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -13) (SHT 077) (SB 072) (P/20 0.40) | | S35 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 26) (P 37) ( -05) (SHT 086) (SB 071) (P/20 0.62) | | S36 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 17) (P 26) ( -14) (SHT 078) (SB 096) (P/20 0.40) | | S37 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 31) (P 41) ( -20) (SHT 079) (SB 067) (P/20 0.62) | | S38 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 31) (P 42) ( -12) (SHT 120) (SB 080) (P/20 0.69) | | S39 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 38) (P 48) (+01) (SHT 107) (SB 083) (P/20 0.80) | | S40 | (GP 50) (G 08) (A 24) (P 32) ( -13) (SHT 098) (SB 066) (P/20 0.54) | | S41 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 30) (P 41) ( -10) (SHT 093) (SB 078) (P/20 0.67) | | S42 | (GP 50) (G 12) (A 40) (P 52) (+16) (SHT 095) (SB 068) (P/20 0.85) | | S43 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 34) (P 44) (+01) (SHT 093) (SB 081) (P/20 0.74) | | S44 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 37) (P 46) (+00) (SHT 092) (SB 070) (P/20 0.76) | | S45 | (GP 50) (G 04) (A 32) (P 36) (+03) (SHT 088) (SB 076) (P/20 0.61) | | S46 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 25) (P 35) (+13) (SHT 101) (SB 077) (P/20 0.58) | | S47 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 28) (P 39) (+15) (SHT 087) (SB 076) (P/20 0.65) | | S48 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 26) (P 31) (+06) (SHT 088) (SB 101) (P/20 0.52) | | S49 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 25) (P 28) (+03) (SHT 060) (SB 060) (P/20 0.47) | | S50 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 18) (P 21) (+02) (SHT 045) (SB 056) (P/20 0.40) | | S51 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 10) (P 11) (+07) (SHT 026) (SB 066) (P/20 0.28) | | S52 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 07) (P 08) (+07) (SHT 033) (SB 049) (P/20 0.23) | SHL Playoffs | S32 | (DNQ) | | S33 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 04) (P 04) (+02) (SHT 012) (SB 010) (P/20 0.64) | | S34 | (DNQ) | | S35 | (GP 04) (G 00) (A 01) (P 01) (+00) (SHT 014) (SB 005) (P/20 0.21) | | S36 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) (+02) (SHT 016) (SB 011) (P/20 0.57) | | S37 | (GP 07) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) (+00) (SHT 007) (SB 018) (P/20 0.31) | | S38 | (DNQ) | | S39 | (DNQ) | | S40 | (DNQ) | | S41 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) ( -04) (SHT 014) (SB 009) (P/20 0.72) | | S42 | (GP 07) (G 01) (A 03) (P 04) ( -06) (SHT 009) (SB 009) (P/20 0.64) | | S43 | (GP 09) (G 02) (A 05) (P 07) ( -06) (SHT 018) (SB 014) (P/20 0.62) | | S44 | (DNQ) | | S45 | (DNQ) | | S46 | (GP 17) (G 04) (A 09) (P 13) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 020) (P/20 0.64) | | S47 | (GP 13) (G 01) (A 05) (P 06) (+00) (SHT 018) (SB 013) (P/20 0.38) | | S48 | (GP 22) (G 04) (A 16) (P 20) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 022) (P/20 0.76) | | S49 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) ( -06) (SHT 010) (SB 009) (P/20 0.00) | | S50 | (GP 06) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) ( -01) (SHT 007) (SB 007) (P/20 0.48) | | S51 | (GP 08) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+00) (SHT 003) (SB 006) (P/20 0.00) | | S52 | (GP 15) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+01) (SHT 015) (SB 010) (P/20 0.00) | | SMJHL Career | SMJHL Regular Seasons | S30 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 28) (P 32) (+13) (SHT 059) (SB 53) (P/20 0.64) | | S31 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 22) (P 32) ( -12) (SHT 101) (SB 74) (P/20 0.59) | SMJHL Playoffs | S30 | (GP 05) (G 01) (A 02) (P 03) (+02) (SHT 010) (SB 05) (P/20 0.49) | | S31 | (GP 13) (G 06) (A 10) (P 16) (+04) (SHT 030) (SB 16) (P/20 1.01) | | Awards | Awards Won | S34 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America) | S37 | IIHF Top Defenseman | S39 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | S39 | SHL 1st All Stars Team | S40 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America) | S42 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | S42 | SHL 1st All Stars Team | S43 | SHL 3rd All Stars Team | S44 | SHL 1st All Stars Team | S46 | Challenge Cup Champions (Buffalo Stampede) Awards Nominated | S31 | Brodie Witzel Nominee (SMJHL Playoff MVP) | S35 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player) | S39 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player) | S41 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player) | S43 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | S44 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | Movement and Contracts | | S30 | Drafted to Detroit Falcons, 15th OA | S31 | Drafted to Portland Admirals, 13th OA | S31 | Signed Contract, 3x $3,000,000 S31-S33 with Portland Admirals | S31 | Traded to Buffalo Stampede for a handful of magic beans | S33 | Signed Contract, 3x $6,000,000 S34-S36 with Buffalo Stampede | S36 | Signed Contract, 2x $6,000,000 S37-S38 with Buffalo Stampede | S38 | Signed Contract, 2x $7,000,000 S39-S40, plus, | S38 | 5x $6,000,000 S41-S45 with Buffalo Stampede | S45 | Signed Contract, 2x $5,000,000 S46-S47 with Buffalo Stampede | S47 | Signed Contract, 1x $5,000,000 S48 with Buffalo Stampede | S48 | Signed Contract, 2x $4,000,000 S49-S50 with Buffalo Stampede | S50 | Signed Contract, 1x $4,000,000 S51-S52 with Buffalo Stampede HEAD OFFICE ARE A BUNCH OF NERDS
