Jenny Registered
S30, S31, S33, and S54 Challenge Cup Champion
Olivier loves Valentine's Day because he still has a soft spot for the trappings of capital-R (capitalist) Romance. His plans almost definitely involve fancy dinner and chocolates, but probably not any marriage proposals (thanks, Love of My Life Magazine, whatever the fuck you are).
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Olivier Cloutier | RW | New Orleans Specters
Hometown: Lyon, France
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 165 lbs
Number: 23
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SHL Career Statistics
S49 - TBB | 12 G | 20 A | 32 P | -10 | 8 PIM | 54 HIT | 57 HTT | 170 SHT | 7.06 SH% | 15 SB | 19.39 AMG | 0.66 P/20
S50 - TBB | 19 G | 18 A | 37 P | +7 | 2 PIM | 5 HIT | 77 HTT | 187 SHT | 10.16 SH% | 12 SB | 21.84 AMG | 0.68 P/20
S51 - TBB | 18 G | 15 A | 33 P | -6 | 0 PIM | 13 HIT | 73 HTT | 169 SHT | 10.65 SH% | 16 SB | 21.10 AMG | 0.63 P/20
S52 - TBB | 19 G | 27 A | 46 P | -10 | 12 PIM | 45 HIT | 89 HTT | 187 SHT | 10.16 SH% | 18 SB | 25.29 AMG | 0.73 P/20
S53 - TBB | 11 G | 19 A | 30 P | -17 | 18 PIM | 15 HIT | 127 SHT | 8.66% SH% | 77 SB | 20.01 AMG
S54 - NOL | 23 G | 32 A | 55 P | +12 | 16 PIM | 2 HIT | 204 SHT | 11.27 SH% | 29 SB | 19.19 AMG
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S49 - TBB | 12 GP | 4 G | 2 A | 6 P | +3 | 0 PIM | 7 HIT | 17 HTT | 35 SHT | 11.43 SH% | 2 SB | 19.64 AMG | 0.51 P/20
S50 - TBB | 19 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 P | +6 | 0 PIM | 0 HIT | 28 HTT | 64 SHT | 9.38 SH% | 8 SB | 23.04 AMG | 0.41 P/20
S51 - TBB | 4 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -1 | 0 PIM | 0 HIT | 3 HTT | 9 SHT | 22.22 SH% | 1 SB | 19.88 AMG
S52 - TBB | N/A
S53 - TBB | N/A
S54 - NOL | 17 GP | 8 G | 10 A | 18 P | +10 | 0 PIM | 2 HIT | 42 SHT | 19.05 SH% | 15 SB | 21.10 AMG
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S45 - 50 GP | 6 G | 7 A | 13 P | +3 | 10 PIM | 35 HIT | 34 HTT | 65 SHT | 9.23 SH% | 5 SB | 11.82 AMG | 0.44 P/20
S46 - 50 GP | 20 G | 18 A | 38 P | +2 | 12 PIM | 64 HIT | 60 HTT | 158 SHT | 12.66 SH% | 8 SB | 20.00 AMG | 0.76 P/20
S47 - 50 GP | 19 G | 23 A | 42 P | +2 | 18 PIM | 47 HIT | 55 HTT | 165 SHT | 11.52 SH% | 10 SB | 19.05 AMG | 0.88 P/20
S48 - 50 GP | 22 G | 19 A | 41 P | +4 | 10 PIM | 40 HIT | 56 HTT | 165 SHT | 13.33 SH% | 3 SB | 20.49 AMG | 0.80 P/20
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S45 - 6 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -6 | 2 PIM | 3 HIT | 7 HTT | 4 SHT | 1 SB | 14.52 AMG
S46 - 11 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 P | +2 | 4 PIM | 15 HIT | 12 HTT | 32 SHT | 1 SB | 17.51 AMG
S47 - 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -6 | 2 PIM | 4 HIT | 6 HTT | 13 SHT | 0 SB | 19.83 AMG
S48 - 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | 0 | 12 PIM | 5 HIT | 10 HTT | 45 SHT | 2 SB | 20.11 AMG
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Transactions & Awards:
S45: Drafted 3rd overall to the Anchorage Armada
S45: Named captain of WJC Team World
S45: Won WJC gold with Team World
S46: Drafted 3rd overall to the Tampa Bay Barracuda
S46: Signed with TBB (3ssn/$10mil)
S46: Named alternate captain of WJC Team World
S46: Won WJC silver with Team World
S47: Voted captain of the Anchorage Armada
S47: Named alternate captain of WJC Team World
S48: Voted captain of the Anchorage Armada
