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S53 WFT #3 - Candles (???)

What smell could possibly encapsulate Taylor Johansson’s speed and hustle. How about Swedish sea smell. Everyone’s loves the smell of the ocean, so how about arctic water in the winter. A smell so cold it could freeze your nostrils.

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04-12-2020, 08:15 PMAcsolap Wrote: Kirkby has had many piss poor money investment schemes over his career and thats why he is perennially broke. This time everything is different though. Introducing Rex's hockey glove candle with Kirkby's own authentic glove sweat smell from the same gloves he has worn has entire SHL career. Who wouldn't want their house to have that incredible fetid aroma of sweat and blood and more sweat wafting through their hallways and living rooms. The perfect candle for a romantic night in the bedroom.

Why does Kirby smell of anything other than the color pink?

Jukka plays over 27 minutes a night, so the candles he keeps around really need to be able to relax him. That's why his signature candle scent is pure isoflurane. After a long game of getting almost 50% of total ice time, one long whiff of his candle really puts him to sleep for a few hours, and helps him recover physically. Jukka's candle has been banned by the FDA, but that doesn't stop him from sneaking it on the team road trips. In fact, Andrei and Potts both specifically request a text whenever Jukka plans on lighting candles for the night.

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Sigs: Thanks JNH, Lime, Carpy, and ckroyal92 

YOU!

YES YOU THERE!!!!

You like them scented candles?
Want one to keep for your luxourious bath?
Want to remind yourself of tha tmiracle game back in beer hockey and pretend to be an SHL star?

Well now introducing the EVO Peak

For that fresh winter scent for whenevr you want to keep yourself in the mountain chalet.

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Sig Credit: Flappy (EVO) and Skolpaddor (RESO)

EMEKA VALENTINE-OKOLI/PLAYER

First SMJHL Goal: Colorado Raptors, Emeka Valentine-Okoli 1 (Mikelis Ozoliņš 4, Loki Odinsson 3) at 3:12, 2nd Period (GWG) / SMJHL S47 Game 47 Day 12: Colorado Raptors vs Detroit Falcons
First SHL Goal: Texas Renegades, Emeka Valentine-Okoli 1 (Josef Kubinec 5, Ricky Spanish 4) at 16:23, 2nd Period / SHL S51 Game 71 Day 16: Edmonton Blizzard vs Texas Renegades

Eternal RaptorsRaptors Old, onwards we roll Rage

And Let's Retire at the Pinnacle

Commander Shepard’s signature candle would have a scent from a far away planet. One of Shepard’s favourite destinations was the Asari Homeworld and his candle smells like the cool autumn breeze of Thessia.

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Thanks to @FlappyGiraffe and @ToeDragon84 for the making these sick sigs!

Quote:                            First Goal (3rd Game): Commander Shepard 1 (Nick Brain 1, Noah Gallagher 2) at 8:48

                                                                                                                                                               
     

Daniel Smebs signature candle scent smells like flans flans and more flans, probably due to his deep interest in flans. What does a flan smell like, i have no clue, probably like some vanilla pie thing.

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Creller's Candles would have many scents, but his biggest seller would obviously be Cruller. Filling your house with the scent of donuts. Popular among cops and Phil Kessel

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Are you an introvert?

Are you looking for reasons to keep people from violating your self imposed quarantine?

Well you are in luck!  

Just released is a new custom candle scent from Anaheim's own Strom Chamberlain.  The scent, LockerRoom Mist carries all of the most pleasant scents of a post-game locker-room wrapped into one.

Sweaty jerseys?  Boom!  We got you.

Sweaty socks? Boom! We got you.

Mixed in with your favorite Axe or Old Spice sprays?  Boom!  We got you!


Its guaranteed to keep the non-hockey loving people out of your home and out of your life, so you can watch the virtual puck drop in peace!

Ambacas Cuddles’ signature candle scent would be that of mint and the outdoors. Nothing smells better than that natural, fresh smell and that is what Ambacas would want his candle to be

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Thanks to @karey and @JSS for the sigs!


Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM

Rykov would have a lemon infused vodka candle so that you could drink the wax and get buzzed so win, win, win, Everyone wins. Your lady or man friend, you, and your liver. Drink a candle a day to keep the bugs away.

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When I think of Ulrik, I think stick the basics, nothing flashy, just solid and reliable, and I wanted my candle scent to reflect that. For that reason, the scent I chose to go with is Apple Cinnamon. It's an absolute classic that everyone appreciates and although it's a bit basic, it's always a strong choice to bet on.



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My scent would be called "Ikea", and it's very representative of Joln: Big, Swedish, and difficult to navigate unless you have a road map, otherwise you'll be hit hard (by the prices)

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