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Walter Ulrich
What if I told you, he really was all hype?
“Troy Reynolds is not a generational talent. He’s all talk and no substance. All he’s ever done is create enemies in juniors, in the pros. Everywhere he goes, mediocrity follows.” - Skip Bayless.
“It’s almost like the less he drank and partied, the worse he got. I’ve never seen anything like it.” - Edward Balls.
“I remember the day he was drafted to Toronto and all I thought was ‘oh shit, this isn’t gonna be good’.” - Doc Emrick.
“Troy Reynolds? Who the fuck is that guy?” - Jimmy Slothface.
“He literally washed out of the league and came back purely because of a favor from an old friend. Troy Reynolds is only in the league because of one season in juniors. The motherfucker has a laundry list of problems and he has no business being in the SHL.” - anonymous SHLer
“I heard his girl turned him to religion. He’s a changed man. Still can’t play worth a shit, and she ended up leaving him because he wasn’t good enough in the sack so...ya know.” - Jax Duggan.
“Breaking news: the Texas Renegades have signed Troy Reynolds to a new deal. The former North Star has agreed to a one year deal.”
“I FIND IT ABSOLUTELY EGREGIOUS THAT THIS COKE FIEND GETS A SECOND CHANCE IN THE LEAGUE! KAWHI LEONARD MADE IT WORK IN TORONTO, WHY COULDN’T TROY REYNOLDS?” - Stephen A. Smith
“Isn’t Troy Reynolds still wanted in Halifax for assaulting some guy outside of a bar? Did he ever get tried for that? Am I the only person who wants justice around here?” - Some fuckin’ narc
“So he signed a one year deal. Then he played like a ghost. Then they give him another handout one year deal to prove he isn’t a shell of himself. And he plays like a shell of himself. Thank god they didn’t bring him back again this year, maybe the entire league has come to their senses.”
Not so fast, my friend.
“Breaking News: Somehow, someway, Troy Reynolds has signed another one year contract with the Texas Renegades. Despite underperforming and completely avoiding all media contact for years, Troy Reynolds receives another chance at redemption.”
“Troy Reynolds has released his first statement in years. We apologize in advance for the strong language used.”
“If you ever make a 30 For 30 about me in a negative light, I will ruin your plans at every chance. I’m not signing with Texas for redemption, because there’s nothing about me that needs to be redeemed. I left the public light in Toronto after pussifying myself to quell management’s concerns. After many talks with the brass in Texas, we came to terms on a deal contingent on my right to express myself freely. I don’t have any ill will towards Toronto, but I’m going to whoop their ass when we’re on the ice. It’s just business.
Now I’ve heard a few rumblings since I’ve been away from you useless media pricks who couldn’t write a normal story to save your lives so you depend on real motherfuckers like me to give you a story. I heard a Vancouver goalie say that I was the only thing going for Halifax last week. First of all, you’re right, but second of all, how fucking dare you. I will not associate my name in a positive light with a fuckin’ Whaler. Either insult me like a man or I’ll ankle pick your aunt.
Now that I’ve returned to Texas, I would like to tell everyone how much I admire San Antonio women. Toronto’s horrible strip clubs showed me that just because you’re a petite woman with massive assets, that doesn’t mean you know how to dance, how to be erotic, or how to make all of the blood in my body flow straight to my phallus. After two years in Texas, I can confirm that Charles Barkley is full of shit and San Antonio women are fine.
I can also confirm that the New England Wolfpack should rename themselves to the New England Scared Pups because they play like 4-year-olds whose siblings just made them watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre. They’re scared homie. I’ve played with a few of those cats. Guy Zheng looked like a fuckin’ ghost when we played in the Prospect Showcase all those years ago. Every time I saw him in Kelowna, he looked like he was about to shit his pants. Don’t be scared, homie. I’m just going to baptize you like all of the other good boys and girls of the SHL.
And Perry Morgan, I remember every moment with you in Halifax. The media treated you like a fuckin’ saint. Yet you’re the one who had the coke in that club. ‘Innocent Perry Morgan wouldn’t hurt a fly’. That’s some number 1 bullshit and we both know it. The front office put a letter on you, but where were you when Detroit faced us? Hell, a little birdie told me that you were in our GM’s ear, telling him to trade me to Detroit. That kind of shit makes me feel less guilty for shitting in your cat’s litter box and making you think that Mittens had something wrong with him.
