01-20-2020, 12:09 AM
(This post was last modified: 01-20-2020, 12:10 AM by 5ympathies .)
Someone in the Team Canada disc asked for it and so I have delivered. My money has been drying up and I'm in despo need of funds so here I am again recycling the same trash I post every two months. To the ladies, I'm sorry but if I filter you out it means I make less money because I'll have less words, so you're all getting thrown in here indiscriminately. Hopefully the Anchorage locker room doesn't hate me for this.
The average male erection is not 5.5 inches like most believe, it is actually
5.1 inches . The average height for males 69.7 inches. While height doesn't correlate directly to penis length, some dude used it as an acceptable measure in his reddit post and so I will too.
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Table 1: Predetermined/Assumed Variables (Erections)
Variable Measurement (in)
Avg Height Man 69.7
Aroused Male 5.1
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Table 2: Erection Percentages
Human Male %
Erection Percentage 7.32 %
If you're confused, all that this means is 5.1 is 7.32% of 69.7. Going forward, taking 7.32% of height will determine penis length for a player. Now this is one way for length to be measured, but it only takes height into account. Shouldn't weight factor into the calculations at all? Slowpoke decided that 0.1% of a player's weight would be added to their total erect length in order to add greater amounts of variations in the final lengths.
All of the following lengths are in inches and pounds.
This post is about newly drafted SHL players, but for ease of data entry I used the SMJHL teams they played on prior to being drafted.
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Team Name Player Name Height Weight Erect Weight Adjusted
ANA Bale 74 207 5.4168 5.4242
ANA C.T. Carragher 72 200 5.2704 5.2776
ANA Grant Thurber 70 190 5.124 5.131
ANA Rhys Pritchard 74 215 5.4168 5.4242
ANA Strom Chamberlain 74 260 5.4168 5.4242
Anaheim Average: 5.34
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Team Name Player Name Height Weight Erect Weight Adjusted
ANC Sergi Potvinov 74 190 5.4168 5.4242
ANC Wishy Woo Woo 73 183 5.3436 5.3509
ANC Shelby Schmackers 72 205 5.2704 5.2776
ANC Ulrik Bergstrom 71 211 5.1972 5.2043
ANC Ryan Cvitovich 74 185 5.4168 5.4242
ANC Cyril Vyskoc 71 189 5.1972 5.2043
ANC Casimir Blaszcyk 76 222 5.5632 5.5708
Anchorage Average: 5.35
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Team Name Player Name Height Weight Erect Weight Adjusted
CAR Abhik Patel 77 220 5.6364 5.6441
CAR Velveteen Dream 76 225 5.5632 5.5708
CAR Stirling MacTavish 71 194 5.1972 5.2043
Carolina Average: 5.47
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Team Name Player Name Height Weight Erect Weight Adjusted
COL Matthew Anderson 71 185 5.1972 5.2043
COL Bryce Turner 71 191 5.1972 5.2043
COL Samat Beibitzhanov 75 220 5.49 5.4975
COL Simothy Drunkebird 66 183 4.8312 4.8378
Colorado Average: 5.19
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Team Name Player Name Height Weight Erect Weight Adjusted
DET Guy O'Shea 75 220 5.49 5.4975
DET Jmac NCheese 73 200 5.3436 5.3509
DET Luke McMaster 71 190 5.1972 5.2043
DET James Manzi 80 200 5.856 5.864
DET Cal Labovitch 73 202 5.3436 5.3509
DET Oleg Igorevich Burov 76 210 5.5632 5.5708
Detroit Average: 5.47
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Team Name Player Name Height Weight Erect Weight Adjusted
HAL Stefan Alfonso 74 220 5.4168 5.4242
HAL Braedon Crowe 72 200 5.2704 5.2776
HAL Dank Jelly-Ouuh 75 220 5.49 5.4975
HAL Izzy Dudemiester 74 210 5.4168 5.4242
HAL Matthew Brundt 73 195 5.3436 5.3509
HAL Olli Saarinen Jr 74 181 5.4168 5.4242
HAL Simon Moreau 73 210 5.3436 5.3509
HAL Jeffrey Santiago 70 151 5.124 5.131
Halifax Average: 5.36
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Team Name Player Name Height Weight Erect Weight Adjusted
KEL Cillian Kavanagh 76 205 5.5632 5.5708
KEL Todd Matthews 75 217 5.49 5.4975
KEL Luke McSquirrelly 74 210 5.4168 5.4242
KEL Noah Nystrom 76 230 5.5632 5.5708
KEL Adam Scianna 74 225 5.4168 5.4242
KEL Morgan Forestier 74 204 5.4168 5.4242
KEL Oscar Cordero 75 208 5.49 5.4975
KEL Theo Golury 72 190 5.2704 5.2776
Kelowna Average: 5.46
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Team Name Player Name Height Weight Erect Weight Adjusted
NEW Ferdanand Akwuegbu 70 195 5.124 5.131
NEW Vladimir Sergachev 71 200 5.1972 5.2043
NEW Lucifer Morningstar 71 198 5.1972 5.2043
NEW Thor Bergdahl 74 215 5.4168 5.4242
NEW Riley Kuse 74 200 5.4168 5.4242
NEW Filip Franciszek 74 189 5.4168 5.4242
NEW SLATT Potts 71 195 5.1972 5.2043
Newfoundland Average: 5.29
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Team Name Player Name Height Weight Erect Weight Adjusted
STL Danny Marston 74 205 5.4168 5.4242
STL Mega Tron 76 215 5.5632 5.5708
STL Trey Nets 73 215 5.3436 5.3509
STL Borys Franciszek 78 228 5.7096 5.7174
STL Jebany Franciszek 74 210 5.4168 5.4242
STL Ryszard Franciszek 78 240 5.7096 5.7174
STL Blake Faux 74 225 5.4168 5.4242
St. Louis Average: 5.52
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Team Name Player Name Height Weight Erect Weight Adjusted
VAN Nicholas Corrigan 71 185 5.1972 5.2043
VAN Sven Yxskaft 71 187 5.1972 5.2043
VAN Austin Powers 68 185 4.9776 4.9844
VAN Sabo Tage 76 205 5.5632 5.5708
Vancouver Average: 5.24
If we're being real scientific with it, you should be cautious of the data for teams that have less rookies; specifically Carolina, Colorado, and Vancouver. Higher amounts of data would of course mean nothing because this is made up math correlating with real variables that have more made up data.
The top three teams in order of largest to smallest are:
1. St. Louis (my enemy) with 5.52 in
2. Carolina (rip Montreal)/Detroit both tied with 5.473066667 in exactly
3. Kelowna (my old stomping grounds with 5.46 in
Compared to my data from two seasons ago, Carolina dropped from first place with 6.10 inches and Detroit increased from third at 5.55 inches. St. Louis at that time was fourth lowest and Kelowna appeared to have been middle of the pack at fifth largest.
On the other end the three smallest in order of smallest to largest are:
1. Colorado with 5.19 in
2. Vancouver with 5.24 in
3. Newfoundland (rip Lethbridge) with 5.29 in
Four months ago Colorado was second with 5.77 inches, Vancouver near the middle at 5.54 and Lethbridge, now Newfoundland, was still third at 5.25 inches.
