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Hot Potato Trophy - SMJHL S50 Sim 7
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Hot Potato Trophy - SMJHL S50 Sim 7


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SMJHL S50 Game 62 - COL @ STL

SMJHL Game 62 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: James Ronlain @Rankle
Team: St. Louis Scarecrows
Victim: N/A
Team: Colorado Raptors
Time: N/A
Total possession time:  1:00:00
Hot po-take-to:
James Ronlain has fully embraced his new role as a potato. He no longer responds to his given name anymore, he only knows himself as "The Spud". He might not be the elite scorer he once dreamed of being, but now at least he's a starchy vegetable that seems to go with everything. He still spends almost the entirety of his time underground, convincing his teammates to move him from rink to rink. There's a pre-dug hole for The Spud in his home arena in St. Louis. Maybe that's how, unbelievably, he managed to use his roots to deflect a shot from a teammate directly into the net. The Spud therefore becomes the first tuber to ever score a goal in the SMJHL.  





SMJHL S50 Game 69 - STL @ VAN

SMJHL Game 69 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: James Ronlain @Rankle
Team: St. Louis Scarecrows
Victim: N/A
Team: Vancouver Whalers
Time: N/A
Total possession time:  1:00:00
Hot po-take-to:
James "The Spud" Ronlain, to the surprise of almost no one, remains a potato. It's quite difficult to deliver devastating hits when you spend all your time underground, with only a stem and some leafy greens to show others where you are. Despite it being almost physically impossible for The Spud to deliver a hit, he still can contribute to the game and his team. With immense forethought and effort, he manages to place some of his leaves right in the way of an opposing player. He slightly bends his stem in a J shape around the leg of the Vancouver player. You know, like a hook. Although now he would be quite delicious when fried, The Spud still is out there making plays. Interestingly enough, he is now the most popular player in the league among Irish fans.  





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All hail The Spud!

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