S48: Named captain of WJC Team World
S49: Re-signed with TBB (2ssn/$6mil)
S49: Won IIHF silver with Team Great Britain
S49: Won the SHL Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best Rookie)
S49: Named to All-Star All-Rookie Team
S51: Re-signed with TBB (1ssn/$6mil)
S52: Re-signed with TBB (1ssn/$7mil)
S52: Won IIHF gold with Team Great Britain
S53: Re-signed with TBB (2ssn/$13mil)
S53: Voted alternate captain of the Tampa Bay Barracuda
S54: Traded to the New Orleans Specters
S54: Won the Challenge Cup with NOLA
S55: Re-signed with NOLA (3ssn/$18mil)
Mia Landvik ♥ D ♥ KEL ♥ NEW ♥ S27-S45
Hometown: Hell, Norway
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 180 lbs
Number: 66
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SHL Career Statistics
S30 - 50 GP | 2 G | 7 A | 9 P | +8 | 81 PIM | 99 HIT | 38 HTT | 24 SHT | 41 SB | 18.47 AMG
S31 - 50 GP | 1 G | 10 A | 11 P | +1 | 39 PIM | 65 HIT | 40 HTT | 22 SHT | 52 SB | 17.61 AMG
S32 - 50 GP | 3 G | 12 A | 15 P | +21 | 93 PIM | 138 HIT | 39 HTT | 34 SHT | 57 SB | 20.72 AMG
S33 - 50 GP | 5 G | 25 A | 30 P | +10 | 78 PIM | 132 HIT | 38 HTT | 58 SHT | 59 SB | 23.16 AMG
S34 - 50 GP | 9 G | 28 A | 37 P | +15 | 124 PIM | 116 HIT | 55 HTT | 68 SHT | 72 SB | 23.41 AMG
S35 - 50 GP | 8 G | 23 A | 31 P | +14 | 111 PIM | 86 HIT | 52 HTT | 61 SHT | 66 SB | 21.32 AMG
S36 - 50 GP | 0 G | 20 A | 20 P | +2 | 96 PIM | 132 HIT | 50 HTT | 44 SHT | 66 SB | 21.16 AMG
S37 - 50 GP | 7 G | 24 A | 31 P | -6 | 73 PIM | 132 HIT | 51 HTT | 91 SHT | 68 SB | 22.76 AMG
S38 - 50 GP | 9 G | 28 A | 37 P | +17 | 109 PIM | 207 HIT | 59 HTT | 80 SHT | 57 SB | 22.48 AMG
S39 - 50 GP | 9 G | 26 A | 35 P | -6 | 46 PIM | 212 HIT | 46 HTT | 76 SHT | 62 SB | 22.45 AMG
S40 - 50 GP | 4 G | 30 A | 34 P | +8 | 62 PIM | 205 HIT | 47 HTT | 74 SHT | 59 SB | 21.95 AMG
S41 - 50 GP | 3 G | 33 A | 36 P | -14 | 56 PIM | 186 HIT | 65 HTT | 79 SHT | 57 SB | 23.80 AMG
S42 - 50 GP | 6 G | 28 A | 34 P | -1 | 64 PIM | 150 HIT | 658 HTT | 60 SHT | 85 SB | 24.98 AMG
S43 - 50 GP | 4 G | 14 A | 18 P | +1 | 56 PIM | 144 HIT | 70 HTT | 55 SHT | 67 SB | 23.80 AMG
S44 - 50 GP | 6 G | 23 A | 29 P | -14 | 74 PIM | 176 HIT | 64 HTT | 81 SHT | 68 SB | 24.90 AMG
S45 - 50 GP | 9 G | 32 A | 41 P | +5 | 76 PIM | 170 HIT | 71 HTT | 84 SHT | 70 SB | 24.16 AMG
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S30 - 14 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 P | +13 | 10 PIM | 28 HIT | 8 HTT | 7 SHT | 9 SB | 20.79 AMG
S31 - 19 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | +1 | 31 PIM | 30 HIT | 16 HTT | 4 SHT | 14 SB | 18.53 AMG
S32 - 11 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | +6 | 8 PIM | 34 HIT | 8 HTT | 9 SHT | 9 SB | 25.10 AMG
S33 - 18 GP | 1 G | 9 A | 10 P | +2 | 38 PIM | 40 HIT | 20 HTT | 17 SHT | 26 SB | 24.04 AMG
S34 - 11 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | +1 | 17 PIM | 32 HIT | 18 HTT | 13 SHT | 29 SB | 25.12 AMG
S35 - 9 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -5 | 15 PIM | 15 HIT | 15 HTT | 9 SHT | 15 SB | 24.23 AMG
S36 - 18 GP | 2 G | 8 A | 10 P | 0 | 19 PIM | 44 HIT | 17 HTT | 16 SHT | 31 SB | 22.72 AMG
S37 - N/A
S38 - 7 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | 0 | 29 PIM | 28 HIT | 8 HTT | 9 SHT | 14 SB | 20.52 AMG
S39 - 12 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 P | +1 | 12 PIM | 53 HIT | 17 HTT | 20 SHT | 20 SB | 22.77 AMG