It's been a minute since I did one of these, but it's customary for me to include some sort of graph for people to look at and so I will continue with that trend.
If you don't understand what colour goes along with what, they are in the same order as listed above.
Cool, hope you enjoy seeing this again in four months. Maybe two, depending on how my money situation is.
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2x Draft Media, WC: 1266 + research?
Thanks to JSS for the signature
Dick Clapper | LW | Hamilton Steelhawks | Team Canada 'A' | 2105 TPE Peak
Birthplace: Canada
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 13
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 | NEW | 50 GP | 12 G | 9 A | 21 P | -1 | 3 PPP | 2 PIM | 11 H
S48 | NEW | 50 GP | 14 G | 25 A | 39 P | +8 | 5 PPP | 0 PIM | 12 H
S49 | NEW | 50 GP | 17 G | 22 A | 39 P | +11 | 4 PPP | 6 PIM | 12 H
S50 | NEW | 50 GP | 20 G | 14 A | 34 P | +1 | 3 PPP | 0 PIM | 6 H
S51 | NEW | 50 GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | -2 | 9 PPP | 2 PIM | 5 H
S52 | NEW | 50 GP | 24 G | 23 A | 47 P | +9 | 11 PPP | 2 PIM | 13 H
S53 | NEW | 50 GP | 18 G | 35 A | 53 P | +46 | 15 PPP | 6 PIM | 65 H
S54 | NEW | 50 GP | 21 G | 23 A | 44 P | +14 | 12 PPP | 8 PIM | 58 H
S55 | HAM | 50 GP | 28 G | 37 A | 65 P | +28 | 15 PPP | 12 PIM | 98 H
S56 | HAM | 50 GP | 26 G | 32 A | 58 P | +46 | 10 PPP | 4 PIM | 81 H
S57 | HAM | 66 GP | 28G | 40 A | 68 P | +28 | 21 PPP | 14 PIM | 72 H
S58 | NEW | 33 GP | 13 G | 11 A | 24 P | -8 | 8 PPP | 27 PIM | 90 H
S58 | BUF | 29 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | +29 | 1 PPP | 4 PIM | 62 H
S59 | ATL | GP | G | A | P | | PPP | PIM | H
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SHL Playoffs Statistics:
S49 | NEW | 15 GP | 4 G | 8 A | 12 P | +4 | 2 PPP | 0 PIM | 4 H
S53 | NEW | 11 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 P | +3 | 4 PPP | 0 PIM | 8 H
S55 | HAM | 12 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 P | -5 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 19 H
S56 | HAM | 18 GP | 10 G | 11 A | 21 P | +6 | 5 PPP | 0 PIM | 28 H
S57 | HAM | 14 GP | 8 G | 10 A | 18 P | +5 | 5 PPP | 4 PIM | 24 H
S58 | BUF | 21 GP | 8 G | 9 A | 17 P | +4 | 0 PPP | 8 PIM | 73 H
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 | KEL | 50 GP | 16 G| 14 A | 30 P | +6 | 6 PPP | 6 PIM | 43 H
S46 | KEL | 50 GP | 20 G | 19 A | 39 P | +9 | 14 PPP | 8 PIM | 33 H
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SMJHL Playoffs Statistics:
S45 | KEL | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 1 H
S46 | KEL | 18 GP | 8 G | 6 A | 14 P | +7 | 5 PPP | 8 PIM | 11 H
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Transactions:
S45 | SMJHL Draft | Undrafted
S46 | SHL Draft | New England Wolfpack | 37th Overall
S55 | Trade | Hamilton Steelhawks | Blockbuster | It was huge
S58 | Trade | New England Wolfpack | Not a Blockbuster | Went back home
S58 | Trade | Buffalo Stampede | Cup Run | Lost in the finals
S59 | FA | Atlanta Inferno | Not a surprise | Everyone saw it coming
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Trophies, Awards, and Medals:
S45 | WJC Silver
S46 | Laurifer Trophy
S46 | WJC Bronze
S49 | Presidents' Trophy
S49 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S50 | IIHF Bronze
S53 | Presidents' Trophy
S54 | IIHF Gold
S55 | 2nd Team All-Star
S55 | IIHF Bronze
S56 | Presidents' Trophy
S56 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S56 | Challenge Cup
S56 | IIHF Gold
S56 | Anton Razov Nomination
S57 | Presidents' Trophy
S57 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S57 | IIHF Gold
S57 | Anton Razov Nomination
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sve7en SMJHL GM
Littleton Award Winner
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Jimmy Wagner || Seattle Argonauts || Carolina Kraken || RW || S53 || 1002 cTPE || 2295 pTPE (7th all time)
6'1 || 190 lbs || Perg, Austria || Swedish passport
S52 SMJHL Draft - 6th Overall - Carolina Kraken
S53 SHL Draft - 5th Overall - Los Angeles Panthers
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SHL Season Stats
Szn |Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI
S56 | LAP | 50 | 6 | 16 | 22 | -10 | 108 | 24 |1023 // A /
S57 | LAP | 66 | 16 | 25 | 41 | -13 | 167 | 24 |1508 // A /
S58 | LAP | 66 | 15 | 31 | 46 | -3 | 173 | 12 |1485 // A /
S59 | LAP | 66 | 22 | 26 | 48 | -19 | 208 | 12 |1576 // A /
S60 | LAP | 66 | 25 | 31 | 56 | 13 | 214 | 10 |1380 // A /
S61 | LAP | 66 | 19 | 35 | 54 | -10 | 251 | 16 |1436 // C /
S62 | LAP | 66 | 38 | 48 | 86 | 12 | 330 | 14 |1481 // C / MVP Nominee, Breakout Nominee, 2nd Team All-SHL
S63 | LAP | 66 | 20 | 40 | 64 | 5 | 292 | 22 |1442 // C /
S64 | LAP | 66 | 32 | 38 | 70 | 40 | 256 | 16 |1387 // C /
S65 | LAP | 66 | 18 | 27 | 45 | 25 | 209 | 10 |1310 // C /
S66 | LAP | 66 | 31 | 28 | 59 | 24 | 183 | 38 |1198 // C /
S67 | SEA | 66 | 21 | 39 | 60 | 32 | 194 | 24 |1120 // /
S68 | SEA | 66 | 30 | 37 | 67 | 46 | 146 | 22 |1176 // /
S69 | SEA | 66 | 21 | 38 | 59 | 42 | 147 | 28 |1188 // /
S70 | SEA | 66 | 14 | 23 | 37 | 13 | 134 | 32 |1154 // /
S71 | LAP | 66 | 21 | 55 | 55 | -17 | 142 | 22 |1267 // /
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Challenge Cup Playoff Stats
Szn |Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI
S56 | LAP | 5 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -6 | 11 | 0 | 111 // A /
S57 | LAP | 6 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 21 | 0 | 137 // A /
S58 | LAP | 6 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 11 | 4 | 142 // A /
S59 | LAP | 6 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -2 | 21 | 2 | 150 // A /
S60 | LAP | 6 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -3 | 8 | 0 | 123 // A /
S61 | LAP | 5 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -4 | 15 | 0 | 113 // C /
S62 | LAP | 17 | 8 | 12 | 20 | 13 | 63 | 2 | 390 // C /
S63 | LAP | 22 | 6 | 13 | 19 | 3 | 74 | 0 | 502 // C /
S64 | LAP | 12 | 6 | 6 | 12 | 6 | 59 | 2 | 274 // C /
S65 | LAP | 20 | 3 | 15 | 18 | 19 | 50 | 0 | 413 // C / ⟅ⅬⅩⅤ⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤ⟆
S66 | LAP | 9 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 17 | 2 | 173 // C /
