I'm gonna start with strategist so that I can make PT love to @golden_apricot for a minute here. If there's any words left at the end of this then maybe I'll talk about the rest of this front office staff. Apricot is the subject of Eugene Melnyk's wet dreams, I'm pretty sure he can assemble a winning strategy for any shmuck roster you could put together for minimum salary. The man was instrumental in the league conversion to FHM, and that's the kind of familiarity that you cannot gain from merely playing the game and running test sims. Anchorage has had an early jump on the season, and it comes down primarily to the strategic genius of Apricot. It will definitely pay off come playoff clinching.

I have a couple words left so it's time to mention @frithjofr for the Clubhouse Leader role of my front house, he's always good to spark some late night conversations to bond over.