SMJHL S52 Draft Analysis 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Svenson did a pretty good job with his draft analysis, but there was a little too much numbers and not enough good ol' fashioned eyeballing it. What the heck is a Paq anyway? He says, "I'm not going to attempt to opine on experienced GM's draft choices and this is not meant to be a draft grade article." Alright nerd, well I'm going to opine and I'm even gonna grade every danged pick in the first two rounds. I decided to look at the draft in increments of 1 players drafted (1/10th of a round). This gives me the smallest sample size possible and is completely useless for identifying trends. 1. Steve Harrington The first overall pick obviously went to... Wait why does this say Chris Cerullo? Who the f- Okay fine I guess I'll start over. FIRST ROUND 1. Chris Cerullo - Colorado Raptors This guy? Really? Very funny hhh. Way to blow up my mock draft on the first pick. Grade: F or F- or whatever the lowest grade I can possibly give is. A Z perhaps. 2. Magnus Liljeström - Detroit Falcons I ain't even mad honestly, this dude is loaded. He's very active and his written like $100m worth of articles or something. Dude is gonna bankroll his own team. Tig should just give him the GM spot. Grade: A 3. Hiroshi Ohira - Colorado Raptors I really didn't see this one coming. Didn't talk to him much before the draft. But seeing as hhh was just memeing to avoid picking me I'm sure he didn't give it too much thought. Still a solid player though and worthy of a top pick. Grade: B (I'm not giving an A for skipping me twice) 4. Steve Harrington - Newfoundland Berserkers Easily the best player in the draft. Can't believe Colorado and Detroit threw the whole thing as a joke. JNH was the first GM to take things seriously and drafted me immediately. Absolute genius move. Berserkers in 4. Grade: SSS 5. Valentín Kalashnikov - Halifax Raiders Just as predicted by the Scrabble Ranking System, Kalashnikov went 5th. He is always doomed to be in my shadow. Grade: A (scrabble always finds out) 6. Jimmy Wagner - Carolina Kraken I had this guy going 2nd in my original mock, right after me before I randomly started changing things. I'd say I got it pretty close. I knew this guy would go in the first round. Easily one of the highest potentials in the draft. You can smell it on him. I mean I wasn't smelling him. Somebody else told me what he smells like. Doesn't matter. Grade: A 7. William Hartmann - Vancouver Whalers Vancouver played their cards close to the chest in this draft. Picking Hartmann was a bold move. I think he slipped under my radar a little bit. Certainly one of the better LW in the draft though. Grade: B 8. Axel Meszaros - St. Louis Scarecrows A recreate? In my draft? It's likelier than you think. St Louis must have been very confused when they managed to get Axel with the 8th pick. Pretty much everyone had him going 1st and nobody would have suspected he'd drop this far. Grade: A 9. Rocco Berni - Kelowna Knights Teams have finally woken up to recreates being a thing and have started drafting. I think Danny was thought to go higher but maybe Kelowna knows something we don't. Grade: C for center 10. Danny White - Anchorage Armada Rounding out the first round (haha get it rounding out the round) is a third top recreate. Another center too. So fun. Grade: D because I haven't given one out yet SECOND ROUND 11. Edward Williams - Detroit Falcons Literally the only thing I got right on my mock. Thanks Ed. Grade: A 12. Frederick Wanesly - Detroit Falcons WAIT THEY GOT WILLIAMS AND WANESLY? YOU CANT PUT BOTH OF THEM ON THE SAME TEAM THAT'S BULLSHIT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO AGAINST THAT Grade: 13. Ethan Price - Anaheim Outlaws Hey look Anaheim finally showed up. Why the cinnamon toast fuck did they take Ethan Price? Don't they know they don't get another draft pick for like 8 seasons? Grade: 14. Bradley Barkov - Colorado Raptors Trumpets out for Barkov Grade: ? 15. Ambacas Cuddles - Carolina Kraken 16. Erben Kasius - St Louis Scarecrows Grade: I swear to god I'm suing if I don't get that TPE 17. Jukka Timonen - Newfoundland Berserkers Incredible pickup. A top defense prospect that fell through the cracks to a late 2nd round bargain. Another brilliant move from JNH. Berserkers in 3. Grade: A 18. Jack - Halifax Raiders I'm not saying it. Grade: D (you know why) 19. Chris de Siren - Anchorage Armada The second best Chris in the draft, going in the second round. What if I told you there was a Chris drafted in every single round of the draft this year? There wasn't but like what if I told you that? Grade: Chris 20. Frans Eller = Carolina Kraken Carolina does know this guy is a goalie right? Goalies don't score goals. Rinne notched his first like a week ago and that guy's been playing hockey forever. How are they going to score goals? Grade: F THIRD ROUND Sike I said I'd only do 2 rounds but I ain't done yet 21. Miro Slapskinnen - Vancouver Whalers Totally thought this guy was going first round. Great value and great pickup. Grade: A 22. Burlok Sulfurgold - Detroit Falcons Another great pickup in an excellent draft for Detroit. I'd almost respect them if I didn't here fucking screeching coming out of that locker room every 30 seconds. Grade: guys shut the hell up 23. Jaska Seppala = Kelowna Knights The recreate that time forgot. But the Knights apparently remembered. Grade: A 24. Reid Sutherland - Detroit Falcons I keep forgetting the Falcons have like 100 picks. Grade: basically the only hope a Detroit team has had in 10 years 25. Trevor Johnson - St Louis Scarecrows Literally who Grade: ? 26. Michael Preeb - Kelowna Knights 27. Yompy Strearf - Anaheim Outlaws Grade: 28. Lucas Hellquist - Halifax Raiders Oh thank christ a name I finally recognize. Just for that you get an A. Grade: A 29. Braden Lowrie - Anchorage Armada ah fuck not again Grade: 30. Zoltan Topalo - Detroit Falcons and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming Grade: and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming And that's all I have to say about that. [2x Draft Bones - 1100 Words]
ChrisFromRMNB
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Definitely betting on my games against Newfoundland now
S52 SMJHL Entry Draft First Overall Selection
Chris Cerullo - Center
hhh81
SHL GM Brennan Lee Mulligan Stan
I gave you all so many juicy chances that morning to ask me who I was taking. No one did lmao.
I told someone (I don't remember who. @Aephino maybe?) that only about 3 people had 1ov correct. A little leg work and he could have figured out it was gonna be Cerullo. I wish you well in your J career, except in the games where we push Lethbridge around DINO NOISES #DinoGang
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Registered Posting Freak 01-20-2020, 12:05 AMNeonLime Wrote: 13. Ethan Price - Anaheim Outlaws I'm screaming this is gold [pb]Four Star Cup Champion (GM S52)
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LordBirdman
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All that shade thrown at Sven’s big brain analysis and you didn’t even post a grade for the steal of the draft...
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Registered Junior Member Code: 25. Trevor Johnson - St Louis Scarecrows
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