S67 | SEA | 23 | 5 | 15 | 20 | 20 | 53 | 6 | 409 // / ⟅ⅬⅩⅤII⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤII⟆
S68 | SEA | 21 | 6 | 13 | 19 | 16 | 48 | 10 | 418 // / ⟅ⅬⅩⅤIII⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤIII⟆
S69 | SEA | 16 | 1 | 7 | 8 | 20 | 28 | 4 | 310 // /
S70 | SEA | 13 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 16 | 33 | 4 | 221 // /
S71 | LAP | 12 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 3 | 29 | 4 | 235 // /
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SMJHL Season Stats
Szn |Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI
S52 | CAR | 50 | 6 | 8 | 14 | +5 | 63 | 6 | 569 // /
S53 | CAR | 50 | 10 | 20 | 30 | -2 | 125 | 8 | 916 // C /
S54 | CAR | 50 | 24 | 29 | 53 | 20 | 171 | 12 | 943 // C / MVP, Scoring Leader, 1st Team All-SMJHL
S55 | CAR | 50 | 17 | 26 | 43 | 30 | 145 | 10 | 876 // C /
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Four Star Cup Playoff Stats
Szn |Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI
S52 | CAR | 11 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -1 | 8 | 2 | 118 // /
S53 | CAR | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -3 | 7 | 0 | 75 // C /
S54 | CAR | 20 | 5 | 9 | 14 | 3 | 60 | 4 | 419 // C / FOUR STAR CUP CHAMPIONS
S55 | CAR | 11 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 4 | 28 | 4 | 203 // C /
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WJC Stats
Szn |Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI
S51 |PRWR | 19 | 4 | 8 | 12 | -6 | 45 | 4 | 357 // M / Andani Award Nominee
S52 |DACH | 15 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -2 | 8 | 2 | 100 // M /
S53 |DACH | 13 | 4 | 3 | 7 | -2 | 21 | 0 | 186 // /
S54 |DACH | 13 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -3 | 16 | 0 | 219 // /
S55 |DACH | 13 | 5 | 4 | 9 | 3 | 28 | 4 | 221 // /
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IIHF Stats
Szn |Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI
S54 | AUT | 13 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 121 // /
S55 | AUT | 13 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 124 // /
S56 | AUT | 12 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 13 | 4 | 218 // /
S57 | AUT | 12 | 3 | 2 | 5 | -8 | 30 | 2 | 220 // /
S58 | International hiatus
S59 | International hiatus
S60 | SWE | 14 | 8 | 6 | 14 | 5 | 43 | 6 | 221 // / IIHF BRONZE
S61 | SWE | 13 | 5 | 10 | 15 | 1 | 55 | 0 | 228 // /
S62 | SWE | 13 | 0 | 3 | 3 | -11 | 33 | 2 | 192 // C /
S63 | SWE | 13 | 12 | 8 | 20 | 7 | 56 | 0 | 229 // A / TOP FORWARD AWARD
S64 | SWE | 15 | 7 | 6 | 13 | 11 | 39 | 0 | 239 // / IIHF SILVER
S65 | SWE | 12 | 2 | 4 | 6 | -3 | 21 | 6 | 183 // /
S66 | SWE | 15 | 5 | 4 | 9 | 2 | 33 | 2 | 182 // /
S67 | SWE | 15 | 3 | 10 | 13 | 11 | 22 | 0 | 200 // /
S68 | SWE | 15 | 7 | 3 | 10 | 7 | 21 | 6 | 198 // / ⟅1st⟆ IIHF GOLD ⟅1st⟆
S69 | SWE | 15 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 4 | 19 | 6 | 198 // / IIHF SILVER
S70 | SWE | 13 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 16 | 6 | 163 // / IIHF SILVER
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Accolades
S51 - WJC - Alex Andani Award Nominee (Top Rookie)
S52 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for the Most Dedicated Player
S52 - CAR - Alonzo Garbonzo Award for the Top Rookie
S53 - CAR - Named Captain
S53 - SMJHL - Eastern Conference All Star
S53 - CAR - Kain Webb Award for Team Leadership
S53 - CAR - Cristoph Klose Award for the Top Forward
S53 - CAR - Michael Fitted Award for Team Values
S54 - SMJHL - Eastern Conference All Star
S54 - CAR - Kain Webb Award for Team Leadership
S54 - CAR - Cristoph Klose Award for the Top Forward
S54 - CAR - Kurtis Hunter Award for the Team's MVP
S54 - SMJHL - 1st Team All-League
S54 - SMJHL - Jared Hanson Award (Scoring Champ)
S54 - SMJHL - Ideen Fallah Trophy (Committee MVP)
S54 - SMJHL - Zach Miller Trophy Finalist (Most Dedicated)
S54 - SMJHL - Elias Armia Award (Commisioner's Award of Excellence)
S54 - SMJHL - ★★★★ FOUR STAR CUP CHAMPION ★★★★
S55 - SMJHL - Eastern Conference All Star
S55 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for the Most Dedicated Player
S55 - SMJHL - Zach Miller Trophy Finalist (Most Dedicated)
S56 - LAP - Named Alternate Captain
S58 - SHL - Damien Littleton Winner (Most Dedicated)
S60 - SWE - Bronze Medal
S61 - LAP - Named Captain
S62 - LAP - Phillip Winter Award (Team MVP)
S62 - SHL - 2nd Team All-SHL
S62 - SHL - Aidan Richan Award Finalist (Most Improved Player)
S62 - SHL - Ron Mexico Award Finalist (MVP)
S62 - SWE - Named Captain
S63 - LAP - Western Conference Champions
S62 - IIHF - Top Forward Award
S64 - SWE - Silver Medal
S65 - LAP - Western Conference Champions
S65 - LAP - ⟅ⅬⅩⅤ⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤ⟆
S67 - SEA - Western Conference Champions
S67 - SEA - ⟅ⅬⅩⅤII⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤII⟆
S68 - SEA - Western Conference Champions
S68 - SEA - ⟅ⅬⅩⅤIII⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤIII⟆
S68 - SWE - ⟅1st⟆ IIHF GOLD MEDAL ⟅1st⟆
S69 - SWE - Silver Medal
S70 - SWE - Silver Medal
Chris Conner || Carolina Kraken || General Manager
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S54 | CAR | Coach | 32-13-5 | 69 pts | 3rd in reg season, ★★★★ FOUR STAR CUP CHAMPION ★★★★
S55 | CAR | CoGM | 37-12-1 | 75 pts | 2nd in reg season
S56 | CAR | GM | 31-17-2 | 64 pts | 2nd in reg season
S57 | CAR | GM | 26-32-8 | 60 pts |
S58 | CAR | GM | 26-39-1 | 53 pts |
S59 | CAR | GM | 32-30-4 | 68 pts |
S60 | CAR | GM | 36-26-4 | 76 pts | Division title
S61 | CAR | GM | 42-20-4 | 88 pts | Division title
S62 | CAR | GM | 41-20-5 | 87 pts | Division title
S63 | CAR | GM | 39-26-1 | 79 pts |
S64 | CAR | GM | 22-36-8 | 52 pts |
S65 | CAR | GM | 29-32-5 | 63 pts |
S66 | CAR | GM | 20-40-6 | 46 pts |
S67 | CAR | GM | 24-36-6 | 54 pts |
S68 | CAR | GM | 43-22-1 | 87 pts | 2nd in reg season, postseason under protest
S69 | CAR | GM | 37-26-3 | 77 pts |
S70 | CAR | GM | 30-31-5 | 65 pts |
S71 | CAR | GM | 34-28-4 | 72 pts |
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S56 | LAP | Offseason Interim GM
S68 | CAR | GM of the Year Nominee
01-20-2020, 12:11 AM sve7en Wrote: what
5ympathies Is giving you the hard facts.
