A negotiator – my negotiator would be Esa hands down, this man can talk a dog off a meat wagon, he can get a woman in a white fur coat to buy a ketchup popsicle. In other words he’s an all star when it comes to getting people to do things especially if it’s an effort ratio of 90/10. Something about the way he talks to people, his knowledge of all things enchanting coupled with the fact that if you don’t end up agreeing to his deal he couldn’t give a shit.


A strategist – my strategist would be Mike Izzy he has a brain for strategy and and is always there to give good advice, he spends most of his free time analyzing players builds and game analysis. If he had successful personal relationships we would be screwed.


A scout – my scout would undeniably be Slappy McDoodle he’s a real wiz at spotting talent he’s not so bad at spotting tail either. Slappy is a real chit chatter he likes to talk to people he’s good with people, he likes to get a feel for what people really want and where they want to be. For instance he knows I’d love to be in his wife’s pants.