S40 - 5 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -3 | 4 PIM | 28 HIT | 7 HTT | 10 SHT | 4 SB | 22.39 AMG
S41 - N/A
S42 - 18 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 P | -5 | 28 PIM | 63 HIT | 30 HTT | 16 SHT | 26 SB | 26.97 AMG
S43 - N/A
S44 - N/A
S45 - 5 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -5 | 6 PIM | 13 HIT | 7 HTT | 3 SHT | 6 SB | 23.63 AMG
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S27 - 50 GP | 4 G | 19 A | 23 P | 6 PPP | -3 | 39 PIM | 51 HIT | 31 HTT | 43 SHT | 58 SB | 22.08 AMG
S28 - 50 GP | 8 G | 23 A | 31 P | 14 PPP | -27 | 58 PIM | 117 HIT | 68 HTT | 64 SHT | 83 SB | 24.75 AMG
S29 - 50 GP | 4 G | 26 A | 30 P | 12 PPP | +5 | 66 PIM | 105 HIT | 54 HTT | 64 SHT | 64 SB | 22.57 AMG
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S27 - 13 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | 2 PPP | +2 | 16 PIM | 16 HIT | 7 HTT | 21 SHT | 12 SB | 22.91 AMG
S28 - 6 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | 1 PPP | -4 | 14 PIM | 16 HIT | 12 HTT | 5 SHT | 8 SB | 23.56 AMG
S29 - 11 GP | 3 G | 8 A | 11 P | 2 PPP | +4 | 8 PIM | 22 HIT | 10 HTT | 19 SHT | 11 SB | 23.14 AMG
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Transactions & Awards:
S27: Signed as a FA with KEL
S27: Won Kelowna Riko Muerto (Unsung Hero) award
S28: Drafted 4th overall to NEW
S28: Signed with NEW (3ssn/$6mil)
S28: Named Alternate Captain of KEL
S29: Named Alternate Captain of KEL
S29: Won IIHF silver with Team Norway
S30: Won Challenge Cup with NEW
S30: Named to All-Star All-Rookie Team
S31: Re-signed with NEW (8ssn/$26mil)
S31: Won Challenge Cup with NEW
S31: Won IIHF bronze with Team Norway
S33: Voted Alternate Captain of NEW
S33: Won Challenge Cup with NEW
S33: Won IIHF silver with Team Norway
S34: Won SHL Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs)
S34: Won IIHF bronze with Team Norway
S35: Won IIHF gold with Team Norway
S36: Voted Captain of NEW
S36: Won IIHF Top Defenseman
S36: Won IIHF silver with Team Norway
S38: Won IIHF silver with Team Norway
S39: Re-signed with NEW (4ssn/$25mil)
S39: Named Captain of Team Norway
S42: Won IIHF bronze with Team Norway
S43: Re-signed with NEW (1ssn/$3mil)
S44: Re-signed with NEW (2ssn/$6mil)
S45: Nominated for the Scott Stevens (Top D) award
ZzRaven's Robot Bill Nye | Retired GM | Kelowna Knights | ★★★★ x2
S36 | 23-25-2
S35 | 24-23-3
S34 | 23-17-10
S33 | 31-14-5 | Occasus Trophy | Mathias Chouinard Award
S32 | 31-16-3 | Occasus Trophy | ★★★★ | Mathias Chouinard Award
S31 | 30-13-7 | Laurifer Trophy | Occasus Trophy | ★★★★ | Mathias Chouinard Award
S 30 | 33-13-4 | Laurifer Trophy
Player | Updates
The loves of my life are the members of the E4LG, which calls the Buffalo Stampede their home. Once a member of the E4LG, always a member of the E4LG.
Valentines is a great day. It is a day where I can express my deep love to all of those who are in the E4LG. They are the epitome of my life. There is no other member base on site like the E4LG of the Buffalo Stampede. E4LG for life!
Leafs4ever Owner
S1, S7, S19, S25, S45, S49, S65 Challenge Cup Champion
Hercules Rockefeller rides solo. He has his fun, but hasn't settled down just yet. This Valentine's Day, he and the other Blizzard singles are hitting the town and planning on getting bottle service at the night club in downtown Edmonton. Chances are good he'll get lucky on this holiday full of love.