Now, the New Orleans Specters might as well be the New Orleans Spectators because they play like the jackasses who sit in the front row banging on the glass all night long. To put this in perspective, their brass watched Halifax put all of their faith in Jimmy Slothface to be the face of the franchise, then flounder. They watched that and decided to do the exact same thing. That’s the equivalent of drafting Christian Hackenburg in the second round despite his lackluster results, only to realize that he isn’t good and never let him play a snap. Except Jimmy was a first-round pick. It’s stuff like this that makes me wonder if New Orleans has computers to look up stats or game film or if they just blindfold a random front office employee and make him throw a dart at a wall filled with prospects’ pictures to make their picks.
Also, Jimmy straight up raw-dogged his Roomba once.
I looked at Aleister Cain once when we played on the US World Juniors squad and he has the body language of a limp noodle. I wish he had the flexibility of a limp noodle, but no. He has the flexibility of a 2x4. He’s stiffer than Perry Morgan’s mother’s back before I give her free massages. Plus I’m pretty sure Cain is either the name of that brother in the bible who murdered Abel, or an injury-prone retired MMA fighter. Either way, you smell like gasoline bro.
I’d talk some shit to the reigning champions like the good old days but like. I’m older and wiser. Why the fuck would I trash the Blizzard? The Blizzard is a scrumptious treat and Dairy Queen deserves every championship and award they get for this wonderful creation from the heavens.
What the fuck do you mean not that Blizzard? Hold the fucking phone. Marty, are you telling me that Edmonton won the title? You’ve gotta be yanking my fucking toenails here. No, I’m keeping that in the statement because I want ESPN, TSN or some other horseshit source to confirm to me that the Edmonton Blizzard won the championship. I didn’t watch the playoffs because I don’t believe in giving anyone else’s team ratings. You admit defeat when you give them ratings.
And Tampa Bay? They’re cool. I miss you, Matty boy. Don’t murder anymore Russians.
I’d like to give a special shoutout to Buffalo. For a frozen hellhole, you guys are okay except not really because a bunch of you fuckers are from Detroit. Monkey D. Luffy can’t lace up my skates. None of you can lace up my skates. They’re velcro bitch.
Now ESPN, make sure to line up all of your shitty pundits and mediocre anchors on their knees to suck me off, because The Resurrection™ tour begins today. If you want access, you’ll make sure to treat me correctly, unlike the bullshit pieces of ASS that were in Toronto and Halifax. I don’t know if Texas has journalists or if they took em all behind the shed Old Yeller style, but I’m sure it’s better than the last two dumpster fire publications.
In conclusion, papa is about to dad dick the league, and I’m going in hard without any lube.
PS: Sophia Miacova is a lying bitch. She’s like a fish in bed. You ever have a woman try to make you roleplay as a fisherman while she pretends to be a trout? That shit scars you for life. Peace out girl scouts, I’m about ten minutes late to my contract signing." - Reverend Troy Reynolds, specializing in baptizing all you fools.
