Igor has joined forces with some of his hiking buddies to sing a song for the fans after first period. It's an intermission, and the players are thinking of what strategy to use for the next period to beat the other team. It's time! Igor goes onto the ice to perform with his buddies Tolik and Sergei...

Wait, what's that on the ice? An... adding machine?

Igor, come on.

Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-nine bottles of beer,
Take one down, pass it around,
adding machine prints something out
Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall!

Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-eight bottles of beer,
Take one down, pass it around,
adding machine prints something out
Ninety-seven bottles of beer on the wall!

Ninety-seven bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-seven bottles of beer,
Take one down, pass it around,
adding machine prints something out
Ninety-six bottles of beer on the wall!

Ninety-six bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-six bottles of beer,
Take one down, pass it around,
Seventy-five... Seventy five? -No, that can't be right, Tolik. -Igor, it must be even, right? -I think so.
adding machine prints something out
Ninety-five bottles of beer on the wall!

Igor, make a note of that. -I will.

Ninety-four bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-four bottles of beer,
Take one down, pass it around,
adding machine prints something out
Ninety-four bott- Ninety-four? No, ninety-three. I subtracted zero by mistake. -Oh well, ninety-four Ninety-four bottles of beer on the wall!

Ninety-four bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-four bottles of beer,
Take one down, pass it around,
adding machine prints something out
Ninety-three bottles of beer on the wall!

Ninety-three bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-three bottles of beer,
Take one down, pass it around,
Tolik struggles with the machine
Ninety-three ninety-three ninety-three ninety-three ninety-three NINETY-THREE NINETY-THREE NINETY-THREE NINETY-THREE NINETY-THREE NINETY-THREE NINETY-THREE!!!!
adding machine finally prints something out
Ninety-two?
Ninety-two bottles of beer on the wall!
It got stuck, Igor.

Ninety-two bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-two bottles of beer,
Take ten down, pass them around,
adding machine prints something out
Eighty-two bottles of beer on the wall!

Eighty-two bottles of beer on the wall,
Eighty-two bottles of beer,
Take two down, divide by two,
adding machine prints something out
Forty bottles of beer on the wall!

Forty bottles of beer on the wall,
Forty bottles of beer,
Take half down and then one more,
adding machine prints something out
Nineteen bottles of beer on the wall!

Nineteen bottles of beer on the wall,
Nineteen bottles of beer,
Take negative nine and then root eighty one,
adding machine prints something out
Tolik stares at the result, confused
Nineteen bottles of beer on the wall!

Igor? I think there's a problem. Negative goes down, right? -No, that's how math works, Tolik.

Nineteen bottles of beer on the wall,
Nineteen bottles of beer,
Take four down and divide by a tenth,
adding machine prints something out

What the hell?

I swear.

One hundred fifty bottles of beer on the wall!

Sergei, we have a problem. The machine is broken! -Igor says it's correct. What's going on? -I'll take care of it, guys.

Igor goes aside to mess with the machine, calculating a few numbers. Well, more than a few numbers. He's been at it for a few minutes now and the roll of paper is getting very long.

Guys, where were we? 99, 98, 97... blah blah, 92, 82, 40, 19, 19 again, 150...

One hundred fifty bottles of beer on the wall,
One hundred fifty bottles of beer on the wall,
Divide by three halves, subtract 24, add the ninth prime, subtract the square root of nine and add three...
Igor, are you sure this is going to work? -I swear. It will!
adding machine prints something out
Tolik stares at the result, confused

Igor, you idiot.

Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall!

Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-nine bottles of beer,
Take down eleven groups of three squared...
Igor, I'm done. -Yeah, so am I.
Zero bottles of beer on the wall!

S48 Four Star Cup Champion (Vancouver Whalers)

This math is confusing my head.

@Leppish Sorry, bud. But it had to be done.

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