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WHO IS ANDREI KOSTITSYN
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WHO IS ANDREI KOSTITSYN

Hello.
My name is Andrei Kostitsyn. Андрэй Але́гавіч Касьціцын but they write Andrei Kostitsyn or AK46.
I was born in the Byelorussian Soviet Socialist Republic in Novopolotsk in 1985.
I started playing hockey I was 2 years old. I started play pro in 1999 for Belarus U18.
That is also when Putin become prime minister. That is nothing. Alexandre Loukachenko is president of Belarus since 1994.
Anyways. I score goals. Lots goals. In 2000 I score 17 goals in 17 matches.
So in 2003, I am draft by Montréal Canadiens 10 overall in what they call the best draft year in NHL history.
That means I am better than Ryan Getzlaf, Brent Burns, and Patrice Bergeron. But not as good as Milan Michalek (#6).
In 2005 I start NHL career with Montréal, the same year they draft my brother Sergei. He was drafted just a little bit behind Sidney Crosby. 
In 2008 I make hat trick against the Crosbys. 
Then in 2010 I make hat trick again. Look :



Montréal is good city. Very easy to have coke. Great city.
That year me and my little bro we make the Conference Finals and lose to Philadelphia goons.
Then they trade my brother to Countryville.
Why? Country music is bad. 
In 2012 I ask to play with Sergei. They make this video. Look :




We play great again and go to playoffs.
We play good and eat good and drink good and then they ban us and radulov?

Why they mad? Is just a game.
Anyways. After they don’t want me and brother so we go play Russia where I become second best player after Putin. 
Last year I finally play with brother Sergei for Dynamo Minsk in our country Belarus.
And like always, we play great. Look
But then he disappear. 

Sergei, where he is ?

I look everywhere. No sign of Sergei. Look
Nothing. I know he owes mafia money. But where he is?
This is last time I see him :

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and this 

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and this

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oops no that is Markov. Anyways. I want to know. I also want him to come play SHL with me. 

The return

I have decided it is time for me to come back to best league in the world. The SHL. That is why I stop drugs and why I am here. I want to hit, to score, to win. You can see my resume here : https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=102411&pid=2758339#pid2758339
I am clean now. I have done things to show motivation. I have talk with GMs. They are all interest to draft me. I also need pass player. I score but i need pass. Who pass? Tell me. Or if my brother reappear, he is best passer in the league. 

I already play and am best player on my team.
Look :


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I score goals and hit. What else you need? 
Now they say I need to play Junior first but why? I am Andrei Kostitsyn. I can play SHL. I am 34 years but i can play 20 more years at least. Look at Putin. No problem. Just sign me.

Thank you

AK46

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my brother

where he is ?

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clean

as always

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