Negotiator: If I have to pick one SHL user who is just a phenomenal negotiator I’m gonna be picking @Gooney because every time he tells me about a weird fetish he has he’s able to negotiate his normalcy back into my vision. I think this would translate to the SHL and he’s also a past coGM so he has the skill set but yeah if anyone’s gonna look someone in the soul and convince them its Gooney

Strategist: The best strategist I know is probably gonna be @dmills3 because of the crazy amount of success he’s been able to find with Vancouver, they’ve been constantly rebuilding since he took over as their head GM and honestly the longer the rebuild the more big prospects you can gather so thats a testament to why dmills has made Vancouver suck so bad and why it makes him a good strategist for it

Scout: When it comes to scouting I’m gonna have to pick @Samee who was renowned when he was Seattle GM to draft a lot of Kelowna Knights players who went inactive in a season. You may say, how is this a good GM, where is his value. But that’s the thing, KNOWING samee is a bad talent evaluator means I can play to his strengths. Oh samee thinks this guy is a 5 star prospect? Okay now I know this man is an absolute bust who will cap at 300 tpe, easy. Just like a bad critic can let you know every album they think is bad might actually be good, samee can help me steer clear of dogshit prospects by way of me ignoring his every word.

Clubhouse Leader: Honestly I needed a man like @Ferda here because he gives a shit about the boys and thats what matters once the squad is assembled by my elite team I need someone who can create an environment my players wanna play and Ferda is a really good kisser and gives insane head hugs so he’ll be able to foster a loving environment for the guys to be in.