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S25, S37 Challenge Cup Champion and a pretty pretty princess
02-07-2020, 09:13 PM
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What are your thoughts on the season thus far?
What was the last concert you attended?
What is your ideal dinner?
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Lil' Manius
Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired
Name: Lil' Manius
Height: 5’ 6”
Weight: 182
Number: 77
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Personal Awards and Records
S44 Challenge Cup Champion
S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States
S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States
S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States
S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States
S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States
S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States
S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States
S48 1st All-Star Team
S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee
S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me
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Big Manius
Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired
Name: Big Manius
Height: 6’ 9”
Weight: 265
Number: 7
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Personal Awards and Records
SHL Hall of Fame Player
Member of the Triple Gold Club
S37 Challenge Cup Champion
S25 Challenge Cup Champion
S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway
S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway
S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway
S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway
S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S27 IIHF Top Defenseman
S33 2nd All-Star Team
S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner
S30 League leader Fights Won
S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner
S26 Scott Stevens Nominee
S26 2nd All-Star Team
S26 Tied for first in PP Goals
S23 Four Star Cup Champion
Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96
Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13
Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20
SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96
SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73%
SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs
SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won
SMJHL S 23 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won
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Podcast recorded, up and out soon. Questions to this point answered.
02-13-2020, 03:48 PM
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Kiss/marry/fuck Anchorage edition. Who's it going to be?
Cunt
Credit to Ml002, King, Wasty, Carpy, Bruins10, Rum_Ham, Turd Ferguson, Ragnar and Enigmatic for the sigs.
| C | Red Kirkby | Philadelphia | NZ | 1561 |S64-
SMJHL career:
-Picked 29th by ANC in the 63rd SMJHL draft
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SMJHL stats
S63 | GP:66 | G:16 A:15 P:31 | -19 | PIM:16 | H:101 | SB:38
S64 | GP:66 | G:11 A:27 P:38 | -33 | PIM:17 | H:166 | SB:27
S65 | GP:66 | G:15 A:24 P:39 | -20 | PIM:86 | H:118 | SB:23
SMJHL playoff stats
S63 | DNQ
S64 | GP:4 | G:1 A:3 P:4 | -1 | PIM:0 | H:8 | SB:5
S65 | DNQ
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SHL stats
S66 | GP:66 | G:15 A:21 P:36 | -11 | PIM:36 | H:48 | SB:47
S67 | GP:66 | G:33 A:26 P:59 | 27 | PIM:22 | H:81 | SB:42
S68 | GP:66 | G:40 A:34 P:74 | 24 | PIM:44 | H:70 | SB:34
S69 | GP:66 | G:36 A:45 P:81 | 34 | PIM:43 | H:66 | SB:50
S69 | GP:66 | G:63 A:69 P:132 | 62 | PIM:58 | H:96 | SB:57
SHL playoff stats
S66 | GP:7 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | 2 | PIM:4 | H:4 | SB:2
S67 | GP:7 | G:5 A:3 P:8 | -2 | PIM:2 | H:2 | SB:6
S68 | GP:5 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | -3 | PIM: 4 | H:3 | SB:2
S69 | GP:21 | G:16 A:14 P:30 | 15 | PIM:10 | H:15 | SB:13
S69 | GP:18 | G:8 A:19 P:27 | 8 | PIM:18 | H:18 | SB:15
| D | Rex Kirkby | Philadelphia | UK | 2114 TPE peak |S43-S63
SMJHL career:
-Picked 42nd by ANC in the 42nd SMJHL draft
-Traded to St Louis in S43
SHL career:
-Picked 10th by WKP in the 43rd SHL draft
-Traded to New England S53
-Traded to New Orleans S55
-Free Agent to Atlanta S57
-Traded to Buffalo S59