[S58] #A-Rye Izzy || D || CGY || #Killowna || 1438 TPE
Born: S39
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 188 lbs
Number: 86
Position: Hybrid Defender
Birth Place: Vienna, Austria
Residence: Toronto, Canada
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S60| CGY | GP 66| G: 11| A: 15| P: 26| H: 57 | BK: 85| +15 | PPP: 00
S61| CGY | GP 66| G: 05| A: 15| P: 20| H: 64 | BK: 96| +06 | PPP: 00
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S57| KEL| GP 66| G: 05| A: 13| P: 18| H: 57| BK: 27| -01| PPP: 00
S58| KEL| GP 63| G: 08| A: 23| P: 31| H: 51| BK: 30| +20| PPP: 02
S59| KEL| GP 66| G: 13| A: 22| P: 35| H: 74| BK: 64| +30| PPP: 01
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SMJHL Post Season Statistics:
S57| KEL| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 03| BK: 02| -01| PPP: 00
S58| KEL| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05| H: 05| BK: 04| -04| PPP: 00
S59| KEL| GP 17| G: 06| A: 05| P: 11| H: 22| BK: 10| +11| PPP: 01
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Drafts:
S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 5th overall by Kelowna
S35 - SHL: Auto Drafted by Calgary
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Timeline:
S57 - Youngest player drafted in league history.
S58 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S58 - Won Silver Medal with DACH in the WJC
S59 - Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S59 - Won Gold Medal with DACH in the WJC
S59 - Kelowna wins 4-Star Cup Championship
Mike Izzy || S34-55 || HOF || TPE Max: 2207 || Cups: 3
Alias: the Augment
Born: 9/4/1995
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 228 lbs
Number: 19
Birth Place: Whitby, Ontario
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S55| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 12| P: 26| H: 154| BK: 28| +23| SHT: 149
S54| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 19| P: 40| H: 108| BK: 28| -05 | SHT: 144
S53| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 23| P: 40| H: 185| BK: 13| +11| SHT: 152
S52| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 21| P: 38| H: 196| BK: 19| +11| SHT: 199
S51| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37| H: 227| BK: 18| -05| SHT: 166
S50| CGY| GP 50| G: 18| A: 33| P: 51| H: 186| BK: 20| +16| SHT: 185
S49| CGY| GP 50| G: 29| A: 24| P: 53| H: 174| BK: 11| +24| SHT: 177
S48| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 29| P: 50| H: 220| BK: 15| +10| SHT: 196
S47| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 30| P: 50| H: 208| BK: 26| +18| SHT: 193
S46| CGY| GP 50| G: 22| A: 28| P: 50| H: 218| BK: 19| +05| SHT: 252
S45| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 26| P: 41| H: 216| BK: 14| -03| SHT: 216
S44| CGY| GP 50| G: 19| A: 33| P: 52| H: 180| BK: 10| +15| SHT: 206
S43| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 27| P: 48| H: 198| BK: 10| +04| SHT: 214
S42| CGY| GP 50| G: 26| A: 26| P: 52| H: 176| BK: 17| +11| SHT: 213
S41| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 25| P: 45| H: 190| BK: 13| - 05| SHT: 208
S40| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 20| P: 40| H: 200| BK: 16| +10| SHT: 193
S39| CGY| GP 50| G: 24| A: 24| P: 48| H: 209| BK: 05| +23| SHT: 178
S38| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 16| P: 31| H: 192| BK: 07| +09| SHT: 124
S37| CGY| GP 50| G: 07| A: 09| P: 16| H: 149| BK: 04| +06| SHT: 071
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S37| CGY| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 17|: -07| SHT: 40| PIM: 02
S38| CGY| GP 18| G: 06| A: 01| P: 07| H: 65|: -04| SHT: 67| PIM: 28
S39| CGY| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 11|: -04| SHT: 08| PIM: 06
S40| CGY| GP 19| G: 06| A: 11| P: 17| H: 50|: +02|SHT: 37| PIM: 12
S41| CGY| GP 06| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 32|: -04| SHT: 12| PIM: 16
S42| CGY| GP 14| G: 14| A: 10| P: 24| H: 70|: +11|SHT: 85| PIM: 19
S43| CGY| GP 06| G: 02| A: 00| P: 02| H: 18|: +01|SHT: 24| PIM: 00
S44| CGY| GP 05| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 21|: -02|SHT: 23| PIM: 04
S46| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27
S47| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27
S48| CGY| GP 11| G: 04| A: 06| P: 10| H: 47|: +01|SHT: 55| PIM: 10
S49| CGY| GP 07| G: 03| A: 06| P: 09| H: 29| : -01| SHT: 32| PIM: 04
S50| CGY| GP 20| G: 16| A: 16| P: 32| H: 68| :+21| SHT: 88| PIM: 28
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S34| KEL| GP 50| G: 10| A: 09| P: 19| : +19| PIM: 38| H: 107|
S35| KEL| GP 50| G: 17| A: 16| P: 33| : -10| PIM: 58| H: 145|
S36| KEL| GP 50| G: 18| A: 17| P: 35| : +04| PIM: 58| H: 130|
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S34| KEL| GP: 06| G: 2| A: 4| P: 6| : +5| PIM: 02| H: 17|
S35| KEL| GP: 12| G: 5| A: 3| P: 8| : +2| PIM: 12| H: 31|
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International Hockey Statistics (IIHF):
S36| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 2| P: 04| : +1| PIM: 12| H: 22| SOG: 16
S37| AUT| GP 11| G: 3| A: 1| P: 04| : -6| PIM: 06| H: 51| SOG: 25
S38| AUT| GP 10| G: 3| A: 4| P: 07| : +7| PIM: 06| H: 40| SOG: 32
S39| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 3| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 06| H: 36|SOG: 38
S40| AUT| GP 12| G: 4| A: 2| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 14| H: 43|SOG: 47
S41| AUT| GP 10| G: 5| A: 2| P: 07| : -03| PIM: 06| H: 24|SOG: 44
S42| AUT| GP 13| G: 3| A: 5| P: 08| : -01| PIM: 12| H: 26|SOG: 51
S43| AUT| GP 12| G: 6| A: 7| P: 13| : -02| PIM: 12| H: 56|SOG: 42
S44| AUT| GP 11| G: 6| A: 8| P: 14| :+06| PIM: 06| H: 48|SOG: 36
S45| AUT| GP 13| G: 7| A: 3| P: 10| :+01| PIM: 16| H: 45|SOG: 61
S46| AUT| GP 15| G:10| A:10| P:20| :+11| PIM :08| H: 58|SOG: 61
S47| AUT| GP 15| G:08| A:08| P:16| :+09| PIM :10| H: 36|SOG: 56
S47| AUT| GP 12| G:04| A:10| P:14| :+00| PIM :04| H: 33|SOG: 51
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Drafts:
S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 22nd overall by Kelowna
