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Hot Potato Trophy - SMJHL S50 Sim 4
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Hot Potato Trophy - SMJHL S50 Sim 4


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SMJHL S50 Game 36 - KEL @ STL

SMJHL Game 36 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: James Ronlain @Rankle
Team: St. Louis Scarecrows
Victim: N/A
Team: Kelowna Knights
Time: N/A
Total possession time:  1:00:00
Hot po-take-to:
Ronlain showed up to the rink tonight covered in dirt, which was actually a bit nice as the dirt was able to block some of the smell still lingering on him. He looked a bit...off. When asked questions at the pre game press conference, he answered in nothing but Potato puns and Potato facts. He is now truly submersed into the world of the Potato. When asked about the dirt covering his entire body, Ronlain responded with “To be a Potato, one has to grow like a Potato.” Cryptic, yes. Does this mean Ronlain is trying to grow into a Potato? Has he been burying himself in dirt each night after practice amongst other Potatoes? This is getting out of hand.



SMJHL S50 Game 39 - STL @ CAR

SMJHL Game 39 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: James Ronlain @Rankle
Team: St. Louis Scarecrows
Victim: N/A
Team: Carolina Kraken
Time: N/A
Total possession time:  1:05:00
Hot po-take-to:
No conversation for Ronlain tonight at the rink. One could guess that he’s not talking anymore because Potatoes don’t talk either. Again, he was covered in dirt. This time he attached a heat lamp to himself and had his own space on the bench with top soil and mulch. Between shifts he would completely bury himself in the soil, only to emerge again once his name is called. One has to ask what the hell is wrong with St. louis at this point? Can they not find another player to replace him? He’s literally trying to become a Potato. The scary thing is that...it’s working??? At the end of the game, roots could be seen growing from his feet and he had more than 2 eyes. Ones which he couldn’t see out of but nonetheless. Will he pull off the seemingly impossible and become a Potato himself?




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(This post was last modified: 10-08-2019, 02:40 AM by bbjygm.)

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