-Voted to the all rookie team S44
-Won Challenge Cup [48]
-Won Bojo Biscuit Award [49,50,51]
-1st team allstar [55]
-2nd team allstar [50]
-3rd team allstar [51, 58]
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SMJHL stats
S42- GP:50 G:4 A:16 P:20 +/-:-13 PIM:36 H:70 SB:39
S43- GP:51 G:7 A:21 P:28 +/-:-9 PIM:44 H:88 SB:61
SMJHL playoff stats
S42- GP:9 G1 A:2 P:3 +/-:2 PIM:14 H:11 SB:5
S43- GP:12 G:0 A:4 P:4 +/-:2 PIM:12 H:16 SB:20
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SHL stats
S44 | GP:50 | G:2 A:16 P:18 | +15 | PIM:16 | H:44 | SB:55
S45 | GP:50 | G:3 A:14 P:17 | -1 | PIM:8 | H:26 | SB:55
S46 | GP:50 | G:5 A:20 P:25 | +6 | PIM:12 | H:53 | SB:59
S47 | GP:50 | G:11 A:22 P:33 | +11 | PIM:28 | H:58 | SB:66
S48 | GP:50 | G:11 A:18 P:29 | -1 | PIM:22 | H:50 | SB:67
S49 | GP:50 | G:9 A:32 P:41 | +21 | PIM:48 | H:139 | SB:63
S50 | GP:50 | G:8 A:36 P:44 | +3 | PIM:72 | H:154 | SB:88
S51 | GP:50 | G:10 A:27 P:37 | -10 | PIM:73 | H:152 | SB:93
S52 | GP:50 | G:12 A:23 P:35 | -2 | PIM:48 | H:144 | SB:78
S53 | GP:50 | G:9 A:28 P:37 | +30 | PIM:18 | H:78 | SB:90
S54 | GP:50 | G:7 A:32 P:39 | +23 | PIM:4 | H:78 | SB:120
S55 | GP:50 | G:10 A:34 P:44 | +26 | PIM:28 | H:83 | SB:128
S56 | GP:50 | G:7 A:26 P:33 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:94 | SB:91
S57 | GP:62 | G:8 A:44 P:52 | -5 | PIM:46 | H:116 | SB:143
S58 | GP:66 | G:14 A:40 P:54 | +14 | PIM:26 | H:70 | SB:134
S59 | GP:71 | G:12 A:36 P:48 | +3 | PIM:30 | H:24 | SB:104
S60 | GP:66 | G:7 A:30 P:37 | -23 | PIM:16 | H:84 | SB:119
S61 | GP:66 | G:9 A:29 P:38 | +1 | PIM:6 | H:107 | SB:99
S62 | GP:66 | G:8 A:21 P:29 | +24 | PIM:8 | H:83 | SB:90
S63 | GP:66 | G:7 A:16 P:23 | +2 | PIM:18 | H:63 | SB:71
Total | GP:1112 | G:169 A:544 P:713 | +123 | PIM:543 | H:1700 | SB:1817
SHL playoff stats
S44 | GP:18 | G:1 A:6 P:7 | +5 | PIM:12 | H:24 | SB:15
S45 | GP:18 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15
S47 | GP:15 | G:1 A:7 P:8 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15
S48 | GP:10 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H: 16 | SB:17
S49 | GP:7 | G:2 A:2 P:4 | -2 | PIM:12 | H: 9 | SB:11
S53 | GP:11 | G:2 A:7 P:9 | -5 | PIM:16 | H: 30 | SB:29
S55 | GP:20 | G:5 A:10 P:15 | +6 | PIM:2 | H: 31 | SB:60
S56 | GP:5 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | -3 | PIM:0 | H: 3 | SB:13
S57 | GP:10 | G:0 A:8 P:8 | +2 | PIM:2 | H: 18 | SB:18
S57 | GP:11 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | +4 | PIM:6 | H: 21 | SB:9
S59 | GP:19 | G:3 A:7 P:10 | +11 | PIM:0 | H: 31 | SB:16
S60 | GP:6 | G:0 A:5 P:5 | 0 | PIM:2 | H: 11 | SB:6
S61 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | +1 | PIM:0 | H: 10 | SB:11
S62 | GP:6 | G:0 A:2 P:2 | +3 | PIM:2 | H: 7 | SB:10
S63 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | -7 | PIM:6 | H: 9 | SB:6
| Max Brannagan | Philadelphia Forge GM | S60- | Anchorage Armada GM (retired)| S44-S56|
Forge Regular Season Records:
S60: 30-33-3
S61: 30-27-9
S62: 32-25-9
S63: 34-22-10
S64: 38-23-5
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Forge Post Season Records:
S60: 2-4 1st round exit vs Baltimore
S61: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa
S62: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa
S63: 2-4 1st round exit vs Hamilton
S64: 0-4 1st round exit vs Buffalo
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Armada Regular Season Records:
S44: 23-21-6 6th place
S45: 30-16-4 2nd place
S46: 26-21-3 4th place
S47: 25-20-5 6th place
S48: 26-22-2 6th place
S49: 21-25-4 10th place
S50: 29-18-3 2nd place
S51: 28-16-6 2nd place
S52: 21-23-6 9th place
S53: 29-18-3 3rd place
S54: 22-23-5 8th place
S55: 35-12-3 3rd place
S56: 29-17-4 3rd place
Total record: 344-252-54
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Armada Post Season Records:
S44: 3-4 1st round exit vs Vancouver
S45: 2-4 2nd round exit vs Colorado
S46: 6-5 3rd round exit Vs St. Louis
S47: 0-4 2nd round exit Vs Vancouver
S48: 5-5 3rd round exit Vs Vancouver
S49: 6-7 2nd round exit Vs Detroit
S50: 7-4 3rd round exit Vs Carolina
S51: 12-8 ★★★★ winners
S52: 2-4 1st round exit vs Newfoundland
S53: 3-4 1st round exit vs Anaheim
S54: 3-4 1st round exit vs Kelowna
S55: 3-4 2nd round exit vs Maine
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Bonk Registered
S25, S37 Challenge Cup Champion and a pretty pretty princess