Guy Incognito - D - #24
Texas Renegades
Season 76
0-0-0
Regular Season - [G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- 0] [PIM 0] [Hits 0] [SB 0]
Guy Incognito || D || Texas Renegades || 896 TPE
Name: Guy Incognito
Age: 33
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S72|Elk|[G 10] [A 15] [Pts 25] [+/- +7] [PIM 50] [Hits 124] [SB 131]
S73|Elk|[G 17] [A 40] [Pts 57] [+/- +8] [PIM 30] [Hits 123] [SB 170]
S74|Elk|[G 11] [A 30] [Pts 41] [+/- -9] [PIM 42] [Hits 132] [SB 123]
S75|Elk|[G 16] [A 33] [Pts 49] [+/- +12] [PIM 40] [Hits 119] [SB 119]
Career|[G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- 0] [PIM 0] [Hits 0] [SB 0]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S72|Elk|[G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- -4] [PIM 0] [Hits 4] [SB 13]
S73|Elk|[G 1] [A 3] [Pts 4] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 9] [SB 16]
S74|Elk|[G 2] [A 1] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 7] [SB 16]
S75|Elk|[G 1] [A 2] [Pts 3] [+/- 2] [PIM 4] [Hits 17] [SB 18]
Career|[G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- 0] [PIM 0] [Hits 0] [SB 0]
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Team Record
S72|Elk|36-29-1 - 73pts (Round 1)
S73|Elk|34-26-6 - 74pts (Round 2)
S74|Elk|26-38-2 - 54pts (Round 1)
S75|Elk|35-24-7 - 77pts (Round 1)
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Transactions:
S72: Drafted 8th overall by the Regina Elk
S73: Drafted 11th overall by the Texas Renegades
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Awards & Achievements
S73: Won Quilha Agante Trophy
S73: Won Alex Light Trophy
Won 1 WJC Medal (Bronze)
Peak TPE count: 896
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Damian Littleton || D || Retired
Name: Damian Littleton
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 230 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
Career|[G 30] [A 123] [Pts 153] [+/- +9] [PIM 527] [Hits 580] [SB 495]
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SHL Playoff Statistics
Career|[G 4] [A 20] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 68] [Hits 86] [SB 72]
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Team Record
S1|Jets|23-12-5 – 51pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S2|Jets|22-13-5 – 49pts (West Division Finals)
S3|Jets|18-14-8 – 44pts (West Division Finals)
S4|Jets|19-19-2 – 40pts (West Division Finals)
S5|Jets|24-15-5 – 53pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S6|Jets|25-21-14 – 64pts (Missed Playoffs)
S7|Jets|25-19-6 – 56pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S8|Jets|21-20-9 – 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
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Transactions:
GM of the Winnipeg Jets
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Awards & Achievements
S1: SHL Challenge Cup Champion
S3: Won the Scott Stevens Trophy
S7: SHL Challenge Cup Champion
S7: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
S7: Won the Damian Littleton Trophy
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Lance Uppercut || D || Retired
Name: Lance Uppercut
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL/NWJHL Regular Season Statistics
S8|Falcons|[G 5] [A 31] [Pts 36] [+/- +47] [PIM 98] [Hits 73] [SB 54]
Career|[G 106] [A 341] [Pts 447] [+/- +83] [PIM 775] [Hits 1258] [SB 842]
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SHL/NWJHL Playoff Statistics
S8|Falcons|[G 1] [A 4] [Pts 5] [+/- +15] [PIM 28] [Hits 14] [SB 19]
Career|[G 8] [A 36] [Pts 44] [+/- +6] [PIM 101] [Hits 163] [SB 144]
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Team Record
S8|Falcons|33-5-2 - 68pts (Four Star Cup Finals)
S9|Jets|32-14-4 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S10|Jets|30-14-6 - 66pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S11|Jets|36-11-3 - 75pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S12|Jets|31-16-3 - 65pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S13|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S14|Jets|24-21-5 - 58pts (Western Conference Finals)
S15|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S16|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S17|Jets|22-23-5 - 49pts (Missed Playoffs)
S18|Jets|27-17-6 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S19|Jets|30-18-2 - 64pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S20|Jets|26-18-6 - 52pts (Western Conference Finals)
S21|Jets|22-24-6 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs)
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Transactions:
Drafted 5th overall by the Detroit Falcons
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Awards & Achievements
S9: Won the Ryan Jesster Trophy
S19: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
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Rembrandt Q. Einstein || D || Retired
Name: Rembrandt Q. Einstein
Age: 25
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 44
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S21|Impact|[G 2] [A 29] [Pts 31] [+/- -17] [PIM 23] [Hits 20] [SB 52]
Career|[G 75] [A 440] [Pts 515] [+/- +34] [PIM 537] [Hits 975] [SB 1034]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S21|Impact|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 2] [Hits 3] [SB 2]
Career|[G 7] [A 27] [Pts 34] [+/- -2] [PIM 58] [Hits 102] [SB 103]
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Team Record
S21|Impact|11-22-7 - 29pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S22|Jets|34-14-4 - 72pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S23|Jets|23-22-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S24|Jets|30-18-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S25|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S26|Jets|28-17-5 - 61pts (Western Conference Finals)