S35 - SHL: Drafted 4th overall by Edmonton
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Contracts:
S34 - Signed 1-yr/$2mil entry deal with Kelowna
S35 - Signed 3-yr/$1mil contract with Edmonton
S38 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary
S39 - Signed 5-yr/$21mil contract extension with Calgary
S45 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary
S47 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary
S49 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary
S51 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary
S53 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary
S55 - Signed 1-yr/$4mill contract with Calgary
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Awards:
S34 - Maxim Horvat Award for Kelowna's Top Rookie
S35 - Elias Armia Award for Kelowna MVP
S36 - Saku Perhonen Award for Most Exciting Player
S39 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
S42 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy - Most Dedicated User
S45 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
S46 - IIHF’s Top Forward Award
S47 - Jeff Dar Trophy - Best 2 Way Forward
S49 - Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (29)
S50 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
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Timeline:
S35 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S35 - Named Media Director/Head Scout of Edmonton
S36 - Named Media Director of the Calgary Dragons
S36 - Transfered from Team Canada to Team Austria
S37 - Named GM of Team Austria of the IIHF
S38 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S39 - Named Alternate Captain of the Calgary Dragons
S39 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’
S40 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S40 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions!
S41 - Named Head of the SHL Awards Committee
S42 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S42 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions!
S42 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S42 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP)
S43 - Named head of the Player Progression Department
S43 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy (Most Dedicated User)
S43 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner
S44 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’
S44 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S45 - #1 in the SHL in hits (216)
S45 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner
S45 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User)
S46 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S46 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User)
S47 - #1 in the SHL in hits (208)
S47 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S47 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner
S47 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S47
S48 - 1st player ever to add 50p/200h is 3 straight years
S48 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’
S48 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S48
S48 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S48 - 6 Jeff Dar noms is the most in SHL history for that award
S49 - Calgary: Presidents Trophy
S49 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’
S49 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S49 - Ron Mexico Nomination (Leagues Most valuable Player)
S49 - Calgary creates the Mike Izzy Award for (Team Sportsmanship)
S50 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S50 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions!
S50 - SHL All Star ‘3rd’ Team’
S50 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S50 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP)
S51 - Named Co-GM of the Calgary Dragons
S55 - Mike Izzy became the SHL’s all time hits leader (3585)
S55 - Mike Izzy retires from the SHL
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Trades:
S36 - Traded to the Calgary Dragons
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TPE at the start of each season:
S37 - 751 TPE
S38 - 937 TPE
S39 - 1,114 TPE
S40 - 1,298 TPE
S41 - 1,465 TPE
S42 - 1,646 TPE
S42 - 1,858 TPE
S43 - 2,041 TPE
S44 - 2,109 TPE
S45 - 2,204 TPE (Final)
Coach Izzy || General Manager || CGY || S59-Present
Overall Record: 148W, 90L, 24OTL +114
Seasons: 4
Playoffs: 4
Series Wins: 3
Challenge Cups: 0
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Regular Season Record:
S59 - 42W, 20L, 4OTL, 88 PTS, +44
- Division Winner
- 1st Round Bye
- Lost to Chicago in quarterfinals
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S60 - 38W, 21L, 7OTL, 83 PTS, +62
- Division Winner
- Wins against: Seattle, Edmonton
- Western Conference Championship Series
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S61 - 34W, 26L, 6OTL, 74 PTS, +5
- 2nd Place, Pacific Division
- Wins against: Los Angeles
- Lost to Edmonton in quarterfinals
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S62 - 36W, 23L, 7OTL, 79 PTS, +03
- 2nd Place, Pacific Division
- Lost to Seatlle in round 1
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Dick Clapper | LW | Hamilton Steelhawks | Team Canada 'A' | 2105 TPE Peak
Birthplace: Canada
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 13
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 | NEW | 50 GP | 12 G | 9 A | 21 P | -1 | 3 PPP | 2 PIM | 11 H
S48 | NEW | 50 GP | 14 G | 25 A | 39 P | +8 | 5 PPP | 0 PIM | 12 H
S49 | NEW | 50 GP | 17 G | 22 A | 39 P | +11 | 4 PPP | 6 PIM | 12 H
S50 | NEW | 50 GP | 20 G | 14 A | 34 P | +1 | 3 PPP | 0 PIM | 6 H
S51 | NEW | 50 GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | -2 | 9 PPP | 2 PIM | 5 H
S52 | NEW | 50 GP | 24 G | 23 A | 47 P | +9 | 11 PPP | 2 PIM | 13 H
S53 | NEW | 50 GP | 18 G | 35 A | 53 P | +46 | 15 PPP | 6 PIM | 65 H
S54 | NEW | 50 GP | 21 G | 23 A | 44 P | +14 | 12 PPP | 8 PIM | 58 H
S55 | HAM | 50 GP | 28 G | 37 A | 65 P | +28 | 15 PPP | 12 PIM | 98 H