What should a man get his wife on Valentine's day?
If you had to give a valentine to anyone in the SHL who would it be and why?
What was your most romantic Valentine's day?
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Lil' Manius
Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired
Name: Lil' Manius
Height: 5’ 6”
Weight: 182
Number: 77
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Personal Awards and Records
S44 Challenge Cup Champion
S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States
S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States
S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States
S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States
S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States
S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States
S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States
S48 1st All-Star Team
S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee
S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me
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Big Manius
Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired
Name: Big Manius
Height: 6’ 9”
Weight: 265
Number: 7
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Personal Awards and Records
SHL Hall of Fame Player
Member of the Triple Gold Club
S37 Challenge Cup Champion
S25 Challenge Cup Champion
S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway
S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway
S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway
S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway
S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S27 IIHF Top Defenseman
S33 2nd All-Star Team
S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner
S30 League leader Fights Won
S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner
S26 Scott Stevens Nominee
S26 2nd All-Star Team
S26 Tied for first in PP Goals
S23 Four Star Cup Champion
Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96
Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13
Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20
SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96
SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73%
SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs
SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won
SMJHL S 23 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won
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What is your take that you have personally tampered with Stavros Halkias decision to pursue free agency
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03-04-2020, 11:31 PM
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Here's some d&d questions:
What do you think of the Circle of Stars?
Do you think WotC should bring back specific weapon feats (e.g. fell handed)?
What do you think of WotC bringing in all this extra IP (ravnica, adventure time, Rick and Morty)?
Do you use dndbeyond.com (or other computer aids) or stick with pen and paper?
What's you favorite way of rolling stats? (3d6, 4d6 drop lowest, 2d8+4, 1d20, point buy, standard array, in order vs array)
Here's some personal questions:
Do you regret any of the filth you post on the Anchorage discord?
If you could have intimate relations with an American president (living or dead, at any point in their life) which one would it be? How would you seduce them?
What Acsolap said, but for Anchorage alumni
You're offered $80 million to rig the American election (in any direction, your employer just wants to know who will win beforehand). Any money leftover afterwards, you can keep. What do you do?
If you could go back to school for one year, which grade would you choose?
Do you prefer solitaire, 3-stone, halo, or cluster engagement rings?
If you wanted to kill me, how would you do it?
You ever seen your mom naked?
What's your dream girl like?
What's your biggest pet peeve?
Here's some professional questions:
How do you think NOLA is going to fare in FHM?
Should the private coaching system (new equipment) have some sort of upgrading system to go from one tier to another?
Should the redistribution costs be re-tooled for the new TPE scales?
Assuming it hasn't been announced yet, who do you think will get the Anchorage Co job? Who do you wish will get it?
If you ate yourself, would you become twice the size or disappear completely?