S27|Jets|25-22-3 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S28|Jets|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Finals)
S29|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S30|Jets|20-19-11 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S31|Jets|13-30-6 - 32pts (Missed Playoffs)
S32|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S33|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S34|Jets|26-16-8 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S35|Jets|28-21-1 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S36|Jets|30-16-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
Drafted 4th overall by the Montreal Impact
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Awards & Achievements
S22: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
S25: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy
S28: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy
S28: Won the Vidrik Onoprienko Lifetime Achievement Award
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Hercules Rockefeller || LW || Retired
Name: Hercules Rockefeller
Age: 27
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S36|Raiders|[G 7] [A 2] [Pts 9] [+/- -11] [PIM 4] [Hits 40] [SB 1]
S37|Raiders|[G 14] [A 10] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 14] [Hits 45] [SB 1]
Career|[G 270] [A 325] [Pts 595] [+/- +157] [PIM 206] [Hits 709] [SB 197]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S36|Raiders|[G 3] [A 1] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 0] [Hits 8] [SB 0]
S37|Raiders|[G 1] [A 1] [Pts 2] [+/- -1] [PIM 2] [Hits 6] [SB 0]
Career|[G 48] [A 54] [Pts 102] [+/- -26] [PIM 30] [Hits 145] [SB 47]
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Team Record
S36|Raiders|28-18-4 - 60pts (Four Star Cup Final)
S37|Raiders|32-10-8 - 72pts (Eastern Conference Finals)
S38|Blizzard|19-25-6 - 44pts (Missed Playoffs)
S39|Blizzard|28-20-2 - 58pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S40|Blizzard|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S41|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S42|Blizzard|30-15-5 - 65pts (Western Conference Finals)
S43|Blizzard|23-23-4 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs)
S44|Blizzard|35-11-4 - 74pts (Western Conference Finals)
S45|Blizzard|41-6-3 - 85pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S46|Blizzard|24-21-5 - 53pts (Western Conference Wild Card)
S47|Blizzard|33-16-1 - 67pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S48|Blizzard|25-20-5 - 55pts (Western Conference Wild Card)
S49|Blizzard|26-22-2 - 54pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S50|Blizzard|28-19-3 - 59pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S51|Blizzard|32-14-4 - 68pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S52|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S53|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S54|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
Drafted 3rd overall by the Halifax Raiders
Drafted 3rd overall by the Edmonton Blizzard
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Awards & Achievements
S45: SHL Record for highest +/- in a season (+42)
S49: Won the Anton Razov Trophy
Won 9 IIHF Medals (5 Gold, 1 Silver, 3 Bronze)
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Rock Strongo || C || Retired
Name: Rock Strongo
Age: 30
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S55|Raptors|[G 14] [A 18] [Pts 32] [+/- +10] [PIM 12] [Hits 19] [SB 8]
S56|Raptors/Battleborn|[G 7] [A 18] [Pts 25] [+/- +2] [PIM 16] [Hits 42] [SB 18]
S57|Battleborn|[G 9] [A 26] [Pts 35] [+/- -3] [PIM 22] [Hits 66] [SB 29]
Career|[G 332] [A 518] [Pts 850] [+/- +145] [PIM 302] [Hits 1298] [SB 493]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S55|Raptors|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- EVEN] [PIM 2] [Hits 1] [SB 2]
S56|Battleborn|[G 1] [A 0] [Pts 1] [+/- +1] [PIM 0] [Hits 1] [SB 2]
S57|Battleborn|[G 0] [A 1] [Pts 1] [+/- +2] [PIM 0] [Hits 7] [SB 2]
Career|[G 54] [A 68] [Pts 122] [+/- +11] [PIM 22] [Hits 224] [SB 56]
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Team Record
S55|Raptors|27-18-5 - 59pts (Round 2)
S56|Battleborn|28-18-4 - 60pts (Round 2)
S57|Battleborn|30-29-7 - 67pts (Round 1)
S58|Monarchs|23-36-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S59|Monarchs|30-34-2 - 62pts (Missed Playoffs)
S60|Monarchs|29-31-6 - 64pts (Round 1)
S61|Monarchs|30-30-6 - 66pts (Round 1)
S62|Panthers|42-22-2 - 86pts (Western Conference Finals)
S63|Panthers|36-24-6 - 78pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S64|Panthers|44-14-8 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S65|Panthers|50-14-2 - 102pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S66|Panthers|45-17-4 - 94pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S67|Panthers|38-26-2 - 78pts (Round 1)
S68|North Stars|46-16-4 - 96pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S69|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S70|Patriotes|46-17-3 - 95pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S71|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Round 1)
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Transactions:
S55: Drafted 7th overall by the Colorado Raptors
S56: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs
S56: Traded from Colorado to Nevada
S62: Signed with Los Angeles Panthers
S68: Traded from Los Angeles to Toronto
S69: Traded from Toronto to Montreal
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Awards & Achievements
S55: Won the Esa Anrikkanen Trophy
Won 3 WJC Medals (Gold, Silver, Bronze)
Won 6 IIHF Medals (1 Gold, 3 Silver, 2 Bronze)
Peak TPE count: 2106
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Jmac had girlfriend for a while now. She has been with him through the good, the bad and, hockey! Jmac is hoping to make her Mrs. NCheese real soon when he acquires a little bit more moneys.