S56 | HAM | 50 GP | 26 G | 32 A | 58 P | +46 | 10 PPP | 4 PIM | 81 H
S57 | HAM | 66 GP | 28G | 40 A | 68 P | +28 | 21 PPP | 14 PIM | 72 H
S58 | NEW | 33 GP | 13 G | 11 A | 24 P | -8 | 8 PPP | 27 PIM | 90 H
S58 | BUF | 29 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | +29 | 1 PPP | 4 PIM | 62 H
S59 | ATL | GP | G | A | P | | PPP | PIM | H
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SHL Playoffs Statistics:
S49 | NEW | 15 GP | 4 G | 8 A | 12 P | +4 | 2 PPP | 0 PIM | 4 H
S53 | NEW | 11 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 P | +3 | 4 PPP | 0 PIM | 8 H
S55 | HAM | 12 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 P | -5 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 19 H
S56 | HAM | 18 GP | 10 G | 11 A | 21 P | +6 | 5 PPP | 0 PIM | 28 H
S57 | HAM | 14 GP | 8 G | 10 A | 18 P | +5 | 5 PPP | 4 PIM | 24 H
S58 | BUF | 21 GP | 8 G | 9 A | 17 P | +4 | 0 PPP | 8 PIM | 73 H
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 | KEL | 50 GP | 16 G| 14 A | 30 P | +6 | 6 PPP | 6 PIM | 43 H
S46 | KEL | 50 GP | 20 G | 19 A | 39 P | +9 | 14 PPP | 8 PIM | 33 H
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SMJHL Playoffs Statistics:
S45 | KEL | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 1 H
S46 | KEL | 18 GP | 8 G | 6 A | 14 P | +7 | 5 PPP | 8 PIM | 11 H
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Transactions:
S45 | SMJHL Draft | Undrafted
S46 | SHL Draft | New England Wolfpack | 37th Overall
S55 | Trade | Hamilton Steelhawks | Blockbuster | It was huge
S58 | Trade | New England Wolfpack | Not a Blockbuster | Went back home
S58 | Trade | Buffalo Stampede | Cup Run | Lost in the finals
S59 | FA | Atlanta Inferno | Not a surprise | Everyone saw it coming
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Trophies, Awards, and Medals:
S45 | WJC Silver
S46 | Laurifer Trophy
S46 | WJC Bronze
S49 | Presidents' Trophy
S49 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S50 | IIHF Bronze
S53 | Presidents' Trophy
S54 | IIHF Gold
S55 | 2nd Team All-Star
S55 | IIHF Bronze
S56 | Presidents' Trophy
S56 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S56 | Challenge Cup
S56 | IIHF Gold
S56 | Anton Razov Nomination
S57 | Presidents' Trophy
S57 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S57 | IIHF Gold
S57 | Anton Razov Nomination
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Ethan Price || RW || New England Wolfpack|| S53-S63|| Retired || Peak: 1779 TPE
Name: Ethan Price
Age: 29
Birthplace: Massachusetts, United States
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 46
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Transactions:
Drafted 13th overall by the Anaheim Outlaws in the S52 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 22nd overall by the New England Wolfpack in the S53 SHL Draft
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Awards & Trophies:
S52 Four Star Cup
S54 WJC Gold Medal (United States)
S57 Aidan Richan Trophy (Most Improved Player)
S63 IIHF Gold Medal (United States)
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S52 | 50 GP | 7 G | 5 A | 12 P | -6 | 2 PPP | 20 PIM | 35 H
S53 | 50 GP | 22 G | 26 A | 48 P | +1 | 8 PPP | 51 PIM | 31 H
S54 | 50 GP | 22 G | 16 A | 38 P | -3 | 15 PPP | 26 PIM | 29 H
S55 | 50 GP | 21 G | 20 A | 41 P | +2 | 8 PPP | 26 PIM | 36 H
Career | 200 GP | 72 G | 67 A | 139 P | -5 | 33 PPP | 123 PIM | 131 H
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SHL Regular Season:
S56| 50 GP | 8 G | 13 A | 21 P | -6 | 12 PPP | 9 PIM | 22 H
S57| 66 GP | 32 G | 34 A | 66 P | +4 | 15 PPP | 12 PIM | 29 H
S58| 66 GP | 24 G | 21 A | 45 P | -16 | 14 PPP | 26 PIM | 26 H
S59| 66 GP | 28 G | 22 A | 50 P | -24 | 9 PPP | 22 PIM | 94 H
S60| 66 GP | 26 G | 33 A | 59 P | -16 | 15 PPP | 26 PIM | 66 H
S61| 66 GP | 30 G | 45 A | 75 P | +21 | 21 PPP | 23 PIM | 65 H
S62| 66 GP | 41 G | 31 A | 72 P | +13 | 22 PPP | 25 PIM | 71 H
S63| 66 GP | 24 G | 27 A | 51 P | -22 | 13 PPP | 46 PIM | 49 H
Career | 512 GP | 213 G | 226 A | 439 P | -46 | 121 PPP | 253 PIM | 422 H
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Iliket Urtles | #72 | RW | Hamilton Steelhawks | S70 | 1407 TPE (S69 - )
Adam Scianna | #31 | D | Texas Renegades | S52 | 2168 TPE (S51 - S68)
Birthplace: Trondheim, Norway
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 31
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SHL Regular Season
S55 [TEX] | GP: 50 G: 5 A: 16 P: 21 +/-: +3 PIM: 18 HIT: 72 SB: 55 |
S56 [TEX] | GP: 50 G: 11 A: 13 P: 24 +/-: +6 PIM: 24 HIT: 72 SB: 54 |
S57 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 9 A: 33 P: 42 +/-: +24 PIM: 32 HIT: 80 SB: 98 |
S58 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 19 A: 33 P: 52 +/-: +49 PIM: 17 HIT: 83 SB: 98 |
S59 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 P: 49 +/-: +40 PIM: 18 HIT: 89 SB: 91 |
S60 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 19 A: 27 P: 46 +/-: +17 PIM: 14 HIT: 68 SB: 87 |
S61 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 18 A: 36 P: 54 +/-: +29 PIM: 12 HIT: 26 SB: 99 |
S62 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 43 P: 58 +/-: +29 PIM: 8 HIT: 14 SB: 84 |
S63 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 30 P: 43 +/-: +39 PIM: 12 HIT: 73 SB: 108 |
S64 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 16 A: 30 P: 46 +/-: +27 PIM: 16 HIT: 107 SB: 112 |
S65 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 22 P: 30 +/-: -30 PIM: 16 HIT: 104 SB: 157 |
S66 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 5 A: 15 P: 20 +/-: -18 PIM: 24 HIT: 58 SB: 100 |
S67 [LAP] | GP: 66 G: 2 A: 10 P: 10 +/-: /5 PIM: 20 HIT: 63 SB: 33 |
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IIHF
S51 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 HIT: 28 SB: 27 |
S52 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12 G: 1 A: 0 P: 1 +/-: +1 PIM: 4 HIT: 25 SB: 7 |
S53 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12 G: 0 A: 1 P: 1 +/-: -5 PIM: 7 HIT: 14 SB: 7 |
S54 [Norway] | [LD] GP: 12 G: 2 A: 0 P: 2 +/-: -1 PIM: 2 HIT: 22 SB: 9 |
