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S50 SMJHL PT 3 - Slam Poetry
#16

Stiff cross-check you fall
Rivals on ice one face down 
Painful reflection

Coming hard and fast
Into the glass you will go
The puck will be mine

If you dare to drop
Tempers will flair blazing hot
The gloves will come off

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#17

Poor Carolina
Big Pirate Filled Their Kraken
I Think They Liked It

Halifax Raiders
How is the Weather Down There?
Raiding the Basement

Terrible Goalies
Detroit Falcons Scoreboard Needs
To Replace Burnt Bulbs

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#18

Ruslan got guns out
Welcome to the snipe show y'all
Soon, you will all see

The Whalers ship sinks
Like Seattle, they riot
Sad in rain city

Scarebros reign supreme, a dream?
I say no. No way, no how.
Call out, fuck Detroit!

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#19

Andrey likes to skate
Raquel likes to slap rubber
Luca stops the pucks

Butterfly style
Flopping on the ice all game
I prefer hybrid

The Kelowna Knights
Eleven cups and counting
Simply the greatest

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#20

Where are the Falcons?
They don't show up on the ice
barely a challenge

Halifax, oh my
remember when they were good?
ancient history

The Lethbridge Lions?
I think of them as house cats
bit cats with no roar
#21
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Vancouver Whalers
Why do you even bother
Just call it a day

Beautiful weather
And the home of Disney land
Anaheim still sucks

Alaska fresh air
Hey Anchorage Armada
We're coming for you

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#22

St. Louis Scarecrows.
Cower in the killing fields.
Here come your demons.

Motor City men.
Hide behind your snide remarks.
Bite down on your tongue.

The Raiders hold fast.
Cutting our teeth on those who
would stand against us.

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#23
(This post was last modified: 10-20-2019, 02:38 AM by Jearim.)

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@Zoone16, you're welcome lol

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Knights ||  Patriotes



Whalers|| Renegades ||  Patriotes ||  Finland


Renegades ||Militia ||Canada  

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#24

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#25

detriot falcons, bad
nour harrak is bad gm
whalers are better

ben waters is dumb
he lacks the big brain power
kind of smells bad too

steelhawks are not good
always lose in first round oof
i blame ben waters

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#27

Playing with their dicks
In that there penalty box
Halifax culture



Step onto the ice
Easiest goals of my life
Literal scarecrows



Donini meanie
Looks awful in a beanie
They didnt draft me

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#28

Mellow, mild, hockey day,
calling teams out to play.
Summer's on there way!


Wachter was on fire,
for goalie it was dark and somber.
He sleeps peacefully.

Salt taste fills the air
Scream and fear everywhere
The Kraken is here

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#29
(This post was last modified: 10-20-2019, 06:38 PM by Grum.)

Lethbridge Lions suck
When they lose they break game links
Playoffs round one exit

Halifax Raiders
Didn't even contact me
Will soon regret it

The HO won't talk
Leaving the league in chaos
At least there's good memes

HO I love you
Please don't kill me for my poem
Ok thanks good bye
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