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Big Walter Ulrich
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DEMIR BELLONA | RD | QUEBEC CITY CITADELLES | MONTREAL PATRIOTES PROSPECT Name: Demir Bellona Height: 5' 11'' Weight: 185 lbs Number: 21 MATT KHOLIN | C | BUFFALO STAMPEDE | RETIRED Name: Matt Kholin Height: 6' 1'' Weight: 205 lbs Number: 15 Peak TPE: 2069 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Achievements Round 4 #35 overall S45 SMJHL by Halifax Raiders Round 1 #14 overall S46 SMHL by Tampa Bay Barracuda S45 WJC Team Canada Silver Medal Winner S45 Nominated for the Esa Anrikkanen Award (Rookie of the Year) S46 WJC Team Canada Bronze Medal Winner S47 WJC Team Canada Gold Medal Winner S47 Jared Hanson Award Winner (Most Points) S47 Roberto Martucci Award Winner (Most Goals) S47 Ideen Fallah Award Winner (Regular Season MVP) S47 Brandon Holmes Award Winner (Top Defensive Forward) S47 Ron Bolt Award Winner (Most Sportsmanlike Player) S48 All Rookie Team S50 IIHF Team Canada Bronze Medal Winner S53 Damian Littleton Award Nominated (Most Dedicated) S53 Elias Armia Award Winner (The Commissioner's Award of Excellence) S54 Traded at the Trade Deadline to Buffalo Stampede S54 Damian Littleton Award Winner (Most Dedicated) S54 Jeff Dar Award Nominated (Best Two-Way Forward) S54 Aidan Richan Award Nominated (Most improved) S54 All-Star 2nd Team S54 IIHF Team Canada Gold Medal Winner S55 IIHF Team Canada Bronze Medal Winner S56 IIHF Team Canada Gold Medal Winner S57 IIHF Team Canada Gold Medal Winner S57 Damian Littleton Award Nominated (Most Dedicated) S59 Damian Littleton Award Nominated (Most Dedicated) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Statistics S48 TBB: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 19 P: 33 S49 TBB: GP: 50 G: 9 A: 20 P: 29 S50 TBB: GP: 50 G: 11 A: 22 P: 33 S51 TBB: GP: 50 G: 13 A: 16 P: 29 S52 TBB: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 28 P: 42 S53 TBB: GP: 50 G: 15 A: 24 P: 39 S54 BUF: GP: 50 G: 32 A: 40 P: 72 S55 BUF: GP: 50 G: 19 A: 35 P: 54 S56 BUF: GP: 50 G: 20 A: 33 P: 53 S57 BUF: GP: 66 G: 23 A: 46 P: 69 S58 BUF: GP: 66 G: 24 A: 43 P: 67 S59 BUF: GP: 66 G: 36 A: 45 P: 81 S60 BUF: GP: 66 G: 32 A: 51 P: 83 S61 BUF: GP: 66 G: 40 A: 28 P: 68 S62 BUF: GP: 66 G: 20 A: 36 P: 56 Career: GP: 846 G: 322 A: 486 P: 808 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs Statistics S48 TBB: GP: 7 G: 1 A: 2 P: 3 S49 TBB: GP: 12 G: 2 A: 8 P: 10 S50 TBB: GP: 19 G: 4 A: 8 P: 12 S51 TBB: GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 S52 TBB: Eliminated S53 TBB: Eliminated S54 BUF: GP: 13 G: 2 A: 8 P: 10 S55 BUF: GP: 17 G: 4 A: 11 P: 15 S56 BUF: GP: 23 G: 6 A: 11 P: 17 S57 BUF: GP: 17 G: 7 A: 9 P: 16 S58 BUF: GP: 21 G: 9 A: 4 P: 13 S59 BUF: GP: 19 G: 12 A: 9 P: 21 S60 BUF: GP: 22 G: 5 A: 15 P: 20 S61 BUF: GP: 9 G: 5 A: 0 P: 5 S62 BUF: GP: 9 G: 1 A: 5 P: 6 Career: GP: 192 G: 58 A: 92 P: 150 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- International Statistics S45 WJC CAN: GP: 22 G: 2 A: 5 P: 7 S46 WJC CAN: GP: 29 G: 7 A: 23 P: 30 S47 WJC CAN: GP: 28 G: 7 A: 21 P: 28 S47 IIHF CAN: GP: 12 G: 2 A: 2 P: 4 S48 IIHF CAN: GP: 13 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 S49 IIHF CAN: GP: 13 G: 1 A: 4 P: 5 S50 IIHF CAN: GP 14: G: 0 A: 3 P: 3 S51 IIHF CAN: GP 13: G: 1 A: 4 P: 5 S52 IIHF CAN: GP 12: G: 7 A: 3 P: 10 S53 IIHF CAN: GP 14: G: 9 A: 9 P: 18 S54 IIHF CAN: GP 17: G: 10 A: 9 P: 19 S55 IIHF CAN: GP 14: G: 6 A: 8 P: 14 S56 IIHF CAN: GP 15: G: 3 A: 13 P: 16 S57 IIHF CAN: GP 15: G: 7 A: 5 P: 12 S58 IIHF CAN: GP 15: G: 3 A: 7 P: 10 S59 IIHF CAN: GP 12: G: 1 A: 5 P: 6 S60 IIHF CAN: GP 13: G: 3 A: 8 P: 11 S61 IIHF CAN: GP 15: G: 3 A: 6 P: 9 S62 IIHF CAN: GP 15: G: 1 A: 4 P: 5 Career: GP: 302 G: 70 A: 138 P: 208 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season S45 HAL: GP: 50 G: 15 A: 17 P: 32 S46 HAL: GP: 50 G: 10 A: 17 P: 27 S47 HAL: GP: 50 G: 24 A: 24 P: 48 Career: GP: 150 G: 49 A: 58 P: 107 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs Statistics S45 HAL: GP: 11 G: 4 A: 6 P: 10 S46 HAL: GP: 13 G: 3 A: 5 P: 8 S47 HAL: GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 Career: GP: 28 G: 7 A: 13 P: 20 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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EMIL KARLSSON | C | MONTREAL PATRIOTES | 847 TPE NAME: Emil Karlsson BIRTHPLACE: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 230 