S55 [Norway] | [LD] GP: 12 G: 1 A: 4 P: 5 +/-: +0 PIM: 11 HIT: 18 SB: 14 |
S56 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 HIT: 11 SB: 25 |
S57 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12 G: 3 A: 6 P: 9 +/-: +4 PIM: 4 HIT: 12 SB: 34 |
S58 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12 G: 3 A: 7 P: 10 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 HIT: 12 SB: 25 |
S59 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12 G: 5 A: 6 P: 11 +/-: +9 PIM: 6 HIT: 9 SB: 11 |
S60 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12 G: 6 A: 6 P: 12 +/-: +6 PIM: 2 HIT: 5 SB: 13 |
S61 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12 G: 1 A: 2 P: 3 +/-: +3 PIM: 4 HIT: 14 SB: 12 |
S62 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12 G: 4 A: 4 P: 8 +/-: -1 PIM: 6 HIT: 21 SB: 10 |
S63 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12 G: 0 A: 5 P: 5 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 HIT: 18 SB: 19 |
S64 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12 G: 4 A: 4 P: 8 +/-: +3 PIM: 2 HIT: 16 SB: 7 |
S65 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12 G: 0 A: 3 P: 3 +/-: -4 PIM: 0 HIT: 13 SB: 13 |
S66 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12 G: 2 A: 7 P: 9 +/-: +1 PIM: 5 HIT: 12 SB: 9 |
S67 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12 G: 2 A: 6 P: 8 +/-: +5 PIM: 2 HIT: 12 SB: 4 |
S68 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12 G: 1 A: 6 P: 7 +/-: -9 PIM: 2 HIT: 12 SB: 7 |
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Career History
S51 SMJHL Draft 2nd Round - 12th Overall by Kelowna
S52 SHL Draft 1st Round - 3rd Overall by Texas
S52 Zach Miller Tropey - Most Dedicated Player
S52 Elias Armia Award - The Commissioner's Award of Excellence
S53 Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S55 Called up to the Texas Renegades
S55 SHL All-Rookie Team
S59 Challenge Cup Champion
S62 Challenge Cup Champion
S67 IIHF Gold Medal Winner
S68 Announces Retirement
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Самат Бейбітжанов | G | Colorado | Atlanta
Name: Samat Beibitzhanov
Age: 19
Birthplace: Karaganda, Kazakhstan
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 191 lbs
Number: 12/20
Name Bodycount: IIIIIIII
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S51 | COL | GP: 44 (20-22-2) | .889 SV% | 2.65 GAA | SO: 1 | 0 PIM
S52 | COL | GP: 41 (22-13-5) | .892 SV% | 2.83 GAA | SO: 0 | 4 PIM
S53 | COL | GP: 32 (11-18-2) | .910 SV% | 2.73 GAA | SO: 2
S54 | COL | GP: 30 (15-11-4) | .910 SV% | 2.27 GAA | SO: 2
SHL Regular Season:
S54 | MAN | GP: 5 (4-0-0) | .903 SV% | 1.45 GAA | SO: 1
S55 | MAN | GP: 10 (6-1-1) | .928 SV% | 1.70 GAA | SO: 1
S56 | ATL | GP: 44 (22-19-3) | .915 SV% | 3.12 GAA | SO: 3
S57 | ATL | GP: 51 (25-21-4) | .910 SV% | 2.89 GAA | SO: 4
S58 | ATL | GP: 51 (24-25-0) | .914 SV% | 3.19 GAA | SO: 3
IIHF Regular Season:
S53 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .912 SV% | 3.01 GAA | SO: 0
S54 | RUS | GP: 12 (3-9-0) | .917 SV% | 3.01 GAA | SO: 0
S55 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .903 SV% | 3.30 GAA | SO: 0
S56 | RUS | GP: 12 (2-10-0) | .879 SV% | 5.55 GAA | SO: 0
S57 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .905 SV% | 4.64 GAA | SO: 0
S58 | RUS | GP: 12 (7-3-2) | .926 SV% | 3.50 GAA | SO: 0
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Clout Box:
S50 WJC Gold Medal Team Russia
S51 All-Rookie Team
S51 Brutal SMJHL RoTY snub
S52 Tom Corcoran Nomination
S52 WJC Gold Medal Team UCORCAL
Original Colorado Goal Horn Creator
S53 WJC Bronze Medal
2x SMJHL All-Star
Мағжан Шаяхметов | Russia Co-Fed Head
Name: Magzhan Shayakhmetov
2x WJC GM, 1x Gold Medal S52 UCORCAL
S56-Present Russia Co-Fed Head
S58 IIHF Semifinalist
GoalieScore Record Holders and Winners
CHAMPION OF LIFE
S53 - Luca Del Vecchio
S54 - Harry Carpet
S55 - Markus Tegernako
S56 - Knox Booth
S57 - Luca Del Vecchio
S58 - Frans Eller
S59 - Nicolae Antonescu
S60 - Vincent Mietitore
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HISTORICAL CHAMPIONSHIP
S53-54 - Luca Del Vecchio
S54-55 - Harry Carpet
S55-56 - Markus Tegernako
S56-Present - Knox Booth
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Eric Hudson | LW | #13 | St Louis Scarecrows | Texas Renegades | 1937 TPE (Peak)
Birthplace: Charlotte, NC, USA
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Career Highlights:
Drafted 35th overall in S52 SMJHL Draft by St. Louis Scarecrows
S52 Four Star Cup Finals (Lost to ANA in 5)
Drafted 21st overall (2nd Round) by Texas Renegades in S53 SHL Draft
Named to S54 SJHML All-Star Team
First Career Hat Trick - S54 Game 22 vs Anchorage
100th SHL Point - S58 Game 33 vs Seattle
Member of Team Prospects North America - S51 WJC, Team Captain
Member of Team USA WJC Team - S52, S53, S54, S55.
Member of Team USA IIHF Team - S55, S56, S57, S58, S59, S60, S61, S62, S63
Team USA Assistant Captain, S63
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SMJHL/SHL Stats:
SEA |Team| GP | G | A | +/- | S | SB | HIT | PIM | Min/Game |
S52 | STL | 50 | 7 | 5 | +2 | 47 | 6 | 21 | 10 | 10:16 |
S53 | STL | 50 | 7 | 16| +9 | 47 | 58 | 17 | 22 | 12:02 |
S54 | STL | 50 | 9 | 24| +17| 80 | 104| 19 | 6 | 17:16 |
S55 | STL | 50 | 4 | 9 | -11 | 60 | 103| 29 | 10 | 17:41 |
S56 | TEX | 50 | 7 | 18| +4 | 93 | 64 | 12 | 16 | 18:26 |
S57 | TEX | 66 | 12| 30| +19| 131| 92 | 34 | 23 | 17:39 |
S58 | TEX | 66 | 18| 39| +35| 187| 74 | 49 | 10 | 19:12 |
S59 | TEX | 66 | 16| 32| +45| 175| 98 | 68 | 20 | 18:57 |
S60 | TEX | 66 | 11| 29| +24| 167| 91 | 64 | 12 | 20:05 |
S61 | TEX | 66 | 18| 33| +26| 156| 92 | 60 | 12 | 20:08 |
S62 | TEX | 66 | 17| 36| +33| 200| 74 | 56 | 17 | 20:30 |
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SMJHL/SHL Playoff Stats:
SEA |Team| GP | G | A | +/- | S | SB | HIT | PIM | Min/Game |
S52 | STL | 17 | 2 | 4 | +9 | 30 | 1 | 13 | 10 | 11:39 |
S53 | STL | 14 | 1 | 2 | -4 | 14 | 28 | 1 | 0 | 16:20 |
S54 | STL | 7 | 0 | 1 | -2 | 10 | 19 | 4 | 0 | 18:42 |
S55 | STL | 4 | 1 | 1 | -1 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 18:34 |
