This past week Bale was FaceTiming his favorite SHL player, Daniel Bischoff. Bischoff has helped Bale along the way and has been a very nice man to him. While they were on Zoom, Bischoff started to get very awkward and short in his responses to Bale then immediately went silent. Bale, shocked out of his mind, continuously yells Bischoff's name, to no avail. Bischoff then fell backwards in his chair and hit his head on the ground. Blood started to spill out. So what did Bale do? He immediately drove to Bischoff's house and saved his life. Just kidding, he called the cops. The cops showed up and saved Mr. Bischoff from bleeding out and dying. Bale waited all day, wondering what could have possibly happened to his close friends. The police said that Bischoff was deranged from seeing how beautiful Bale was and in this state of quarantine, Bale stimulated Bischoff all the way into shock.