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#1

well???

let's hear about your hangovers

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Yooooooo

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@Noble your new home

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OMG this is my proving ground. Got so drunk two nights ago that I sent the Cudas a "drunk text" in the form of a video. Woke up and had to work at 7am. Felt like I was phasing into another planet my whole shift. Didn't get a handjob but it was still fun @Kalakar

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the official food joint of this thread ^^

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12-01-2019, 01:57 AMligma Wrote: well???

let's hear about your hangovers
i wanna hear about your handjobs

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Haha alcohol helps me deal with crippling depression and my meds make handjobs feel shitty

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12-01-2019, 11:56 AMBaelor Swift Wrote:
12-01-2019, 01:57 AMligma Wrote: well???

let's hear about your hangovers
i wanna hear about your handjobs

are u sure u wanna hear about those

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12-01-2019, 07:22 PMligma Wrote:
12-01-2019, 11:56 AMBaelor Swift Wrote: i wanna hear about your handjobs

are u sure u wanna hear about those

yes, i love hearing short fiction stories

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12-01-2019, 07:31 PMJSS Wrote:
12-01-2019, 07:22 PMligma Wrote: are u sure u wanna hear about those

yes, i love hearing short fiction stories

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For years, the devils juice had taken a hold of me. Yes indeed. The grasp was so firmly around my throat that the only time I could breathe was when I stopped sipping from the bottle. Lagers, Ales, Stouts, Vodka, Rum and Whiskey. Dear I say it... Tequila. Ah yes. The feeling of warmth which I had been deprived of from a young age had welcomed me in with open arms. Every night for weeks on end. The recycling depot had become a second home, enough to buy another flask. Soon the decade had gone by and I had realized, the best way to not get hung over was to never stop drinking.

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01-14-2020, 04:41 PMGreyGooseVodka Wrote: Soon the decade had gone by and I had realized, the best way to not get hung over was to never stop drinking.

Now this I can support

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01-14-2020, 07:26 PMthiefofcheese Wrote:
01-14-2020, 04:41 PMGreyGooseVodka Wrote: Soon the decade had gone by and I had realized, the best way to not get hung over was to never stop drinking.

Now this I can support
My manager used to tell me, why be hung over when you can just start over?

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01-14-2020, 04:41 PMGreyGooseVodka Wrote: Soon the decade had gone by and I had realized, the best way to not get hung over was to never stop drinking.

It's only a bender if you quit

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01-14-2020, 08:49 PMJulio Tokolosh Wrote:
01-14-2020, 04:41 PMGreyGooseVodka Wrote: Soon the decade had gone by and I had realized, the best way to not get hung over was to never stop drinking.

It's only a bender if you quit

a wise man once said

"time isn't wasted,
when your getting wasted"

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