Bnana NWaffles || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || TPE: 819
SHL 27OA S66 - Hamilton Steelhawks
Number: 88
Birthplace: Helsinki, Finland
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Bnana NWaffles || C || Detroit Falcons
SMJHL Free Agent Pick Up S65 - Detroit Falcons
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S65 - Detroit Falcons | 63 GP | 3 G | 16 A | 19 P | 4 | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 10 PIM | 16 H | 64 SOG
S66 - Detroit Falcons | 66 GP | 17 G | 23 A | 40 P | -17 | 5 PPP | 0 SHP | 26 PIM | 97 H | 124 SOG | 604 FOW - 414 FOL - 59.3 FO%
S67 - Detroit Falcons | 66 GP | 47 G | 49 A | 96 P | 39 | 26 PPP | 2 SHP | 24 PIM | 87 H | 207 SOG | 514 FOW - 359 FOL - 58.9 FO%
S68 - Detroit Falcons | 66 GP | 52 G | 48 A | 100 P | 39 | 35 PPP | 0 SHP | 34 PIM | 85 H | 215 SOG | 529 FOW - 423 FOL - 55.6 FO%
SMJHL Post Season Statistics
S65 - Detroit Falcons | 17 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -3 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 4 H | 12 SOG
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Awards & Accomplishments
S65 - 4 STAR CUP CHAMPIONS
S67 - Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader) - 96 points
S67 - Roberto Martucci Trophy (Regular Season Goals Leader) - 47 goals
S67 - Alex Light Trophy - Most Improved Player
S67 - Ideen Fallah Trophy - SMJHL Awards Committee MVP
S67 - Raymond Lindsay - Most Outstanding Player as Voted on by the League
S67 - Laurifer Trophy - 59-5-2 120pts
S68 - 4 STAR CUP CHAMPIONS
S68 - Laurifer Trophy - 54-11-1 109pts
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Igor is in the frame. He stares directly at the camera. The cameraman is asking for details on his love life.
The cameraman is punched.
S48 Four Star Cup Champion (Vancouver Whalers)
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Jean-Paul got a reporter pregnant, and now has a son, Luke Wilson Boivin.
i didnt fuck my @
efiug . i didnt cum on my @
efiug . i didnt put my dick anywhere near my @
efiug . Ive never done anything weird with my @
efiug s. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
- Nicolaj on twitter earlier today
With Sven's upcoming relocation to New England, when he gets called up full-time to the SHL, he has started looking around the area to find someone to show him around and maybe even turn into something more serious.
To have the best possible chance of finding a good match, Sven decided to download every single dating app he could find. This includes, but is not limited to: Bumble, Hinge, Tinder, OkCupid, Coffee Meets Bagel, Clover, and Plenty of Fish.
Now, it is quite difficult to find someone in New England when being located all the way on the other side of the continent. Luckily, most apps had the option to expand the search area to the 3000+ miles needed to reach potential matches on the east coast.
Even with the vast distance, Sven has had a surprising amount of matches. I guess having "Up and coming SHL player" in your description catches most peoples attention. The first contact is more often than not a request to verify that Sven really is who he says to be. (Apparently ordinary people from Vancouver are not as exciting to people in New England). A quick picture usually answers those questions.
But how have any of these matches worked out? Well so far he has caught two catfishes, a handful of suburban single moms, one lady that blocked him as soon as he told her he is Swedish, and even a few guys who were surprisingly eager to bring him to a bar called "Boston Eagle". Sven has not heard about this place before but the guys seemed like they could become good friends and show him around.
Who it is that will be Sven's final match is yet to be decided. So for now he keeps swiping right.
Past Players
S51-71 || Sven Yxskaft || Defenseman || New England Wolfpack || 2315 TPE peak
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Height: 5'11"
Weight: 187 lbs
Birthplace: Sweden
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Achievements:
**** S70 - Challenge Cup Champion ****
S70 - IIHF Silver Medal
S69 - IIHF Silver Medal
**** S68 - IIHF Gold Medal ****
S65 - Eastern Conference All-Star
S64 - IIHF Silver Medal
S64 - Eastern Conference All-Star
S62 - Nominated for the Scott Stevens(Best Defenseman) award
S62 - Nominated for the Joe McKeil(Best Coach) award
**** S62 - All-time TPE leader ****
S61 - Won the New England Wolfpack Nathan Russell Leadership Award
S61 - Nominated for the Lance Uppercut(Best GM) award
S61 - Most (current)TPE in the SHL
S60 - IIHF Bronze Medal
S60 - Eastern Conference All-Star Game representative
S59 - Won the Damian Littleton(Most Dedicated) Award
S59 - Won the New England Wolfpack Nathan Russell Leadership Award
**** S54 - 4 Star Cup Champion ****
S54 - Nominated for the Brodie Witzel Trophy(Playoffs MVP)
S54 - Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy(Best Defenseman)
S54 - Traded as a rental for a Reddit 1st
S53 - WJC Silver Medal
S53 - Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy(Best Defenseman)
S53 - Nominated for the Zach Miller Trophy(Most Dedicated)
S53 - SMJHL All-Star Team West
S52 - IIHF Silver Medal
S52 - WJC Bronze Medal
S51 - WJC Silver Medal
S51 - Nominated for the Commisioner's Award of Excellence
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Transactions:
S55 - Called up to the SHL, New England Wolfpack
S54 - Traded to Carolina Kraken
S52 - Drafted 5th Overall by NEW in the SHL Entry Draft
S51 - Drafted 14th Overall by VAN in the SMJHL Entry Draft
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Knox unfortunately is not dating nor does he has any dates on the horizon. He's had a rough go and is basically living as a recluse. :(
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I know what you're here for. You know what you want, and I can tell you... I can give it to you.
