Negotiator: @Wallflower will be my negotiator. His former player was OJ Simpson. You tell me if there is somebody in the league that you think is better at enforcing and getting what they want than OJ Simpson. The guy is nothing short of an absolute legend.

Strategist: @luketd will be my strategist. I have seen this guy crank out a lot of articles and you know he does his homework. He is also a very nice man and respects me, so I like him a lot. Also he has a really large bank account so he could just buy our team victories with his SHL monies.

Scout: @Snoopdogg will be my scout. He has done a lot of good work in the SMJHL media keeping up with prospects and he seems like a nice enough guy. And he has insider information to trade which is essential to every business.

Clubhouse Leader: @Kylrad is obviously the clubhouse leader because he is a great man. He is my fearless leader from my LAP days and first player, I love him. I would die for kylrad and I believe others would as well.

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