lbs NUMBER: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S76 MTL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: , H: TOT: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: , H: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S72 DET: GP: 8, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -8, H: 9 S73 DET: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 23, P: 41, +/-: -3, H: 73 S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 9, A: 24, P: 33, +/-: -7, H: 59 S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 38, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 90 TOT: GP: 206, G: 44, A: 85, P: 129, +/-: -9, H: 231 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S72 DET: DNQ S73 DET: GP: 9, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: -7, H: 9 S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 12 S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -8, H: 15 TOT: GP: 40, G: 7, A: 18, P: 25, +/-: -11, H: 36 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S74: Four Star Cup champion (Detroit Falcons) S74: WJC Gold Medal (Team Norden) S75: WJC Gold Medal (Team Norden) ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S72: Signed as UDFA with Detroit Falcons S73: Drafted 16th overall by Detroit Falcons S74: Drafted 6th overall by Montreal Patriotes ------------------------------------------------------------ ISAK SOGARD | D | RETIRED NAME: Isak Sogard BIRTHPLACE: Bergen, Norway HEIGHT: 6'2" WEIGHT: 220 lbs NUMBER: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S68 STL: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 1, H: 16 S69 KEL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 TOT: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 1, H: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S68 STL: GP: 16, G: 0, A: 9, P: 9, +/-: 10, H: 16 S69 KEL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 TOT: GP: 16, G: 0, A: 9, P: 9, +/-: 10, H: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S68: Signed as UDFA with St. Louis Scarecrows S69: Drafted 2nd overall by Kelowna Knights ------------------------------------------------------------ KAARLO KEKKONEN | LW | RETIRED NAME: Kaarlo Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Akaa, Finland HEIGHT: 6'4" WEIGHT: 220 lbs NUMBER: 82 --------------------------------------------------------- SHL CAREER STATS S54 TEX: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 13, P: 18, +/-: -5, H: 12 S55 TEX: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 16, P: 26, +/-: -11, H: 19 S56 TEX: GP: 50, G: 21, A: 23, P: 44, +/-: 4, H: 23 S57 TEX: GP: 66, G: 26, A: 40, P: 66, +/-: 37, H: 23 S58 TEX: GP: 66, G: 28, A: 47, P: 75, +/-: 37, H: 15 S59 TEX: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 39, P: 70, +/-: 34, H: 27 S60 MTL: GP: 66, G: 29, A: 37, P: 66, +/-: -21, H: 55 S61 MTL: GP: 66, G: 30, A: 30, P: 60, +/-: -13, H: 89 S62 PHI: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 51, P: 91, +/-: 18, H: 47 S63 PHI: GP: 66, G: 21, A: 50, P: 71, +/-: 23, H: 58 S64 PHI: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 32, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 51 S65 PHI: GP: 66, G: 21, A: 37, P: 58, +/-: 18, H: 57 S66 PHI: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 24, P: 42, +/-: -21, H: 142 S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 20, A: 30, P: 50, +/-: -8, H: 69 S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 17, P: 34, +/-: -4, H: 117 TOT: GP: 942, G: 352, A: 486, P: 838, +/-: 124, H: 804 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S54 TEX: DNQ S55 TEX: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 0, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 2 S56 TEX: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -6 , H: 1 S57 TEX: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -3, H: 1 S58 TEX: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 2, H: 6 S59 TEX: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 3, H: 10 S60 MTL: DNQ S61 MTL: DNQ S62 PHI: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 5, H: 8 S63 PHI: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -1, H: 6 S64 PHI: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -7, H: 3 S65 PHI: GP: 7, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: 4, H: 6 S66 PHI: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: 1, H: 10 S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3 