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*thiefofcheese* · 10-05-2019, 09:26 AM

Hot Potato Trophy - SMJHL S50 Sim 2

SMJHL S50 Game 16 - STL @ KEL

SMJHL Game 16 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: James Ronlain @Rankle
Team: St. Louis Scarecrows
Victim: N/A
Team: Kelowna Knights
Time: N/A
Total possession time: 1:00:00
Hot po-take-to: Ronlain came to the rink today sporting a flashy new potato brown suit, potato skin shoes, and a straw hat. He seems to really be embracing the ownership of The Potato. This has earned him ridicule from some of his teammates and the press but he's definitely gone all in. When the pre game talk was over Ronlain hit the ice with the intention of hanging onto it for the foreseeable future. He seemed to shy away from any player contact that could be construed as a hit and just played his game. After a full 60 minutes of dodging, ducking, dipping, diving, and dodging James was able to keep The Package secure.

SMJHL S50 Game 19 - KEL @ STL

SMJHL Game 19 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: James Ronlain @Rankle
Team: St. Louis Scarecrows
Victim: N/A
Team: Kelowna Knights
Time: N/A
Total possession time: 1:00:00
Hot po-take-to: With all eyes back on Ronlain he did not disappoint. He came in wearing the same clothes as yesterday and the potato skin shoes have begun to rot. After mixing with man sweat he managed to get kicked out of the locker room and was seen talking with The Potato in the back halls pregame. He even came up with a handshake with The Potato that is too strange to out into words. On the ice Ronlain again managed to stay away from any physical contact and will once again be the Protector of the Potato.

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Rankle · 10-06-2019, 12:42 AM

What can I say, I like my potatoes.

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