Ian Venables | G | Anchorage Armada
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Name: Ian Venables
Nickname: Budgie
Birthplace: Canada
Jersey: 67
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 222
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Selected 33rd overall by Anchorage Armada
Selected 13th overall by San Francisco Pride
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S51 Four Star Cup Winner
S51 Tom Corcoran Trophy Winner
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Regular Season Stats:
S49|ANC|44 GP|19 W|0.867 sv%|3.13 GAA
S50|ANC|47 GP|24 W|0.883 sv%|3.16 GAA
S51|ANC|48 GP|25 W|0.903 sv%|2.59 GAA
S52|ANC|33 GP|12 W|0.891 sv%|3.15 GAA
Playoff Stats:
S49|ANC|13 GP|6 W|0.899 sv%|2.93 GAA
S50|ANC|11 GP|7 W|0.900 sv%|2.72 GAA
S51|ANC|20 GP|12 W|0.902 sv%|2.38 GAA
S52|ANC|6 GP|2 W|0.905 sv%|2.53 GAA
what's your favorite gastropod?
what's your favorite texture for a gastropod to have?
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Posting Freak
Top Free Agents this upcoming gm season?
Who did u predict to win the league this year?
Should the Jets rebrand? They have the same name as an nhl team.
Biggest bust in SHL history? (that you’ve experienced)
What are your hopes and dreams for FHM?
Please give a eulogy for Simon T
Why have you abandoned our Roll20 D&D efforts?
Orange juice, apple juice or pineapple juice?
Should we block out the sun or blow it up?
If you had to choose brand of petrol to huff which would you go for? I don't mind if you include fancy international fuels and octanes.
How soon will I die of COVID?
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S50 Challenge Cup Champion
S53 Richan Trophy Winner[/align]
S49 Presidents Cup
S47 Jesster Trophy Winner
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Would you sleep with a girl who has covid19? What if she was super hot?
What's your minimum/maximum acceptable age?
Would you rather shit in your hands or someone else's hands?
Would you rather drink a full glass of expired, chunky milk OR eat an entire bowl of fuzzy moldy strawberries?
What's your opinion on the Oxford comma?
Would you rather have your dick and balls chopped off or gain 200 pounds for the rest of your life?
Give a compliment to each member of the Anchorage discord
Ian Venables | G | Anchorage Armada
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Name: Ian Venables
Nickname: Budgie
Birthplace: Canada
Jersey: 67
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 222
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Selected 33rd overall by Anchorage Armada
Selected 13th overall by San Francisco Pride
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S51 Four Star Cup Winner
S51 Tom Corcoran Trophy Winner
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Regular Season Stats:
S49|ANC|44 GP|19 W|0.867 sv%|3.13 GAA
S50|ANC|47 GP|24 W|0.883 sv%|3.16 GAA
S51|ANC|48 GP|25 W|0.903 sv%|2.59 GAA
S52|ANC|33 GP|12 W|0.891 sv%|3.15 GAA
Playoff Stats:
S49|ANC|13 GP|6 W|0.899 sv%|2.93 GAA
S50|ANC|11 GP|7 W|0.900 sv%|2.72 GAA
S51|ANC|20 GP|12 W|0.902 sv%|2.38 GAA
S52|ANC|6 GP|2 W|0.905 sv%|2.53 GAA
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Ayy heres a question go fuck yourself
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Chad Johnson || Co-GM || San Francisco
Biological father of Gabriel Johnson
Jonas Larsen || Retired || San Francisco || Anchorage
Name: Jonas Larsen
Birthplace: Skien, Norway
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 25
S47 SMJHL Draft: Undrafted
S48 SHL Draft: 24th Overall
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season:
S50 | 50 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | +1 | 12 H
S51 | 50 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | -9 | 42 H
S52 | 50 GP | 9 G | 4 A | 13 P | -2 | 9 H
SMJHL Regular Season:
S47 | 50 GP | 5 G | 7 A | 12 P | -7 | 33 H
S48 | 50 GP | 17 G | 18 A | 35 P | +2 | 50 H
S49 | 50 GP | 12 G | 17 A | 29 P | -2 | 46 H
SMJHL Playoffs:
S47 | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A| 0 P| 0 | 5 H
S48 | 12 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -10 | 9 H
S49 | 13 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | -3 | 9 H
Answered. Please ask questions for me, and for my upcoming guest(s)... TBD