S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 9, A: 4, P: 13, +/-: -6, H: 34 TOT: GP: 92, G: 29, A: 30, P: 59, +/-: -10, H: 87 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S49 DET: GP:5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 0 S50 DET: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 12, P: 21, +/-: -6, H: 47 S51 DET: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/-: 8, H: 42 S52 DET: GP: 50, G: 29, A: 33, P: 62, +/-: 19, H: 58 S53 DET: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 31, P: 50, +/-: 25 H: 5 TOT: GP: 205, G: 73, A: 99, P: 172, +/-: 45, H: 152 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S50 DET: GP: 10, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 1, H: 10 S51 DET: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -4, H: 8 S52 DET: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 3, P: 9, +/-: 6, H: 10 S53 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 0, H: 7 TOT: GP: 44, G: 10, A: 10, P: 27, +/-: 3, H: 35 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS S50 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: -4, H: 1 S51 FIN: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 5 S52 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 3 S53 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -8, H: 1 S54 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0 S55 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: -5, H: 2 S56 FIN: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -2, H: 0 S57 FIN: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: -6, H: 0 S58 FIN: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -6, H: 4 S59 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/-: -3, H: 12 S60 FIN: GP: 12, G: 11, A: 4, P: 15, +/-: 12, H: 12 S61 FIN: GP: 14, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: 10, H: 12 S62 FIN: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: 8, H: 8 S63 FIN: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 4, P: 8, +/-: 6, H: 6 TOT: GP: 174, G: 50, A: 55, P: 105, +/-: -6, H: 66 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S52: 1st Team All SMJHL S52: Jared Hanson Trophy (SMJHL Points Leader) S52: Roberto Martucci Trophy (SMJHL Goals Leader) S52: Raymond Lindsay Trophy (SMJHL Players MVP) S52: Ideen Fallah Trophy (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP) S53: 1st Team All SMJHL S53: Ron Bolt Trophy (SMJHL Most Sportsmanlike) S53: Four Star Cup champion (Detroit Falcons) S59: Challenge Cup champion (Texas Renegades) S60: Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S60: All SHL 3rd Team S60: SHL All-Star S61: IIHF Bronze Medal (Finland) S61: SHL All-Star S62: Ron Mexico (MVP) Nominee S62: All SHL 2nd Team S62: IIHF Gold Medal (Finland) S62: SHL All-Star S63: SHL All-Star S64: SHL All-Star S64: IIHF Gold Medal (Finland) ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S50: Drafted 8th overall by Detroit Falcons S51: Drafted 31st overall by Texas Renegades (GM Pick) S51: Signed ELC with Texas, 3 seasons @ 8 mil S54: Signed extension with Texas, 3 seasons @ 9 mil S57: Signed extension with Texas, 3 seasons @ 12 mil S60: Signed extension with Montreal, 2 seasons @ 8 mil S62: Signed extension with Montreal, 1 season @ 4 mil S62: Traded to Philadelphia Forge S63: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 6 mil S64: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 5 mil S65: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 5 mil S66: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 4 mil S67: Signed as Free Agent with Buffalo, 2 seasons @ 8 mil ------------------------------------------------------------ DANIEL KARLSSON | RETIRED NAME: Daniel Karlsson BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California HEIGHT: 6'2" WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S42 TEX: GP: 1, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 S43 TEX: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 22, P: 26, +/-: -11, H: 73 S44 TEX: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 24, P: 32, +/-: 4, H: 64 S45 TEX: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 32, P: 38, +/-: 8, H: 60 S46 TEX: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/-: -9, H: 55 S47 TEX: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 29, P: 38, +/-: -7, H: 117 S48 TEX: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 32, P: 49, +/-: 1, H: 