15 - sent (3 TPE)


I am personally rooting for the Tampa Bay Barracuda to win the Challenge Cup for.... obvious reasons. It would be very cool for Olivier to get a cup under his belt, especially with this particular crew and especially when his career is still on the upswing. We're young but we're fierce and we're hungry and we're gonna crush this shit. chomp chomp water dog. Plus, Calgary already has so many cups, they don't need another one. The people of Tampa Bay deserve this success for their city; Calgary is boring and cold and full of conservatives. Also, it's my birthday today, and I deserve this. FISH NOISES.


I'm not going to lie, Olivier's performance in the playoffs so far has been. rather subpar. Playing over 23 average minutes per game and only having four points is just embarrassing. Soderberg had the same number of shots on goal through the first 12 games, but he's leading the team with 18 points, because he knows what the fuck he's doing and can actually put the puck in the net, something Olivier seems to have forgotten how to do. Oliver is at least defensively responsible, so he's got that going for him, but he's supposed to be a fucking sniper. Get your shit together, Cloutier. If there's one area he needs to improve upon, it's scoring actual goals while playing the actual game, which will help his team because the more goals they score, the more likely they are to win. That's how hockey works. You score the most goals. God.


Gunnar Soderberg is definitely going to have a more dominant finals than Mike Izzy, on account of how he is a god and is going to drag the Tampa Bay Barracuda to holding the Challenge Cup with a combo of sheer willpower and pictures of his cute dog. chomp chomp water dog.


Benjamin Blue is a better goaltender than Kata Vilde on account of how Benjamin Blue is super fun and has varied skills and is on the Tampa Bay Barracuda, which is the team I am on and thus want to win. I actually don't know who Kata Vilde is, even, so.


I think this series will be high-scoring, because Tampa Bay won the first game by scoring six goals, which is wild, and I think it won't be competitive at all, because I have my broom out and I'm ready to sweep some dragons right the fuck off the ice. Bye, losers.


I'll be honest here, I think the Dragons have a better squad of names overall, but I can't pick a Dragon for this task, so my favourite player name is Maui. It's simple, clean, no pesky second name; it evokes thoughts of Hawaii weather and also Moana, which is a dope film.


I would choose an hour long stick and puck session with Jepox. I think it would be fun and that Jepox would only mock me a little bit for not being as good with a stick as he is, and then we could complain about how sore we are after a lot and it would be some primo bonding.


I think the playoffs would be more exciting if we played a full regulation game but after each game, the number of players allowed on the ice is decreased by one, so game 2 is 4v4, game 3 is 3v3, game 4 is 2v2, game 5 is 1v1, and if the series has to go to games six and seven, the goalies just try and score on each other from either end of the ice. The forwards and defencemen can take a shift in net, but they have to wear full goalie gear. Can you imagine how many goals would be scored in those early game? rip to the goalies but the fans in the stands would be lit as fuck. And then the goalie faceoffs. The meme potential. They obviously will have to faceoff at center ice and then book it back to their nets if they lose the faceoff. Prime entertainment.