S56 | TEX | 4 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 18:46 |
S57 | TEX | 5 | 1 | 1 | -4 | 13| 5 | 5 | 0 | 16:46 |
S58 | TEX | 12 | 4 | 4 | +4 | 28| 16 | 11 | 0 | 20:38 |
S59 | TEX | 16 | 6 | 11| +12| 43| 25| 29 | 2 | 20:34 |
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IIHF Stats
TOUR | Team | GP | G | A | +/- | S | SB | HIT | PIM | Min/Game |
S51 WJC | ProsNA | 18 | 3 | 5 | -13 | 43| 2 | 21 | 10 | 17:30 |
S51 WJCMR | ProsNA | 2 | 0 | 1 | +0 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 17:37 |
S52 WJC | USA | 14 | 1 | 3 | +0 | 7 | 5 | 18 | 12 | 12:35 |
S52 WJCMR | USA | 1 | 0 | 0 | +0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13:01 |
S53 WJC | USA | 14 | 3 | 7 | +6 | 17 | 12 | 10 | 0 | 13:35 |
S53 WJCMR | USA | 2 | 0 | 2 | -1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 14:11 |
S54 WJC | USA | 19 | 1 | 3 | -9 | 12 | 38 | 8 | 4 | 18:00 |
S54 WJCMR | USA | 3 | 1 | 1 | 4 | +5 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 18:54 |
S55 WJC | USA | 19 | 1 | 5 | +3 | 28| 29 | 14 | 2 | 16:05 |
S55 WJCMR | USA | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 18:05 |
S55 IIHF | USA | 19 | 1 | 7 | +5 | 19 | 7 | 7 | 8:00 |
S55 IIHFMR | USA | 1 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8:58 |
S56 IIHF | USA | 19 | 3 | 3 | +2 | 10 | 3 | 0 | 9:14
S56 IIHFMR | USA | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6:41 |
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Trophy Case
S52 Oriens Trophy - Four Star Cup Finals
S53 Aron Hernadivic Award Winner (STL - Most Active)
S54 SJHML All-Star Game - East
S54 Ron Bolt Award Winner (SJHML - Most Sportsmanlike)
S54 Brandon Holmes Award Winner (SJHML - Top Defensive Forward)
S54 World Junior Championships Gold Medal
S54 Mika Kandinsky Award Winner (STL - Best Two-Way Forward)
S55 Mika Kandinsky Award Winner (STL - Best Two-Way Forward)
S58 Presidents Trophy
S59 Western Conference Champions
S59 Challenge Cup Champions
S61 Western Conference Champions
S62 Western Conference Champions
S62 Challenge Cup Champions
S63 IIHF Gold Medal
S63 Jeff Dar Award (SHL - Best Two-way Forward)
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Contracts
S52 1yr 4.5 million with St. Louis
S53 2yr 7 million (4m, 3m) with Texas
S54 3yr 11 million (3m, 4m, 4m,) extension with Texas through S57
S57 2yr 8 million (4m, 4m) extension with Texas through S59
S59 3yr 15 million (5m,5m,5m) extension with Texas through S62
Co-GM St. Louis Scarecrows - S54 to S57
Regular Season Records
S54 - 26-23-1 (3rd in East, 5th Overall)
S55 - 18-28-4 (4th in East, 9th Overall)
S56 - 18-29-3 (5th in East, 10th Overall)
S57 - 25-36-5 (5th in East, 9th Overall) *Switch to 66 game season
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Playoff Results
S54 - Lost in First Round against Carolina (4-3)
S55 - Lost in First Round against Vancouver (4-0)
S56 - Lost in First Round against Maine (4-3)
S57 - Won First round series vs Kelowna (4-3), Lost in Second round against Anchorage (3-1-1)
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Awards
Slowpoke Registered
S36 Challenge Cup Champion
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Piotr Horvat | D | Texas Renegades
SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S47 KEL GP: 50, G: 3, A: 17, P: 20, +/-: 8, Hits: 73, SB: 56
S48 KEL GP: 50, G: 7, A: 21, P: 28, +/-: -21, Hits: 107, SB: 69
S49 KEL GP: 50, G: 9, A: 23, P: 32, +/-: 10, Hits: 99, SB: 59
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
S50 TEX GP: 50, G: 4, A: 19, P: 23, +/-: -13, Hits: 103, SB: 72
S51 TEX GP: 50, G: 8, A: 21, P: 29, +/-: -8, Hits: 115, SB: 77
S52 TEX GP: 50, G: 3, A: 22, P: 25, +/-: -5, Hits: 107, SB: 79
S53 TEX GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -18, Hits: 80, SB: 66
S54 TEX GP: 50, G: 1, A: 9, P: 10, +/-: -4, Hits: 117, SB: 99
S55 TEX GP: 50, G: 8, A: 19, P: 27, +/-: 0, Hits: 137, SB: 105
S56 TEX GP: 50, G: 3, A: 22, P: 25, +/-: 6, Hits: 144, SB: 78
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Drafted 4th Overall S47 SMJHL Draft By Kelowna
Drafted 6th Overall S48 SHL Draft By New England
Vasily Horvat | RW | Retired
SHL Regular Season Career Statistics
S34 TEX GP: 50, G: 4, A: 6, P: 10, +/-: -14, PIMS: 41, Hits: 115
S35 TEX GP: 50, G: 4, A: 2, P: 6, +/-: -5, PIMS: 18, Hits: 86
S36 TEX GP: 50, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: -13, PIMS: 53, Hits: 95
S37 TEX GP: 50, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/-: -30, PIMS: 35, Hits: 71
S38 TEX GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 4, PIMS: 80, Hits: 203
S39 TEX GP: 50, G: 18, A: 25, P: 43, +/-: 13, PIMS: 69. Hits: 211
S40 TEX GP: 50, G: 12, A: 21, P: 33, +/-: 11, PIMS: 45, Hits: 167
S41 TEX GP: 50, G: 11, A: 35, P: 46, +/-: -14, PIMS: 59, Hits: 190
S42 TEX GP: 50, G: 16, A: 31, P: 47, +/-: -5, PIMS: 56, Hits: 206
S43 TEX GP: 50, G: 16, A: 23, P: 39, +/-: 4, PIMS: 50, Hits: 225
S44 TEX GP: 50, G: 15, A: 27, P: 42, +/-: -5, PIMS: 62, Hits: 212
S45 TEX GP: 50, G: 11, A: 30, P: 41, +/-: -2, PIMS: 56, Hits: 206
S46 NOLA GP: 50, G: 3, A: 15, P: 18, +/-: -3, PIMS: 48, Hits: 114
S47 NOLA GP: 50, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -9, PIMS: 18, Hits: 119
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S34 TEX GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -1, PIMS: 10, Hits: 16
S35 TEX GP: 6, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, Hits: 1
S36 TEX GP: 16, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: 1, PIMS: 16, Hits: 45
S37 TEX GP: 4, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -2, PIMS: 0, Hits: 4
S40 TEX GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 4, Hits: 15
S42 TEX GP: 5, G: 0, A: 4, P: 4, +/-: 3, PIMS: 6, Hits: 21
S45 TEX GP: 11, G: 2, A: 6, P: 10, +/-: 4, PIMS: 8, Hits: 46
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Awards
S31 and S32 Four Star Champion
S36 Challenge Cup Champion
S38 IIHF Gold Medalist
S43 IIHF Silver Medalist
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