41 S49 TEX: GP: 19, G: 7, A: 8, P: 15, +/-: 0, H: 17 S49 SFP: GP: 31, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 6, H: 93 TOT: GP: 351, G: 62, A: 186, P: 248, +/-: -8, H: 520 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S43 TEX: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S40 STL: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 12, P: 15, +/-: 2, H: 58 S41 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 31, P: 35, +/-: 7, H: 53 S42 STL: GP: 50, G: 1, A: 26, P: 27, +/-: -9, H: 59 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S40 STL: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: 0, H: 4 S41 STL: GP: 4 G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 3 S42 STL: DNQ ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS S41 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: 1, H: 0 S42 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -1, H: 12 S43 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 S44 USA: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: 6, H: 7 S45 USA: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 6, P: 7, +/-: 7, H: 17 S46 USA: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 4, P: 5, +/-: 8, H: 12 S47 USA: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 4, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 26 S48 USA: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 1, H: 18 TOT: GP: 86, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/-: 27, H: 92 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S43: Named to SHL All-Rookie Team S44: Ranked #74 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S40: Drafted 1st overall by St. Louis Scarecrows S41: Drafted by Texas Renegades (GM Rule) S41: Signed ELC with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 1.5 mil S44: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 9 mil ------------------------------------------------------------ SVEN KARLSSON | C | RETIRED NAME: Sven Karlsson BIRTHPLACE: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S26 POR: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 16, P: 25, +/-: -1, H: 6 S27 POR: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 15, P: 26, +/-: -20, H: 13 S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 6, H: 43 S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 27, P: 43, +/-: -4, H: 3 S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 20, P: 35, +/-: -12, H: 5 S31 LAP: GP: 49, G: 11, A: 21, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 42 S32 TOR: GP: 51, G: 16, A: 24, P: 40, +/-: 10, H: 32 S33 TOR: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 13, P: 27, +/-: 7, H: 13 S34 TOR: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 29, P: 44, +/-: 6, H: 42, S35 TEX: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 29, P: 42, +/-: 9, H: 48, S36 TEX: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 35, P: 46, +/-: 5, H: 28, S37 TEX: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 21, P: 37, +/-: 2, H: 28, S38 TEX: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 25, P: 44, +/-: 13, H: 18, S39 TEX: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 36, P: 51, +/-: 17, H: 36, S40 TEX: GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: 12, H: 13, TOT : GP: 750, G: 210, A: 362, P: 572, +/-: 35, H: 358 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S26 POR: DNQ S27 POR: DNQ S28 LAP: DNQ S29 LAP: DNQ S30 LAP: DNQ S31 LAP: DNQ S32 TOR: DNQ S33 TOR: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 4, H: 7 S34 TOR: GP: 7, G: 1, A:5, P: 6, +/-: 2, H: 13, S35 TEX: GP: 6, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: -7, H: 2, S36 TEX: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: -1, H: 8, S37 TEX: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4, : S38 TEX: DNQ S39 TEX: DNQ S40 TEX: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 TOT : GP: 44, G: 11, A: 24, P: 35, +/-: -6, H: 34 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S25 DET: GP: 32, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -11, H: 14 TOT : GP: 32, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -11, H: 14 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S25 DET: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 2 TOT: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S26: Made SHL Debut for Portland Admirals S26: Made IIHF Debut for Team Sweden S27: Named as alternate