We all know Simothy Drunkebird is a real bird , but the story of his birth is one you can't learn from the bright parts of the Internet. No, for that story, you need to look back.... to Jakub Novak.
Yes, Jakub Novak, the former Colorado Raptor, Winnipeg Jet, and Manhattan Rage. Third line extraordinaire. Lover of hats and Director of Player Development for the Raptors. This man has a secret.
You see, Hats Novak has a secret. During his rookie season for Manhattan, he met a young woman... or so he thought. This intoxicating femme fatale pulled the young Czech in with her feminine wiles. Her tricorn hat with a red feather in it was so jaunty and fun, he couldn't stay away! He was defenseless to resist, and before long she'd brought him back to her bed. Hats was shocked to discover this young woman was a furry. Her fursona, Chili (short for Trochilidae), was a GD bird . What was he to do? He'd come so far... and so he kept coming.
Immediately, he felt his energy drained from his body. His playoff heroic powers dried up in a moment. He realized how terrible a mistake he made as he looked onto the glassy eyed woman beneath him, sneering with every modicum of evil. Just like Charles Barkley in Space Jam, Novak was a husk of himself in a moment. His talent... and his seed... were within the fursona. He fell into a deep sleep and she disappeared into the night.
A few months later, Chili gave birth to.... shockingly, bafflingly, beyond all medical understanding-ly.... a bird. She gave birth to a fucking bird, and named him Simothy. Simmy had a taste for the bottle from day one, y'see, and a taste for tormenting the other birds on and off the ice. He was a prodigy in the AMJHA (Avian Minor Junior Hockey Association), and went on to one day be the first overall pick in the S52 SHL Draft. Hats Novak looked on in sadness, afraid to ever tell his son the awful truth, let alone come forward with the horrors wrought upon him. He prays each night that Chili does not strike again on another poor, hopeless SHLer.
And that, my dears, is how Simothy Drunkebird stole Jakub Novak's groove. @Esso2264
M'Baku Olubori || #81 || RW
Drafted 4th overall in S64 SMJHL Draft by Regina
Drafted 95th overall in S65 SHL Draft by Baltimore
Won S68 Ryan Jesster Trophy (Rookie of the Year)
Cassius Darrow || #81 || RD
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SMJHL Stats:
S44 - S46 || COL || GP: 150 || G: 15 || A: 85 || P: 100 || +/-: +1 || SB: 195
S47 - S55 || BUF || GP: X || G: X || A: X || P: X || +/-: X || SB: X
S56 - S63 || SEA || GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || +/-: 0 || SB: 0
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Drafted 8th overall in S44 SMJHL Draft to Colorado
Co-Winner of S44 Zach Miller Trophy
Drafted 4th overall in S45 SHL Draft to Buffalo
Named S45 & S46 Captain of the Colorado Raptors
3-time Challenge Cup Champion (S46, S48, S55)
Named Assistant Captain of Buffalo Stampede S53-S55
Drafted 1st overall S56 Expansion Draft by Seattle
Named Captain of the Seattle Argonauts in S56
Bojo Biscuit Winner S57, S58
Baltimore Platoon GM || S64 - present
Ivan Maximus has no love but hockey. Ivan love stick, and pick, and ice. Occasionally Ivan find tramp at bar that go to hotel room but Ivan not get tie down. Hockey #1
Sig credit: Ragnar, Carpy48, High Stick King
Ivan Lacksamus || RW || Detroit Falcons
Number: 14
Height: 6ft 1in
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Switzerland
Adam has been with his one true love ever since he was a kid. Their relationship has gone from love to hate and back again more times than you can count. He used to share his love with his brother, and his parents even share his love with him every once in a while. He now makes a living by being passionate with his love in front of thousands of people, sometimes even on TV. The thing he wants most in life is to be able to do his love every day for the rest of his life.