09-23-2019, 11:17 PM Flareon Wrote:
You one upped me, so this is your fault! Next someone signs until S75
S77 - LiMu Emu - LD - 251 TPE - Carolina S71 - Bob Wehadababyitsaboy - LD - Retired Selected First overall in the S70 SMJHL draft S60 - Stan Din'desque - Center - Retired First overall pick in S59 SMJHL Draft (Anaheim Outlaws) First overall pick in S60 SHL Draft (Montreal Patriotes) Traded to Quebec City from Anaheim after S60 Named Co-GM of the Montreal Patriots S61 Named GM of the Montreal Patriots S62-S63 Traded to the Winnipeg Aurora S64 S44 - Barret McCarthy - Defenseman - Retired S43 Four Star Cup Champion (Vancouver Whalers) S44 Quilha Agante Award winner for best SMJHL Defenseman S46 Ryan Jesster Award winner for Rookie of the Year S46 Rookie All-Star S49 Scott Stevens Award nominee S49 Aidan Richan Award nominee S49 2nd Team All-Star S50 Damian Littleton Award winner for Most Dedicated Member S52 Challenge Cup Champion S52 3rd Team All-Star S53 Bojo Biscuit Award Winner S55 3rd Team All-Star S36 Cloud McCarthy - Halifax Raiders - Retired
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Charlie Serpe || D || Specters || Scarecrows ||Team USA || 1298 TPE || Retired || Name: Charlie Serpe Age: 21 Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois Height: 5'11" Weight: 185 lbs Number: 13 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season Stats: S46 | 50 GP | 1 G | 19 A | 20 P | 0 | 9 PPP | 20 PIM | 50 H | 40 SB S47 | 50 GP | 10 G | 23 A | 33 P | +15 | 10 PPP | 34 PIM | 54 H | 75 SB SMJHL Playoff Stats: S46 | 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +1 | 2 PPP | 0 PIM | 9 H | 21 SB S47 | 13 GP | 4 G | 10 A | 14 P | -3 | 10 PPP | 0 PIM | 9 H | 15 SB SHL Regular Season Stats: S48 | 50 GP | 0 G | 6 A | 6 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 14 PIM | 44 H | 38 SB S49 | 50 GP | 1 G | 12 A | 13 P | +10 | 1 PPP | 18 PIM | 43 H | 38 SB S50 | 50 GP | 4 G | 19 A | 23 P | +18 | 0 PPP | 12 PIM | 22 H | 39 SB S51 | 50 GP | 0 G | 22 A | 22 P | +15 | 3 PPP | 8 PIM | 29 H | 48 SB S52 | 50 GP | 5 G | 25 A | 30 P | +6 | 9 PPP | 16 PIM | 27 H | 72 SB S53 | 50 GP | 3 G | 10 A | 13 P | +2 | 2 PPP | 20 PIM | 29 H | 125 SB S54 | 44 GP | 2 G | 12 A | 14 P | +7 | 2 PPP | 14 PIM | 4 H | 88 SB S55 | 50 GP | 5 G | 19 A | 24 P | 17 | 0 PPP | 16 PIM | 22 H | 74 SB SHL Playoff Stats: S48 | 13 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 19 H | 7 SB S49 | 11 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | +3 | 0 PPP | 8 PIM | 17 H | 11 SB S50 | 10 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -3 | 0 PPP | 7 PIM | 7 H | 13 SB S51 | 5 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | +1 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 4 H | 3 SB S52 | 13 GP | 0 G | 6 A | 6 P | +6 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 3 H | 11 SB S53 | 3 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | +0 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 1 H | 5 SB S54 | 17 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | +0 | 2 PPP | 8 PIM | 3 H | 52 SB S55 | 20 GP | 1 G | 7 A | 8 P | +1 | 0 PPP | 18 PIM | 8 H | 43 SB ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 15th overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows in the S46 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 10th overall by the New Orleans Specters in the S47 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S46 SMJHL Four Star Cup Champion S46 St. Louis Scarecrows Luke Riggs Award for Most Locker Room Activity S46 St. Louis Scarecrows Vladmir Bodnar Award for Best Rookie S50 IIHF Gold Medal S51 IIHF Gold Medal S53 IIHF Gold Medal S54 Challenge Cup Champion Victor Fedorov || C || Platoon || Scarecrows || Team Russia || Retired || Name: Victor Ferorov Age: 18 Birthplace: Moscow, Russia Height: 6'3" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 13 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season Stats: S56 | 50 GP | 3 G | 13 A | 16 P | -8 | 0 PPP | 46 PIM | 86 H | 71 SB S57 | 66 GP | 6 G | 17 A | 23 P | -8 | 0 PPP | 20 PIM | 49 H | 73 SB SMJHL Playoff Stats: SHL Regular Season Stats: SHL Playoff Stats: ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 28th overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows in the S56 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 38th overall by the Baltimore Platoon in the S57 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: Vadim Askerov || D || Grizzlies || Patriotes || 437 TPE || Name: Vadim Askerov Age: 21 Birthplace: Moscow, Russia Height: 6'1" Weight: 185 lbs Number: 13 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season Stats: S61 | 49 GP | 6 G | 22 A | 28 P | -10 | 10 PPP | 16 PIM | 26 H | 65 SB S62 | 66 GP | 12 G | 37 A | 49 P | +33 | 8 PPP | 18 PIM | 26 H | 78 SB SMJHL Playoff Stats: S61 | 12 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | +1 | 2 PPP | 4 PIM | 6 H | 23 SB S62 | 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 3 H | 2 SB Vadim Askerov Player Page
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