captain of Portland Admirals S27: Won IIHF Silver Medal S28: Won IIHF Gold Medal S28: Ranked #85 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S29: Named as alternate captain of Los Angeles Panthers S29: Won IIHF Gold Medal S29: Ranked #64 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S30: Ranked #78 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S31: Stripped of LAP alt. captaincy S31: Suspsended for a game for unsportsmanlike conduct S31: Ranked #74 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S32: Ranked #46 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S33: Ranked #90 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S34: Named as alternate captain of Toronto North Stars S34: Ranked #63 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S35: Won IIHF Silver Medal S35: Ranked #56 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S36: Challenge Cup champion (Texas Renegades) S36: Ranked #60 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S37: Ranked #46 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S38: Ranked #52 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S39: Ranked #20 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S40: Named Head GM of Texas Renegades ------------------------------------------------------------ GM AWARDS/HONOURS S41: Won Lance Uppercut Award (Best GM) S41: Won Joe McKeil Award (Best Coach) ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S25: Signed by Detroit Falcons as UDFA S26: Drafted 15th overall by Portland Admirals S26: Signed ELC with Portland Admirals, 3 years @ 9 mil S28: Traded from Portland Admirals to Los Angeles Panthers S28: Signed extension with Los Angeles Panthers, 5 years @ 17.5 mil S32: Traded from Los Angeles Panthers to Toronto North Stars S33: Signed extension with Toronto North Stars, 2 years @ 15 mil S35: Traded from Toronto North Stars to Texas Renegades S35: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 15 mil S38: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 18 mil 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Matsmith Soderberg-Tremblay || Left Wing/Center || #13 || Newfoundland Berserkers S65 Rookie Corey Kennedy (RETIRED) || Defense || #13 || Chicago Syndicate/Newfoundland Berserkers - Chicago Syndicate GM || S47 || Age: 21 ______________________________________________ ____ SMJHL Career Statistics: Anaheim Outlaws S46 (Rookie): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 10, P: 16, +/-: -3, PIM: 24, SHT: 60, PPP: 7 Anaheim Outlaws S47: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 15, P: 22, +/-: -6, PIM: 10, SHT: 58, PPP: 4 SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics: Anaheim Outlaws S46: GP: 3 , G: 2 , A: 0 , P: 2 , +/-: -2 , PIM: 0 , SHT: 5 , PPP: 1 Anaheim Outlaws S47: GP: 18 , G: 7 , A: 4 , P: 11 , +/-: -3 , PIM: 10 , SHT: 21 , PPP: 3 __________________________________________________ Transactions & Accomplishments: S46: Drafted 2nd overall by the Anaheim Outlaws S46 SMJHL All-Star S47 Four Star Cup Champion S47: Drafted 3rd overall by the Chicago Syndicate Player Page Update Page
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Dominic Montgomery || D || #74 || S44-S?? || 1,824 TPE [peak] Name: Dominic Montgomery Born: St. Clair Shores, MI, USA (Team UK transfer/dual citizenship) Age: 17 (born S28) Height: 6' 1" Weight: 205 lb Number: 6 SHL Career Statistics S54 SFP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 25, P: 31, +/-: 20, PIM: 14, H: 63, SB: 95 S53 SFP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 18, P: 24, +/-: 11, PIM: 16, H: 63, SB: 73 S52 SFP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 29, P: 35, +/-: 13, PIM: 22, H: 89, SB: 63 S51 SFP: GP: 50, G: 1, A: 18, P: 19, +/-: -12, PIM: 16, H: 73, SB: 61 S50 SFP: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 16, P: 20, +/-: 2, PIM: 39, H: 66, SB: 39 S49 SFP: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: -17, PIM: 24, H: 46, SB: 59 S48 SFP: GP: 50, G: 1, A: 21, P: 22, +/-: 5, PIM: 22, H: 35, SB: 56 SHL Playoff Statistics S52 SFP: GP: 19, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: -3, PIM: 18, H: 37, SB: 25 S50 SFP: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIM: 0, H: 5, SB: 2 S48 SFP: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIM: 0, H: 7, SB: 6 SMJHL Career Statistics S47 HAL: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 30, P: 33, +/-: -5, PIM: 