His love of course is Ice Hockey
Iliket Urtles | #72 | RW | Hamilton Steelhawks | S70 | 1282 TPE (S69 - )
Adam Scianna | #31 | D | Texas Renegades | S52 | 2168 TPE (S51 - S68)
Birthplace: Trondheim, Norway
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 31
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SHL Regular Season
S55 [TEX] | GP: 50 G: 5 A: 16 P: 21 +/-: +3 PIM: 18 HIT: 72 SB: 55 |
S56 [TEX] | GP: 50 G: 11 A: 13 P: 24 +/-: +6 PIM: 24 HIT: 72 SB: 54 |
S57 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 9 A: 33 P: 42 +/-: +24 PIM: 32 HIT: 80 SB: 98 |
S58 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 19 A: 33 P: 52 +/-: +49 PIM: 17 HIT: 83 SB: 98 |
S59 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 P: 49 +/-: +40 PIM: 18 HIT: 89 SB: 91 |
S60 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 19 A: 27 P: 46 +/-: +17 PIM: 14 HIT: 68 SB: 87 |
S61 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 18 A: 36 P: 54 +/-: +29 PIM: 12 HIT: 26 SB: 99 |
S62 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 43 P: 58 +/-: +29 PIM: 8 HIT: 14 SB: 84 |
S63 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 30 P: 43 +/-: +39 PIM: 12 HIT: 73 SB: 108 |
S64 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 16 A: 30 P: 46 +/-: +27 PIM: 16 HIT: 107 SB: 112 |
S65 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 22 P: 30 +/-: -30 PIM: 16 HIT: 104 SB: 157 |
S66 [TEX] | GP: 66 G: 5 A: 15 P: 20 +/-: -18 PIM: 24 HIT: 58 SB: 100 |
S67 [LAP] | GP: 66 G: 2 A: 10 P: 10 +/-: /5 PIM: 20 HIT: 63 SB: 33 |
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IIHF
S51 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 HIT: 28 SB: 27 |
S52 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12 G: 1 A: 0 P: 1 +/-: +1 PIM: 4 HIT: 25 SB: 7 |
S53 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12 G: 0 A: 1 P: 1 +/-: -5 PIM: 7 HIT: 14 SB: 7 |
S54 [Norway] | [LD] GP: 12 G: 2 A: 0 P: 2 +/-: -1 PIM: 2 HIT: 22 SB: 9 |
S55 [Norway] | [LD] GP: 12 G: 1 A: 4 P: 5 +/-: +0 PIM: 11 HIT: 18 SB: 14 |
S56 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 HIT: 11 SB: 25 |
S57 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12 G: 3 A: 6 P: 9 +/-: +4 PIM: 4 HIT: 12 SB: 34 |
S58 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12 G: 3 A: 7 P: 10 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 HIT: 12 SB: 25 |
S59 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12 G: 5 A: 6 P: 11 +/-: +9 PIM: 6 HIT: 9 SB: 11 |
S60 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12 G: 6 A: 6 P: 12 +/-: +6 PIM: 2 HIT: 5 SB: 13 |
S61 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12 G: 1 A: 2 P: 3 +/-: +3 PIM: 4 HIT: 14 SB: 12 |
S62 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12 G: 4 A: 4 P: 8 +/-: -1 PIM: 6 HIT: 21 SB: 10 |
S63 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12 G: 0 A: 5 P: 5 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 HIT: 18 SB: 19 |
S64 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12 G: 4 A: 4 P: 8 +/-: +3 PIM: 2 HIT: 16 SB: 7 |
S65 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12 G: 0 A: 3 P: 3 +/-: -4 PIM: 0 HIT: 13 SB: 13 |
S66 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12 G: 2 A: 7 P: 9 +/-: +1 PIM: 5 HIT: 12 SB: 9 |
S67 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12 G: 2 A: 6 P: 8 +/-: +5 PIM: 2 HIT: 12 SB: 4 |
S68 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12 G: 1 A: 6 P: 7 +/-: -9 PIM: 2 HIT: 12 SB: 7 |
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Career History
S51 SMJHL Draft 2nd Round - 12th Overall by Kelowna
S52 SHL Draft 1st Round - 3rd Overall by Texas
S52 Zach Miller Tropey - Most Dedicated Player
S52 Elias Armia Award - The Commissioner's Award of Excellence
S53 Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S55 Called up to the Texas Renegades
S55 SHL All-Rookie Team
S59 Challenge Cup Champion
S62 Challenge Cup Champion
S67 IIHF Gold Medal Winner
S68 Announces Retirement
02-14-2020, 12:02 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-14-2020, 12:02 AM by frithjofr .)
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CC2 is one with greatness, having realized that the only person in the world he can deal with is HIMSELF. He already has a bunch of kids anyways and is trying to duck child support until he gets that 10x10.
Cameron Carter II || LW/C || HOF INDUCTEE (via cuddles)
Projected Career TPE: 500-900
Number: #9, #4, #8
S45 IIHF Silver Medal, S48 IIHF Silver Medal, S50 IIHF Gold Medal
S46: 24 Goals (T-9), 192 Hits (4th)
Cole Carter || Örebro HK Youth || LW
Youth Player