20, H:26, SB: 56 S46 HAL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 24, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIM: 26, H: 38, SB: 50 S45 HAL: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 23, P: 32, +/-: -11, PIM: 22, H:42, SB: 60 S44 HAL: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 11, P: 14, +/-: -9, PIM: 16, H: 14, SB: 54 SMJHL Playoffs Statistics S47 HAL: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -6, PIM: 2, H: 6, SB: 3 S46 HAL: GP: 13, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -3, PIM: 4, H: 10, SB: 22 S45 HAL: GP: 11, G: 5, A: 4, P: 14, +/-: -3, PIM: 2, H: 2, SB: 12 S44 HAL: None Accomplishments/Facts: S63: Traded to NEW S63: Signed with SFP S58: Signed with ATL S57: NEW Team Awards - Mia Landvik Award S56: NEW Alternate Captain S55: Traded to NEW S53-54: SFP Captain S53 IIHF: Bronze Medal (Team GB) S52 IIHF: Gold Medal (Team GB) S49 IIHF: Silver Medal (Team GB) S48: First SHL goal, day 72 vs Chiefs, assisted by Lockhart/King S47 IIHF: Gold Medal (Team GB) S47: Challenge Cup Playoffs, SFP Wild Card Game 5: SHL call up S45 - S47: Captain of HAL S46 IIHF: Silver Medal (Team Great Britain) S46: HAL Team Awards - Fuller Trophy (Top Defenceman) S45: HAL Team Awards - Broadway Award (Exceptional Dedication to Hockey/Leadership) S45: Drafted 5th overall to SFP S44: Drafted 5th overall to HAL Dieter Dominique || RW || #15 || S27-S44 || 1,574 TPE [peak] Name: Dieter Dominique Born: Freiburg, Germany Age: 34 Height: 6'2" Weight: 195 lb Number: 15 SHL Career Statistics S44 NEW: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 21, P: 38, +/-: S43 NEW: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 22, P: 45, +/-: S42 NEW: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 24, P: 42, +/-: S41 NEW: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 16, P: 35, +/-: - S40 NEW: GP: 50, G: 22, A: 21, P: 43, +/-: S39 NEW: GP: 50, G: 25, A: 24, P: 49, +/-: 6, S38 NEW: GP: 50, G: 21, A: 25, P: 46, +/-: S37 NEW: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 24, P: 42, +/-: 1, S36 NEW: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 18, P: 36, +/-: - S35 NEW: GP: 50, G: 24, A: 24, P: 48, +/-: S34 NEW: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 17, P: 35, +/-: S33 NEW: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 21, P: 44, +/-: S32 NEW: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 10, P: 16, +/-: 9, S31 NEW: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: 2, SMJHL Career Statistics S30 KEL: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 15, P: 31, +/-: 0, S29 KEL: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 24, P: 40, +/-: S28 KEL: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: - S27 KEL: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 9, P: 18, +/-: 0, SHL Playoff Statistics S44 NEW: GP: ZERO rip S43 NEW: GP: ZERO rip S42 NEW: GP: 18, G: 3, A: 9, P: 12, +/-: -2, S41 NEW: GP: ZERO rip S40 NEW: GP: 5, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, S39 NEW: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 3, P: 8, +/-: 2, S38 NEW: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: 0, S37 NEW: GP: ZERO rip S36 NEW: GP: 18, G: 10, A: 6, P: 16, +/-: 8, S35 NEW: GP: 9, G: 4, A: 4, P: 8, +/-: 7, S34 NEW: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 9, S33 NEW: GP: 18, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: -3, S32 NEW: GP: 11, G: 7, A: 1, P: 8, +/-: 7, S31 NEW: GP: 19, G: 3, A: 0, P: 3, +/-: 1, SMJHL Playoff Statistics S30 KEL: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 6, P: 7, +/-: -1, S29 KEL: GP: 11, G: 9, A: 6, P: 15, +/-: +1, S28 KEL: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -4, S27 KEL: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 4, P: 8, +/-: -4, Accomplishments/Facts: Was alt captain on NEW for a long time S44: IIHF Team Germany Captain S40: IIHF Bronze Medal - Germany S38: IIHF Bronze Medal - Germany S36: IIHF Gold Medal - Germany S34: IIHF Silver Medal - Germany S33: Challenge Cup Champion S33: President's, Mathias Chouinard - NEW S32: IIHF Gold Medal - Germany S31: IIHF Silver Medal - Germany S31: Challenge Cup Champion S31: President's, Mathias Chouinard - NEW S31: First SHL goal: NEW v MIN [/pbl]S30 KEL: Jackson Rogers-Tanaka Award S30: Captain Deets of KEL S28: Drafted 16th overall to NEW S27: Signed as FA with KEL
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